Dane Cook - Vicious Circle - Things You Regret Saying

[REGRETFU11]

Heyy that happens to me all the time

[jirachi449]

21 people are douche space ships :p

[jkseiden]

Oh yeah! "Fuck! now Matt thinks I ate his ice cream" Thats the first thing I would think!

[Rubix0517]

What a silly thing to argue about. I done that once over a video game.

[impownage3d]

700 People aren't douche space shuttles.

[HerooTiem1]

20 people are douche silos

[12mtc4983]

19 people had thier icecream eaten from thier freezer

[last1dogdemon]

mane the comments are pretty much the same

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.dame i want some ice cream

[Voxnulla]

new show.... Things you regret watching.. What a crock of shit....

[MasterChefChop]

this is so not funny

[ACwebshow100]

@MasterChefChop your so not nice what the crap dane cook is AWESOME! done u dare dis him!

[12sujuelf]

YOU ATE MY ICE-CREAM!!!!!!!!

[chibinekogirl101]

@12sujuelf "NO I DIDN'T (High voice)"

10 years later

"I'm sorry, your child didn't make it"

"Fuck now 12sujuelf thinks i ate his/her ice-cream" ^^

[12sujuelf]

@chibinekogirl101 lol

how dare you eat my ice cream ^^

[12sujuelf]

@chibinekogirl101 (her) :)

[LightningIzzy]

15 people are douche-boxes.

[artk1ng]

i wonder who actually ate it

[TheAvatarfangirl]

14 people are popsicles from '85

[TheAvatarfangirl]

i'm glad you're staying here man,...now where the fuck is my icecream!

[hellomoto703]

fucking white nerds

[Mrsonicdude100]

I'm a very religious 13 year old, and l regret watching porn

[RyanBoobMan]

@Mrsonicdude100 Hail satan!

[TomboTime]

@Mrsonicdude100 O_O. . . . .ummmmm while its very brace to admit something like that. . . . . . . . . is this really the best place to say it???

[lololosergio]

@Mrsonicdude100 everyone gonna 0talk about you... i gotta watvh this lol

[AngelBloodMaster]

why does he look 30 but i hav a weird hunch that hes at least 45 >.>

[JazzylynBo14]

@AngelBloodMaster He's 39 xD

[AngelBloodMaster]

@JazzylynBo14 see? my point! thats 9 yrs difference

[JazzylynBo14]

@AngelBloodMaster Lol

[weundefeated]

why do people find me funny?

[ShlapadonkeyStudios]

@weundefeated they dont :)

[BornDynamics]

so what happened to the ice cream?

[Sheanators]

You're a douche-space shuttle! x3

[drklox92]

Honey badger doesn't give a shit



[ilovedinoable]

dang danes got a cuteee butt ;)

[L4Disillusion]

i used high voice lol

[SarahBP2013]

I remember the ice cream bit from another performance. Lolololol.

[JessieMae3295]

gee i wonder where ive heard this before...

#iloveyoudanebutmakesureyoudon­treuseyourownmaterial

[mwathen55]

I drink out of a trough every day cuz im Bio Flame the brony BRONIES UNITE

[josan2964]

@mwathen55 That's a failed attempt at attention. Stop being a newfaggot.

[SuperGamerWhore]

|===========| A trough

[slydubz]

ah american humour, so weak.

[PervAccount]

@slydubz awesome, man!

[GetMercked]

douche cave, just a cave full of douche

[Assassin141Roblox]

TACTICAL DOUCHE INCOME

[10smileyrylee]

You're a douche box. I've upgraded. You're a douche CONTAINER. x)

[killerblocks]

@10smileyrylee NO NO NO YOUR A DOUCHE SILO

[ThePurpleRabbit21]

your a douche SILO

[vjasmine13]

its doesnt even count dude we're talking about containers:)

[steplily]

what a cunt

[JellyKandi]

Dane should adopt now. lol

[deputyseal409]

My favorite part was how he described the way that guys start a voicemail because you know it's true

[john5838]

Dane's a douche eternal

[DeathsBestBitch]

@john5838 Why do you insist on insulting someone you don't even know? It's pointless and your not spreading what you like around. Who do you like as a Comidian? Well what if someone said they were a douche. You would be pretty mad more than likely. Instead of listening to someone you don't like, go to one of your favorite vids and talk about how much you love them. Every Comidian has a diffrent way of appraoching their acts, Dane is just diffrent from the usual, and it's not bad.

