The East Ridge Song

[iTzTsunami]

Bitch assssssss song fucking wasted my time

[iTzTsunami]

FUCK EAST RIDGE

[SyDDaKilla]

Good old East Ridge Man I Hate This Place!

[anothervirtamundo]

I love east ridge

[RittingsTN]

I'm a brit that's just moved to East Ridge (just of Ringgold Road)... I love it!! It's certainly better than the shitty little town I used to live in (in England)... that place just smells of jizz!! lol

[randomperson8225]

this is clearly not East Ridge High School is kentucky lol

[FastLittleFilly]

@randomperson8225 No, this is Tennessee XD

[LKVince11]

I live in East Ridge and can't stop singing this now. It's really not that bad here but you do have to have a sense of humor about it.

[BADRACR1]

Cool!

[fin781]

haha, this is great, sums it all up

[dreamkasts]

I wonder if spradleys car stereo is still there? Havent been back in abt 10 years. I remember when i first started to drive i used to be afraid to drive in the tunnel into chattanooga so I would go the long way.

[Rasimbacko2]

i live in er close to c.jordan mite not be big but its welcomin plcae nd fuk yall haters

[lojosol]

lol this song is great! i've lived in east ridge since '94. for 2006 this is very accurate.

[kkslider73]

Mark Bookout is my step-uncle lol

[brainerdrebel]

East Lake East.

[tuck0006]

funny..but at the same time, sad...because it's all true. i grew up in east ridge. back in the 80s, it was considered a good place, and was more or less "upscale" for the mostpart. i moved away, and came back three years ago. i couldn't believe how much it's went south. it's like rossville was way back when...and that's not good. if it keeps moving in the direction is is now, it WILL be rossville as it is now. it's sad. really sad. dishonest city leaders and redneck cops don't help.

[loripad]

whatever yhu guys are haters, hatin off my town.

l0ll but yeah,its iight(:

[Sorbera420]

your town is a shithole

sorry to tell you

[58lions]

@Sorbera420 I'm sorry, does YOUR town have a theme song?

[Sorbera420]

this song is for ridge

[Sorbera420]

what a fucking shit hole town

[ProfChaos01]

I fucking hate living here.

[juggalotus847]

@ProfChaos01 actully i love living here

[damnbacon88]

I miss Uncle Bud's.

[01kanefan]

me too

[rjacksn1966]

Pretty funny since that's my hometown. Why no mention of the 4000 red lights from the tunnel to Camp Jordan? It was much different in the '70's. Glad I got out.

[KaufyBoy21]

hhaaha i go to East Ridge High but it's in Minnesota

[unclereko]

They forgot the tough white gangsters...they'll mess you up.

[tuck0006]

you mean wiggers?

[blacnwh1te]

ths place is a shit hole of inbreds. i know, i used to live there.

[cayleeNjonathan]

east ridge is tooo weak,

[ilovemocs]

Hilarious...but true.

[jocwalk]

I'm surprised they didn't touch on the dubious political history of East Ridge.  Also, am I the only one who noticed the first police car they showed was actually a Chattanooga PD car, not an East Ridge PD car?

[mrunkn0wnx]

Bi-Lo use to be Red Food.

[mrunkn0wnx]

East Ridge rocks!

[danceklubgirl78]

i am from east ridge and i will fuck you up

[azdrifter520]

this is so catchy im gonna be singing this when i go visit my folks in east ridge

[nidexiaohouzi]

You makin' fun of my home town??? You best not.... Better use this as a tourist promo video to show da world wut america is all about!!! (Jus no more fereners... we get enuff of dem 'round here 'n they donno how to tip... (i work at Wally's).

[goku5147]

same here

[FastLittleFilly]

LOL ain't that the durn truth. Lived here all my life.

[1983parrothead]

Is Chickamauga, GA, a better place to live? I live there and it seems quiet, rural and doesn't have as many attractions as East Ridge. However, it's kind of growing.

[KatellaGate]

Whoa! Not so fast... That cop car at 0:45 is from the Chattanooga PD, not East Ridge. Trust me, I know the difference, and I'd rather be busted by East Ridge. JK.

[eolskey23]

i live there 2

[Mollinatorgrrr]

um.. wow.

[Mattymaddi]

i live there! it rokz...not.

[rustyshackleford01]

The "good" Bi-Lo is now Super Bi-Lo and the "bad" Bi-Lo is in the same shopping center as the East Ridge Flea Market, the site of a recent murder (a man was run over)

[13ryan14]

lol, i live in ER, go to the highschool also. awsome place.

[danieldude19]

lol i live in east ridge and found this lol

[Juggernaut3456]

I'm glad my little hick town has a theme song lol. Uncle Bud's is gone now.

And holy shit 1.39 a gallon for gas.

[metallica72487]

lol this song is so funny i use to live there probally when this song is made now i live in ringgold which is probally even shitter they should make a song about it

[chaulden216274]

can anyone help me find someone in east ridge we used to go to a place on brainard road it used to do karaoke on sundays i thinkloads of tattooers ask her what her trade is then if you are right in telling me i will send you 300 dollers to you this is not a joke then you can forward her e mail to me i would love to speak to her again tell her we were the Irish people who came and my name was jim good luck 300 dollers is there for you but i need to know her trade then the moneys yours

[chaulden216274]

lol im from the uk we stayed in east ridge we were working there must say it was a bit of a dump though we did like the night club electric cowboy anyone know if its still going

[Juggernaut3456]

Electric Cowboy is still up and running at East Gate mall.

