JON LAJOIE LIVE HIGH QUALITY - How To Make Successful Online Videos

[camerongnetz]

@Justshutup14. ya seriously man. either pay attention or don't. and if your not paying attention then dont even record it.

[Justshutup14]

STOP GOD DAMN TALKING WHEN HE'S FUCKING PERFORMING YOU DICKHEAD

[Abangajanga]

Turno on the transcribe audio on CC and laugh your ass off 2x ;D

[kelg786]

NEXT!

[djayo85]

do you not have hands youself? you shakety ass loudmouth piece of shit

[10stripJ]

(number of dislikes) people don't (something relevant to this video)

[SwordsDragonsAndCoke]

high quality my ass, this audio sucks

[TheJugglingjunk]

what brand of toiletpaper was this filmed with?

[Danilo1993bgd]

I was laughing long time after he mention that he stole camera from Japanese tourist by stabbing him... xDD

[danielbjornhard]

someone talkt next to the camera during the hole video!!!

[Druttilutt]

STOP FUCKING TALKING BEHIND THE CAMERA WHEN JOHN IS ON THE STAGE, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF VAGINAS.

[MellaRawr]

@Druttilutt ... lol vaginas...

[ThePythnator]

Thumbs up if you looked up Gorilla Has Sex With Lemon Juice after watching this.

[fartholder1]

@beyondnetwork fuck you

[joshstockinger]

Geeze. Yor all a bunch of thumbcacas. Instead of over compensateing for being fags in the real world by being a-holes to sum1 nice enough to put a FREE video up for you to see, try being thankful. idk why 95% of youtube users are insecure, pretentious, dicks, but it's truely sad you waist your time trying to put down strangers on the internet. GET A LIFE!

[JAXETA]

i just came... xD

[BrockTheManMoreaux]

OLD PPL BURNING, OLD PPL BURNING!! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!!

[beyondnetwork]

do not talk stupid amricans^^

[joshstockinger]

@beyondnetwork Don't type, stupid rasist.

[beyondnetwork]

@joshstockinger I am just right, sorry.

[gryphonprince]

@joshstockinger

American isn't a race, dumbshit.

[88seanny]

@gryphonprince yes, it is. Also, an American saying 'American isn't a race dumbshit', well that's irony ^^ well done

[gryphonprince]

@88seanny

I love how you instantly assume I'm American.

Happy Canada day, motherfucker.

[88seanny]

@gryphonprince my mistake, way to let the nation down

[gryphonprince]

@88seanny

American isn't a race. It's a nationality.

Caucasian is a race. Asian is a race. Indian is a race.

American is not a race.

[88seanny]

@gryphonprince  nah cus makin jokes about the french is racist, im white, theyr white, but its racist all the same. plus, indias in asia fuckwit, if indians a race, sos american. cmon man ur lettin the canadians down

[gryphonprince]

@88seanny

People who say french jokes are racist are retarded. And just because India is in Asia doesn't mean Indian isn't a race. Indians look significantly different than Asians. Being from India doesn't make you an Indian.

American isn't a race you fucktard.

[88seanny]

@gryphonprince lol okay.if you are from france, ur french. if your from japan, your japanese. if your from india, you're indian, thus are an indian. indians dont look different to asians, cus they are asians. i wasnt sayin india wasnt a race, i was a: pointin out that theyr the same thing, indiand and asians, and b: pointin out that iff indian is a race, then so is american, cus indias a country, n so's the US. seriously ur jus diggin a deeper whole

[gryphonprince]

@88seanny

Those are all NATIONALITIES. Are you listening to what I'm fucking saying?

And an idian doesn't look shit like an asian you ignorant dumbass. The people with the paki dot or whatever on their foreheads are indians. French isn't a race. Japanese is a race, because there are minor differences between Japanese and Chinese people.

If you're from America, you're American, yeah, I know. But American isn't a race. American is a NATIONALITY.

[88seanny]

indians do look like asians, cus they are asians, look at a map. anyway i was pikin u up on the fact taht sayin shit bout yanks dus make u racist cus it is a race, each country is it's own race in the eyes of political correctness. personally, i think human is a race, skin colur dnt mean shit. n btw, explain how japanese is a race but french isnt. dus that mean chinese n korean are of the same race as japanese? then how but nepalese? they have slanty eyes too. c wat i mean?