[john5838]

@DeathsBestBitch Hey it was not insulting, I was joining in on the joke, sorry if you got offended, If some random person on youtube called someone I thought was funny a name I would not really care, how could one persons insignificant opinion matter to me, so say what you want but don't sound so offended because I am just some random guy to you, praise jebus

[DeathsBestBitch]

@john5838 Sorry if you thought I was offended, that's me trying not to offend you XD if you post something like that though about Dane, some stupid person will post a stupid comment like GO KILL YOURSELF where their going WAYYY to far. I thought it was funny though, but it's not a container XD

[PHELCAN]

I love how the audience tries to be funny too.

[immadoctorxD]

7 people couldnt find their ice cream -___-

[Allenluvable]

"Fuck! Now Matt thinks I ate his ice cream."

[stillpulseXistrolln]

@Allenluvable COOL! you can copy the top comment....

[amor987654321]

"were talkin about containers here."

[nanabanana881]

XD Same thing exepct it isnt icecream its hotcheetoes and the fight is with meh bro 

[xXStaySeventeenXx]

doctor: "i'm sorry sir, your child didn't make it."

dane: "fuck, now matt thinks i ate his ice cream"

yup. that's dane.

[metalfedra]

LMAO

"first thing im gonna think is :FUCK now matts gonna think i ate his icecream" LMFAOOO

[TexasStyles2U]

"Im a douchebag?,your a DoucheBOX!" haha.

"im not a douche space-shuttle" haha,,

funny. =)

[smashballbrawler]

lol my names matt

[Madi4123]

we watched the video. no need to repeat lines.

[biggerboy70]

ok now shut up!!!!!

[aniko247]

i ate the ice cream!!!it was yummy^^

[xalbert17x]

hahahahaha

"this was a fluke!

i swear on my other unborn childs life."

lmfao

[MICKTAM12]

i luv his laughs he makes those hou hou

[NintendogChamp]

Who the hell comes home and says I hope there's no ice cream in my freezer All those popsicles form '85! Us guys we just say their names Matt! MATTY! XD You think of delicous treats when you're at work? ROFL Hey..I didn't eat your fucken ice cream! Matt, I swear on my un-born childs life! "I DIDN'T EAT IT!" ice cream depocle? ROFL lol what if everythig goers wrong, the brith complications and then I'm gunna be like, "matt thinks I ate his ice cream" fuck, I gotta call matt brb ROFL

[biggerboy70]

like this?

[Noobifier145]

I have a question err... How do you reply and your reply is right under the comment you replied too? everytime i seem to reply it ends up 3 comments a way and it ends up i called the guy who said "This band freaking rocks!!!" Your just gay your so immature. and i got 11 bad comments lmao

[cjsspatula]

lol Brb gotta go call Matt

[RoughNeck1861]

U FUCKING ATE MY ICE CREAM!!! :'(

[ChrononumberXIII]

I DIDNT EAT UR FUCKIN ICE CREAM!!!

[aniko247]

i didnt eat the ice cream!

[cheerchick91]

douche silo

[cantstopwontstop123]

whats a trough?

its sounds so framiliar but i just cant think of it

[bullfrog117]

a horse trough, a water trough

# a narrow depression (as in the earth or between ocean waves or in the ocean bed)

# gutter: a channel along the eaves or on the roof; collects and carries away rainwater

# bowl: a concave shape with an open top

# public treasury: a treasury for government funds

# a long narrow shallow receptacle

# manger: a container (usually in a barn or stable) from which cattle or horses feed

[diggajr]

wow man good explanation like im not kiddin alittle much though lol

[SCGSJoker]

@bullfrog117 A horse or a fucking hole basically xD

[DARKRIMASTER9000]

@bullfrog117 woah, now i know everything!!!

thank you ol' wise one :D

[relientk4ever902]

@cantstopwontstop123 Things that you put food for a pig in for example.

[theninjararar]

@cantstopwontstop123 the thing that pigs food is kept in

[Kill3rR0s3]

@cantstopwontstop123 It's what farm animals eat out of

[Miguelinho0009]

i didnt eat your ice cream :DD

[project156]

bad

[theoneyoucantstand]

You are the douche

[ligiapeles]

A D O R O!!

[sensasian28]

u freakin douschebox

[peterpanlegend]

xDD "And the first think I'm gonna think about is 'Fuck. now Matt's gonna think I ate his ice scream." LMAO!

