Samara Pulls a Fast One

[nakiarobinson23]

i like how when he goes back and sits down, he automatically puts his had near his crotch!

hhh...the human instinct in a nutshell. XD

[Kierbyy]

Toby doesn't cuss anymore :/

[JJJHS53]

I didn't even notice him swear... I don't know what you guys are on about.

[Allyouneedisluv1]

That video is pretty frigging scary. D':

[antisnotabug]

Stayin' Alive? Toby is Moriarty? /nerd jokes

[cubsfan967]

@Tobuscus Modest Mouse ringtone? your amazing!

[ConnorGW]

I've haven't looked at an old Toby vid til today, and I've never heard him swear or talk about sex, or have alcoholic drinks, until I saw the first four vids. O_o

[aylielove]

Toby said fuck.. And ass.

[ragforces]

Thumbs up if you searched dirty sanchez

and didnt like it...

[TheClawdeen34]

DID I CLICK ON A YOUTUBE POOP?

[fukintrollable]

Tripped me the fuck out....

[Guatexican8]

Tobuscus marathon: Episode #5

[NinjaPotato01]

Haha, Toby's ass should have It's own tv show...I'd watch it....

[WebbGnome0]

RING-ROLLED!!!

[nightstalk3r19]

did anyone else see the philips dvd player and think "SPONSOR"

[parrotsRcute]

How have I not seen this? xD

[PurpleNinja2243]

Who else sent Toby a long-distance-high-five? :)

[Doitsu1313]

Lol ohh old Toby~

[ForeverInLove131]

Is it JUST me or is it so fucking sexy that Toby said fuck. like omg.

[Biggiesmallz33]

back in the day he cursed on camera but not anymore it seems

[starianna200023]

Sometimes we just have to go to Tobuscus' channel, click on "Date Added" and watch Toby. But no matter what.....he is the same sexy beast he will always be.

[1800JakeandAlec]

lmfao that dude sounded EXACTLY like Joe Rogan.

[mrsapplecider]

he's a grown man, he's allowed to curse

[halofan2233]

HE SWORE!

[unfinished8kt]

how did i miss this one?

[MyincaLu]

... Toby? Why did you swear, Toby? :(

[Jirachi795]

Oh shot! Toby said fuck

[TheSirHapps]

Toby curses :O~?!?!

[sessrojak]

he has lotsa hair. XD

[MrAngelBitchez]

You're a terrible example

[MrChubbygoldfish]

Scared shitless right now,, the ring gives me night mares and Toby just said fuck :S

[FlappleJapple97]

0:32 "whats this slanty black one?" hehehe thats what she said

[daviesguns69]

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBUSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[GetOuttaHereFilms]

I am rattled that Toby just said Fuck.

[AirForceForLife6]

LOL Stayin Alive! Love it!

[peonyatbirth]

i do not get this AT ALL

but toby swore and I'm scared

[Ecrewband]

@peonyatbirth Lmao XD

[RezBarbie23]

is that Gaybuscus!!????!!.......

[peonyatbirth]

@RezBarbie23 no it isn't :)

[rynierocks]

I had a Tobygasm when he said fuck.

Hnnng.

[peonyatbirth]

@rynierocks I would find you in the comments of this video ryahn

[fireyhto808]

oh hell, toby said fuck.

[dueler868]

It's odd seeing Toby without his iPhone. But, watching his old videos back when he was badass and he had the demographic best for him.

[breakingthestudio]

i laugh at there phones back then

[jamie1051]

DIRTY FEET EEWWWW

[Phillie103]

your call is very important to us, please hold lol...

[aivanturha1]

@2ez4EagleEye

Tobuscus vids watched: all

[larson1972]

HOLY SHIT HE SAID FUCK!!!!!!!

[SafAlum]

@larson1972 ikr! and "my ass" o.O old tobuscus cursed so much and was a dirty sex tape watcher! lol

[xMyUnwrittenStoryx]

Ooooo!!!

[curlysuesap]

Stayin' Alive ringtone ftw! lol

[modermeh]

and the beejees xD

[modermeh]

lol modest mouse xD at 1:43

[LetsPlayEveryGame]

Ho-ray I HAS THE SAME KIND OF DVD PLAYER TOBY TURNER TOUCHED!!! EEEEEEEHHHHH!!!! =D

[Fudgewudge12]

My phone rang after this it was my mom

[CrayonsNWafflecones]

I like how he puts his bare feet up on the coffee table. Nice.

[Maxterpad]

Toby doesn't swear anymore so what, he grew up and so should you.

[ClayDemond2300]

@Maxterpad he grew up? he acts more like a child than he does now.

[Maxterpad]

@ClayDemond2300 The reason he acts like that is for the audience, if you've ever seen him on other videos you can see that hes more laid back. SO yes he does act bizarre in his videos but more mature in a way he doesn't curse to offend the audience whose at a younger age.

