Holy shit I saw the commercial for these last night and thought it was a joke. They look like a shopping mall Easter bunny that lost their costumes head.
If I ever go over someones place and they are in one of these its on the spot intervention time. If they refuse the help I'd assume they joined a radical cult and take them out for the betterment of society. By 'radical' I certainly don't mean cool.
This shit makes a Snuggie look almost acceptable. Well not really
I heard the new Forever Lazy comes with a small-scale Anaerobic Methane Digester which will allow you to convert your farts into usable energy. This microbe powered fart machine will allow you to store energy that can be used to immediately power small electrical devices via a handy usb port (comes with av/ac adapter), to store in standard reusable batteries or be converted to a high-octane biofuel. How awesome is that!
Dude if someone goes outside in one of these they deserve whatever happens. Those people at the football tailgate in the commercial are so ridiculous. There is no way a group of people would be that out of touch. If they were they wouldnt be drinking at a football game.
There should be a website for pictures/video taken of anyone caught in public in one of these. I'd bookmark it.
You'll be a walking punchline. Is it too much to ask that you can be comfortable AND have your dignity intact? We should take a page from the east about elegant yet utilitarian loose fitting clothes. We do need clothing that signifies being at home where you can decompress, but adult sized toddler wear may signal your brain to regress into infantile emotional states. You should also be able greet somebody at the door in something that will let you be taken seriously. :P
I'm gonna buy one, and then proceed to put it on and immediately go hit up the bathroom to take a shit with the ass flap open....then I will mail it back to them with the dookie shrapnel and hard brown stains still attached to it....demanding a refund. And I'm gonna do it for America
why don't we just crawl back up into mommy's womb? What a disgusting "fat American" invention. We can never be TOO entertained or TOO comfortable. We have really turned into a "soft", weak society.
The poop shoots are fucking epic. Like you're really that lazy that you take a risk getting your forever lazy soiled with your filth. Fuck you to anyone that buys this!
I like how I always see this commercial on Teennick in the late night/early morning hours. I think they're trying to tell their audience something. Hmm...
Anyone else find "while dad does what he does best" to be weird and offensive? Not like the whole commercial wasn't or anything, but that particular moment had me saying WHAT?
I wear mine everywhere, but now I need a pair of "Hot Booties" to go with it. I'm using a public restroom while I write this. Love the zippered hatch. Doody can call anytime, anywhere!
This reminds me of the Family Guy episode where Peter had to buy a new suit and instead bought an adult-sized pair of footie pajamas "Now I can poop and be warm at the same time, I'll never have to choose between the two again!"
It doesn't cover your head, and it doesn't cover your toes. Therefore, it does NOT "cover you from head-to-toe in soft, warm fleece". FALSE ADVERTISING. But yes, you WILL be the talk of your next tailgate when everyone looks at you saying "Who's the idiot with the onesie??" Can you imagine standing by another man at the urinal pissing out of one of these things?!
Oh. Em. Eff. Gee. This just came on the TV and I started laughing so incredibly hard. That's the most ridiculous thing ever. I love how commercials make things seem so terrible. Like when "doesn't cover it all" b/c the girl's back is showing... her shirt is bunched up. JUST PULL YOUR SHIRT DOWN, PROBLEM SOLVED!
Sooo, your selling me long john pjs that have been around for 100000s years and making it look fancy? Can't i just get these at the store for almost the same or cheaper price?
lol black people don't go to college
epicfailnou 1 day ago
Wtf is this cr@p? There is no way I'm taking a sh!t with THAT on! And why would u wear it in public? God, this product is a FAIL!
teetee22x11 1 day ago
More like forever ALONE, amariteguize?
thesega99 2 days ago 2
Has someone watched Kathy Griffin talking about this??
TheChristina7273 3 days ago
@TheChristina7273 me!!!! hahahahahhaah its so hillarious this commerial
THEAIMESHOW 2 minutes ago
They look like sugar gliders
SpaceKKadet 3 days ago
Snuggie with feet
buddyz143 3 days ago
If I ever see someone in one of these I'm gonna beat the shit out of them
107megmeg 3 days ago 2
Bro, That's Why They Made The Snuggie.
Thenerdynerd1 5 days ago
1:16-1:20 but what happends if poop or gets on it!!!
lkjhb1 6 days ago
Please, PLEASE tell me that this is a Saturday Night Live commercial! This c-a-n-n-o-t be for real.
wsidechris 6 days ago
Is this legit?! If so, my faith in the world's survival is gone. Easy haitches?! OMG.
