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  • Listen up people:

    Puta literal translation means = Whore

    Bitch literal translation(female dog)= Perra

    You can say puta to a girl if shes acting like a bitch BUT thats Mexican spanish talking

    Get it Right!!!!

  • Where Do yo get the dada ddaadadada

  • i clicked this video because it was the longest:)

  • He should be a VA for cartoons!

  • LMFAO!!!!

  • omg this great!!!!! better than the appearances on Equals three!

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  • @mmhernandez04 wouldn't it be the equivalent of "whore"?

  • is ok is ok hey let me go!

  • i love how you guys are fighting over what PUTA means.. cmon grow up!!

  • Can mean either definition! How us LATINOS use it, is for bitch. And since us LATINOS speak Spanish, I think we would know ;)

  • perra=bitch Puta =whore

  • puta=bitch

    soy española/im spanish

  • jaja asi me gusta enseñando palabras guarras en español XD viva españa¡¡

  • the funnest guy ever 

  • why the hell would you go to your HS reunion if you were so fucking enormous

  • Check out "DANGER JACK episode 1" Really funny and with a twist...Leave a comment please...

  • Putai means Biatch

  • i love it. i kemp my figure why couldent u

  • Puta means hoe or slut

  • ha you got drunk and got into the reunion later

  • pause at 4:23

    

  • "Puta" is the same as "bitch", not vagina. LOL.

  • @mmhernandez04 there is no direct translation

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  • @mmhernandez04 whore is puta

  • @05briseno no it is putana

  •  it also means whore

  • @mmhernandez04 I thought it meant whore?

  • @mmhernandez04

    Oh, THAT'S what it means....

  • he uses that car sound effect way too much

  • Puta means vagina

  • @crazybonesarecool22

    no tienes ni puta idea ajajaj me ha salido la palabra XD

    PUTA=BITCH

    hasta luego wap@

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  • @mmhernandez04 ?????

  • What does "Puta" mean? :D

    

  • @Hyperlingk

    bitch, esque no estudiais español?

  • thumbs up if you cant see the red dislike bar :)

  • love it love it :)

  • YOU ARE HILARIOUS AND I LIKE TRAINS I'M SUBSCRIBING!!!!!!!

  • Overused joke about the tiny dislike bar.

  • Let me go!

  • One of those fat girls are in 224 dislikes.

  • 3:03 i say that when i see my ex gf talking bout their new BF lmfao

  • damn, epic pwn in the end right there

  • Puta!

    

  • EPIC !!!

  • 224 people are relatives of the 2 fat chicks of his class xD

  • putaaaa! lol

  • dude i know how you fell it happend to me :'(

  • How dare you hurt the fluffy

  • PUTA!!!! xD haha

  • LOL, this guy is a freakin boss!

  • i respect you for keeping your figure

  • PUTAAA!

  • this guy so funny XD

  • the audio is WAAAYYY out of sync 

  • @911eragon1 No it isnt stupid dumbass

  • @911eragon1 It's not out of sync at all...

  • @911eragon1 Make sure there s nothing that causes lag.

  • Play it at lowest speed, its like hes drunk xD

  • amazing

  • @04:50 BURN!

  • I kept my figure .... why cudnt u LOL

  • 4:59 worst part of the video

  • @Darkstar41161 The worst part is 5:23, the song rocks, only a true Gabriel Iglesias fan would know.

  • If he gets skinny and muscular. It should be, "im not fluffy, im FLACO.

  • lmao ,, rotfl !

  • 00:01

  • I kept my figure why couldn't you? LoL :D

  • Actually puta means whore

  • Puta: bitch (definition)

  • he mentioned p-rod

  • So much win!

  • it is freaking funny

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  • damnit gabriel iv got school in less than an hour and i stayed up all nite watching your comedy skits >.< funny shit though man :D

    

  • This stuff should be on itunes

  • this sucked

  • maaan dude!! i would pay whatever to go and see you homie ur freaking halarious!!! haha

  • It's not okay to be fat.

  • Who has the most kids?? Seven. Puta!!!

    Hahahahaha lmao

  • haha

  • 1. Fat

    2. Mexican

    3. ?????

    4. Profit

  • #1 funniest guy on youtube AND in the world!!

  • WHAT ABOUT WATERMELLON

    

  • damn he im fat in hs i kept mi fuguire y coudnt u.

  • the fluffy man flacco joe flacco

  • that stupid puta who said he's fat, is wrong ! Gabriel is fluffy !

  • puta! XD

  • This is my fav vid on utube!!!!

  • 太极拳

  • let me goo

  • "i kept my figure why could you?!" -Gabriel Iglesias

  • @55SakuraUchiha COULDN'T

  • @55SakuraUchiha that was the funniest thing haha

  • eres la neta carnal!

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  • PUTA!

  • i suprised he didnt say "I'm not fat, I"m fluffy!!!!"

