A Go Game
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  • do they no what go is !!!!!

  • lol, wtf?

  • This game is painful to watch, black doesn't even know how to place a stone yet

  • This game hurts to watch...

  • these guys suck at go!!!!!! FIRST OF ALL YOU WANNA START OUT IN THE CORNERS THEN GO TO T HE SIDES AN THEN THE MIDDLE IN THE OPENING AND THEY CANT SEE THE OBVIOUS POINTS IN THE GAME WHEN SOMETHINGS IN ATARI THEY NEED TO STUDY MORE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This game has serious issues.

  • The shoulder hits around the tengen are hilarious!! <3

  • Go get a book about go and learn a few things about the game before playing

  • Video was uploaded in jan 2007, by the time being you should already gotten a bit better or retired, one of those 2. hope was the first one.

    Cheers.

  • obviously black dun understand the idea of atari

  • I actually respect your interest in learning Go, but I think you'll have to be a lot stronger before you're ready to post interesting games on YouTube.

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  • Umm... not to be rude... but neither of you are very good at all...

    3/5 for effort....

  • I am just a beginner...but I can say...that that wasn´t a very good play....neither white nor black...

    ps: I can hold the stones right xD but in my first real game I hold them wrong too...but there were a reason xD

  • this is just like when i start to play xD

  • why does every body keep making fun of their strengths? thats meean, what if a pro go player made fun of you?

  • WTF?? You start playing mirror go, and after that you just play crap go, please, learn how to hold the stones correctly and how to set them on the board without moving the rest before playing.

  • I have no complaints about your skill since everyone must begin somewhere, but don't you think you have bad stone management? As you play, your stones slip and slide to the point where you can barely tell where they really belong. You should be constantly fixing their locations when you see the board getting sloppy, not letting it go out of control. If you can't tell where the stones belong, then there's no point continuing. Slide captured stones out to an open area, that can help.

  • you guys are really sloppy at stone placement.

  • to bad there mirroring each other.

  • hahahahahha funny :)

  • I agree... this game is terribly played

  • DUDE u guys both suck u cant hold the stone right and y place the stone near then tengan(center of bored) and y are u making a territory? when the oppenent isnt even attacking and plus all u think of is getting the stone

  • Priorities!!!!!!!

    What ever happened to corners first????

    D:<

  • you guys aren't playing go, so much as you are placing stones randomly on the board and hoping for the best

  • wow i play this game 13 years and and im now 17 haha i find it cool that you put this video in youtube ^^ but you must really practise this game the withe and black player ^^. I know the black player dont play so long time ^^ but its cool staht you start it

  • yea u guys cant rly play....think about playing online with some ppl that can play teaching games with u.

  • this video makes me feel good about my skills

  • well dont yell at them. they'll never get better that way. im 13 k by the way. woah that ryhmed

  • This looks like a couple of people who just learned the rules of the game. Both player's shapes are highly inefficient, meaning that they is wasting their moves.

    Black's group at the very end was already dead because it could be killed by a single white stone. Black requires two stones to save it. Black was wasting his time by continuing play down there.

  • Wow I could play better even if I had 5 seconds per turn.

  • Apparently comments have to be approved nowadays? Didn't know that, hence the dupes, sorry.

  • Am I the only one annoyed by how white crashes his hand into the bowl dramatically after each fucking move?

  • Is anyone else annoyed by how white crashes his hand into his bowl after every move?

  • both of you are noobs

  • men how hard is to put the stones right and also how to take the ones u capture1!!

  • This game is alright. Black just makes too many mistakes.

  • Protip: Go stones do not move, so stop nudging them

  • hey watch 3:09 white cheatet so black has won ^^

  • man black holds like a begginer

  • beginners<3

    probably a bit better by now though:)

  • This better be a joke.

  • Fail

  • looks like a terrible game to me:( one played by 30 kyuus (worse possible rank) no offense. Improve *-*

  • ....no ofense...but....this is horrible...if this hurts u in some way im srry...that ur games so horrible...

  • this game have to be putted on the professionists match so i'll can study this!!!!! play play play play play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=D

  • your Moves were VERY terrible You sat in atari and alowed him to Ladder yu WAYY to far in a situation like that at 5:58 yo Cut losses and Go on offence on a diffrent Wall And white would have Offended most Players with the sloppy way he took them off the Board... Also may want to invest in a better set of Stones they feel way better than glass Try yunzi On a bamboo Board

  • i agree u guys dont play really well

  • its a sad game in a way...i agree they dont play very well indeed

  • i can play go im a 10k and u both arent dat good sorry

  • no offense, but neither of you play very well

  • The first 2 moves of Black are the worst opening i have ever seen ^^

  • agreed

  • This game is terrible.

  • like... wth? i'm crying just watching this.. anyone count the number of black seeds that got captured.. LMAO

  • Battle of the noobs :O

  • you guys suck

  • ahahahahaha! the guy on the left holds the stones like a beginner (so he is)

  • the person playing black can not play the stones right

  • You are both horrible, worse than the first time I played Go which was 5 days ago... I'm already 17k...

