This is so accurate. Everyone hates the fucking hostess. The customer hates the hostess. The waiters hate the hostess. And usually, the hostess is just doing a fanfuckingtastic job at her job and no one understands that people are just assholes about dining out.
12. I tell customers there's a 30min queue, they say they'll leave it, then they come back in 30mins and ask where their table is. What, the table you didn't want?
13. People who confirm their booking for 16people, then arrive as a group of 6. I've had tables sat empty for ages that I could've used.
10. I seat a 2 on a table of 2, they want go to the table that's set up for a booking of 25 people. Erm, no. Only if you're gonna order food for each one of the chairs around your table.
11. People who reserve, I have their table ready for them, then they arrive half an hour late with no explanation or apology and I've been trying to phone them to find out where they are. They then spend the rest of the night being super demanding. Why should we bend over backwards when you're not punctual?
I'm a host & server at my restaurant. My biggest pet peeve has GOT to be when people don't want to sit in the table I give them. Excuse me, but what the hell am I doing there if you're essentially going to seat yourself anyway? Or when servers clearly witness a table requesting to sit in another section and then they STILL come complain to me! Oh, and also when a party of 2 people requests to sit in the only open table: an enormous round table that seats 8-10. Bitch, you can wait 10 minutes.
Hey Mr. Waiterman, do you have any good stories about customers that were just totally inappropriately prepared for dining in your fine establishment? You know, the person with the personal hygiene that knocked birds out of the sky as they walked in the front door, a 500 pound person in a thong and baby-T, or anything just "Oh. My. Word. How did you think it was acceptable in any shape form or fashion for you to leave the house like that, much less come into my restaurant?"
@vivienne222 Best way I've found to ask out a waitress is the most discrete. Leave your number/email and vague description ("Tall guy with the beard" "Blonde in the red dress" etc) along with a large tip.
Not only does it avoid getting them in trouble with management, it makes things much less confrontational. Put the ball in their court, then move on, they'll either call/email or they won't.
I was dressed like a Peacock, but I burned the evidence. I'm enjoying tea. Miss Hostess ma'am? Please wash the shirt before returning it. Thanks! (Great show as usual!)
Do you have any tips on how to ask waiters and waitresses out properly?
I used to have this good looking Australian customer who liked me a lot, but he didn't know how to work it. Instead of asking me my number, he decided to flirt with me in the restaurant. As much as I liked his company, I wanted to stay professional in front of the manager. This guy just didn't get it and kept asking me private questions. He was my favorite too, but I ended up hating him walking in to the restaurant!
thank you thank you thank you! I have been waiting for a video to mention this- there is NOTHING worse than a table who won't sit where you put them. Dumbass, you're put here for a reason- to get the best service! I don't really care where you want to go. Sit your ass down.
@ctraxler222 They want to choose their seat then complain about service. BI$%! sit down where I tell you. Also, if a server greets you and is taking care of guests right in front of you, don't get upset because you don't get whatever you want immediately. Please do not interrupt me while I am at another table. Really???
6. Customers who just come in and seat themselves, normally at a dirty table, when I have a queue then get angry when I tell them they can't sit there.
7. Customers in a group of 4 who can't understand why 2s are getting sat before them. A table for 2 cannot fit 4 people!
8. Customers coming to me every 5mins asking where their table is. I told you 30mins!
9. Managers coming to tell me how to do my job, messing it up then walking off.
I fucking love it when I greet a table that has waited an hour 1/2 in a full packed lobby and a huge mofo line waiting out the door trying to mash their way in. *Speil* "Wow, we cant believe how long it takes to get a table here, we saw people after us get one" lol *Oh they made a rezo is y'*, did you not do that or know wht a rezo is, asshat? Well bla bla shithouse 2 blocks down told us 2 hour wait, omg! *Auto table I could give a fuck about.
I love the hostess's (gr?)at my restaurant. Awesome, amazing girls. It's the mngr/owner that fucks up the seating arrangement. My pet-peeve is a person and she's the daughter of the owner. Wannabe celebrity. Your glass has more talent than this girl. It's her personality that made me the woman I am today. I went from sweet to heinous bitch in sixty seconds upon meeting her. So, I hate it when she seats people. It ruins everything!
BAHAHAHAA I AM ACTUALLY A HOSTESS AT CHEESECAKE FACTORY AND I LOOOOOOVE THIS!!! I HATE when there is a lobby FULL of people and they ask if there is a wait WTF???? our lobby is pretty but people don't just hang out here NOT waiting for a table!
I saw you coming a mile away!!! Pleas Please Please DON'T WANT TO SIT IN MY SECTION Mr. $3 illuminating over your head!!!
chelledu251979 3 weeks ago
please more qwinoah!!!! and more hostess vids please!!
liviecwh 3 months ago
This is so accurate. Everyone hates the fucking hostess. The customer hates the hostess. The waiters hate the hostess. And usually, the hostess is just doing a fanfuckingtastic job at her job and no one understands that people are just assholes about dining out.
iwasyoungenough 3 months ago 4
Love you, Qwinoah... <3
GoodGravyGrace 3 months ago
12. I tell customers there's a 30min queue, they say they'll leave it, then they come back in 30mins and ask where their table is. What, the table you didn't want?
13. People who confirm their booking for 16people, then arrive as a group of 6. I've had tables sat empty for ages that I could've used.
leandrews27 3 months ago 2
10. I seat a 2 on a table of 2, they want go to the table that's set up for a booking of 25 people. Erm, no. Only if you're gonna order food for each one of the chairs around your table.
