Troll 2 - Spear throwing

[Compass427]

Dwarves <---- need advice

[halloweenfriday]

is that lady gaga @0:28?

[PeeingMyOwnBlood]

That wasn't the scream of a woman, that was Arnold.

[seanleonard5]

"Contains great acting and high quality effects."

[LampshadeCrab]

let me give you some advice you dwarves

[kilkolio]

the spear was flying up into the air was about to come down diagonally then came at him horizontally like someone just walked up and stuck it on him

[TehPieFurYurMom]

Hahahahah pause at 0:57 for his clueless face.

[thedoctorand]

I think he got the point.

[MegaMoonkiller]

PRESS 8 then press 9

[THEHellFeast]

And remember....... TIU TIU TIU TIUTIU TIU TIU TIUTIU

[theYellowplanet1]

MINECRAFT VILLAGERS

[tjmag2]

The spear going through the air was the best editing

[DJBioBain]

Did that spear just transform in mid air????

[TheDubzKing]

that one needs to get off the pipe 0:27

[austeretrifles]

This is unbelievable!

[SmurfAndBuffalo]

First thing you do when goblins invade, just think about it rationally.

Love it.

[collmen111TV]

0:29 ugly mother fucker...

[SamAdamz]

lol

[ToxicHedgehog007]

I used to tell trolls off, until I took a spear to the shoulder.

[ACxaY]

the name of the movie is troll...i dont even wanna ask

[freshsmiles305]

so the troll throws the spear like 30 meters in the air but manages to hit him even when he is standing like 3 meters away from him

[UltraOlaf]

of course these creatures are very uggly...

but look at the goblin at 00:28... his parents are brother and sister!

[ARMIV4]

"Let me give you some advice, you dwarfs. Get out of here, or you're gonna to be in a lot of trouble".

That'll show 'em.

And I think the girl there had to have been the best actress in this entire thing...considering that her big role was to turn into goo and all...

[Anonpartition]

I love how he is standing in a different location when the spear hits him.

[Palmergedd0n]

"Let me give you some advice you dwarves"

DWARVES?? They're all the same size as you!

I will be uploading Troll 2 with funny commentary soon.

[MidKnightRyder36]

Ewoks?

[somethingfellonme2]

best nidalee ever, fucking troll no.1 huehuehueh

[alten1874]

I used to tell OH MY GOOOOOD jokes, but then i took a spear to the shoulder.

[Subatomic1000]

1:03...was he blowing him?

[AntiSocialChannel85]

Like a boss.

[toycommander]

he is throwing a spear.... then its going to hit me!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!

[Sand1pD0s]

this movie is a troll

[frostyguy1989]

Is this shit for real?



[THEFRESHISHERE]

@frostyguy1989 yes

[mofon1]

is this the term troll come from

[2222do]

0:58 Did he just took a breather while he was screaming?

[TehSmellulare]

The joke is that Arnold was deflowering a virgin. 1:07

[RGavin11]

@TehSmellulare Forcefully, I might add ...

[TehSmellulare]

He's wearing boxers...?

[takanodono]

0:06 What are they? they are old, rotten to the bone ewoks

[snakeXL7]

"Maybe I should step a foot to the left to avoid this slow moving spear. Oh my goooooood!"

[louisanthony33]

1:09 sweet mullet alert.

[rocketdestroyer666]

Press 0 repeatedly

[SharpStudio2000]

And remember to not walk up to little trolls that don't look like trolls and speak to them.

And how come he was so close and the spear went so far it took to clips to hit him?

[damasta00138]

@thisbirdhasflown711 "SO BRAVE!!!" - Ron Paul

[philipbabb]

Is Troll 2 on Netflix?

[snakeXL7]

@philipbabb Go to Amazon and get Troll 2: The Nilbog Edition on bluray.

[Sarchale]

"That wasn't the scream of a woman; that was Arnold." Who the fuck talks like that. Seriously.

[akidearest]

seriously was this whole cast related or something?

[carracer1213]

Is that a young Sharon Stone?

[pendlemo22]

when the person was talking to them the goblins faces were all like "what the fuck are you talking about"

[halomanic21]

guess what im gonna watch XD

[E6DeltaGirl]

Rofl... like when was this movie made? xD

[ibeagleek]

THEY'RE SO CUTE! I WANT ONE!

[trc2rockon]

First thing: The what the guy says to the "dwarves" OOH! SO SCARY! yea right...

Second thing: The "dwarves" CLEARLY fake. I mean, I've seen more convincing costumes in Halloween stores...

Third thing: Distance. How could the guy go a couple feet away from the "dwarves", and yet the spear looks like it's traveling over a football field? And how does the sky when the spear flies look bright blue when they're supposed to be in a forest?

Whatever. Ridiculous movie anyway...

[bantexkaa]

He calls them dwarfs? He is about the same hight!