  • not that impressive

  • hey you left a comment on a video of a go game about 3 months ago. any way, i just started getting into go, by that i mean i'm learning how to play. i havent played against anyone yet & the only place i could is online on my itouch. but getting to the point, i'm wondering about the ranking system.i know about it is that it goes from beginner to 17k then down to 1k then 1d and up to 9d(i think) but im wondering how that works and wat it takes to rank up.can you please breifly explain this to me?

  • I like how they were trying to look like they are thinking during the game. Thats the level of 30k (they understand the basic rules but not the game at all).

    But maybe it was a joke (or your very first game?).

  • you people don't know how to play, do you?!

    the game of Go is a game of taking your time/ and thinking of a strategy

    YOU CAN'T PLAY GO!!!!  -100000000000

  • i guess they're 30 kyu

    they should study/practice more

  • ah... I have a set that I had cuz there was like a class I went to play this with people. xDDD How long ago was it... 3rd grade?

  • i liked how black attaked whites territory and stopped xD (...this is sarcasm ._. )

  • is it supposed to be mirror imaged? coz it's not.

  • this game is crazy...in a bad way lol

    don't worry; practice makes perfect (or so they say)

    To any experienced player, all those moves were so random xP

  • Meh, stop b*tching about these guys ! The way the game ends up is, well, unconventional : not starting in the corners, and then they start up a fight right in the middle ! That makes for a lot of quick action. ;)

    Quick note for beginners watching this :

    - These guys are playing WAY too small. The opening should be used to spread out AMAP.

    - Black should learn to linkup his groups !

    - As fellow commenters said, upper left corner is MADNESS.

    - Right black group is dead.

    Enjoy !

  • Please watch the movies in my "Famous go games re-enacted" playlist! It's a chain of movies of us (me and my friends) re-enacting famous old go games, in a humorous, instructive, Hikaru no go-ish style. Just give it a look, please :3

    Click my name now! :D

  • i'd wager these are insanely strong. so much so that you cant even understand the depth of their moves!

  • Lol depressed turtle films...

  • What a messy game. They still need to learn what territory is. I'd say they're about 30 Kyu.

  • nice goban! go go into the go!!!!!!mhuahahaha!!!!!!90k not 30!!!hahaha

  • wats the point of go any way

  • if you really meant that, you must be completely foolish..

  • Maybe he really doesn't know the point. God, give him some fucking slack. Not everybody's a genius at go.

  • I think you need more practice.

  • The top left corner IS funny. ^^ I'd like to own a go board too. -_-

  • lol

  • I want a GO board. They're so expensive on EBay.

  • by a plastic one or one made of particle board. they're about $20.

  • lol left top corner so funny ^^

  • I'm into the first minute of this. Kinda bad moves. I think I'll just go watch Ban Go.

  • Messy video messy game what is the point of this giving bad rep to both the video crew and the players?

  • nobbs... 35k

  • judging by this game i think u guys are in the 20k's or maybe 19k. but i could be wrong.

  • Are you crazy ? I'm 17k and way better than those 2, they must be 25k

  • i know i'm 16k and i was surprised someone thought they were 20k i think they're more of somewhere near 30k

  • Yeah i'm like 18k.

  • you know sometimes when you play someone online who's the same rank or close, they beat your ass...play someone in real life, it's easier. I might make a video with my friend

  • whats the point of this video? I saw better game than this.youtube is great but sometimes you find a real shait.This men are putting the stones on the board as a blindmen.

  • youtube is great but sometimes you find real sh.t as this video. Why people who dont know to play Go and put the stones on the board as a blindman are making this stuff???

  • Terrible pointless video, I think. Bad moves everywhere, you're clearly beginners. If you're at this low level, it's more fun to chat about the game and learn from each other by discussion. Ugh.

  • XD lol oh well they are begginers and i admit they're a whole lot better then me when i first started playing.

  • No,actually,b is not very bright.he never tried to stop those atari's.

  • White really ain't too bright.there was a pretty obvious Atari in there that he didn't notice in the center.

  • Ehh !! i cant understand a bit about go .. hehehe i want to learn it somehow eheheh

  • white: shouldn't have played tesuji. going to cost you later.

  • not really interesting game...sorry...it looks like joke...or game you learn

  • Why does black hold his stones like that?

    anyway... I loved your video

  • this was cool :D thanks for the upload ^^ what i don't like is some people's comments.. everyone is a begginer at some point! besides judging by when this video was posted, they both are probably stronger than me, i started Go about a month after this vid was posted. Good game to both players ^____^

  • They're not stronger than you. They quit go about a month after this vid was posted.

  • why would they do that?

  • I think they just didn't like it.

  • why did white let black make such big territory?

  • White ain't

    too bright.