[sonic218]

haha toby keeps his videos so pg now.

[rosietao15]

I miss when toby swore. His vids were more natural

[EmbryzImprint]

HAHAHAHA... Toby used to swear...

[jaella08]

whoaoaaaaa....you used to cuss!!!!!!! 

[ShameOnYou12]

I miss when Toby swore lol.

[alindh013]

I like how Toby's ring tone is "stayin' alive" lol!

[Kicks2094]

can someone help me find the ring hospital scene?

[GillianBabyy]

@1kcirtap1 I had to replay it a few times to hear it right.

[sillyman00000]

Samara Pulls a Fast One : thats what she said

[jakez069]

toby cussed a lot in his older videos

[srwboy]

haha this is hilarious !

[Neomaxizoomdwebie]

Toby your oddly more attractive uncensored. You pickin up what I'm puttin down

[64chris64]

whoever had the modest mouse ringtone is awesome

[MrMadMinecraft]

UNCENCORED TOBY! XD

[bobanobajoba]

Your dirty back then!

[NffcR0bb0]

toby you perv!!

[nucx0]

@Tobuscus in your old videos you really liked skeet didn't you?

[WonkaWonkaWoot]

1.Watch the video

2.Get a call from samara saying 7 days

3.Watch it again

4.Get 7 more days

You mad Samara?

[Twilightcrazy4ever]

@WonkaWonkaWoot hahahahah

[MizzElissa]

LOLOL!!! Mind of Mencia is the worst. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks so.

[TuffelchenForLife]

is this the oldest of the Tobuscus videos on YouTube?!

[P3rf3ctNBetw33n]

@TuffelchenForLife not quite. There's four or five before this I think. I'm going through them all :D

[TuffelchenForLife]

@P3rf3ctNBetw33n can you tell me, when you found the first one?! I am really interested!! xD

[P3rf3ctNBetw33n]

@TuffelchenForLife Just go through Toby's videos and keep going through until you find his first video. I think it was called "what would I do with the remote from Click" or something like that. :D

[TuffelchenForLife]

@P3rf3ctNBetw33n Oh, Thanks! Then I've already seen it. But some of his old stuff is very good! I love the songs where he played guitar. xD

[obanfans]

gahaha love this xD

btw i'm glad you didn't die Toby!

[Skull666Bones]

Weird to see Toby curse

[PuffOReilly]

@Skull666Bones I know right?

[karlsanada13]

This is Vintage Toby. The SO bad-ass one. Saying bad words and such.:P

[lozdisneylover07]

His ring tone should have been "I'm a tits and ass man!"

[beanxo3]

lmfao at toby's phone call xD

[bahoogeeniween]

Stayin Alive haha nice Toby

[SuperFreedom900]

toby you dont say that!

[PolePole43]

what's with the skeet t-shirts :p

[WaterMistyfromCho]

TOBY SAID A BAD WORD!!!! OHHHHH! D:

[craftymonkeyjunk]

toby said the f word O.o

[DirtyDaymouls]

HE SAID FUCK....

[kaos276]

ok

[rambo280863]

i have that dvd player :)

[HarryPotterTrio91]

I don't get why people make such a big deal when Toby swears. You probably do it everyday, what makes him any different?

[SeattleSkylinesS]

Toby is like a totally different person now xD

[jubjub5721]

Oh my god toby said fuck...

[TheLonelyForce]

This is the first time I heard Toby swear.

[TheKnightOfTheWolf]

I'm sorry, I have to cover my eyes when they show parts of the cursed video......soggy bitch should've stayed in the damn well..water can damage phones, silly....

[xilva65]

he listens to modest mouse, i now respect him even more!!

[Techugosmalukos]

vary good



[2ez4EagleEye]

Old Tobuscus vids watched: 5

[lilacifyable]

@iamherewifbeer i know right its so weird

[didogazeto]

*phone rang*

samara-7 days

me-7 days

samara-what?

me-hey,dont fuck with me...

samara-what????

me-7 days

samara-NNNNOOOOOOO

[didogazeto]

*phone rang*

samara-7 days

me-7 days

samara-NOOOOOOO

[vip0532227560]

لمسه اجل خايفه هههههههههههههههههههه

ماقلتلك اني جنبك

هههههههههه

[iamherewifbeer]

Toby said "fuck"...

That was... unnatural...

[presstheredbuttin]

I started to watch it and my iPod died!!

[ImNotBananaMan]

OMG MY PHONE RANG LOL

[MrDeepalbatross]

ah ah ah ah stayin alive stayin alive. EPICOSITY. thats a win.

[VirginiaCowGirl333]

Samara:7 Days

Again Samara:7 Days

Guys:Ooooooooooooooooooooh!