YouSuckHaveANiceDay 1 week ago
Someone just made a million and all it takes is one awesome commercial for something under $20. Damn blankets always being the wrong size!
danwiancko 1 week ago
i would rather use a blanket
Korcoe 1 week ago
1:16 I lost even more faith in my country.....and in humanity in general....
obito94 1 week ago
dude the swass that i would cook up in that jeez
95Rdog 1 week ago
i love that you can tailgate in it. that sold me.
TheCateDiva6 1 week ago
@ChainBreakerHQ2 I laughed my ass off at that LOL!!
ClaSSiKRicH 1 week ago
Fat people would sweat and suffocate in those things.
ChainBreakerHQ2 1 week ago
I'm American and I think this is stupid lol
TheAuraKnight552 1 week ago
or just buy footie pajamas and wear a hat......
DulceMaria3 1 week ago
But what about the hands?! How will we get the full lazy experience if our hands are frost bitten and everything else is lazy warm!
TheKrivvin 1 week ago
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upperlevelarabic 1 week ago
OMFG *insert those americans joke here*
Laughed my ass off.
ttsan90 2 weeks ago
Wait, did you just raise your price through the annotations?
aliowns 2 weeks ago
kathy griffin brought me here
heromaly 2 weeks ago
my IQ dropped a bit...
a blanket isn't that hard to use
and if it is, a onesie isn't the answer.
bunny1rabbit 2 weeks ago 7
I guess looking like a toddler is cool now? smh lol
DW1014 2 weeks ago
oh yeah. i have one of those. its called a jacket and sweat pants.
localoca448 2 weeks ago 2
@freshsfs2003 - I've lost faith in humanity after seeing that website...
WillTerzian9 2 weeks ago
HAHAHHAHHA is this an actual product ???
M2WGurls 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
NEXT GENERATION SNUGGIE.
Ephyne 2 weeks ago
If that is not style I do not know what is
redsockrocker 2 weeks ago
We've had these for a while. Where I come from we call them "pajamas".
TheImmutable 2 weeks ago
R.I.P American society
bussyahead09 2 weeks ago 25
i just saw this on tv, what an awesome product!!!! lmao
ImDa1TruG 2 weeks ago
I can't hold this many lazys.
KingToll 2 weeks ago
I was scared watching this, but then they mentioned "zippered hatchs."
W
T
F
unicorn6110 2 weeks ago
0:22 the fat chick reading THE PAGES ARE BLANK she gust thinking about killing herself see shes smilling
godzilla499 2 weeks ago
HOW MANY FURRIES HAD TO DIE FOR YOUR FOREVER LAZY, YOU MURDERERS?!?!?!?!?
munkeybrains 2 weeks ago
$20 is a lot to pay for a waxing rag.
stanphries 2 weeks ago
love it ! nice haloween costume.
auchindown 2 weeks ago
@auchindown yeah, especially if you wanna look like a teletubbie! :P
fanofafi1989 2 weeks ago
@fanofafi1989 LMAO I thought the same thing!!
TheRealKookie00 3 days ago
Holy shit I saw the commercial for these last night and thought it was a joke. They look like a shopping mall Easter bunny that lost their costumes head.
If I ever go over someones place and they are in one of these its on the spot intervention time. If they refuse the help I'd assume they joined a radical cult and take them out for the betterment of society. By 'radical' I certainly don't mean cool.
This shit makes a Snuggie look almost acceptable. Well not really
Juggernaut76 3 weeks ago
Wtf! 1:49 Why are they all standing out in public high fiving? This product is a fucking joke.
earthling71 3 weeks ago
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I heard the new Forever Lazy comes with a small-scale Anaerobic Methane Digester which will allow you to convert your farts into usable energy. This microbe powered fart machine will allow you to store energy that can be used to immediately power small electrical devices via a handy usb port (comes with av/ac adapter), to store in standard reusable batteries or be converted to a high-octane biofuel. How awesome is that!
Watchman2012 3 weeks ago
It's a onesie. For adults.
You have no shame if you're wearing this crap.
pocomouse 3 weeks ago
fuck this shit
raywallace12 3 weeks ago
are the Americans not already "lazy" enough?
lozington95 3 weeks ago
Congrats, you invented the soft jumpsuit with a butt-flap.