[88seanny]

@88seanny i just looked up at ur first comment i think the americans are fukin idiots too i love the country but it has its retards. enough arguin? wer fillin up the comments with crap. il let u fire back but i ant arguin afterwards

[gryphonprince]

@88seanny

Koreans and Chinese are slightly different than Japanese. Japanese people have darker hair, and their eyes aren't as squinted, and their skin is darker. French people are Caucasian, which is a race. (white people) Their nationality is french, which is what you're confused with. I'll list you the races I know:

White

Black

Asian -Indian -Japanese -Chinese/korean

Native american

There are definitely others, but I can't pick them off the top of my head.

[Danilo1993bgd]

@gryphonprince

By this list, witch race belongs to Arabs? Not Muslims from Africa, but from Middle east?

I think that Indian is not Asian race like Chinese or Japanese...

[bartman464]

@88seanny hey guys! i have a great idea! lets not argue about race like little retards! look! jon lajoi is on stage!

[chuchisneko]

who the fuck is TALKING all the time in the background instead of listening to this genius man??

[Elfangor00]

is dissapointed in naukuna for raining on our parade, look down the comments for his message

[pauliosiebert]

this guy obviously didn't follow the instructions.

[forgeryproof]

even people with no hands could use a camera better than the fucktard who recorded this.

[ifaptosoftcore]

@forgeryproof

Maybe this guy just ordered some hands and is figuring out how to use them.

[forgeryproof]

@ifaptosoftcore would explain a lot...

[oMyMike]

3:27 "hes been dead forever"

umm.... no not really

[Mushroomers1000]

lie using puppies!! not cool!! lol

[TheDolefish]

All I could hear was HAHAHAHA *Scream* Really funny original- HAHAHAHAHAH

[TheCp2388]

I told u I was fast... lol

[naukuna]

He literally only spoke for less than 15 seconds. Yes, it's irritating, but you know what's more irritating? Whining about it. Just consider it lucky that he got a decent view 90% of the time with good audio and actually recorded this in the first place. And he was in the audience, he wasn't a professional, so stfu.

[Skatingnoah]

the person filming probably has no hands.

[rollinstonedsoulja]

Tip of the day, don't fucking talk when you are trying to record another person talking

[scottwill19]

R u guys fucking retarded? The guy filming was just a guy in the audience recording on his cam corder, he wasn't a fucking professional camera man now stfu retards

[ballerassnigga1]

who is the fuck nut talking in the backround

[hhfan21]

I am Jon's bitch.

[lautaarmy]

@hhfan21 u wish

[sweeneytoddlover13]

Is he..hard?

[LookiReply]

1:23-1:30  jon lajoie was talking to the guy filming this video

[LookiReply]

0:30 petifile laugh

[Raekan91]

cameraman sucks

[RevoltPK]

have anyone saw that if you type one of the video names presented after minute 5 it appears as a suggestion but it doesnt even exists

it's beacuse so many people searched for them :))

[realmusicfan7]

HOLD STILL

[Macmasta2]

The camera guy really needs to shutup such unprofessionalism when recording

[lozograitis]

i know that's sexist, and i would apologize...if i wasn't sexist. Ha! man i love him

[sk8bamsk8]

7 people didn't have hands or a face

[blademanx]

camera man shut up!

[J3yblivion]

told ya i was fast

[zilbe333]

Priceless, I wishe him and hope he will hold on to his wawe,I feel his onw new style in comedy, keep coming bigger and keep rolling new wideos!! I love everything u do

[StonedPro]

keyboard guy has a beautiful voice

[falcobudo]

oh my god cam-men, could YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A SECOND ?!?!?!? CHATTIN' LIKE A WOMAN, GO BACK TO KITCHEN 

[strahlungsopfer]

What was the joke about christopher reeves like? Sry I'm from Ger,any and I couldn't undestand.

[soup1223]

@strahlungsopfer it was, dude your messed up, just like christopher reeves was... before he died!

