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  • WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU FACE JET LEE OR JACKIE CHAN

  • he just goes and goes and goes ..until he gas out, which takes like 2 mins ^^

  • He is the shit. I do, however, hate the little peas on the chest.. : P

  • i think ne one who talks shit about kimbo is an idiot. the never claimed once to be something he's not, he took the ride, didnt mail it in at all, never slacked, gave it his best shot, had a little success, but ultimately failed, who are you more mad at? this guy or the 3rd baseman hitting .216 and making $6 million a yr? or better yet. juan howard or kurt thomas's ole bum assess making $10 mil a year for being 7ft pieces of garbage

  • Too bad he sucks in MMA. At least the UFC cashed in on him while they could.

  • Illuminati*

  • kimbo vs. tito

  • looks like a mortal kombat fighter

  • lmao he said i enjoy puffin on a blunt XD

  • Kimbo Slice vs Afro-Zilla

    Thats a match!

  • Kimbo vs Pacquiao

  • If you go by appearances, I would say Kimbo Slice fits right in there with the best of them, but if you go by actual skills, I'd have to sayTito Ortiz's dumbass is correct. Kimbo would get crushed. His loss at the hands of Seth Petraseli was a farce. It's a good thing he got out before sufferring a REAL LOSS.

  • It's Hilarious listening to Joe Rogan and these other BUFOONS brag about Kimbo Slice. For them, it's all about how scary Kimbo looks rather than actual skills he learned.

  • LOL! Ray Mercer was FAT and out of shape!

    MMA is best suited for guys with an extensive highschool wrestling background and martial arts training. Kimbo's raw bare knuckle street fighting could be easily polished and fine tuned for boxing rather than MMA. I wasn't surprised at all that he didn't last in MMA.

  • Good fighter or bad fighter. Kimbo Slice gets credit for having a bad ass childhood nickname and for his determination.

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  • @wowfreak62 - Speak for yourself...faggot.

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    F.Y.I.

    It's MEN, not Mans you iliterate dumbass.

  • @Solowizard hey wanker what about we are not Englis/American and we try to speak your language? who is the Dumbass now? tryin to be smart in correcting peoplle? how many languages do you speak Mr English Teacher? shut da fuck up

  • omg this is sick all dudes get an orgams by watching when two mans fight a giants and break their brains

  • kimbo im john i challence you 

  • why do you have to give up sex to be a top fighter?

    i understand smoking and drinking, but sex is a healthy thing that you do maybe once or twice a week that takes up no time at all inya free private time, whats that gotta do with it

  • @JordanDinstrumentals Its about focus. You dont just train your body, you train your mental as well. When you are strong enough to not get distracted by anything (even sex), you can be sure that you can concentrate on a 100% scale on your task. Which is in this case, fighting.

    On the other hand, i agree with you.

  • @JangosSoulja i see whatya saying, but thats just like saying dont go home and watch tv after training, dont go home and eat, dont go home and play games , dont go home and read books, because you will be focusing on different things when you do so

  • @JordanDinstrumentals You forget a very important and yet, small part. Sex is a basic human instinct, watching TV and reading is not. Sex comes from the sub-conscious, watching TV and reading are conscious actions. You THINK you control your erection, however it has been proven that in many casses of impotency and/or extreme sexual acts, the sub-conscious mind is in control. Now you may understand fully what i was saying.

  • @JordanDinstrumentals You forget a very important and yet, small part. Sex is a basic human instinct, watching TV and reading is not. Sex comes from the sub-conscious, watching TV and reading are conscious actions. You THINK you control your erection, however it has been proven that in many cases of impotency and/or extreme sexual acts, the sub-conscious mind is in control. Now you may understand fully what i was saying. If not, feel free to ask.

  • @JangosSoulja ok fair enough man i appreciate whatya saying, just a curious one isnt it

  • kimbo is a fake dosent deserve to be in the octagon.

  • tito has no room to tlk... he sucks

  • Why did he have to give up sex?

