We need to foster a "civil war" between the COS and Born again Scientologists. With any luck we can have the whole thing wiped out by the end of the decade.
A kinder, gentler CO$ eh. Go fuck yourself and your nutjob LRH. Mest, meat, whatever. You all wanna "clear" the planet also. Go back in history 60 years to the last people who tried that.
I'm under 2.0 on your silly tone scale. I know, I know, LRH said to do away with those like me without any remorse.
As long as you continue to try and take MY rights, I shall continue to protest you at every turn. Born Again or not.
Oh I do. I just don't consider scientology to be a religion. It might be a belief system, it may be a self improvement method, but it sure aint no religion.
I do not consider scientology a religion due to scientology's insistence of labeling people aberrant and hence target them for "clearing" (brain washing or elimination).
Start a website if you wish debate- YT comments are too restrictive.
Actually, I recall a past life when I wasthe most popular gorilla on Venus, in the year 1029 and I spoke in tongues and danced with two headed aliens. One day I stumbled upon a helium balloon and right when I reached out for it, glitter sprinkled all over my body.
Whew! Now I know that when my nose itches and I crave a cheezeburger, it is because of that thetan and those bt clusters. it all makes sense now! I am like WHOOOOOOOOOOSH!
I was there, Man! I was one of the 2 headed aliens. uneX, rem me?! Wow, wutta sm. universe. How'd u wind up in Teegeeack?! Don't tell me, they got u with the tax audit trick, too, amirite? Boy I tell ya, I got loaded on glycol & alcohol. I don't remember the trip. Ron says we got here on giant DC-8s. So we go wayyy back, like 75 million yrs. Right b4 the extinction of Barney's folk. Y'know, it always saddens me. Maybe he can get some auditing soon. Like b4 Anonymous closes down the last org! lol
If you are disenchanted with the management of David Miscavige, and his treatment of his loyal officers, are you going to report him so that he won't be able to victimize more innocent people?
Would you consider yourself to be a Freezoner? It is complicated because as $cientology was set up, to go against the church as it had been set up by LRH is to be supressive yourselves, no? How do you reconcile that?
Hubbard will not return. Hubbard is dead. He will remain dead. He did not evolve into a higher state of being. He was a paranoid schizophrenic and his xenu story was made up while he and his son were on LSD. Snap out of it you crazy cultists.
Hatemongering without proof is what scientologists have been doing since the beginning. It's a sham, a lie perpetrated by an insane man who is quoted over and over as saying "If you want to make money, you start a religion" and who wrote of himself claiming to be an incarnation of Satan. Call it a lie if you please, that doesn't make it any less true to those of us on the outside looking in.
This interpretation of events is not without merit. LRH had in fact left Church administration to Pat and Annie Broeker, and appointed Miscavige as First Loyal Officer. This was to be a temporary arrangement until such time as Miscavige overcame his dwarfism through completion of upper OT, whereupon he would assume an executive role.
However, in gross violation of Scientology ethics, Miscavige subversively discredited the Broekers and usurped control of the Church for his own interests.
Actually, "tech" is presumably changeable by LRH. I never thought of it that way. The ONLY person who can do it in fact, would be LRH mkII. How precisely is one to recognize the reincarnation? This seems to borrow big on searching for the next Dahli Llama! ROFL! It's actually a very elegant solution.
Now here is the question. Where / who is LRH? If the blanks could be filled in... you certainly have hit on an idea whose idea time may have come.
A fundamental rule of Scientology was that Hubbard technology could not be tampered with. Yet the current management has squirreled the tech repeatedly, and charged members each time to retake courses. This of course renders farcical the elaborate project to store LRH's works on titanium discs.
This will all be amended when the Commodore's regrowth is complete.
Scientology is a Cult. It's now trying to clear it's criminal image by "hijacking" Christianity's aspects......wearing black attire with roman collars, having "ministers", "parishioners", and let's not forget their Satanic "cross"......
Now Hubby is returning to a "lowly Sea Org" woman ???....with Miscavige doing forced Abortions ???
Sounds like a sick-twisted story mocking Jesus Christ's birth with the story of Herod.
We do not wish to mock your religious beliefs, just as we do not wish to have ours mocked.
We however believe that the story of Jesus Christ is one of countless false memories implanted in us millions of years ago to give us a false sense of Reality.
LRH discovered the means to rid ourselves of these implants, which have been holding humanity in servitude all these years.
