PROJECT FOR AWESOME 2009: Tails of Joy

[CreativePants]

DFTBA

[VeggetableMonster]

DFTBA!!

[laughs24]

DFTBA!!!

[senorsqueakydesk]

DFTBA!!

[FunnEGirlZ]

I hope all the little furry ones find a forever home..support this site and this cause.

[BostonfanNumba1]

hi. comment

[pineapplez342]

DFTBA

[Kaylaxlovesxhugs]

Project for awesome 2009

[acsawyer4]

comment!

[MrTaker223]

comment

[EvieGurl6]

Go Project for Awesome!!

DFTBA :)

[thelastgirl10]

DFTBA!!

[LisaSlytherin]

hahaa lol i am SO behind

[LisaSlytherin]

are we even still on this video?

[LisaSlytherin]

COMMENT

[LisaSlytherin]

happy belated p4a day

[LisaSlytherin]

keep spreading the awesome~!!

[LisaSlytherin]

yay nerdfighters!

[thebookofgenises]

pretty much anything by barats and bereta

[thebookofgenises]

aaron p by barats and bereta

[chinareds54]

dftba

[chinareds54]

7400!

[chinareds54]

two more

[chinareds54]

7400

[chinareds54]

videoooo

[Toibaobao]

A high school student asked his teacher if a person should be punished for something he hadn't done.

"No," said the teacher. "Of course not!"

"Good." said the boy. "Because I haven't done my homework.

[triplm51545]

lol

[Toibaobao]

Doctor: "I can't do anything about your condition. I'm afraid it's hereditary.

Patient: "In that case, send the bill to my parents."

[Toibaobao]

Why is a baseball game like a pancake?

Because they both depend on the batter.

[triplm51545]

hi there

[Toibaobao]

Which burns longer, the candles on a girl's birthday cake or the candles on a boy's birthday cake?

Neither. They both burn shorter.

[chinareds54]

7400?

[Toibaobao]

What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?

One sells watches and the other watches cells.

[Toibaobao]

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it, when you take it out it's in creases.

[chinareds54]

i'd like to think we're all breathing and living at the same time too

[Toibaobao]

If you threw a green shoe into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

[Toibaobao]

What time is it when you see an elephant sitting on your fence?

Time to buy a new fence.

[Toibaobao]

When are your eyes not eyes?

When the wind makes them water.

[enemysenemy]

: )

[Toibaobao]

Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

[chinareds54]

time to switccch

[enemysenemy]

: D

[Toibaobao]

What is the one thing everybody in the world is doing at the same time?

Growing older.

[Toibaobao]

What do you take off last before getting into bed?

Your feet off the floor.

[Toibaobao]

Why is it a bad idea to write a letter on an empty stomach?

Because it's much better to write on paper.

[enemysenemy]

: )

[Kaedtiann]

Bye! Nice spamwowing you!

[enemysenemy]

nice project for awesome

[Toibaobao]

How many hamburgers can you eat on an empty stomach?

Only one or part of one, because after that your stomach is no longer empty.

[KaylaCakes87]

new video now

[Toibaobao]

Why is an empty purse always the same?

Because there's never any change in it.

[chinareds54]

yaaay

[Toibaobao]

What do patriotic monkey's wave on Flag Day?

Star Spangled Bananas.

[KaylaCakes87]

sauna

[triplm51545]

bye....

[Toibaobao]

Why do roosters never get rich?

Because they work for chicken feed.

[MrsJasperHale08]

I love Sanne!!!!

[thepeteris]

Good, volume is fine.

[enemysenemy]

: )

[ghriekfilms]

*raises hand*

[workinnja]

heya

[enemysenemy]

still going

[orin12345678]

ooohh

[Kaedtiann]

Sauna?

[likeWoahitsLeeAnn]

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

-Santa stopped at three hos.

[Toibaobao]

Why was Cinderella such a bad figure skater?

Because her coach was a pumpkin!

[camillebananapeel]

I'm gonna leave after this vid

[nedy17]

300

[KaylaCakes87]

I'm getting tired

[Toibaobao]

Why kind of vehicle do Disney characters drive?

Minnie-vans!

[enemysenemy]

bip boop

[Kaedtiann]

Whooo!

[orin12345678]

it's ten in the morning here.

[apourmokhtari]

awesome possum

[chinareds54]

ONE

[MangoJellyBean]

We are made of awesome

[CatPhish0815]

i'm tired.

[Toibaobao]

Why would Snow White make a great judge?

Because she's the fairest in the land.

[melodykat0]

feeling awesome

[apourmokhtari]

6666666666666666

[Toibaobao]

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?

For running away from the ball!

[KaylaCakes87]

Hank is pretty awesome

[enemysenemy]

:o)

[workinnja]

good

[chinareds54]

i keep commenting until you give us a new link

[jamiefangirl]

The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the "Star Sprangled Banner", but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish.

[tiger10guy]

how long was hank on?