[xRemRooodx]

That guy is an master of womens scream..haha

[freshsmiles305]

If you look closely you can see that the trolls are fake

[kittylactose]

whats that background music that starts @ 0:55 and goes to 1:01 ?

[DarkOrMisunderstood]

Makes perfect sense. Vegan Shape-shifting Coffe-hating Goblins that need to turn humans into plants, because otherwhise, theyy won't be ablee to eat.

Makes perfect, matvellous sense.

[GeorgeTheDoc]

i rofled with the description

[Girlycard100]

Why does he know what Arnold screams like?

[Adammx33]

hey did u guys hear that yell?

[MultiMellows]

the spear didnt even go in deep

[aZnaSsAsSiNo]

I use to give advice, until I took a spear to the shoulder.

[Roxas103]

Terrible. XD

[AwesomeOposum]

I love how that guy was so casual. Just being like "yea, I'll take care of it"

[newfuckingwave]

today in class i almost began to laugh aloud as i thought of this movie

[Leanashe23]

How none of these guys didn't win a best actor oscar I'll never know!!

[Fanofcartoons1994]

@Leanashe23 Because it's wrong to give oscars to bad movies.

[utoobd3wd]

Shaved Ewoks!

[popatire23]

that wwasnt the scream ofa womanthat was arnold.

[pisteador1985]

I always laugh when the music begins 0:54 XD

[Fanofcartoons1994]

Am I the only one who thinks this is the kind of scene that should happen in every movie and even in Disney cartoons (Getting crap past the radar)?

It's , you know, have the main character screaming in pain while the others assume and say, "Sounds to us like he/she was enjoying it!"

[4AJWP]

It's like they got those troll masks from the local costume shop for 25 cents each.

[nanakieverblaze]

I love how he walked like four feet away and the goblin looked like it tossed the spear a couple yards to hit him.

[Xiknyn]

I think i've seen this entire movie out of order

[skullythebloger]

0:28

It's a trollface...within a trollface.

[pissingyouoff2011]

@skullythebloger Trollception.

[017SHAMe]

hahahahha... i'll never get tired of watching clips from this movie.

[MazJax]

He's giving advice to them! And then he's going to give advice to me!

OH MY GOOOOOD

[Headphoneguy92]

I like how he just stands there holding the impaled spear.

[JankyToe]

"Hey did you guys hear that yell?"

"What, both of them?"

[jmcj11]

troll at 0:28 is looking well... definately the best looking out of them all

[TOMKAdrumandbass]

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAH WTF :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[SLAYERMETALLICA357]

Those are the best costumes ever.

[cooldudebailey]

this and OH MY GOD! best parts!

[Foodfast123]

He looks like younger Private Joker from Full Metal Jacket

[LivinWorstNightmare]

Why haven't trolls become as popular as vampires, werewolves or zombies? I think these movies are to blame. Just say the word TROLL and it sounds so fucking stupid.

[Plan11fromouterspace]

@LivinWorstNightmare But, they're goblins...

[KommanderBunBun]

i lol'd when the music started playing

[TTridata]

@KommanderBunBun Me too lol

[umagarandyorton619]

Yes, because he would be speared in the shoulder like that with a spear of that size and wouldn't even fall or anything...

[bcarman14]

i love how unphased she is when some random dude tackles her

[MrWade365]

Best actor ever.

[YourSkyliner]

There was doctor house in this l'oreal commercial just before the clip started. I pretty liked that one.

[mohdilya]

Who directed this goddamn movie?????

[Mainman21345]

The terrified girl is hot

[AllenGray47]

Ace Ventura

[mikeA48]

Best part, the guy drinking the mountin dew at 1:04

[TheNintendAlex]

the dwarfes were digging a hole

[ojideagu]

@MarshStanleyRandall According to Wikipedia:

"The production crew was made up almost entirely of non-English-speaking Italians brought to America by Fragasso; the only fluent English speaker on set was costumer designer Laura Gemser, "

[ojideagu]

@MarshStanleyRandall All the actors are American, the crew are all Italians.

[Kazuyasan9999]

OMG this is the best movie ever

[EpicWinProductions1]

why were they in bed together??

[Joesoj]

@EpicWinProductions1 Yeah, why is this film so homoerotic? Nah like that matters, more to the point why was it ever released!

[ForzeDeMale]

He got troll'd

[chazzyco]

Why did he stop screaming?

[Hempelsparadox]

There they are! Your average Youtube users! OH MY GHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!

[MegaRattlehead666]

7 repeatedly and 0 repeatedly

[bluprint79]

0:46 he only goes like 3 meters away from them

0:50 notice the woods behind him here

0:56 the throws the spear like 50 meters away

0:57 the way he just stands there and waits for the spear to impale him

also notice the different background now

hahahaha this movie is so bad i shit myself from laughter

[ShakerRAM]

@bluprint79 Don't forget the EPIC music when the spear is flying xDDDD

[kittylactose]

@ShakerRAM i so want that music, its to epic to withstand

[ThatNutsAuzzie12]

@bluprint79 and i love it how it don't go deep enugh to kill him

[JimboT2009]

who goes up to a goblin and talks shit to him...thats like going up to a bull shark with steak attached to your head...

