Jesus Meal Time

[Stelomat]

what are u drinkin with ur burgers there ?

[SmooveMooves15]

Your a gay fag who's going to hell and woodys gonna send you there

[herbs772]

@SmooveMooves15 thats a well constructed, well thought out argument well done

[AustralianFPS]

Your not a M partner fanboy

[markt817]

@AustralianFPS Actually, he is one.

[corgykid]

What a loser!!!! You could use an ass kicking from woody! Will u show?! Or r u going to whimp out like a cry baby!

[Jigha11]

@corgykid get over yourself, fucking fanboy. 

[Neomaverick12]

i love bacon but jesus is a cunt

[AZNBeefcake]

gotta ask... did it taste good?

[thesniper8121]

71 people hate BACON STRIPS then that means they are GAY BACON STRIPS

[TheRetroZombie]

Was that... a galon of Arizona Half n Half?... *jizzes*

[OptionallyObese]

He died for our sins, now I am ready to die of a heart attack for his.

[DeathBrain106]

Better than Epicmealtime

[DoubleXIII]

love arizona tea

[xDPR0DUCTl0NS]

67 people don't like awesomeness

[Natacall]

ARIZONA GREEN TEA, HAH!

[TheBoxedHead]

You ate really slow and in small bites. They go monster on epic meal time and shove the whole thing down their throat. Great video :)

[themajesticgoat]

@TheBoxedHead think that was the joke haha

[TheWizenhymer]

Eww, I can never picture myself eating at McDonalds. Plus I would never support that corporate deathburger anyway. I'm not hating anybody that does eat mcdonalds, just sayin'.

[Sushimitzu]

@TheWizenhymer I'm hating everybody that does eat McDonald's! Show some respect for your own opinion. Don't let this zeitgeist dogma of "don't let anyone tell you otherwise" get you. It's how the powerful enforce intellectual and social stagnation. But I tell you, voice your opinion and make others have your opinion.

[Kingston1596]

2:47 - 2:55 the best part

[T0MZ0]

THE GOD OF HEALTHY FOODS

[Bartflaners]

yes a christian mingle joke finally.

[ZombieJaidon]

you fat

[Nickmanq]

2:55 Y U STREAM THAT SHIT?

[Arto572]

@Nickmanq search that word, you get yu-gi-oh shit

[Sick7100]

you know what....that actually looks good

BUT I'll stick to my triple stack baconators from Wendys

[Niflaver]

wow that... that was a lot of food right there! and you ate it all.. hater :o was there any bacon left?... hater :o

[InfiniteHAV0K]

Awesome parody! Also, you actually ate the entire cross O.o

[Dairyhead]

Vincent Martella + Bacon = Internet FUCKING win

[Alchemist252]

What will kill you faster, hanging on a cross or eating even 1/4 of that?

[podmokly]

LOL christianmingle slash bacon

[iiH3R3T1C]

Jesus, I thought you once said you hated fat people

[TheBatkrasun]

jizz burger

[ZevTheDev]

I didn't think that Rixy looked like that

[1997kx]

how the hell is this gonna help me inprove tf2???

[Bartflaners]

@1997kx hater. bacon strips help you improve in everything hater.

[Millahtime]

I just cringed for 8 minutes straight

[96fadetoblack96]

At 2:50 you should have said "why the fuck you stream that shit!?".

[sirdonut290]

PURGE< FOR LORDAERON  oh wrong cooking video

[quack938]

Son, I am disappoint.

[clubpenguinsux1]

00:01

[laxdude1616]

Not that you're a bad looking guy or anything, but I think you should cut you hair shorter.  In my opinion it'd be a better look for you. From one bro to another. I'm not trolling, just trying to help you out. :)

[NickMaloney92]

Wow this is fucking bad. I thought you were bad before and this makes you even more annoying you biased dumbass. Say what you will about EpicMealTime, but they have a hell of a lot more subscribers and views than you. Oh yeah and just do us all a favor and gtfo the internet.

[kinghenna92]

DONT JUST STARE AT IT, EAT IT!

[JohnyMickBananas]

rixys arizona is my fav <3

[gscott419]

bacon with butter?i feel my arteries clogging

[Spencerrocks222]

Except it's American Bacon :(

[Imunality]

I fucking love you bro, I laughed throughout the entire video.

[Iey9]

watchu know 'bout bacon?

[TheYeche]

ARNOLD PALMERS HALF AND HALF ICE TEA AWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[epeonv1]

What the BROWN!?!?!?!

[KATANAG0D]

you look like me!

[ItsJustVivi]

This is sacrilicious. WORDPLAY

[zgamer49]

Omg I've waited my whole life for something like this. Now I can die.

