Breaking Dawn and Twilight Rant Part 1

[theteenstar1]

the book was good just so typical and expected and if you read the 3 book you would find out that jacob loved bella and bella's baby was the closest thing she could get

[seikjo]

Jacob would be called a 'funny' uncle. Or a 'sick' uncle.

Because he would always be thinking about having sex with the hellspawn.

[TheBookwurm82]

not to mention her vampires are dead! how do did sperm mix with a live egg make make a baby its impossible. you would get the same effect if bella has sex with a corpse in the cemetary.

[seikjo]

@TheBookwurm82

That would be something sickening to see. But make for a great villain back story!

[98vwgirl]

it has to end for the saga & bells human

[crazyizzy100]

hope they make the movie just as we expected the book to be but with the war and well just kinda improve a little bit right  :/ :D

[XGottaLuvTheJoBrosX]

vampires cant have babies with other vampires, but bella was human. so, thats how it happened.

[Kamikishiro]

Damn Twilight.

Cute cat and creepy doll.

[RyanRuckuss1]

THIS BOOK FUCKING SUCKS ASS.

[DemonicRemption]

Suspense? Action? Don't make me laugh...

[realisticfakerocks]

Ahh, I will. What's the name?

[KRL2008]

Dear...its on her page :D

[realisticfakerocks]

"Destroy the Beast"? XD LOVE IT!

Southern Accent? You mean a Southern Ohio accent! XD

[XVampireBabe]

actually i was thinking, next time, just don't read it. we have enough of this debate goin on, and shit, what the fuck would i know about sperm? im only 11. and u dudetes are pretty =)

[realisticfakerocks]

Eh, KK. XD

[KRL2008]

Geez. 11 year olds saying fuck..what is the world coming to, I ask?

[realisticfakerocks]

Haha, you sound like some of my friends. LOL XD

[PsyDanShan]

So you read twilight, now breaking dawn, stop lying to yourselvs you love it really :P

[XVampireBabe]

Wow. you guys really suck. becuz of this video twilight fans will like, destroy you. i loved everyone of the books and bella gets pregnant cuz guy vamps don't grow and don't change after puberty, girls can't go through the change. and seriosly, you really suck becuz, dude, look at your ulgy selves barf! stop making these videos and get hair cuts and start developing your own freaking character low lives

[realisticfakerocks]

Male vampires shouldn't be making anymore sperm if they not changing. Even if that could make sense, and venom acted as the semen, wouldn't have Bella been turned when they had sex? Hasn't Meyer pounded into our heads that if ANY venom enters the human body, it starts to turn them into a vampire?

Ha, and thanks for the personal comments. Maybe if you actually thought of some better rebuttals, I might actually give a shit.

[birdhums]

Meyer conveniently gave Edward "magical venom" at just the right time, and then flat out justifies it by saying he was incubbi/succubi, whatever. She also conveniently decided that the werewolves are not actually wolves, but shape shifters. -c-

[birdhums]

For 3 1/2 books, there is nothing to suggest that Edward is anything other than a vampire, and that the Quileutes are anything other than werewolves. She blatantly broke her own rules so that she could satisfy her need for a way for Bella to have a baby, and conveniently changes the Quileutes to shape shifters so that Jacob could imprint on Renesmee. Because the way Meyer wrote the story, a werewolf/vampire imprint wouldn't work.

SMeyer failed.

[realisticfakerocks]

Exactly. You win internetz.

[elementpollo]

before I say something i hate twilight with a passion...

but if Bella sacrificed nothing but she refused to get married but she still got married wouldn't she sacrifice her choice?

it's horrible I know o.O but i ask for the sake of knowledge XP

[realisticfakerocks]

Well, she actually does sacrifice all of her free-will and time to her DARLING Edward, but that's not considered a loss in the Twilight universe. Twilight calls it LOVE.

Yay for knowledge! XD

[Sugarliciousretard]

So true!!!!!

[seeleyboothfan]

Half of your reasons why you don't like it are not real reasons: some people don't like flashy cars, Edward isn't abusive for wanting to marry Bella before turning her into a vampire, he's traditional. He wants to do everything right. Don't know how that is abusive. She also didn't insinuate that vampires can't get pregnant. Ever heard of incubi or succubi? (I think that's spelled right). Half vampire/Half human: ummmm, it totally has a reason. Because of the vampire venom. Where in biology

[seeleyboothfan]

is the explanation of vampires? NO WHERE? So why would there need to be a biological explanation about anything related to vampires? "Human minds don't work like that" Umm, once again, not human and basic information about humans don't apply. Also again, not pedophilia. It is shown in the sections about Quil and Jacob that they don't see Claire and Nessie that way. I enjoyed the nonbattle. It was entirely about logic and strategy. Who says that endings have to be epic?

[realisticfakerocks]

First off, Bella does not want to get married. She tells Edward that she doesn't want to get married. He then tells Bella if she wants him to bite her, then she'll have to marry him. Edward manipulates Bella into marrying him! I call that emotional abuse. While he may not be physically abusive, he still is emotionally abusive. -c=

[realisticfakerocks]

About Bella's car: even if she doesn't like it, she should still be grateful for it. It's like at Christmas when you get something you don't like. You smile and say thanks.

As for the pregnant vampires, Meyer stated they can't have kids. It was canon. But, I'll give you that for now, because I can't find the interview.

His sperm was HUMAN, so his kid would be full human. The venom should have nothing to do with the sperm at all. -c-

[realisticfakerocks]

If the sperm was in vampire venom instead of semen, Bella would have been turned when she got pregnant.

Hey, I was all for keeping biology out of Twilight. But Meyer decided to put biology in the book. Meyer herself tried to explain vampires though science and utterly failed.

The human mind doesn't develop that fast. It doesn't matter if she looks 17, because she would have the mind of a seven year old. She wouldn't have experiences or have learned anything. -c-

[realisticfakerocks]

The human mind doesn't just know things.

About imprinting. It doesn't matter if Jacob and Quil don't 'see' Nessie and Claire in a sexual way now, because one day they will. They will eventually be partners. Imprinting is to insure the werewolf gene is passed down, which would involve reproduction. Reproduction is sexual. What if you grew up with someone, and all of a sudden, you were expected to marry and have sex with them? -c-

[realisticfakerocks]

There's nothing wrong with a battle of logic or anything. But if you're going to build up to an epic battle, then you better deliver. Meyer builds up to this epic conflict between the Cullens and the Volturi, but then nothing happens. The Volturi turn around and leave basically. If there isn't going to be an epic battle, then there be any foreshadowing that points to an epic battle!

[Itachiko]

Love it. Found this link on TSC, a good addition to the anti videos! I'll comment on the next one as well.

[realisticfakerocks]

Aw, thanks! :D

[KRL2008]

I'm only at 1:43 but I just have to point out that Lucky is glaring at you guys

Ok...finishing the vid now =]

[KRL2008]

About the pregnancy thing. She said vampires could not get pregnant...not that they couldn't get humans pregnant lol...just saying. lol

[realisticfakerocks]

She should have made that more clear then. She just said "Vampires can't have kids" Or something along those lines...

Lucky isn't glaring! He loves us! XD