That Silly Union Speech

[matthewthecoolkid]

John Boehner's face says, "Oh god, more bullshit from this guy..." XD

[beawulf9]

Ite, what's this whole girlfriend thing about. Sounds funny.

[IanBidTV]

LOL

[KneezBees]

religion oriented anxiety ftw!

[burntoastvideos]

Please don't listen to the trolls Peter. This stuff is seriously great.

[rahulrrao]

Oh man, petercoffin, you're a dumbass. Stop wasting your time

[RefutingSkellyism]

This guy is more in love with hearing himself talk than in offering any thing substantively funny! What a cunt!

[droptozro]

@RefutingSkellyism

What a hypocrite... sad that I just seek a friend's page and come across yours and your hateful comments. You think you truly obey and imitate Christ? by calling others rude names that have no actual bearing on the reality of one's condition? Ridiculous, bridle your tongue and go repent!

[wc1hater]

Haha! This is funny, and oh-so true. A true independent, free-thinking, not-so-one-sided person.

Subscribing.

Still... stupid Republicans (smart Republicans are very few and will know to ignore this message).

[buickbrat]

The Idiot "Parling Lot Grocery Cart Collector"(Obama) couldn't even manage a cash register at Winn Dixie..OBAMA=HISTORICAL FAILURE...

[haveyouseencrazy]

Ron Paul Or Trump you decide.

[DukeofUSA]

I am a conservative and I agree!

[biggerthanblue]

Hi.



[GeBitteable]

Careful with this game young billy boy im 507 years older than you are and im telling you now that Cause and effect like logics goes hand in hand so keep reasonating for yourself before its to late to get out of the game that always fails.

[zomerzault]

how does it feel to fail at life?

[ocxboi]

I have the most beautiful girlfriend ever. I love her. I hope I can marry her one day. My love, my only one, Kimi Kobayashi. I hope she reads these!

[CherThinksPink]

So... Hows your fake girlfriend?

[bjwnavigator]

I love this! Hahaha

[Chanchowlee]

kimi loves this fucker

[DeadbeatFish]

Because every fucking comment has to say the same fucking thing about the same fucking topic.

How fucking stupid are you people?

Grade schoolers?

[jeffsshow]

Well at least we know Obama has a wife

[matthewxbrown]

hhaha you have a fake girlfriend

[axdurian2]

HEY HOWS KIM (aka your HAND) ??

[Dinkydau00]

ye aren't funny at all

[0NOJ]

I'd rather watch Rebecca black than this.

[xiangyun119]

hey. at least you're more famous now, thanks to xiaxue.

[johnseveru]

where is your scarf?

[MiguelAMX1]

That poor lee na ying girl has to deal with her name all over the web because your stupid ass had to make up some altered life about her even considering you. Your a sick stupid man and i hope you delete your channel. You repulse me, I dont care if you make a hundred imaginary girlfriends. Just not that other girls have to even see her name with your name in the same sentence. have a nice life asshole. Hope this serves you right you racist UNFUNNY intolerable boy.

[prstars]

ew.

[PantsuPantsu]

You got fucked up with the fake girlfriend. wow

[spartan2527]

EVERYONE UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!

[LaciFrerrtani]

Okay look here,you're not bright. Sending lawyer stuff to Xiaxue from YOUR Gmail account HA,my mom works in the legal field. I showed her what Xiaxue posted up. She said it was all BULLSHIT,because a real lawyer would of sent it from his/her business email,dumb dumb. But its okay you can go use your hand Kimi tonight to make you feel better. Wow,you're pathetic. You life is nothing,but a lie. You better just let this shit die down with Xiaxue,and stop posting/sending more lies.

[hauntingrequiems]

Looooooooser.

[GuyThtPeesSittinDown]

I hate ragheads.

[PrivateGarland]

Hey man don't commit suicide. There's so much to live for.... like real girlfriends... and not fake girlfriends... I'm sure there are girls out there that are interested in.... what ever it is that you are...

[krazayfilms]

FUCKING LOSER, GO GET HAVE SEX WITH YOUR FAKE GIRLFRIEND

[L33Tspartan]

hows your girlfriend?

[beccababyy08]

So, how is your made up girlfriend of 8 months doing? HAHAHAHAHA. Xiaxue ripped you a new asshole. (:

[zildjianuo7]

@beccababyy08 Ahahah I was trying to find a video that allowed comments just to say the same thing!

Peter your whole YouTube video producing career is completely over and there's nothing that you can do about it. LOL Serves your ass right for taking a picture of some girl and making her your fake girlfriend while insulting everyone throughout the process.

[princessdeneen]

I want your shirt.