WhatUGawkinAt 3 weeks ago
Who in the world wants to go outside in public with this thing on you'll be a laughing stock.
backonbothsides 3 weeks ago
@backonbothsides
Dude if someone goes outside in one of these they deserve whatever happens. Those people at the football tailgate in the commercial are so ridiculous. There is no way a group of people would be that out of touch. If they were they wouldnt be drinking at a football game.
There should be a website for pictures/video taken of anyone caught in public in one of these. I'd bookmark it.
Juggernaut76 3 weeks ago
Ok when is Jacksfilm's going to make a parody of this
bozzy446 3 weeks ago
I liked these as a child...and thats exactly where they should stay. In everyones childhood...
nanashiwolf 3 weeks ago
"study for a college exam"...
i'd really like to see a college student wear this..
singmaggiesing 3 weeks ago
Love that the woman "crocheting" has no yarn and is working on a finished blanket.
SaraSindari 3 weeks ago
More like FOREVER ALONE...
popsicle2D 3 weeks ago
this is like footy pajamas without the feet, so stupid.
Roboman60 3 weeks ago
These Phukers owe Mitch Hedberg some royalties..
a1hocker 3 weeks ago
@a1hocker Yep. They are already tucked in, shit...
trainwreckmetal 3 weeks ago
This is a joke right? RIGHT??? PLEASE!?!?!?!?
chaozchild 3 weeks ago
who knew blankets attacked people!!
angelmarie1788 3 weeks ago
Party it up with friends
Abastionn 3 weeks ago
More like forever alone.
wintertropicx 3 weeks ago
Best way to ruin your sexlifeXD
TKOgamer 3 weeks ago
This is why the Third World hates America.
ChristopherNFoster 3 weeks ago
How cold do those people keep their houses lol
jpvanden1 3 weeks ago
it's a onsie pajama...
juliannkate 3 weeks ago
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You'll be a walking punchline. Is it too much to ask that you can be comfortable AND have your dignity intact? We should take a page from the east about elegant yet utilitarian loose fitting clothes. We do need clothing that signifies being at home where you can decompress, but adult sized toddler wear may signal your brain to regress into infantile emotional states. You should also be able greet somebody at the door in something that will let you be taken seriously. :P
createallow3126 3 weeks ago
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createallow3126 3 weeks ago
i'm from Asia so i wonder...is this for real??
JoeMacchiato 3 weeks ago
@JoeMacchiato all to real my asian friend
8bitArtist 3 weeks ago
I laughed so hard when it was on tv I had to see it again
aqworldsbella 3 weeks ago
Alright it may be good for your house but NOT in public
226thepandabear 3 weeks ago
Came here from Ponies...
robyrobot1 3 weeks ago
its 2012 we should have flying cars and moving side walks instead we have this
Zircoium 3 weeks ago 86
@Zircoium What do you expect out of a culture that caters to fat fucks and dumb fucks?
jeffbrak 2 weeks ago
@Zircoium yeh i wouldnt cause i wouldnt want a flying car accident...i mean your in the sky so im guessing you go down and hurt your self
youfuckinsuck1000 4 days ago
They need to design one with the toilet built in, then you can lay in your own filth for decades
R0773N 3 weeks ago
how is this different than wearing a sweatshirt and sweatpants?
blinxRED 3 weeks ago 2
All they need is the masks and the can be Teletubbies!
jscarpa2002 3 weeks ago 3
I'm gonna buy one, and then proceed to put it on and immediately go hit up the bathroom to take a shit with the ass flap open....then I will mail it back to them with the dookie shrapnel and hard brown stains still attached to it....demanding a refund. And I'm gonna do it for America
jokerwillwin 3 weeks ago
lol smart idea but the butt flap thing is really nasty, i could see someone shitting with that thing on
alybranelle 3 weeks ago
FOREVER LAZY WILL MAKE YOU FOREVER ALONE
GUARANTEED
RenegadeFury 3 weeks ago 3
They stole that idea from the movie Grandma's boy.
LookOutSucka 3 weeks ago
CAMPING JAMMY'S!!
thecutiebean 3 weeks ago
isnt this called a onesie?
greybash 4 weeks ago
Thumbs up if the newest Conan episode with John Heder sent you here!