I invite you to join us, the Loyal Officers. LRH will reward handsomely those who show him Loyalty when he returns.
Scientology was laughed at when it began, and yet it gained 67 million followers worldwide. It has only been losing members recently under the current management, who abandoned Scientology's original ethical systems.
When LRH has completed his return, all humanity will eventually pledge Loyalty, and the planet will be cleared.
Tell'im to get rid of the BiG ears & the goofy looking eyes. No need to thank me. ;-)
Oh and NO DRUGS this time. No pink and grays, none of that monkey business. But please ask him to place Davie in the Freewinds "chain locker" that no only STINKS but it's full of Blue Asbestos too.
And then place him on the RPF's RPF at GOLD BASE for 20 yrs. and slap him around a little every once in a while.
Oh by Mark Headly & Jeff Hawkins, too. What else? Oh ya! Lots of rice n beans. That should do it.
We were once hopeful that Suri could be part of Project Regrowth, having been sired by LRH's own seed.
However, with Tom Cruise's pledged fealty to Miscavige, Suri must be regarded as PTS. Only with a full disavowal of Miscavige's corruption and reaffirmed allegiance to LRH can Tom and Suri be admitted to the ranks of the Loyal.
Well, he could've been seeded by of David Miscavige and just audit the poor BASTARD using the miraculous technology of $cifientology. No sweat, y'know.
Davie being on the RPF, it would be easy to just keep his son (the *new and improved* LRH) DISCONNECTED from him. We'll keep Davie at Gold Base and "the young man" at Flag. ;-)
Christ has not returned because there was no Christ; it was just a false memory implanted in our body thetans, to keep humanity brainwashed, waiting for a Saviour that will never return.
However, LRH most certainly existed, and does exist. He has already laid the groundwork for clearing us of our false implants, and following his Regrowth, the Clearing of the Planet will be brought to completion.
Right now he's in a hidden location in one of $cientology's nurseries drinking a bottle of barley & milk with corn syrup, heavy on the corn syrup, just as he requested in his will for when he returned.
We have special secret nannies taking care of him. They'll be in charge of his New Commodore Messenger's Org & will follow him around w/ an ashtray & his favorite Kool cigarettes he loved so much last time he was on Teegeeack. He wants to make sure not to get cancer so he'll be smoking a lot more
i dunno about reincarnation for certain, but what i do know is that if it is really possible, some dudes should definitely not come back ...ever. LRH can rot away by himself in the nightmare he created for eternity.
you know what man, you are an awesome auditor. because I think that you are funny as hell, I will send you a personalized gold ashtray to do TRs with., and a pack of good smokes, too. Ah well, maybe a shot of tequila, too just for old time sake. I can tell that both you and i are super duper extra super Clear Deluxe. (this is a sekrit level only for anons) haha
Oooh, how'd u know I loved sekrit levels? That's why I got into SciLentology & why I REFUSED to go UP the bridge. Cause it meant I'd discover the sekrit & it wouldn't be sekrit no moar, jui-cy? Also it costs a lot of money so I said NO.
But one day they discovered I was a Past Life Clear & I said GREAT! That didn't cost anything but I feel like sh*t. What about this life? And they declared me suppressive :(
Thx for the gifts, man. Maybe 1 day we can share sea org stories. I was never in, you?
I'm so glad LRH is back! Will he be writing any more science fiction novels?
deadringers 2 months ago
We need to foster a "civil war" between the COS and Born again Scientologists. With any luck we can have the whole thing wiped out by the end of the decade.
RothchildReptilian 2 years ago
A kinder, gentler CO$ eh. Go fuck yourself and your nutjob LRH. Mest, meat, whatever. You all wanna "clear" the planet also. Go back in history 60 years to the last people who tried that.
I'm under 2.0 on your silly tone scale. I know, I know, LRH said to do away with those like me without any remorse.
As long as you continue to try and take MY rights, I shall continue to protest you at every turn. Born Again or not.
FAIL.
NomenNescioNY 2 years ago 3
Please respect religious freedom.
BornAgainSci 2 years ago
Oh I do. I just don't consider scientology to be a religion. It might be a belief system, it may be a self improvement method, but it sure aint no religion.
I do not consider scientology a religion due to scientology's insistence of labeling people aberrant and hence target them for "clearing" (brain washing or elimination).
Start a website if you wish debate- YT comments are too restrictive.