[Arto572]

Sadly this is what epicmealtime is

[robsutton1000]

@Arto572 How is that "sadly" epicmealtime is entertainment at its finest, and if you don't like it, maybe stop watching it? Oh and i found this entertaining as well, isn't that what youtube is about? Entertainment. Why the fuck have people forgotton this.

[Michaelmop]

@robsutton1000 Entertainment is a totally different thing than having absolutely no respect for this world's nature. If you enjoy watching a bunch of dumbasses eat animals and shit like they are nothing to this world, than go ahead, but it makes you a disgusting piece of shit.

[robsutton1000]

@Michaelmop LMAO That comment is so ridiculous its almost painful to read. If that's your point of view then i feel sorry for you.

[TheScrewzie]

@Michaelmop i like how he marks it as spam.

[parazit43v3r]

@Michaelmop i know rite? like A FUCKING PIG CAN REALLY DO ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD THAN BECOMING FUCKIN DELICIOUS BACON.you stupid vegan.

/sarcasm off

[Michaelmop]

@parazit43v3r I'm not a vegan you dumb fuck. I don't see any difference in eating plants compared to animals. They are both part of this nature, that you spit on. You pathetic disgusting piece of shit. Grow the fuck up kid and LOL at your shitty CoD game. Go play 1 and 2. You've probably never played em 'cause you were too busy watching Hello Kitty. Die.

[fiskehammer]

@Michaelmop Don't come here telling anyone what entertainment is. Entertainment is purely opinionbased. You can't just define funny. If you think otherwise you can kindly go fuck yourself with a rusty fork.

Also, the pigs are already slaughtered. They can eat the bacon however the fuck they please.

[MordieSG]

ONE bite outta that shit is enough calories for a day.

[SEN0RF0X]

I'm surprised you could afford all of that bacon after #ArizonaConsequences

[xbugglebearx]

omg this is the best!!!!!!!!

[MrJarth]

lol!

lets have mass

[Zzzjohn33mcdzzZ]

7:29 was pretty legit

[iTitanium]

Can i haz Jeesburger?

[doghouse144]

Oh lawd, great vid

[kerrigor778]

was sceptical at first, then just LOL

[TheGame1842]

Rizxy is fucking huge.

[deidara655]

i fk kids

[plenty0fsweater]

Needs to go viral. NOW.

[Loopyman105]

the bacon looks a little underdone...

[dreadsmusiclove]

@Loopyman105 well look at how he's cooking it. youre sposed to lay it down not just crumple it over more bacon

[ShaxAMV]

lol I remember Rixy use to say "I'm built, not fat"...lolno bro.

[Thedarkpotato22]

This video was so full of win I didn't know what else to say

[plenty0fsweater]

"Don't just stare at it, eat it."

I fucking love you for that.

[Blu3Joker1477]

Dejavu

[andrewoh731]

u should fry bacon without a shirt 

[Zack4ttack92]

fucking white people. y'all so crazy.

[viggom555]

99th top rated today in entertainment! YOOTOOB MUNNAAAAAYYY

[WUMIBO]

Does your video camera have a GT220 aswell?

[14strighttuck12]

hater

[mandizzle0517]

I can feel the love Jesus FTW!!

[ObviouslyHutch]

I love you Jesus.

[IScH45I]

I really don't know what to say about this...

[TheWrstNitemare]

christian mingle . com / bacon!! lmfaoooo!

[DeathAngel135]

that shit looks good.....

[winjamy]

BACON OVERLOAD IM GOING TO EXPLODE SSSSSS....WTF NO boom?....BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Ba11s11]

next time we eat a #DyingFatherInQuad

[TheNonFanatic]

I guess you could say this is your "Last Meal" before we supposedly all die from a hurricane.....

[iHop2narnia]

i got a heart attack from just watching this video.

[ilovesactown916]

jesus is skinny

[WPGxSpork]

I was really hoping christianmingle com/bacon worked :/

[TheOdinistman]

Haha this made my day. :D

[13igBird]

i thought it was a little over tried until the dirty little pig part... XD

[redIcry]

werent you on the movie "waiting"

[SuperVlogWatcher]

You've out done yourself with this production quality Jesus.

[patmaback]

So you maade WoR a snack. lol

[iTzaNAZi]

jesus crust 

[Cheezeweazle8]

I WANT BACON!!!!!

[BuzzOfStarCommand]

Obviously Jesus looks exactly like Vincent Martella.

[Shadow9392]

@BuzzOfStarCommand I've heard Justin Long, but never this.

[BuzzOfStarCommand]

@Shadow9392 Well it is true. I think you look way more like Vincent Martella. You two are almost indentical.