  • 250 people was at the reunion

  • 215 people dislike this video, simple enough.

    

  • @salty836 Thanks for clearin that up lmao i kinda figured it was somethin along those lines

  • Is ok Is o-let me go! is ok  HILARIOUS XD

  • 1:25 xD

  • his funny but i feel like his one cheeseburger away from a coronary.

  • @mrsgentry Haha wow was going through my email and found your message wow. Nice if your willing to waste your time and money to come and find me your worst then I thought. Just to prove a meaningless point haha. By the way you are I can also assume you haven't ran into real trouble. One day you will though. As " blunt" as you are.

  • So underrated. He has the originality of Mitch Hedberg and the intellectual freedom of George Carlin. His subtle social commentary on being a latino in America is uncensored and raw. A True comic GENIUS. He'll always be remembered as one of the greats. Thumbs up if your with me!

  • Lol that voice is SO good hah

  • Funny dude thanks for the laughs :)

  • I'm sorry...but you are wary funnier than RWJ....In my opinion!

  • Don't. Tell. The.FUCKIN'. Joke in comments.. :(

  • @arnedebeste007 why would you look at the comments before watching the video?

  • @ZiTtIkWoLf why would you question 007? mother fucker is a super agent.

  • @RobSellsTacos wtf lol

  • @arnedebeste007 okayyyyyyyyyyy

  • @arnedebeste007 dont read the comments before watch the vid

  • How is this guy still alive, I mean, with this amount of fat on his body, he must spend a fortune on doctors, or he is about to do so, soon. At the end of the video with the faces he made, his chin was just scary...

  • @613TheEvil fuck you hes not fat hes fluffy

  • I wouldn't have said no

  • @MuminF4n it is estoy. Estar is used for condition and a few other things.

  • Yeah... you don't wanna say nothin' stupid.

  • I kept my figure,why couldn't you?!

  • I nailed the , "i kept my figure why couldnt you?" To a girl that was fucking with me, everyone in the class was like "booyah!" She ran out crying, havent seen her for over a week

  • "i kept mu figure why couldnt you?"- Lmao!

  • lmao :D

  • Gość jest boski :D hi is a good to me

  • "Oh oh i see how it is your to gud" ....."Excuse me Geoorge Lopez".....lmfao now thats funny

  • hahah luv this guy!!

  • thumbs up if you think this movie is hilarious

    

  • thumbs up if the views is 5,999,399

  • For all you gringos:

    puta=slut

  • putaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    

  • my name is gabriel iglesiasss...ss..sss

    

  • @MuminF4n it wud be both ways

  • Just a stupid question to someone who speaks spanish (about being skinny):

    Do you say "soy flaco" or "estoy flaco"?

  • @MuminF4n both, the thing is that when you say "soy flaco" you can be refering to eather your nickname or you been skinny & when you say "estoy flaco" you are saying "i am skinny" reffering directly to the fact that you are skinny.

  • well it depends here in mexico when you call someone "flaco" its just a nick name between frnds n_n like when you call a girl "princess" or "sweety" for example :)

  • i know

  • Man I love you come to Australia!

  • hey! tht is soooo frikin funny!!!

  • "Iglesiassssss.....ss" haha

  • LoL

  • get up here flaco hahah lmfao

  • I kept my figure why couldnt you XD

  • Lol

  • fantastic. high school sux. Gab, your a winner!

  • i wish i could see his high school pictures lol

  • I kept mi figure y culdnt u. F***in funny

  • ROTFB- roll on the fucking bed- ur fat too yeah but i was fat in highschool i kept my figure y couldnt u

  • I kept my figure, why couldn't you?

  • He wears da same shit all da time

  • Lmfao XD hilarious!!!

  • LOVE THIS GUY....

  • i kept my figure, WHY COULDNT YOU KEEP YOURS?!?!?!?!?!? bahahaha i love this!

  • Favorite part: "Who has the most children? *some girl in the back* "Seven!" And every was like "Puta!" hahaha

  • you have your jokes?

    we have a hulk

  • Have u ever seen him on =3

  • "who has the most kids?" "seven" "puta!!!"

  • @bkzjz808 dam shes a slut XD

  • XCool video.

  • 4:23 !!!! XDD

  • love his face at the end!!!

  • Fukin funny

  • "I kept my figure why couldn't u?" Lol haha

  • ..Everybody my name is Gabriel Iglesias..sSSssSs

  • Mexican Comedy at 12:55 am is just that much better.

  • Puta=whore.

  • HOW THE FUCK DOES HIS VOICE GO THAT HIGH!?

  • @ravage53 When Your Fluffy you Can Do That I Know

  • @ravage53 i was thinking the same thing

  • I LOVE THIS GUY!!!

  • @PrimetimeYB no

  • When He Said I Kept My Figure Why Couldnt You I Lost It

  • @XxKgeatxX f**k me to XD