Mike, now that you've declared yourself date eligible, you'll probably need an agent. Take my card. I only work with the best of the best and I always get the deal done. Negotiations are my thing, and it's top-dollar for you baby. Can you say #1 overall pick? I can! I just did! Detroit? LA? Chicago?....Lakewood? You name it, you're there. Call me...and say it loud Mike... "SHOW ME THE HONEY!"
I have to say I think Hashem has just handed me my bashert! We are a match made in heaven! All you'll need is one day with me to know that I am your one true love! I cant wait for our wedding. Call me so we can start planning our big day! xoxox
I have been waiting 4 this day for about 3 years now...its about time that i dont come home on a saturday night only to walk in2 my sister's room and c hannah montana on the screen and michael asleep in her bed (alone) its about time
OMG!!! If I would have known that Michael Eisman was still available after all these years.. Anyway, im having a very tough time containing my excitement, this is too crazy. its really rare to find such a good looking guy that can look past my obesity, and pimples. i really hope you can see me for my neshama alone. please call me, im also DESPERATE.
mikey mikey choose me!!! glad youre still on the market ;)
qtg4567 8 months ago
Erik is soooooooooo funny
MrShinjorocks 1 year ago
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MrShinjorocks 1 year ago
Is this the same Michael Eisman from the shootout video?
metboy2k 2 years ago
Haha This is great! lol
ArtsyTraveler90 2 years ago
You know the tablet K is not recommended and that by holding of the OK you just declared yourself Lubavitch - you got your hashkafos mixed up boy.
Still funny anyway
frumsatire 2 years ago
Mike, now that you've declared yourself date eligible, you'll probably need an agent. Take my card. I only work with the best of the best and I always get the deal done. Negotiations are my thing, and it's top-dollar for you baby. Can you say #1 overall pick? I can! I just did! Detroit? LA? Chicago?....Lakewood? You name it, you're there. Call me...and say it loud Mike... "SHOW ME THE HONEY!"
emw13 3 years ago
This is hilarious......he shouldn't have a problem at all. ; )
thebroadsseries 3 years ago
What a fool! this is too funny
avizzle1 3 years ago
hey mike call me ; )
xoxo mwaaa
AshRox37 3 years ago
I have to say I think Hashem has just handed me my bashert! We are a match made in heaven! All you'll need is one day with me to know that I am your one true love! I cant wait for our wedding. Call me so we can start planning our big day! xoxox
The Soon to be Mrs. Eisman
516-571-4676
Call anytime I'm waiting for your call ;)
Soon2BMrsEisman 3 years ago
you created a youtube user just for this joke?
tovmeod 2 years ago
I have been waiting 4 this day for about 3 years now...its about time that i dont come home on a saturday night only to walk in2 my sister's room and c hannah montana on the screen and michael asleep in her bed (alone) its about time
dedidan43 3 years ago
OMG!!! If I would have known that Michael Eisman was still available after all these years.. Anyway, im having a very tough time containing my excitement, this is too crazy. its really rare to find such a good looking guy that can look past my obesity, and pimples. i really hope you can see me for my neshama alone. please call me, im also DESPERATE.
dmg8787 3 years ago
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RachelHCooper 3 years ago