  • @liedABOUTmyAGE in any fighting sport if you want to last, you have to give up sex while training because once you're in the ring you will gas

  • Baz routin is a legend.

  • kimbo would kick the crap out the fucking titty boy ortiz!

  • puff puff pass mother fucker if u love the blunts thumbs up

  • Fuck u tito haha jk

  • where is part 3?

  • i knew god was black.

  • giving up the sex really counted and was worth it

  • Why sex?

    Sex produces testesteron and this gives you energy and agression..

  • Kimbo has no type of cardio

  • 1 name... seth petruzelli :D

  • @dandabestest no mitrione !!!!

    the only one that really crushed kimbo, thank god that hype is over

  • omg i saw dat fight wit him and dat dude and i swear i almost thru up from the damage kimbo did to his face : /

  • song @2:46 ?

  • sometimes i want to fight inside the ring,using my mouse lol

  • pause at 4:15 hes missing a finger :L

  • America is the most violent country in the world, its almost reverted back to medieval times with all americans love for a fight and blood lust.

  • @boshankers12 You know what is a genocide, right?

  • he should go boxing!

  • 2:30 - no sex!!?!?

    wtf?

  • tito is a lil bitch he needs to go get his ass beat like always. but he is right though put him in the ring with a good figter hes done

  • @villaronaldofan no shit if you put any ameture that has just joined UFC with a good fighter of course they will lose. thats such a dumb statement. Oh my god if you put a professional chess player against a rookie the rookie will lose NO SHIT CAPTIAN OBVIOUS!

  • What the fuck is Joe Rogan doing wearing a Du-rag. Trying to be cool. Kimbo should've went into boxing thogh.

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  • kimbo should have went into boxing he would have been killer

  • tito ortiz is best...

  • @ernestoeeh

    That's highly debatable.

  • song @2:47 ?

  • i am literally the toughest person on the planet. it is 100% true that i will beat anyone in a fight. MY LAST VIDEO WAS BANNED FOR BEING TOO INTIMIDATING. SEE FOR YOURSELF IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME. I GUARENTEE IF YOU SEE ME YOU WILL AGREEE.

  • he got his ass beat by matt

  • fuck kimbo slice !!!

  • @5:51 that was a lame comment...

    have some respect and don't lower yourself to making a comment like that; a comment normally used by a small number of white racist people against black people. ova & out.

  • kimbo is in ufc now??

  • teto sucks cock so he is a pussy and needs to shut up and get wooped by chuck on uf

  • how bout all u niggas stop hating on kimbo one he would have a reason to loose mma and street fighting is a whole different story i would love to see one of you to stand up in the street with kimbo please youl get your shit split homie .

  • I Hadn't finished.. read below and there are a number of puff arses that would do this and that to Kimbo? Hello..... HELLO... don't see you on the TV, radio or local press or on Kimbos website saying the same, it won't cost you anything.. come on then lets have you all say these things to his face, all you have to do is be prepared to knocked spark out. First thing a coward needs is an audience. No he's not a muslim either, he fights hand to hand rather than blowing up the arena.

  • I'm from the UK, and like the rest of the world any new sporting talent that comes along we are all experts and usually the majority of us bring the sportsperson down. To those of you like that, step in the ring with kimbo, you'd shit yourself really wouldnt you. Kimbo is a good soul, he doesnt slag off his opponents and shows respect in interviews as,skills aside, he sees his opponents with the same daily struggles as he has, mouths to feed and a career. He's humble too

  • lol on kimbos first fight,against that former HW boxing champion,that kinda old black guy,i would bet anyone that the same thing would happen if kimbo fought james toney in a mma cage,james is an idiot,calling out kimbo,lesnar,chuck.Cant wait to see james get fucked up!

  • lol had to give up smoking, sex, did i say smoking? the ol night caps, puffin on a blunt. ah the good ol days with kimbo lol

  • His name got killed pretty quickly.. now hes in movies and commercials.

  • whats the song @2:45 ?

  • Hes probably a really nice guy, but like Tito said, he doesnt deserve to be in UFC just because he beat fat guys in a backyard somewhere. Not yet anyway.