[iLoveJackingOn]

it's not racist to call goblins spear chuckers is it?

[lunovintoys]

Contains great acting and high quality effects!

[walruspower60]

I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but the writing, acting and direction in Troll 2 seems to be sub-par.

[ojideagu]

@walruspower60 The people who wrote it were Italian and could not speak English, that's why the script sounds so bad in English.

[ojideagu]

@walruspower60 I know you're joking lol, but it's just amazing that the Italian director didn't ask the American's if the English in the script was good, they just forced them to read their pidgin English word for word.

Even the entire crew were Italian.

[wintersnoob]

The best actor...of his garbage can.

[Medication102]

...Bullseye.

[DYMDDYM]

LOL what LOL LMAO SO HARD!!

[Quiglaid]

Press 6 repeatedly and look at his mouth...

[UESFHNSAKD]

i like the part where the two friends were cuddling in the trailer

[dabears17x]

Blue shirt guy = Normal Internet Goer.

Trolls = Trolls.

Trouble = Ban.

As you can see here, the trolls started trolling. Then, the internet goer tries to reason with the trolls. He tells them to stop trolling or they will be banned. Trolls stop for a second, then go back to trolling.

Remember kids, don't feed the trolls.

[MilesTailsProwerfan9]

@dabears17x The More You Know! XD

Though, seriously, a good lesson for all internet newbies.

[dabears17x]

@MilesTailsProwerfan9 Yup. It's funny because I didn't even know I got top comment until you showed up 8D

[MilesTailsProwerfan9]

@dabears17x *bows* Glad to be of service! :D

[greycardigans]

hold down 6.....do it

[MrConnorRockz139]

there not trolls there midgets in masks!!!

[southbaysurfer2005]

And this is what the intense scene is?!? OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!

[NonstopRam]

WHy am I watching this on my birthday : /

[Kaagh178]

Nerd Impaling. A new sport, for trolls by trolls.

[The2BlaK]

Wow the Ad in the beginning was actually worth watching....

[universe112]

Clearly Arnold was trying to lose his virginity, and he got so close.

[CyberSlayer128]

Thank you, I will always remember to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tergnats]

This is like a script I would write.  >.>

[HanssenHomies]

Im gonna be honest with you, those trolls terrify me.

[BOBMATIONproductions]

hes so swag that hes not afraid to walk up to spear weilding trolls.

[JewkillerXX]

is that Al Gore at 0:28?

[Volcanic9]

@JewkillerXX No I think it might be John McCain, Rush Limbaugh, Dick Cheney, Newt Gingrich, Karl Rove, Donald Rumsfeld, or Richard Nixon given the eggshell white complexion, heavy-set jowls and angry expression.

[27DEMIURGE]

"That wasn't the scream of a woman, that was terrible acting."

[yossieven]

OMG! it is painful for me to see these clips... How ppl were able to see the entire movie?

[LeeAnnOfAlderaan]

@yossieven Drugs... lots of drugs...

[LlameStarcraft]

@yossieven haha im watching it just as we speak.. 11/10 is my rating

[TheMuumio]

@yossieven It's so bad that it's good

[W4lly16]

@TheMuumio Exactly. I watched it last year and I was crying because I was laughing so hard.

[MrJackThompson]

@yossieven i was thinking the same lol

[MrCheckersmcgee]

Ive gotta find this movie somewhere and watch it. it just seems so amazingly bad. like "the room"

[freedomphamtom1]

and we give thanks to junior high,for their participation with costumes in the movie :D

[Sanimangas]

At 0:09 he starts smiling : }

[Carlinagressor]

did he die?

[RollingReel]

the first few seconds after 1:02 ..... I know I wasn't the only one thinking those two guys were in bed with each other....was I?

[universe112]

It's a good thing they had sex before she died.

[Helpertin]

2 People expected him to say OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

[LeeAnnOfAlderaan]

WTF? Arnold walks like 10 feet away, the troll chucks his cheap excuse of a spear like 30 yards, and all the sudden Arnold has different trees behind him.

[Alenthas]

@LeeAnnOfAlderaan woah dude nice observation

[maysao99]

they speared him... and then they're gonna spear me!... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

[spongebobsmokes]

Ohnono,that wasn't the scream of a virgin woman,that was Arnold

[treyman120605]

look at that old school mountain dew can

[KungFuCookie1337]

Theres a spear in my chest... i should.. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[iputonthebrakes]

Press 6 repeatedly!! WHY YOU HITTIN YOURSELF?

[scottski02]

I want to deflower a virgin!

[tubelogicat]

I heard something metallic when the dude drank from the can

[karanjhalaguy16578]

press 0 for porn