[igethighh420]

HA i lived right between brainerd and east ridge, and DAMN man...if there was a city who had all the fucked up people holed up in one place it was EAST RIDGE!

[isTHATaHEMI]

hahah i live in ER it fuckin sucks all there is to do is fuck with ricers

[Guitarded14]

Damn I know and been to every single place they sang about they even showed my school lol. I found it funny how they included cops, cops around here are dicks and if you get pulled over for having some ganja in the car you won't be getting just a ticket! My friend had a incredibly small roach in the car and we got arrested and for some reason the cop was furious the whole time even though we cooperated 100%! I can't wait till I turn 18!

[podgecmc]

...maybe because a roach, even an incredibly small one, is still drug posession.

[Guitarded14]

Yes I relieze it is drug posession. My main point though is that there are way to many cops and that most of them(not all!) seem to have a slightly mean personality. The rest of the post was chronic induced ranting lol.

-peace and 420

[chaulden216274]

can you help have a look on east ridge for me im from the uk need to find someone you may be able to help i will pay you 300 dollers if you can help me and no this is not a joke

[bbbwuaha19]

I live in Ringgold...I win

[habsrule3456]

REDNECKS

[CamaroTBI]

damn back when gas was 1.39.

[brainerdrebel]

East Lake East, Black Bottom East , Rossville Blvd. East,

Wait till we get the water park, rednecks wet.

[jdanielbell]

This is great. You should do one for Red Bank.

[buxboyzane]

I resent that they pulled all the oppossum crossing signs out on Frawley Road. Although with all this road construction, all the port-o-lets are kindly handy!

[originaldust]

think east ridge is bad? try living in dalton

[rustyshackleford01]

ha you aint kiddin

[biggadaddy76]

this is one fucked up racist ass city cracker ridge

[anothervirtamundo]

um..

[CamaroTBI]

ok ok east ridge isnt that bad people come on

[podgecmc]

Yes it is. I live in East Ridge. I wrote this song. It is an accurate, if dated, description of the town. If anything, it is complimentary.

[CamaroTBI]

i live in east ridge too. im talkin about the comments people wrote.

[rustyshackleford01]

East Ridge is the toilet of Chattanooga

[anothervirtamundo]

bahahaha. good way of putting it... :/

[rankar1]

Yes, that city is a true shit hole..

[masonbuster]

That's What you get when you let a bunch of masonic devil's running your city. Then you vote in liquior by the drink. It won't be long before East Ridge looks like 23rd street.

Which masonic devils am I talking about, Vince Dean, Fred Pruttet, Larry Sewell, Curtis Adams, Tom Card, and the list goes on

[KatellaGate]

More Cowbell! It represents the pulse of East Ridge.

[skittlelady]

15 years of my life.

wasted in east ridge.

i absolutely hate it here but i wouldnt have it any other way.

lol :]

or would i?

o.O

[allstarsmyass]

I live in East Ridge and I am proud to say that I hate this shithole with a fiery passion that burns deep in my soul

[kg4yuv]

I'm a Comcast installer and I HATE going to East Ridge...this video is so true

30 MPH, cops everywhere, check cashing places, white trash

[cindysk8er]

So true! I was a great place to live 15 years ago.

[cindysk8er]

Hood rats winning. White-trash joining up with the hood rats. Already had an incident where a combo gang blocked the road.

[CamaroTBI]

im 15 and haved lived in east ridge since i was born..and yes it SUCKS BALLS.There is NOTHING to do

[jdonahoo]

East Ridge is the hairy armpit of Chattanooga

[Ludacrisp1]

Reminds me of goin' to jail with my dad. Love that town!

[BartFTW]

There is never anything to do in East Ridge... it sucks.

[BOBILLBAJO]

This song always cheers me up

[halifaxtothemax]

lmao.

[knoxmx5]

I grew up in East Ridge back in the 80s. What a great place to live back then. Now, it is depressing to go back and visit. What a shame.

[agentx42]

Funny, when I moved to ER 27 years ago it was a mirror image of Mayberry. Now it's exactly like the song says, just cops and check-cashing places. This is a sad little burg and would be better off of it were bulldozed to the ground.

[strokwilinter]

HAHA, i love it

[blkbishop112]

I miss the Gator Tail at Uncle Buds, but the big fish is in Fort O now.

[skilldren]

I lived over on Missionary Ridge for years. This song nails East Ridge perfectly. Damn cops everywhere.

[Xvirtamundo1991X]

uncle buds closed?

nooo.

all those hats on the ceiling..

[anemicls]

haha East ridge sucks.

[mast3rcarp3nt3r]

too bad uncle buds is closed for good.

[1983parrothead]

And was bought by Buck's Pit BBQ to become "Buck's BBQ & Catfish". I remember seeing the advertisement for Uncle Bud's new location opening in Fort Oglethorpe, GA. It showed one of the fish from the menus of Uncle Bud's, wearing a cap while driving a moving truck.

[josiahq]

loved it 5 years ago, love it now