  • kimbo should SUCK MY BALLS

  • il still sit kimbo on his ass with or with out his shitty skiils

  • kimbo pwns every1 hes a perfect killing machine i love your hits man ur the best

  • Toney would mess him up

  • Didnt This Cat Tryout For Boxing Or Did Fight Back In Da Day? Would Explain All The Beat Downs He Has Given For The Last 7 Years On Da Net.

  • ahh ok yeas i am moslen have you aproblem with that ?

  • Everyone knows he isn't a natural for mma. But how many mma fighters would he knock out in a bare knuckles street fight where they fist fight until someone can't continue. I think he would be whoopin" a whole lot of azzes!LOL

  • Titto would get banged by KImbo

  • is kimbo slice moslem ??

  • what the hell is a moslem? You mean a muslim? No. It's more commonly referred to as a beard.

  • mad cunt LOL

  • @mdh2k10 moslem is the way baby boomers (people born around 1950s because obviously you dont know history) pronounced and spelled muslim, lrn2history

  • He from the Bahamas

  • Kimbos my man, he used to play ball, so did I, now i like to fight because of him, hes proof you can do what u set ur mind to. I know everyone hates him but damn dude, he did it. He made a 100 grand when he lost to petruzellie and i say more power to him. Now hes in the ufc and has a better game, I do wanna see him fight a brawler like kongo, that would be a good fight.

  • As Tito Ortiz said....put him in the cage with a good ufc mma fighter and he will get crashed in a minute.

  • houston alexander was pretty good.

  • shutup!! 50 years ago we'de have you upsidedown with a fuckin fork up your ass!!!

  • lol, good old Kramer. no i completely oppose niggers. im just making a point.

  • @TheRhyannon no disrespect but tito ortiz talks to much anybody knows that!

  • @TheRhyannon true i think kimbo slice is street fighter but he does have a hard hand. he does get to much public attention cause he was good on the streets but the mma fighters are more skilled and trained.kimbo will lose to a real mma fighter unless he gets a good hit on him

  • @TheRhyannon thats cause he fights like a real man toe to toe not all that bullshit kicking and grabing on each other like the guys do in the ufc ( nothing against the league cause i love the ufc) but put him and your best guy from the ufc into someones back yard fighting toe to toe like a real mand and none of that kicking and grabbing legs and shit and kimbo will when

  • @TheRhyannon

    Kimbo is as an Ape - not so far away from the tree

  • @TheRhyannon get crushed my ass his record is 3-2 crushed each fight relii you retard.

  • @TheRhyannon shut ur mouth punk or youll get a fat cock in your pussy and ass

  • @TheRhyannon dez fukin haters

  • @TheRhyannon and yet.. he didnt

  • @XennonMc Kimbo was kocnk out by Seth petruzelli In the first seconds of the fight haha and it was his first Professional MMA fight.

  • @TheCrewslayer wtf kid, do you even watch mma? that was one of his last fights if not the last with elitexc and if you knew anything you would know that seth is a pretty good fighter, and just like every fighter in mma, you can and will get caught eventually.

  • @TheRhyannon oh really? ask houstan alexander how it felt to get dominated by kimbo

  • @TheRhyannon he is in ufc and he won at least a few fights so what you want

  • @TheRhyannon OKAY I GET WHAT YOUR SAYING BUT IF YOU PUT TITO ORTIZ AGIANST KIMBO WHO DO YOU THINK WOULD GET KNOCKED OUT? TITO!! TITO WOULD GET HIS ASS KICKED HE HAS NO STAND UP GAME. KIMBO WILL KNOCK HIM SILLY! TITO IS A LI'L BITCH WHO BACKS DOWN TO FIGHTER WHO WILL WHOOP HIS ASS!! THATS A FACT!!! KIMBO HAS HEART AND CAN TAKE A BEATING. MUCH RESPECT TO KIMBO!!

  • this information is incorrect, his childhood nickname is not Kimbo Slice, if I remember correctly, the "slice" name came from the first fight with Big D when he "sliced" his eye lid open

  • fuck u tito u never put on a good show!