[apourmokhtari]

333333333333333333

[willtngl]

sure lets move on

[BrainedDamage]

Perfect~

[nedy17]

we've been here awhile

[MrsJasperHale08]

yes

[enemysenemy]

: D

[BrainedDamage]

Perfect~

[wikorhero]

Are you going to 7000 or 10000?

[Toibaobao]

What did the dirt say when it started to rain?

If this keeps up, my name is gonna be mud!

[apourmokhtari]

2222222222222222

[Toibaobao]

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Ribbon Hood.

[enemysenemy]

: )

[tiger10guy]

p4a = "project" + 4 + "awesome";

[TheNavyHM]

i think we should indeed pwn something else

[melodykat0]

nerdfighters wtfreck is up with our cps?

[apourmokhtari]

111111111111

[Angee816]

yes less move on!!

[Toibaobao]

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

[enemysenemy]

awesome

[switzerland3746]

yes

[chinareds54]

you're the boss

[jamiefangirl]

The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the "Star Sprangled Banner", but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish.

[MangoJellyBean]

Way to go!

[Toibaobao]

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

[KaylaCakes87]

its louder now

[CatPhish0815]

better

[apourmokhtari]

NOOOOO!

[nembience]

much better

[enemysenemy]

THATS BETTER

[CallMeBlake1]

better

[chinareds54]

much better!

[MrsJasperHale08]

but no sleep for me

[KaylaCakes87]

Chip I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey

[halfbloodprincess27]

new vid!

[TheNavyHM]

good volume there ya go

[orin12345678]

good volume

[apourmokhtari]

dftba

[MangoJellyBean]

That's better!

[Toibaobao]

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic!

[likeWoahitsLeeAnn]

better!

[penstowrite]

Hello DFTBA

[Nerdylation]

aren't you the guy who hit me in the eye

[Toibaobao]

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "Ho ho ho.

[thepeteris]

Talk Kayley!

[jamiefangirl]

The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the "Star Sprangled Banner", but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish.

[enemysenemy]

woot

[orin12345678]

keyboard keybpard keyboard

[Angee816]

hi kayley!

[Toibaobao]

What toothpaste does Santa use?

Crest'mas!

[Kaedtiann]

My wrist is crazy.

[MrsJasperHale08]

soo sleepy

[Toibaobao]

Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow?

So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate!

[enemysenemy]

: )

[nembience]

Love your pants Kayley! And your glasses!

[wikorhero]

You coulda knocked me out with a feather.

[enemysenemy]

: /

[mortalangyl]

My memory is muddy what's this river that I'm in?

New Orleans is sinking man and I don't wanna swim

[KaylaCakes87]

are you the kid who stole my wig?

[projectSIESTA]

ummm... silence in the commenting world.

[enemysenemy]

yar

[Kaedtiann]

Comment

[thepeteris]

Yes, Kayley it's working!

[chinareds54]

kaaaayleeey

[thepeteris]

Yes, Kayley it's working!

[Kaedtiann]

Pluto! Hooray

[workinnja]

YES

[orin12345678]

type type type

[nedy17]

is that a pottercast tour shirt I see?

[BrainedDamage]

Yep we can hear you =]

[thepeteris]

Yes, Kayley it's working!

[KaylaCakes87]

hey hey ho ho lets go

[BrainedDamage]

Yep we can hear you =]

[Kaedtiann]

Comment comment

[BrainedDamage]

Yep we can hear you =]

[BrainedDamage]

Yep we can hear you =]

[tiffismyname]

"Your task, O Computer ..." began Fook.

[enemysenemy]

: )

[MangoJellyBean]

you're still very quiet.

[thepeteris]

Yes, Kayley it's working!

[Toibaobao]

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

[enemysenemy]

kinda soft

[melodykat0]

yeh we can hear u

[tiger10guy]

how did you meet the vlogbrothers?

[orin12345678]

loud and clear!

[Toibaobao]

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Launch meat.

[MRLINDSAY545]

Goodnight, p4a!!

[TheNavyHM]

wow u r quiet

[chinareds54]

LOUDER

[Toibaobao]

Why didn't they play cards on Noah's ark?

Noah kept sitting on the deck.

[likeWoahitsLeeAnn]

Okay, I'm gonna stick it out for another five minutes, then I'm out.

it's late.

I mean early.

[wikorhero]

I want to finish out this video before I go to bed.

[Toibaobao]

What do you call someone that keeps talking when no one is listening?

A teacher.

[keikokat2000]

DFTBA

[KaylaCakes87]

comment comment comment

[AnAbundanceOfKathryn]

DFTBA!

[melodykat0]

ok whats are comment target?

[MrsJasperHale08]

your good Kayley

[chinareds54]

HI KAYLEY!!!

[MangoJellyBean]

very quiet

[Nerdylation]

you are go kay

[Toibaobao]

What kind of wood gets scared?

Petrified wood.