  • you both suck!

  • they're just begginers. and the only reason it was a bad game was because they were both to aggresive.

  • deplorable openning, byt he 20th move, neither player has done anything to secure territory, I wanted to shout at them when they began mirroring each other.

    Sidenote:  crappy board, I own one and it's what caused me to buy a japanese made one, so much better

  • True.

    But don't put a couple of entusiastic beginners off the game with your arrogance.

  • wtf they attacked a group with 2 eyes

  • Well, to be fair - they didn't start at tengen. Black was the weaker of the two players, and attempted mane-go (mirror go). White was forced to break the mirror. You can hear black's audible surprise when (s)he realizes the mirror has been broken.

  • lol even a novice like me can beat someone if there using mirror go.

  • the person who playes black holds there stones like a new person(noob)

  • Weeee: Capture GO ! :) Anyway, keep at it, you'l get better eventually

  • 30kyu :D good work anyway guys ^^

  • unbelievable

  • O_O anno i think i`d play horrible...but thise...gomenasai...this is...strange...very...

  • O_O Really

  • i think they need some lessons. here are some hints,

    secure the corners first because they are the easiest to secure territories, and try to gain territories instead of thinking about capturing enemy stones. Creating 2 eyes is important. Learn to survive first before thinking about attacking.

  • do i smell a 30kyu in here?

  • do i smell a 99 kyu in here?

  • oh man that was harsh

  • u suck

  • black keep thinking to attack and he didn't defend

  • ... you should play more to get better

  • it is almost painful how bad they r~!!!!!

    i am 8k btw

  • dude, regardless of how weak they are, at least theres playing; for all you know this could be their first game

  • This was one players second game and the other players tenth.

  • omg they suck so badddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd­dddddddddd

  • man BlacK Sucks White is totally killing him although white could have taken a few different and better moves but hey black practically gave him the game!!!!!

  • Those stones are so noisy, it's like someone's eating a bag of Doritos near my ear every second.

    But this game seemed pretty good to me. (Considering I'm still a novice, although I've only played the game twice. Yeah, not the most patient or quite person. /^^; )

  • lol

  • what the heck it this... this is so bad you cant even call it go... learn how to really play

  • 3:18 white went twice

  • black cant hold a stone right... and white looks like he was cheating because he cant pick up stones without moving five out of place... dont even try to become pro. most become pro in there teens . if you wanted to become pro you would have to desperately chance after it right now... still very unickly

  • Why the fuck can't they try to become pro?! All they need is a lot of fucking work and all that shit.

    Most people in America don't know about go so becoming a pro in teens is very rare. Most people in America who find out about it are either teens or maybe even adults.

  • Which player keeps clacking his stones the entire game(not saying I watched the whole thing)?

  • beggeiners

  • Indeed. But they're enthusiastic about the game, and that counts for a lot, in my book.

  • seems like it would make more sense to keep your stone cup on the same side as you are handed... so you dont have to reach across the board each time...

  • I keep my bowl on the same side so I can easily rest my hand on it.

  • Yeah, that is common practice.

  • look up kgs. youll find more challenging players that can help you improve faster.

  • wow they basically started out the game in the center. So close to Tengen. Wut a bunch of amateurs lol. O well, they'll get better. I'm only like a kyu 10 anyways.

  • If you are here looking for a professional quality game you'll be disappointed. If you want to see a game that totally stresses you out with things they miss with wonky direction of play, this is the one for you.

  • lol hope some1 teach them to play better. Btw check out my videos for go puzzles to solve

  • wait, hold on! you guys are too fast!! i was introduced to this game by my friend who told about some anime called "hikaru no go" and i'm totally confused. is it like chess/checkers but kinda like battle ships or command and conquer with stones? can you put the stones anywhere on the board? and what's up with the 9 dots on the board? is there a certain area where you can't put your stones? wow

  • watch hikaru no go dude it will explain.

  • u sink but you will only get better. good luck

  • I don't agree with most of the comments on here, you are extreme beginners, but you will improve over time! keep at it!

  • Needs much work.

  • Very.....VERY EXTREMELY amateur...

  • Terrible both of you!

  • Black is horrible. White is only a little bit better, but definitely not by much. I've played and seen some BAD people, but not even close to this bad. The one person I even taught had a better first game than this!!!

  • Thes players have almost no expeirience. Black had only played 1 game before. White has had little more practice.

  • Looks they both have no clue what they are doing. 40k max. But white is a little better (39k lol)

  • Give them some credit even people who have played only one game is a 30kyu

  • those stones must be reeeaaally slippery ^ ^;

  • those stones must be reeeaaally slippery ^ ^;

  • hey that was my first board =P

    you guys need a bit of work, but dont give up!

  • quite the amateurs aren't they?

  • thats some wierdly played game

  • u guys bump the stones alot and sometimes go out of turn but this like one of the only go videos i can find on here,anyways good game.

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