[MellosChocoBar]

They should do a Mello and Matt version of this if they haven't already!!

[HarvestMoonGirlFarmr]

I know :) Matttttttt Mello, wheres mi fuckin ice cream?

[agrajagthetesty]

Not enough clips of Matt, I think. :P

[jamie1290]

lol buncha douche random shits, ur a douche bag, oh yeah well ur a douche box or a douche CONTAINER! ur a douche trough! ur a douche sylo! ur a douche spaceshuttle!!!! lol hes a douche nothing cuz hes AWESOME!!!!

[lonewolfsrebal]

D>O

[randomlimit27]

VOICE!! spell it right lol!

[agaarasibling]

high voise hahah

[TeskaNRayProductions]

lol!!

"fuck now matt thinks i ate his ice cream!"

lol!! classic!

[Bostown123]

0:54 - 1:02 ^^

[HellAngel756]

NEXT, unborn child? wat if they hav another? haha, he cracks me up.

[CatsPanicForFOBphoto]

i am NOT a douche space shuttle. LOL

[theoneyoucantstand]

That was not how he succeeded pal.

[0Iluvater0]

"where the F*** are you, pick up your F***ing phone douchbag"

[XxshikarutoxX]

you f****ing homo xD lolz

[aptspire]

I swear on my NEXT unborn child XD

[rythmfingers6]

does anyone know if this is on dvd?

[RaCosupsuatrin]

yeah it is on the vicious circle dvd

[rythmfingers6]

any idea where to buy it?

[RaCosupsuatrin]

well i got mine at walmart but i guess you could try any place that sells movies or just search for it on the internet

[rythmfingers6]

iight thnks bro... or bra?

[RaCosupsuatrin]

bro

[thesongofthewolf8663]

Mwahaha! i ate Matt's ice-cream!

[sailordaisy2]

you're a douch' box lolz

that was herlarious!?!?!?!

[Kidcrest]

Question. What's with the question marks? That is obviously not a question.

[Romans10Verse9]

I don't think people got that that was a continuation of the joke...

[LaurenHPNo1Fan]

Good one.

NAT.

[OnePhotograph]

"I swore on my unborn child, I included my unborn child with this little icecream debuckle. Why would I say that, Why would I include.. it made me feel bad!" (other part >>) "I swear on my next unborn child's life.. ahhh nope." LOL I love Dance Cook.

[reapersfriend44]

we know what he said dont repeat it GEEZ im not bein mean but ya know

[EmoCareBearsRock]

wow..chillax..people do like to comment on what made them laugh the most..theres only so many times you can read.."omg hes hilarious" or "hes sooo funny i love him"

[blissxsurrender]

Dane Cook = freaking hilarious.

[BlondeVixen18]

yo. dane cook is so hot

[xocheerbaybe14ox]

haha hes da shit! so funny!

[yomamma011]

the first thing im gonna think to myself is fuck, now matts gonna think i ate his ice cream.

haha, danecook is so funny. and i love how even he laughs at his own jokess.

[jakeo96]

douch box!

[ShadowDwellerXXX]

the women are laughing cuz they wish they could give bith inna mall like that XD

[reaper17112]

i want to see him live!! :D

[gaarachan17]

you're a douche spaceshuttle!

[spongefan1]

I didn't eat your fuckin ice cream!!!

[sam2loved1s]

i sware on my next up born child's life

[Fullmoon216]

omg this could sooo be used in death note!! lol between matt and mello XD

[Beebsluvr]

I really want to make that! But there aren't enough clips of Matt :( *sniff*

[Fullmoon216]

ik it sux!!

[crazedKHfangirl]

Yeah. =/ It's like, he's there for 3 minutes, and then BAM, he's gone! :o

[Beebsluvr]

I'm gonna make it anyway! I fixed my WMM! :D

[xosmokey]

Where the fucks my ice cream?

[Tapeleg247]

i like at the end.. "aaahh nope."

[bullet4mv93]

Lmao. I love how he says "fuckin" at 3:43

[libz415]

oh oh your a fucking douche space shuttle!!

[iheartmyshoes88]

douche box

[pleasantlyrandom]

I'm a douche bag?! You're a douche box!!!!

[LegoLolli]

I DIDNT EAT YOUR ICE CREAM!

[coolangelalex]

HAHA

UMM Listen I'm glad your staying here bro

Where the fucks my ice cream