  • kimberly slice! Should fight the ICE MAN.

  • kimbo would get completly dominated by any real mma fighter.. not to say hes not an amazing fighter. but hes not experienced enough and not good on the ground as a boxer hell yeah but get him on the mat and he dont know what to do

  • quisiera pelear y que me graven contra kimbo a ver si me ayudan a contactarme con el soy de sinaloa mi telefono es98562-3589 por favor ayudenme a pelear con el

  • he's a field nigger

  • @mddarch stop by my gym chump for a free MMA lesson, you will walk in and be carried out bitch.

  • Fedor would destroy him

  • people are so naive, it is fake! just like santa claus!

  • kimbo .............ohhh colombia te aclama

  • Why would you have to quit sex?

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  • Willbackbone -

    Its obvious that you are full of shit when u say that you have scored pro MMA bouts... u might have done so from your couch but thats it. Ya Roy Won. i knew he would. the way he did it was weak as shit but hey it worked. he did it twice to get to the UF championship. Roy is a vet thats been a champion in many other legues. Kimbo is a bad ass and he did fucking win the fight vs Houston. Houston alexander is a dumb ass that cant keep a strategy

  • You don't know me . I have scored several bouts and personally know many of the top fighters. Living in CA and having a second home in Las Vegas I see a lot of the fighters, have rolled with some of them, never said I was a MMA fighter. Jiu Jitsu is my game, I am not a name dropper but recently I got to roll with one of the UFC champions he is 45 lbs smaller than me and dominated me but didn't sub me for 4 minutes. A win is a win and Roy won. This is not brawling go back to TMZ & Tiger's stuff

  • @S1L4sLucas wats fake about it?

  • the fighting

  • @S1L4sLucas this isnt WWE...lmfaoo

  • i know but its fake all the same

  • "I would love to call a Kimbo fight. That would be badass" - Joe Rogan.

    Guess what, he just did! cool shit

  • Kimbo is a chump and a coward. He came in and was supposed to be this Bad ass and Roy Nelson whipped his ass and when he got a second shot he pussied out and blamed his knee what a puss, he's no real MMA fighter only a street thug. I laughed at his cowardly ass last night.

  • WHY DONT U FIGHT HIM ...... ?

  • I'd  knock that chump out, Your CAPS LOCK is stuck DUMMY

  • He beat Houston Alexander tonight you fucking jackass.

  • If a fight that was decided in the dressing room. Houston won rounds 1 and 3 and kimbo round UFC has to much $ on Kimmybo for him to lose a decision the figth was Houtson 29-28 winning IMO and I have scored Pro MMA Bouts before.

  • Lets see you do what he did.. I myself would like to laugh at a coward.

  • yea but now hes in the ufc cuz he beat houston alexander.......he aint a pussy he smart stop being a hater live your life dont worry bout his fag

  • you wouldn't call me anything but "Sir" if you were in the gym going one on one against me chump.

  • He didn't beat H. Alexander buddy, Alexander gave him the fight.

  • shut up he rocked him over and over houston was scared to hit him but doesnt mean he gave him the fight.....stop making excuses for fight wins and give kimbo his respect he has had a hard life

  • I'm sorry I forgot you were a member of his family. Houston wasn't scared of him, he just acted like he has no experience at MMA at all. That's why Alexander got fired from UFC.

  • @SuperEDAV please tell that retard how meny time kimbo slamed him...lol

  • @babycabelalex was supper scared to fight him my friend

  • yea kimbo is nasty, babycabel is retarded...but kimbos arthritis is gonna hurt him in the future though!

  • @SuperEDAV that arthritis shit is kinda fucked up but at least he shut alot of ppl up

  • Nick Diaz !!!!!!

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  • bruce lee wud knock the fuck out of kimbo slice

  • that bitch who comments in the beginning and end is terribly stupid!

  • I will kick all ur asses!!! I have been watching chuck norris movies and been taking shotokan for a month now!!!!

  • Why do they leave out the part we he got his ass knocked out in under a second?