[tnoyy34rt]

Obama rocked that speech, so it's great we finally have an intelligent President.

[Sugardaddy501]

@tnoyy34rt Intelligent at lying to all of us.

[shaithis80]

@tnoyy34rt I wouldn't necessarily call Obama intellgient for keeping gas prices high and keeping costs of higher educatoin and medical costs high. I'd give Obama intelligence though for knowing enough to guarantee himself a 1 term presidency. NOBAMA 2012 :)

[Baboonaiih]

I wish Obama ran Canada. We would happily have him :D

[socold18]

HEY!!! my birthday is in april!!! and yea it is an awesome game.. haha

[AxelDemyxFanGirl]

XD! Sarah Palin made me LOL

[1nationalist]

I feel like it actually would've been a lot more impactful if Obama had just gone out there, said "we have to do better" and then left

[ksol1460tv]

1:31 is GOLD.

[HALFxLIFExII]

BEST MOVIE EVER!!!! (Scott Pilgrim)

[mallupayans]

wow!! try using captions and use the one that uses google voice to word thing!! hehehe

[PazouwhProductions]

Amazing! Best Speech Ever by Far!

[ObviouslyBenHughes]

Thanks for ruining the ending of Mr. and Mrs. Smith for me.

[OshaBriefs]

Ha ha! This was entertaining and I appreciate your efforts to spread awareness of US Internal Affairs. I work for a survey company doing political surveys (yes, it's a blast, I love my job so much e__e ) and I am repeatedly stunned by how much people don't know or don't care what is going on in their own country.

I enjoyed the vid, thanks!

[SlechteNaam]

1:32 is hilarious thumbs up if you paused to read it ;)

[falakalak]

All i can think of is the autotune o,o

[iam1in1]

We have to do better.......Thank you. LOL fucking hilarious!!

[Metapopolis]

This reminds me of how I lost my school captainship.

[pilot1115]

stop at 2:34 and look at his shirt:)

[indubiteblyl0veporn]

That neon pink tie is radiating

[IansCheese]

We can do better.............thanks everyone

[Zirus101]

angry birds t-shirt

[petercoffin]

@Zirus101 Because it's an awesome game!

[Zirus101]

@petercoffin it is tho, aha

[MRrobotoe]

@petercoffin I thumbed up your butt in this comment because it was so true...

[PrupleFlea]

It's my Birthday today^^

[petercoffin]

@PrupleFlea Happy Birthday!

[TheSilverSilhouette]

@PrupleFlea

Google "Xiaxue blogspot" to find out about this loser's imaginary girlfriend named Kimi Kobayashi.

PETER COFFIN YOU ARE FUCKING PATHETIC!

[Un5een]

you hit 400 humbs!!

[petercoffin]

@Un5een Thank you!

[DDStruction]

27 people fail at life.

[vhranch]

"Clean Energy" sources, especially Ethanol, are not profitable!!! If you are going to make a political statement, do your homework.

[dirtydog104]

why does he look orange 0.o

[iluvmanugalx]

scott pilgrim !!! FTW

[johncerasi]

Great video. 

[Kodocha7]

loving the giraffe shirt

[Slideshowproduction9]

Whether you dislike a president or not it is not your position to call him names. Chances are you probably didn't even vote. So stop whinning. if you think he is avoided then how about you do better. I'm not saying you must agree with him or like him but you can't criticize someone by calling him a loser because you don't know how hard his job is.

It's very unpatriotic of you. I may not have liked bush but I never spoke badly of him

[THEKINGS001]

WAKE UP EVERYONE!!! AMERICA AND THE WORLD IS IN DANGER"

[nicknick1117]

thumbs up for the glowing tie on the background

[TaMinaMano]

Thanks for suming it up for us...

I much rather would have watched this than the hour long thing I had to go through

[Jonofthefuture2]

THIS VIDEO PISSES ME OFF!!!!

[THEKINGS001]

Fuck you obama you muslim mutt all off america will turn muslim / islam soon WAKE UP PEOPLE!! VOTE FOR SOME ONE ELSE FUCK OBAMA FULL OF LIES!!!

[serialkiller94]

@THEKINGS001 all AMERICAN presidents are full of lies its about who can hide them better

[THEKINGS001]

@serialkiller94  I understand but this loser will put america back in the dark ages if u.s.a Goes islamic Thats a big big big no no!!!

[MARTINLARSENFOX]

almost 4000 views !

good job :D

[Totema1]

Congrats Peter, you turned the SOTU into a Youtube Poop.

[petercoffin]

@Totema1 Thanks you. It was pretty easy.

[kevinbrueck]

I totally agree about democrats not wanting to get rid of frivolous lawsuits. My dad's a doctor and his medical malpractice insurance is out of control!