[Halodri112]

i think that camera guy has got no hands too

[guitarplaya161]

dude this guy is such a beast

[liquidt3ch]

this video was good until half-way through when the camera-guy wouldn't STFU! Dude, If you're gonna record a video, why in the fuck are you blabbing on for half the video?????

[llamasarus1]

@liquidt3ch it ain't that hard to igore

[Rocketfing3r]

Running? never heard of it...

[yahanwiwi]

I think the person who recorded this has no hands.

"Hey no hands way to create a sucky internet video"

[manning55]

lolacawst

[NamelessGiraffe]

hey seizure-hands, way to make a sucky internet video.

[Kurtisthaman]

The guy with the camera obviously has no hands.

[michjackson4e]

very noisy but beyond that, jon is a wack!! i love that guy!! freaking cool

[darrellgonzales]

Guys, dont be mean. Parkinsons is serious business.

[Matsuda5555]

as easy as beating up a blind man.

[IDrumNaked]

i just came

[thefreehater]

CAMERA MAN REALLY NEEDS TO STFU

jk

[jordin22rules]

Thanks for posting this man, awesome stuff.

[hobbspv2424]

hey no hands way to make a shitty online video

[Viktir666]

Who comes to shows like this to chat to their friend next to them? Shut your pie hole fatty and watch the show you spent the time to drive out to and get a seat for. Thanks. Next time use your head.

[elz0n]

CAMERA MAN REALLY NEEDS TO STFU

[elz0n]

CAMERA MAN REALLY NEEDS TO STFU

[dogg12346]

He stole the notecard thing from Demetri Martin...His hair's a total rip off too! But he's still awesome. (:

[youmaycallmeK]

@dogg12346 he's looked like that for ages.

[itsameMARIO94]

@dogg12346  But Jon's humour is far dirtier than Demetri Martin's. They're both awesome, still

[wilstee]

lolage

[xnsxblade]

i just came too!!! lmfao

[JustinandEric1]

"i just came" ROFL!

[TheTop5or10or20]

Jon Lajoie live at Montreal's Club Soda

SORRY FOR MOVING THE CAMERA SO MUCH MY ARM WENT NUMB YOU TRY HOLDING SOMETHING STILL FOR A LONG TIME

AND

THE VOICES YOU HEAR? NOT MINE. IT'S MY FRIEND'S NEXT TO ME AND SOME DRUNK GUYS TO MY LEFT. SO CALM DOWN WITH YOUR COMMENTS ON THE "CAMERA MAN WHO REALLY NEEDS TO STFU".

[Rustyshackleford08]

Saw him in moncton, awesome

[Rustyshackleford08]

We never had the piano guy though

[XcatisX]

Reminds me of Demetri Martin...

[giggitygooinmypants]

JAJAJAJAJ, i enjoy tasting my own semen but any who yeah this is pretty funny

[mushugai]

I dunno if thats a question, statement or sarcasm... :(

[somechickygirl]

I didn't hear anyone talking......... ?

[Gornk101]

Lol Dimitri Martin's brother XD

[mushugai]

Why would you be blabbing nonstop at an awesome live comedy show? are you the dicks that were talking in the theater friday? I'll stab you!  and take your damn camera.

[noutjie]

so right

[aGame284]

Show me your genitals?

[dgk1380]

MEXICAN

[westboarder]

If I ever meet the fuckers talking, I will beat them severely.

[scottmhoward]

yes. very annoying. ruined the vid.

[DanielShepherdTV]

@westboarder oh right cause youre at a comedy show youre not supposed to be enjoying it right? i forgot.

[FlamingNarwhalClan]

@westboarder i recommend a bus.

[dchokee]

LMAO this guy is too much. fking talent right there!

[blacklistracer03]

Well he could have been quiet, but that would eliminate the purpose of actually seeing Jon Lajoie live as fuck...

It's hard to hold your breathe when someone this funny is speaking.

Jon is hilarious.

Cameraman has a sense of humor, people complaining need to see Jon Lajoie live themselves, record it, and see how many people get pissed off about how hard they were laughing the entire time.

[AndyX1993]

Goddamn dude did you really need to talk through the whole thing while filming? Seriously?

[blakecaldwell100]

if the faggot wouldnt have talked the entire time it might be good. go to hell camera man.