[Fudgeniples]

nice modest mouse ringtone

[XgottahavemychucksX]

@TheBeastWithin6 - No, actually :D But I DID almost die of food poisoning :D xD

[DarkSora31]

Its weird watching this and watching you now. watching you now I would've never thought you watched porn or cursed! lol

[ImaSoulGamer]

Meh, just watch that dvd everyday and you will get an additional 7 days =D

[NarutoQM]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O!!!

[thebatzinator]

LMAO!!!! That nail under the fingernail part always makes me go "GHAH!!!"

[Indieaura1629]

Omg he has the same Modest Mouse ringtone as me, I freaked out cause I thought I was hearing my phone xD

[Atrus2225]

The guy (the one who isn't Toby) never actually opened his phone lol. He is epic enough to answer his phone w/o actually answering it XD

[blalien]

Was anybody else expecting a Mass Effect reference?

[gabirose14]

This is an INSULT to the movie The Ring!

[IvnicobellicIV]

@gabirose14 somehow yea but almoust every movie gets insults

i loved the ring and specially horror films get made fun of

[blackandgold0726]

that was some epic slow head turning at 1:39

[XgottahavemychucksX]

Ohmygod im scared... as soon ans they pick up their phones and hear "seven days" lightning flashed outside. Im a 14 year old girl home alone. My parents wont be back til morning. FML.

[TheBeastWithin6]

@XgottahavemychucksX Well, it's been a month. Are you dead?

[iLikeThurtles]

Okay I'm up to 1 minute 32 and i can't watch the rest XD I'm too scared

[maltbydude]

get ur feet off my coffee table

[maxdafax]

Skeet For Judge...? I'm such a noobzor, help me. What does this mean? D:

[MatthewTheStingray]

It's ironic that Toby's ringtone is "Stayin' Alive"??

[kakashiwithoutmask]

My mom called me literally about 30 seconds after watching this and I nearly shit myself xD

But she was just calling about pot roast...

[XxTokyo8abyxX]

lmao

[MrTippietop]

0:37 got enough ninja movies?

[MoppHead12]

I almost can't believe that my phone rang just after the ring video ended...I feel impressed :D

[FragariaKMS]

"What's this slanty black one?" THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[KiraiToBaka]

"And that's how, the world, will end."

Good song.

[GundarTwinkleFluffy]

Love the "Stayin' Alive" ringtone, so fitting.

[hunaynay]

This is the video that the people watch, and they GET TASED.

[cramtoro]

hahahaha :D please wait haha :D

[MissKriekentaart]

I am so not made for horror... This video scared the hell out of me *shivers

[raddman711]

lmao 'Your call is very important to us..."

[technoobyaful]

funny

[jessewski]

o/ . .___ . \o

Long distance high five sir.

[animeking1357]

lol I didn't even notice this was a Tobuscus video until Toby sat down.

[derdevil20022]

high five

[mooman62]

*long-distance-high-five* all the way from Australia. I was wrestling a crocodile at the time so it wasn't easy. I love Australian stereotypes :)

[joshryker]

Wash your feet dude.

[sporemaster288]

has any1 noticed his head disforms at the end

[Tailsrocks1234]

What's this black slanted one?

[iSamCamm]

whats that slanty black one??? lol

[TRBB247]

Genius.

[dethmaul]

LMFAO at 2:08!! I would have never thought of that bit! lmao. lmao.

[lovelivelifewthrocky]

gasp! i hate pops

[KHill7771]

Toby, this and your GF song are the only two videos you don't look like a bum in. hey! you should shower more often!! ;)

...and wear glasses...thats hot.

[schlappohr3]

loool =) fife stars

[WiccanThorn26]

lol 1-nil to samara! high five!

[itsnourishment]

modest mouse again!!! i love it!!!

[sansjuhh]

hahahahahah

"ooooooohh"

[insanetrain23]

bahahahaha

very nice

 High five!

[peridot2cat]

lol....long distance high five

[drike2008]

long distance high five.

[cyanideZIp]

my phone rang i almost shat myself

[Kimmy0]

*gives a long-distant highfive*

Whaha awesome xD

[AnimeFear91]

lol that was funny

[dbrzdejmasakr]

OMG MY PHONE JUST RANG XD

[AuthoressRed]

@dbrzdejmasakr ROFLMAO That's spooky

[jbcvabeach82]

HAHA I have the same dvd player!

[bba49]

lol. they show a good point, if it was real, what would she do if there was a cinima full of people. also what happens if you destroy all tvs around what does she come out of, a light bulb XD

[4hand561]

I would pay to see her come out of a light bulb... As a matter of fact I would also pay to see her come out of a T.V... Basically I would pay to see her... And poke her, I would totally poke her... In the eye.

[peridot2cat]

Lmao...id pay to watch you poke her in the eye

[4hand561]

Really? Give me five euro and I'll slap her in the face.

[peridot2cat]

when u locate her let me know

[4hand561]

I keep my eye on the T.V.

[TheRageAndGrace]

I'd pay to watch you watch him poke her in the eye