99prayownz 4 weeks ago 4
why don't we just crawl back up into mommy's womb? What a disgusting "fat American" invention. We can never be TOO entertained or TOO comfortable. We have really turned into a "soft", weak society.
mercoid 4 weeks ago 4
@mercoid Now if I can just find a way to fuck my computer I would never have to leave home!
jscarpa2002 3 weeks ago
....or you can just turn up the heat a tad.
skyduster4 4 weeks ago
This is bitchin!!!
ardiandoroci1998 4 weeks ago
LOL why to think that this is what the world has come to?? Wearing a blanket in public???
joellover28 4 weeks ago 2
I like it but would never wear one in public. Also they should make a terry cloth version.
banjopanther 4 weeks ago
"When doodie calls" LMFAOO
MrSkaionerSRC 4 weeks ago
who knew that a blanket was so hard to use?
wabigon1 4 weeks ago 61
@wabigon1 I know. I struggle every night to put my 7 foot blanket over my feet. Stubborn covers. :p
unoiamacutie 2 weeks ago
@wabigon1 I know, jeez. How lazy do they think we are?
heromaly 2 weeks ago
OMG what kind of lazy fat pigs are we??!!?!
patrickjs68 4 weeks ago 2
I never cease to be amazed at how advertising pitches can rationalise complete personal failure. Also, at 1:20 she says "when doody calls".
deltatom7 4 weeks ago 3
The poop shoots are fucking epic. Like you're really that lazy that you take a risk getting your forever lazy soiled with your filth. Fuck you to anyone that buys this!
patio87 4 weeks ago 2
Why does this exist?
matticusthegreat1 1 month ago 4
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DuchessAliana 4 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
What the sweet motherfuck? Are you fucking shitting me? Other cuss words!!!!1!!
TrevorFurber 1 month ago
All that's missing are the attached footies with the plastic on the feet.
freshsfs2003 1 month ago
nothin'at all! nothin' at all! NOTHIN' AT ALL!
TumblingTortoises 1 month ago
Complete fuckery
Wocky741 1 month ago
I thought this was a parody when I first saw it.
victorianoddities 1 month ago 5
Yaya I want to get lazy too! eh maybe I will do it after I watch the big game! lol
francescorrina 1 month ago
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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
itsbeanatime 1 month ago
I like how I always see this commercial on Teennick in the late night/early morning hours. I think they're trying to tell their audience something. Hmm...
travis7310 1 month ago
wait, this is a joke right?
IDntTlkSht 1 month ago
Ponies.
42underscored 1 month ago
I'm wearing one to the next Obama rally with an Obama logo ironed on back
2012frontrunners 1 month ago
Who the fuck would wear this in public.. let alone in the privacy of their own home.. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!?
WillTerzian9 1 month ago
@WillTerzian9 Google "People of Walmart" for your answer.
freshsfs2003 1 month ago
I want one built for two, so my gf and I could power hump at tailgate parties.
Ennopraga 1 month ago
This makes the Snuggie look cool.
Ennopraga 1 month ago
Another thing that makes Americans fat, by not walkin to get a blanket. Smh
iGotLameSwagg 1 month ago
The whole thing is covered in annotations. What are you, in junior high?
flesh86 1 month ago
I know there's a job shortage but I had no idea people were desperate enough to make this.
jimmy10798 1 month ago
i call that a mameluco
Luna3688 1 month ago
Ah yeah it's stylish all right!
Shelbysummer14 1 month ago
It even has a butt-flap? Wow! -__-
thelittlesmartypants 1 month ago
VERY Very very sexy
281LUCHADOR 1 month ago
#FirstWorldSolutions
EsmondEatsPandas 1 month ago
She said "doodie"...
injustifiiable 1 month ago
Who the hell would be caught dead in a onesie at a tailgate party??
racheloveck 1 month ago 2
My cousin got one of these 4 xmas....she looked pleased....but maybe a little scared....but pleased.
Jisbonlover 1 month ago
I've got a magnificent idea on how to fix the education system in the US.
Euthanize anyone that buys this.
Problem solved.
MonsieurJackAss 1 month ago
Pause at 0:23 . THE PAGES ARE BLANK!
pancakesftw1 1 month ago
LOL an ass hatch in the back
rustynail874 1 month ago
Anyone else find "while dad does what he does best" to be weird and offensive? Not like the whole commercial wasn't or anything, but that particular moment had me saying WHAT?