[Horaciow14]

is the guy who says "you wan' some of dis" ever on his shows?

[JohnFinnigan1]

That's his friend Steve.

[lune78]

Yes. He wasn't on this particular show but I saw Jon's show at the National in Montreal a couple months before the Club Soda show and Steve made an appearance, fans even got to meet him after the show outside the venue. Nice guy.

And yeah, don't be so harsh on the cameraman people. Remaining quiet during a Jon Lajoie show is virtually impossible. I should know.

[HMT123456]

"bunch of sick motherfuckers" hahaha

[lune78]

I was there! That was definitely my fave part of the show, Jon is hilarious!! And his pianist if pretty funny too. "Tip of the day, ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" XD

People talked too much during the show though, you could tell most people in the audience had been drinking.

[jonathonpower6666]

mmmm you should go to see a doctor... or to check your laptop speakers

[staypuft44]

Horrid camera work.

[Klibasto]

@staypuft44 upload a better one

[dpiddy000]

@staypuft44 pay the money and go see him yourself then. thanks for posting olesam20 :)

[Bagina4ever]

No1 raised the hand probably HAHAHA

[vadertron88]

i did not htink that was how you said his name

[wuzcloopin]

Fucking hilarious. Come to St. Louis

[Bred777]

"i just came" lmaoo

[Centralism]

OH MY GOD that is SO funny

[360doublekickflip]

pourquoi tu parle en anglais a montreal^

[hunt05]

J'avoue qu'il pourrait être intéressant qu'il fasse quelque truc en français. Il le parle très bien.

[vansbleh]

@hunt05 il parles très bien le français parce qu'il est Québecois peut-être ? :)

[hunt05]

Oui je sais...c'est justement pour ça que je dit qu'il devrait faire quelque video en français...relis mon post

[blueorangelettuce]

Christopher Reeve is sacred, the coolest superman ever, the only one.

[Magicorange25]

Fucking brilliant!

[hedeced]

yeah ! I was there

[awesomefrankrapid]

haha i always called jon la-joey!!

[weirdjimmy711]

haha me too

[ClayDreidel]

Me too. Haha. I am not French Canadian, I don't know these things.

[dropzonemandd]

same here!!! ol

[DevastatedX]

same

[GnosticAtheist]

I just came

8D

[GayGeneral]

The audience is sort of important when you're performing live.

[JMG1300]

the camera guy needs to shut up while recording this

[Melinda7386]

That dude talking loudly in the background, likely the guy holding the camera or one of the people directly to the left or the right of him... REALLY fuckin ruins it.

[HerrDorian]

Is the keyboarder wearing a Cannibal Corpse shirt? O_o

[whitethrashband]

looks like zelda

[luca25hunter]

i think its jethro tull

[joaobenfica21]

high quality?

[AsSaSsInSGrEeD09]

Jon La-Jo

Jon La-Jwa

[SirDeathboot]

Jon Lajoie is the bomb!! Too bad the cameraman was having a seizure at the time.

[floingdetscha]

i just came

[Pookaliscious]

If the dipshits in the audience would shut up we could hear how funny he is.

[RSSUX]

The guy on piano was awesome!! The kid voice and butting in during Jon's skit was epic!

[thear675]

fuck. i think christopher reeves was running the camera.

[Rogiful]

man the bastard who keeps talking is pissing me of!!..kill that bitch penis toaster!!!

I wana learn from the legend and hopefully,,be Like him one day =)

Jon rocks!!

[ichomann2]

What is freaking me out, is that the man at the Keyboard semms to have no Fingers at 1 of his hands!

And jon Makes no Hands jokes....

Heavy

[victorkicksass123]

this guy is fuckin awesome.

[inad316]

i just came, lmfao

[punksk8rnik]

lol hes a legend

[razorramon310]

damn he's funny too bad i missed his stop in california

[Violka1987]

ohmygodimonfire90 : And you wonder why they all were laughing so much, right? If you don´t think this is funny I would never wanna know you.

Jon is absolutely amazing, he´s so talented :)))

[hattrickman32]

his comedy is fuckin awesome!

[Klabautersen]

just genious

[Tobes514]

HES SO SEX