-NN
NomenNescioNY 2 years ago
@BornAgainSci I do respect religious freedom, But scientology is a cult not a religion.
fzappa007 1 year ago
@BornAgainSci Scientology is not a religion.
someguyoketcetc 6 months ago
Anything scientology = No.
EmceeGlitch 2 years ago 3
Actually, I recall a past life when I wasthe most popular gorilla on Venus, in the year 1029 and I spoke in tongues and danced with two headed aliens. One day I stumbled upon a helium balloon and right when I reached out for it, glitter sprinkled all over my body.
Whew! Now I know that when my nose itches and I crave a cheezeburger, it is because of that thetan and those bt clusters. it all makes sense now! I am like WHOOOOOOOOOOSH!
HoneyCallMeAnonymous 2 years ago 6
I was there, Man! I was one of the 2 headed aliens. uneX, rem me?! Wow, wutta sm. universe. How'd u wind up in Teegeeack?! Don't tell me, they got u with the tax audit trick, too, amirite? Boy I tell ya, I got loaded on glycol & alcohol. I don't remember the trip. Ron says we got here on giant DC-8s. So we go wayyy back, like 75 million yrs. Right b4 the extinction of Barney's folk. Y'know, it always saddens me. Maybe he can get some auditing soon. Like b4 Anonymous closes down the last org! lol
jdtrickster4 2 years ago
Could this be a graduate of the Jessica Ann Chandler School of movie making?
or is it just jessica ann chandler? lmao
one friend and it's Jessica Ann Chandler how very.......predicatble.
MisterCharrington 2 years ago 3
He didn't leave his body, he DIED! Too much drugs! And "spirituality"? $cientology? Yes, the spirituality of the MAFIA! LOL
mollie2810 2 years ago
If you are disenchanted with the management of David Miscavige, and his treatment of his loyal officers, are you going to report him so that he won't be able to victimize more innocent people?
Would you consider yourself to be a Freezoner? It is complicated because as $cientology was set up, to go against the church as it had been set up by LRH is to be supressive yourselves, no? How do you reconcile that?
HoneyCallMeAnonymous 2 years ago 2
We do not wish any association with DM and the now corrupt organization that is CoS.
DM has squirreled the Technology which LRH painstakingly built; he and his minions will be properly RPF'd when Hubbard comes to reclaim what is His.
Who do you wish to be known as at the time of Reclamation -- Suppressive Person, Squirrel, or Loyal Cadet? Choose wisely, choose swiftly.
Please respect religious freedom.
Hail the regrown Commodore!
BornAgainSci 2 years ago
Hail the regrown Commodore!
Is he taking HORMONES?
I always wanted to be a cadet. I love rice n beans rofl
Could u send me an application? No IQ or Personality Tests - Those things are DANGEROUS.
Will he be doing any book tours or speaking events? I'd like to make an early advanced reservation. :)
I was always a fan of his early work. Will Jack Parsons & Alistair Crowley's reincarnations be joining Ron this time around?
That would be swell.
jdtrickster4 2 years ago
"Please respect the freedom of all religions."
CoS is not a fucking religion. We will protest this new baby LRH the same as DM's fucked up cult business.
AnonymousTomorrow 2 years ago
This brings me much lulz.
AnonymousTomorrow 2 years ago 2
Hubbard will not return. Hubbard is dead. He will remain dead. He did not evolve into a higher state of being. He was a paranoid schizophrenic and his xenu story was made up while he and his son were on LSD. Snap out of it you crazy cultists.
Dr490n 2 years ago 2
Please respect religious freedom.
BornAgainSci 2 years ago
this is obviously not a serious video,
I mean really, you guys blind?
DemBonez 2 years ago 3
Please respect religious freedom.
BornAgainSci 2 years ago
I was talking to the people flipping out to your video,
but yeah, lets go with that religious freedom thing.
ಠ_ಠ
DemBonez 2 years ago
Please respect human rights.
Hatemongering without proof is what scientologists have been doing since the beginning. It's a sham, a lie perpetrated by an insane man who is quoted over and over as saying "If you want to make money, you start a religion" and who wrote of himself claiming to be an incarnation of Satan. Call it a lie if you please, that doesn't make it any less true to those of us on the outside looking in.
Dr490n 2 years ago 4
what krap.
HoneyCallMeAnonymous 2 years ago
listen dude, if you are going to announce the coming of your reborn LRH, do not copy anonymous. come up with your own original shtick.