Weezerlover94 1 month ago
I think corporations draw two words from a hat and then make bets on who can sell the convoluted resulting product.
leosummerchrisshin 1 month ago
This is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. "party it up with friends"...I wouldn't have any friends left if they saw me in one of these damn things.
Geez, it even comes with a butt hatch? Wowzers.
ImmortalfireTheMod 1 month ago
I wear mine everywhere, but now I need a pair of "Hot Booties" to go with it. I'm using a public restroom while I write this. Love the zippered hatch. Doody can call anytime, anywhere!
peetamellark29 1 month ago
This makes me concerned for America's future
TheIrishfun 1 month ago 67
@TheIrishfun You weren't concerned before?
REA00002 1 month ago
Or you can wear warm clothes
PanicStrickenKoala 1 month ago
Are you fucking kidding me
Codogcodog 1 month ago
Aren't those just footless footie pajamas.?
andmrk333 1 month ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. OKAY “FOREVER LAZY”
Letsgobr0 1 month ago
Only in America.
swindle3561 1 month ago
'Merica!
RoxyChoxi 1 month ago
Lmfao I can't believe this is real
guidonyk 1 month ago
Lmfao I can't believe this is real
guidonyk 1 month ago
This reminds me of the Family Guy episode where Peter had to buy a new suit and instead bought an adult-sized pair of footie pajamas "Now I can poop and be warm at the same time, I'll never have to choose between the two again!"
ladycplum 1 month ago
Since when did internet meems become commercials?
Zanodia 1 month ago
"while dad does what he does best " - FUCK YOU DAD'S TIRED FROM WORKING
boboro999 1 month ago 51
fake, my friend, fake.
fairfaerie 1 month ago
@fairfaerie no its real.
MsJx56 1 month ago
@fairfaerie they sell them in walmart for like 30 bucks
jdog4ever2 1 month ago
..."While Dad does what he does best!"
...What the fuck...
Ghostpelt101 1 month ago
This is why we can't have nice things America.
QueenieNeha 1 month ago
It doesn't cover your head, and it doesn't cover your toes. Therefore, it does NOT "cover you from head-to-toe in soft, warm fleece". FALSE ADVERTISING. But yes, you WILL be the talk of your next tailgate when everyone looks at you saying "Who's the idiot with the onesie??" Can you imagine standing by another man at the urinal pissing out of one of these things?!
hazgirl22 1 month ago
Well, America is dying. It's been nice, everybody.
LatteBoy123 1 month ago
Billy Mays just rolled in his grave
CKVanAmburg 1 month ago
we dont deserve to exist as a society
LambChowder1 1 month ago
Damn blankets, I knew they were just a fad.
rha101 1 month ago
Oh. Em. Eff. Gee. This just came on the TV and I started laughing so incredibly hard. That's the most ridiculous thing ever. I love how commercials make things seem so terrible. Like when "doesn't cover it all" b/c the girl's back is showing... her shirt is bunched up. JUST PULL YOUR SHIRT DOWN, PROBLEM SOLVED!
KaniacMonster 1 month ago
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy!!
moosefarms 1 month ago
They even have a pocket just to take a shit.
Sarkhan0711 1 month ago
i hate when people make rip offs like forever lazy and happy nappers
TheFLAK712 1 month ago
lolololololol
tonymx1000 1 month ago
The fact that this is a real commercial gives me more joy than I can adequately express with the written word, but i will try...... Ha.
89Dustdevil 1 month ago
wannabe onezies
yellomustache4 1 month ago
744 people bought a snuggie
JuJuFry 1 month ago
744 people didn't escape in time.
JuJuFry 1 month ago
its like a snuggie on crack xD
roxaskey1231 1 month ago
LOL i never do this kind of shit but 20 likes and i well wear a forever lazy in public :-)
kRrUiLsEtSn 1 month ago
Who the FUCK in their right mind would wear that shit out in public?
Adamsneakers 1 month ago
It's like a snuggie and a jumpsuit had a kid!
TheRatSquid 1 month ago
Sooo, your selling me long john pjs that have been around for 100000s years and making it look fancy? Can't i just get these at the store for almost the same or cheaper price?
Tressom 1 month ago
I'll buy one but only if it has a buttflap
jsearle27 1 month ago
What a misleading commercial. The people that wear these are waaaaaaaaaay fatter than the actors