11. People who reserve, I have their table ready for them, then they arrive half an hour late with no explanation or apology and I've been trying to phone them to find out where they are. They then spend the rest of the night being super demanding. Why should we bend over backwards when you're not punctual?
leandrews27 3 months ago 2
I'm a host & server at my restaurant. My biggest pet peeve has GOT to be when people don't want to sit in the table I give them. Excuse me, but what the hell am I doing there if you're essentially going to seat yourself anyway? Or when servers clearly witness a table requesting to sit in another section and then they STILL come complain to me! Oh, and also when a party of 2 people requests to sit in the only open table: an enormous round table that seats 8-10. Bitch, you can wait 10 minutes.
MissCopter 3 months ago 4
pomegranate rose tea
asininityy 3 months ago
Hey Mr. Waiterman, do you have any good stories about customers that were just totally inappropriately prepared for dining in your fine establishment? You know, the person with the personal hygiene that knocked birds out of the sky as they walked in the front door, a 500 pound person in a thong and baby-T, or anything just "Oh. My. Word. How did you think it was acceptable in any shape form or fashion for you to leave the house like that, much less come into my restaurant?"
Edymnion 3 months ago 2
wonk, wonk, wonk.........that ghetto voice is annoying as fuck! lmao
MediaMyselfandI 3 months ago
I LOVE HER!! BRING HER BACK ALL THE TIME!
gratefuleveryday 3 months ago 2
@vivienne222 Best way I've found to ask out a waitress is the most discrete. Leave your number/email and vague description ("Tall guy with the beard" "Blonde in the red dress" etc) along with a large tip.
Not only does it avoid getting them in trouble with management, it makes things much less confrontational. Put the ball in their court, then move on, they'll either call/email or they won't.
Edymnion 3 months ago
This is... the single... most disturbing thing... I've ever seen on YouTube. Grats Mr. Waiterman!
Edymnion 3 months ago 2
I was dressed like a Peacock, but I burned the evidence. I'm enjoying tea. Miss Hostess ma'am? Please wash the shirt before returning it. Thanks! (Great show as usual!)
Nekanie 3 months ago
Do you have any tips on how to ask waiters and waitresses out properly?
I used to have this good looking Australian customer who liked me a lot, but he didn't know how to work it. Instead of asking me my number, he decided to flirt with me in the restaurant. As much as I liked his company, I wanted to stay professional in front of the manager. This guy just didn't get it and kept asking me private questions. He was my favorite too, but I ended up hating him walking in to the restaurant!
vivienne222 3 months ago
thank you thank you thank you! I have been waiting for a video to mention this- there is NOTHING worse than a table who won't sit where you put them. Dumbass, you're put here for a reason- to get the best service! I don't really care where you want to go. Sit your ass down.
ctraxler222 3 months ago
@ctraxler222 They want to choose their seat then complain about service. BI$%! sit down where I tell you. Also, if a server greets you and is taking care of guests right in front of you, don't get upset because you don't get whatever you want immediately. Please do not interrupt me while I am at another table. Really???
joant1221 3 months ago 3
6. Customers who just come in and seat themselves, normally at a dirty table, when I have a queue then get angry when I tell them they can't sit there.
7. Customers in a group of 4 who can't understand why 2s are getting sat before them. A table for 2 cannot fit 4 people!
8. Customers coming to me every 5mins asking where their table is. I told you 30mins!
9. Managers coming to tell me how to do my job, messing it up then walking off.
leandrews27 3 months ago 7
@leandrews27 OMG the people who sit at a dirty table! Queue or not, that's creepy!
mmr11027 3 months ago
My Hostess Pet Peeves:
1. Customers moving from table to table like it's some kind of game.
2. Customers who come in on a Friday/Saturday night and ask why there's a queue.
3. Customers who sit at one table, but put all their bags, coats and belongings on the tables next door.
4. Customers who sit with their chairs as far out as they can go, then sit on the very front. I can't get past you!
5. Customers who are in the queue asking me to ask customers to leave because they want their table.
leandrews27 3 months ago 7
JOHN R. WAITERMAN
Gahagafaga 3 months ago
I fucking love it when I greet a table that has waited an hour 1/2 in a full packed lobby and a huge mofo line waiting out the door trying to mash their way in. *Speil* "Wow, we cant believe how long it takes to get a table here, we saw people after us get one" lol *Oh they made a rezo is y'*, did you not do that or know wht a rezo is, asshat? Well bla bla shithouse 2 blocks down told us 2 hour wait, omg! *Auto table I could give a fuck about.
PillowDood 3 months ago
I love the hostess's (gr?)at my restaurant. Awesome, amazing girls. It's the mngr/owner that fucks up the seating arrangement. My pet-peeve is a person and she's the daughter of the owner. Wannabe celebrity. Your glass has more talent than this girl. It's her personality that made me the woman I am today. I went from sweet to heinous bitch in sixty seconds upon meeting her. So, I hate it when she seats people. It ruins everything!
odddity 3 months ago
BAHAHAHAA I AM ACTUALLY A HOSTESS AT CHEESECAKE FACTORY AND I LOOOOOOVE THIS!!! I HATE when there is a lobby FULL of people and they ask if there is a wait WTF???? our lobby is pretty but people don't just hang out here NOT waiting for a table!
liviecwh 3 months ago