[petercoffin]

@kevinbrueck I'm all about universal health care... but why on earth is this so taboo for Democrats?

[kevinbrueck]

@petercoffin I think the most frustrating thing for doctors is that if you're a good doctor that never gets sued you're still paying six figures a year for insurance! I think the Texas state legislature got it right a few years ago when they capped how much you could sue doctors for at $350,000. Which in turn brought medical malpractice insurance way down. That needs to be applied in the other 49 states ASAP.

[jilijub]

@xdaysx I got subscribed a channel with a dude speaking French. I swear, I never hit the sub button. Youtube is so weird now!

[monkiebrane101]

I don't know what I just watched... but I like it.

[pixitwixie]

Omg, is that that vlog borhter's shirt with the giraffes?

[petercoffin]

@pixitwixie Yes.

[petercoffin]

@xdaysx No idea, haha

[XxlivinwithitxX]

@petercoffin And commies (:

[StageNameSadie]

nice vid sorry about your sub problem

[petercoffin]

@StageNameSadie No problem! Just like, favorite, comment, etc. That will combat it very well.

[BuddhaCharlie]

LOL awesome video man

[knutsenglenn]

notice he did not say "my fellow Americans" he just said Americans

[petercoffin]

@knutsenglenn He said "and fellow Americans" as the bookend to a list of people who were listening to the speech. Saying something like what you just said is incredibly stupid because it means you did not actually pay attention. Focus on real problems instead of stupid shit.

[PatricksTime]

i was anti obama before it was cool

[petercoffin]

@PatricksTime Being anti-one politician, one party, one side, one person, one group... it shows you are not thinking.

[XxlivinwithitxX]

@petercoffin Let's not be a hypocrite. -.-

[petercoffin]

@XxlivinwithitxX Actually you are right, Sarah Palin is a moron and I am anti-her. But it's not because she is a republican. I helped vote in our new Michigan governor, who is also a Republican. Just not an idiot. So thanks for pointing that out, you are correct.

[XxlivinwithitxX]

@petercoffin Mhmm.

[OshaBriefs]

@petercoffin Well, not necessarily. If the person has done research, knows what they are talking about and why they think a certain way then is that 'not thinking'? I do agree with you though, blind hatred for groups or individuals isn't right. That sort of mentality is what leads to hurt feelings, bad treatment and, if continued to an extreme, genocides.

[KellyKorean]

@petercoffin Hello you un-funny ugly looking prick. How bad does it hurt now that you're busted? Does it hurt that you got your career trashed by Wendy Cheng? You made a big mistake quitting your job.. You're not funny at all, and now it's even worse cus everyone HATES you LOL! Damn.. Faking a girflriend for 8 whole months? Talking and flirting with yourself? LMFAO you're the definition of sad. Get a life. And we're not retarded enough not to know who the fuck Lee Na-young is.. I mean come on..

[djnoreg]

hAHA AWESOME PETER!

[sublimeade]

Stupidity "is caused when" should be "results when. Something cannot be "caused when". more english plz.

[petercoffin]

@sublimeade Look, if you can't remember to close your own quotes, capitalize your second sentence (as well a as the word "English), and write the whole word "please," I'm not following your advice on the English language.

[sublimeade]

@petercoffin lol grammatical errors > capitalization/punctuation errors, faggot.

[Jackowdawackow]

yay angry birds

[AIDSCrocodile]

I thought the state of the union went to the best state within the confines of the unionists in the civil war.

State of the Union for this month is....New Jersey!

[LarryBTV]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO! KEEP IT UP =)

[GrayStudios]

"Presenting: The President... of the United Skates."

[mytunes]

@ 1:07 i think sarah palin must really like that vanilla ice cream :3

[HPManiac123]

That tie held my attention whenever it showed up and I could look at nothing else. I had to go back and hear a couple of things I missed, 'cause I was staring at that tie.

[midwestcharm]

Hey P, They are pretnding to behave because they are on the same team. It's like 2 mafia families playing poker and they end up in a major dispute and the cops come, they say "nothing happening here, just a friendly game of cards"

There is no dem or repub, there is only one party

[MARTINLARSENFOX]

i wounder when the tv show will copyright this video.

[phnominalone]

Nice peter your awsome

[maxxdavis]

why can partners be allowed to show whole clips of videos that they don't own, but if I were to do it, I would get anal raped by youtube lawyers??????

[petercoffin]

@maxxdavis Well, first off, the "youtube lawyers" don't do anything. The only reason something is ever taken down is because the company with rights to the clip in question in question takes action.

Second, this clip is government property, and therefore property of the American people.