[BuzzOfStarCommand]

@BuzzOfStarCommand Identical.*

[CharlieTango91]

First the 220, now this camera. Apparently video quality isn't that important in heaven.

[Enjoiskate141]

One word amazing

[robross1992]

:/

[FrostiXD1gga]

lol musclesgla... oh... fatglasses

[ClearlyJesus]

INTERNET WIN!

[OB3YTH3GIANT]

Guys, he can't have jack Daniels on these videos, he's 18... D:

[decingham]

That's fucking smart

[Cubanned]

I liked the part where you almost threw up.

[hinkywinky3]

Jesus you're gonna get screwed by the epic meal time guys for ripping them off. Muscles glasses will eat you.

[JESUSboy985]

you forgot about jack daniels 

[jamariogoon]

you need some canadian bacon, hater

[DudeLikesRamen]

Your voice is epic.

[mrmining97]

Oh and some1 needs to show this to them :P.

[mrmining97]

Liked and Faved.

[crazyguitarpsycho]

i see many ways in which this wouldn't work for crescents or stars of david -_-

[GamerRevolution2]

...win

[misclick261]

feast your eyes pontius pilate. hahahah

[TabooZombie]

jesus I love you...full on homo

[imakillamann]

arizona's green tea is the shit.

[perfectpete216]

Jesus is such a skinny person with such a deep voice; BACON STRIPS.

[Shaterproductions]

Ahh, i love how you make fun of religion :P

[MrWarPeon]

Hahaha. Everyone go watch the Epic Meal Time video by FPS Russia first to grasp the reasoning and humor behind this.

[MrJubblegum]

This was extremely Entertaining!

[CocaColaDance]

It's like epicmealtime without the bitches

[zJackalzz]

@CocaColaDance if it wernt for epicmeal time these guys wouldnt even have made this video so stfu.

[tigran914]

you're too calm while eating lol

[FearSanity]

i dont think ur doin it right

[MrOldmanstrutthatass]

i always imagined you had blonde hair

[pizowell]

Instead of the body and the blood, they should serve the BACON of Christ instead!

[TheNoddeh]

2:02 - "That's too much bacon" !?

There's no such thing..

[PregnantFox]

Rixy looks nothing like I thought he would. Not in a bad way, though.

[madman7991]

I don't think you ate it fast enough :D

[AngerWinsDisputes]

You should probably go troll Wings now... :)

[amindex123]

you need more bacon

[iWint98]

upload more on nigsofredemption 

[gojacketa26]

6:30 The handle looks like a halo, lol.

[TheKillerSock]

Christian mingle part made me laugh so hard, those commercials are so retarded

[GrimCharon]

Are they dead after they ate that. Jesus?

[TacoPenguin4347]

There goes 80% of the earth's wildlife

[TheHeroInDisguise]

@TacoPenguin4347 God'll make new ones.

[BMLGaming]

This is the greatest video ive ever seen. praise cheezus!

[FeartheHamburgler]

should i be offended y this since im christian? LOL nah, its obviously jesus, so what do you expect... awesome

[AbelmetaL2112]

FUCKIN SMART!

[ssbbreplaysnp1cs]

I wonder how many calories that has...

[FuckinSIayer]

Meanwhile in Nigeria..

[OKcheesusTV]

Lol... Cheesus has melted... ;)

[Capesports4]

i'm not going to lie, this was gross

[Mrjiggles102]

Meanwhile in Africa..... =/

[uhwhatzup]

@Mrjiggles102 haha i pick my but

[Sergeantkeys]

Praise the Cheezus ! We ate it for our sins.

[MrJayCudmore]

It seems kind of contradictory when Jesus has his philisophical videos up and in one saying theres no point in caring about life because in the end we all die and all our life achievments are gone and then to make a comedy video cause its not worth it.

Im NOT hating I really enjoyed this video and Jesus philisophical videos but it just seems odd.

[Bartflaners]

you remind me of some sort of mix of elton john and paul mc cartney when you wear those glasses

[Mizerri]

Extra puns:

- Where's the water to wine trick?

- Where's the bible made of bacon strips?

- If you left Jesus in the oven for longer he'd have becoma a black man

- Cheesus

[THEFREAK4498]

@Mizerri more like water to jack daniels

[st4nd4us]

@Mizerri jesus was blacker than half the people you see in public. considering he lived in the middle east there isn't a chance in "hell" he was white...... or the son of god for that matter.

[VindictivePheasant]

That's fucking smart.

[NicholasX9]

comment no. 131

[Fiskaren1980]

and now where is MrAwsomeFace's comment...

[MrPazeOne]

Hahahaha! Aweosme! :D

[ProjectD13X]

guess im a hater.... i like onions.... im sorry

[AHolyCorndog]

Do i smell law suit? or is that bacon?

both