HoneyCallMeAnonymous 2 years ago 2
LRH developed an original science of the mind. You are hardly in a position to lecture us on originality.
Please respect religious freedom.
BornAgainSci 2 years ago
LRH plagarized his work of fiction from many sources.
HoneyCallMeAnonymous 2 years ago 6
That is a lie perpetrated by SP's.
BornAgainSci 2 years ago
LRH was a TRUE original. He just LIED all the time. roflmao
But it was always TRUE for HIM when he did it.
And he was TOO a Nuclear Physicist. He was a head of his time: The Diploma just hasn't caught with him yet. Maybe it'll arrive THIS lifetime. ;-)
jdtrickster4 2 years ago 3
This interpretation of events is not without merit. LRH had in fact left Church administration to Pat and Annie Broeker, and appointed Miscavige as First Loyal Officer. This was to be a temporary arrangement until such time as Miscavige overcame his dwarfism through completion of upper OT, whereupon he would assume an executive role.
However, in gross violation of Scientology ethics, Miscavige subversively discredited the Broekers and usurped control of the Church for his own interests.
BornAgainSci 2 years ago
Actually, "tech" is presumably changeable by LRH. I never thought of it that way. The ONLY person who can do it in fact, would be LRH mkII. How precisely is one to recognize the reincarnation? This seems to borrow big on searching for the next Dahli Llama! ROFL! It's actually a very elegant solution.
Now here is the question. Where / who is LRH? If the blanks could be filled in... you certainly have hit on an idea whose idea time may have come.
Wow, mind blowing. Hire consultants my advice
ChristianlySkeptical 2 years ago
A fundamental rule of Scientology was that Hubbard technology could not be tampered with. Yet the current management has squirreled the tech repeatedly, and charged members each time to retake courses. This of course renders farcical the elaborate project to store LRH's works on titanium discs.
This will all be amended when the Commodore's regrowth is complete.
BornAgainSci 2 years ago
When he comes back, maybe he will choose a more attractive body. like an upgrade.
HoneyCallMeAnonymous 2 years ago 5
Scientology is a Cult. It's now trying to clear it's criminal image by "hijacking" Christianity's aspects......wearing black attire with roman collars, having "ministers", "parishioners", and let's not forget their Satanic "cross"......
Now Hubby is returning to a "lowly Sea Org" woman ???....with Miscavige doing forced Abortions ???
Sounds like a sick-twisted story mocking Jesus Christ's birth with the story of Herod.
Nice try you brainwashed psychos.
krooklyn707 2 years ago 9
We do not wish to mock your religious beliefs, just as we do not wish to have ours mocked.
We however believe that the story of Jesus Christ is one of countless false memories implanted in us millions of years ago to give us a false sense of Reality.
LRH discovered the means to rid ourselves of these implants, which have been holding humanity in servitude all these years.
I invite you to join us, the Loyal Officers. LRH will reward handsomely those who show him Loyalty when he returns.
BornAgainSci 2 years ago
"LRH will reward handsomely those who show him Loyalty when he returns"
you said he has already returned did you?
troll or tinfoil or ????
AUSTINANONYMOUS1 2 years ago 4
LRH has returned to Teegeack, and is in the process of growing a new meat body.
He will emerge once he is ready to resume his role as Commodore.
BornAgainSci 2 years ago
I loled.
I really do hope this is just trolling and you aren't really serious. No sane person can possibly believe this drivel.
Dr490n 2 years ago 4
Scientology was laughed at when it began, and yet it gained 67 million followers worldwide. It has only been losing members recently under the current management, who abandoned Scientology's original ethical systems.
When LRH has completed his return, all humanity will eventually pledge Loyalty, and the planet will be cleared.
BornAgainSci 2 years ago
"Scientology was laughed at when it began,"
... and is still laughed at.
mollie2810 2 years ago 4
WhoA!!! 67 Million?! Excuse me a sec.
WAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, I'm back. That's the 1st time EVER i hear of such a LARGE number of ah adherents?
When was this? Or rather, where? I know it couldn't possibly be in ah, Teegeeack. Maybe in some other star system, perhaps?!
Anyway, at least one thing is TRUE: Scientology WAS laughed at when it began and it's STILL being laughed at.
WAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
jdtrickster4 2 years ago 2
Tell'im to get rid of the BiG ears & the goofy looking eyes. No need to thank me. ;-)
Oh and NO DRUGS this time. No pink and grays, none of that monkey business. But please ask him to place Davie in the Freewinds "chain locker" that no only STINKS but it's full of Blue Asbestos too.