  • hell ya kimbo keep puffin on those blunts

  • i hate when they take it to the ground in mma stand up so your balls cang hang!!!!

  • why would you have to give up sex? wouldent you think they would promote it? sex is a workout all in its own wtf.

  • Kimbo's a machine. He needs to train himself to stand up to that gay 90% of the match dry humping each other on the floor MMA shit, and they'll let him in.

  • Kimbo needs more mma training, then he could be good. rather than losing to fat country nelson in his fight on ultimate fighter.

  • aye kimbo can take punches people need to understand he still a rookie thou but yea sometimes in mma all they do is lay on the ground for 3 mins and that looks gay and boring at times i like ufc matches where they are standing up most of the time

  • yo man i respekt what u got to say about kimbo. all he need to do is work on his ground game and his conditioning and he can be on top of mma no matter if its ufc or any other league.

    gud shit bruh

  • On the flip side, I've yet to see any ufc match be impressive, most turn into nothing but pathetic wrestling matches where these guys are "training" for years or decades and still don't even know how to get out of the simplest of holds.. how ridiculous the sad state of most "martial arts" today.

  • How about you get in the ring and go to the ground with a professional fighter, and then you can talk about it being pathetic. Obviously you have no knowledge of fighting whatsoever.

  • Ok.

    No..no knowledge of fighting at all...just been training for 25 years in true fighting oriented Gung-fu, been in real street fights for my life with people on drugs and alcohol who are twice my size, throwing punch after punch non stop to try and smash your face to pieces while screaming die, die, die with each blow, no gloves, no rules, no ref, no one to help you and was able to block, move, counter, get out of holds, stop the person and escape several times.. but I know nothing..ok, ha

  • So that gives you the right to criticize other fighters?

  • No, the first amendment gives me the right, just as it gives you the right to critique my comments too. Being experienced in real fighting only makes me a bit more qualified in judgment.

  • My bad then. I thought you were another guy who just sits back and talks shit about fighters not being able to fight when they haven't had any fighting experience themselves. I have been training in Gracie jiu jitsu for about 8 months and Muay Thai for about 5 now. And it just frustrates me when people that don't know shit about fighting and have never experienced it, talk shit about it.

  • No problem and yes I agree with you..I'm not what you call a "youtube" toughguy, though I'd hoped that my id would have shown that I have some martial arts training at least, lol. thanks

  • lol, my bad man. I've never even heard of the style "gung fu".

  • In China it's really the same as Kung-fu, but in Cantonese it's spelled with a "G" as in chi-gung or Chi-kung, in Mandarin it's spelled with a K. But we use the G spelling because in the US most Kung-fu has become so watered down and is little more than altered karate so we use gung-fu to differentiate between the more traditional and modern. If you ever see some of the older Kung-fu movies and listen closely you'll hear them actually saying "gung-fu" most of the time too. Keep up the training!

  • Ahh got it. The second I read Gung-Fu the first thing I thought is that it was related to was Kung-Fu lol. I've only been training in Gracie Jiu Jitsu for like 8 months, and Muay Thai for about 5  but I'm only 17 so I have a lot of time to grow. My Jiu Jitsu instructor is a brown belt, but he got his purple belt from Carlos Gracie Jr. himself, so I know that he knows what he's doing lol.

  • Very good. I started my own training at 14 but really got into it at 16 so your at a good age. Gracie stuff seems to be pretty good overall, nice going.

  • you're so full of shit gungfuman

    ur probly a 5'5'' 10th grader

  • LMOA....Oh dam... you found me out...darn, excuse me.... I have to do my homework and get to sleep, school tomorrow, lol.

  • well youd have to be if ur sitting on ur computer bragging about ur kung fu moves on youtube

  • Talking about them in response to a query is not bragging about them.

  • MMA will tear him up he smoked did drugs an has yet to have a real match i see nothing outa him beside the fact i think the guys a lil retarded MMA train a life time this guy has 4 months of training

  • yeah but most of the MMA fighters only trade punches and he can go pound for pound. skill aient everything