Third, a lot of the time we get permission to use things.

Fourth, you should learn about about Fair Use law, which allows you to *parody* things (sometimes allowing you to use footage).

[maxxdavis]

@petercoffin thank you :) some of those i didn't know :D

[petercoffin]

@maxxdavis Not a problem at all, ask a question get an answer! have a good one

[cyberzaikoo]

Wait, was this real? :S

[petercoffin]

@cyberzaikoo Yes, The State of The Union is done every year. This one was done this week, and I made this out of it.

[XenoRaine]

Epic :D

[YourDadSucks1]

you look gay

[petercoffin]

@YourDadSucks1 Thanks, I appreciate it.

[wannabepopstar08]

Check out my brother's cover of bruno mars comment, rate and subcribe and tell all your friends 2 go check him out!!! his user name is KQMusic

[jessmaybailey]

yes. this i enjoyed.

[DFraiche]

thumbs up for vlogbrothers "giraffe love"

[drkdrgns]

1:32

So true.

[noahlankford1]

idk why, but you seem like you belong in a Scott Pilgrim comic.

[petercoffin]

@noahlankford1 It's probably because I wear a lot of t-shirts and have hair that I don't do anything about.

[Oysterbluestoday]

Amazing they 'behaved' for *weeks* hahaa

[camerakid101]

woah t@ 1:19 dude on the right had a purple tie!!!!!!!!!!

[jilijub]

AMAZING SO BRILLIANT!

[eXeyv3]

OK heres a tip .. get better lighting and turn down the iso on your dslr don't go over 800.

there ya go

[petercoffin]

@eXeyv3 I'd be more inclined to listen if it weren't put really condescendingly.

[TheNews1990]

lol good video peter

[Woelfinhatskill1]

nice video I like :)

I have new videos check my channel out ;D Bääm!^^

[MCM7410W]

What was the union speech about, I never watched it?

[petercoffin]

@MCM7410W They have the whole speech posted on the whitehouse channel.

[bendy177]

stop complaining-you have plenty of money. but i still love all your videos

[petercoffin]

@bendy177 You do not know my finances and I feel it's pretty rude to assume I make a lot of money. I make enough to get by - and not more. I live very cheaply.

I'm glad you like what I make, though. So thanks there.

[bendy177]

@petercoffin i'm just asuming because i see you in a bunch of movies i like... no need to be all defensive

[petercoffin]

@bendy177 I'm not in movies. I'm just some guy in Michigan. The only movie I am actually in is the Joaquin Phoenix documentary and I did not get paid for it.

[bendy177]

@petercoffin

lies

[Malifall]

my birthday is april 15th

[StygianEmperor]

Glow-tie is impressive.

[Gdayguy36]

Obama's a damn joke. Who ever voted for him is a fucking idiot.

[FLOYDisGAYnz]

lol

[HOMEnHIGH]

you know when i see these presidents and priministers and queens and all that...they just make me laugh...its all kinda like a bad sit com...they just look all look the same talk the same wear the same drab shit...it just amuses me...all i hear is lah blah blah read from the script blah blah blah...they all got nothing to say and they say it way to loud...i cant wait till everyone sees thru it just like me, and one day they may never hear themselves talking through the laughter of the crowd....

[MrBlaster512]

FORTY SECOND

[ShonenJump90]

YOU SILLY AMERICANS! You pay up to no taxes(compared to most other countries) and still you whine...

[damatt11dog]

@ShonenJump90 you silly brits.... thinking "wank" is a cool word

[petercoffin]

@ShonenJump90 Obviously you don't live here. It's easy to call people from another country silly. All people are silly, kind sir. You should know this, being you are smarter than me. Obviously.

[burbidgestephen]

Hmm... The first version of the edited speech should of been the actual speech. But, should 've would've could've...

Thanks for existing Peter, as always.

[RanzerN]

haha xD

[ReallyRealityTC]

It was the assigned seating with Dems/Reps sitting together. Just like kids in school, separating them from their friends makes them behave! haha! Always enjoy your political commentary. :)

[dpn48312]

There is good reason to be careful about tort reform. The last time the country had this discussion in depth, proponents were talking about capping awards at something like a few hundred thousand dollars. That might be too low to start with, but once that is in law and you have a few years of inflation, it can be way too little to deter negligence. And how constitutional can it be to place such limits on juries?

[basioh1818]

radiation tie

[MyBeggi]

lol

[TimeForPetey]

Great vid, It troubles me that in a couple of short years that Sarah Palin has risen to a level of "power" as to warrant her having her own category in a list of points of view. alas, this is the world we live in.

@TimeForPetey Well, I don't