And then place him on the RPF's RPF at GOLD BASE for 20 yrs. and slap him around a little every once in a while.
Oh by Mark Headly & Jeff Hawkins, too. What else? Oh ya! Lots of rice n beans. That should do it.
jdtrickster4 2 years ago 2
so um, like people have been waiting for Jesus to return for thousands of years, and he hasn't...(if he did, hey that would be cool) but he hasn't.
But, you are convinced that you are different and your personal saviour will or has already reincarnated..?
So where is this kid?
HoneyCallMeAnonymous 2 years ago 2
Please, we beg of you, leave Suri out of this.
HoneyCallMeAnonymous 2 years ago 6
We were once hopeful that Suri could be part of Project Regrowth, having been sired by LRH's own seed.
However, with Tom Cruise's pledged fealty to Miscavige, Suri must be regarded as PTS. Only with a full disavowal of Miscavige's corruption and reaffirmed allegiance to LRH can Tom and Suri be admitted to the ranks of the Loyal.
BornAgainSci 2 years ago
But you said he had already regrown a body.
Or is this all just BULLSHIT? lmao
I know one thing: $cientology's BULLSHIT
You wouldn't be BULLSHITTING me, would ya?!
Well, he could've been seeded by of David Miscavige and just audit the poor BASTARD using the miraculous technology of $cifientology. No sweat, y'know.
Davie being on the RPF, it would be easy to just keep his son (the *new and improved* LRH) DISCONNECTED from him. We'll keep Davie at Gold Base and "the young man" at Flag. ;-)
jdtrickster4 2 years ago 2
Christ has not returned because there was no Christ; it was just a false memory implanted in our body thetans, to keep humanity brainwashed, waiting for a Saviour that will never return.
However, LRH most certainly existed, and does exist. He has already laid the groundwork for clearing us of our false implants, and following his Regrowth, the Clearing of the Planet will be brought to completion.
BornAgainSci 2 years ago
Right now he's in a hidden location in one of $cientology's nurseries drinking a bottle of barley & milk with corn syrup, heavy on the corn syrup, just as he requested in his will for when he returned.
We have special secret nannies taking care of him. They'll be in charge of his New Commodore Messenger's Org & will follow him around w/ an ashtray & his favorite Kool cigarettes he loved so much last time he was on Teegeeack. He wants to make sure not to get cancer so he'll be smoking a lot more
jdtrickster4 2 years ago 3
haha!
i dunno about reincarnation for certain, but what i do know is that if it is really possible, some dudes should definitely not come back ...ever. LRH can rot away by himself in the nightmare he created for eternity.
...spits on the ground...
HoneyCallMeAnonymous 2 years ago 3
Ok, you're not a Loyal Officer, I can tell.
I have the ability to leave my body & using my theta powers read all the words on the screen.
Were u ever a member of the Church of Scientology? And if not, have u done a personality test?
Reincarnation is real. For ex., do u know for a fact it might rain some time in the future? Yes, right? No? Good.
Now, have u ever had carnation instant milk? It exists, no? Right? Yes. Excellent. They're both REAL, correct? Very good! Now put them together lol
jdtrickster4 2 years ago 3
jdtrickster4,
you know what man, you are an awesome auditor. because I think that you are funny as hell, I will send you a personalized gold ashtray to do TRs with., and a pack of good smokes, too. Ah well, maybe a shot of tequila, too just for old time sake. I can tell that both you and i are super duper extra super Clear Deluxe. (this is a sekrit level only for anons) haha
HoneyCallMeAnonymous 2 years ago 4
Oooh, how'd u know I loved sekrit levels? That's why I got into SciLentology & why I REFUSED to go UP the bridge. Cause it meant I'd discover the sekrit & it wouldn't be sekrit no moar, jui-cy? Also it costs a lot of money so I said NO.
But one day they discovered I was a Past Life Clear & I said GREAT! That didn't cost anything but I feel like sh*t. What about this life? And they declared me suppressive :(
Thx for the gifts, man. Maybe 1 day we can share sea org stories. I was never in, you?
jdtrickster4 2 years ago
Jessica?
moronymous 2 years ago 10
Don't look at me, I just got a "Friend" invite.
ChristianlySkeptical 2 years ago
Drink the fucking kool-aid. DO IT NOW.
tyedogrulez 2 years ago 7