Rev. Mitcz does "The Aristocrats"

[deltaxcd]

Sounds like usual idiotic script for a gay / bestiality / scat / whatever porn movie. not as much disgusting as it could be.

crying underage daughter is bad idea since it sounds more like rape which is not funny at all.

[lulzlaby]

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sir you are amazingly terribly horrifically twisted in the head. funny thing is i fucking loved this version and im a firm believer in in order to be great you have to be a little off

[madax132]

He seems to be enjoying himself as he's telling this story.

[WHYNOTTTTTTyeah]

10:43

[PissedOffMetalhead]

HAHA!!!!!

This was awesome, I especialiy like the fetus part.

I actually uploaded my own version of the aristocrats a couple minutes ago, it's not nearly as good as this though

[TRIPPYtheHIPPYboy]

You're fucking sick, hahahaha.

[XenoAlex2222]

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[falconfira]

wow

[LT1WS6ANTIRICE]

THIS IS FUCKING GENIUS!!! good job to you sir.

[MarKSlamS621]

So what are the kids doing while Dad is fucking Mom in the ass with a slave noose around her neck?

[lukehill2007]

JustanUnknownComic its all in the timing have you seen the two ronies??

[BitchinnShoes07]

I am shocked, awed, and apalled but I cant stop watching it. this would be less shocking if it were visually happening.

[JustanUnknownComic]

Granted, Jazon999, but it's the way Gilbert SAYS "fist fuck" that makes it. Remember, the key to great comedy is all in the delivery.

[Showmeyourtitties]

LICK IT LIIICK IT ahahahaha

[iMd0p3yAdiGG]

"Fuk his ass, Fuk his ass, Raaaa Raaaa Raaaa!"

[MarKSlamS621]

This is an achievement. I can't stop laughing!

[LeonardGroth92]

The aristocrats is not supposed to have a two fucking minute introduction; waste of time. And don't come saying that it's a build up. Fuck the build up! Three sentances as max for it's introduction according to me. And those fucking sound effects, it sucks. Describe the fucking thing with words...

[stewiexdarkness]

Dude, thats all a matter of opinion. Everybodys version of The Aristocrats is different.

[LeonardGroth92]

That's pretty fucking obvious - of course this is my opinion of the fucking thing. It just takes some boring time and it takes all the effect out when you post "In my opinion [...]". But yes, everybody's version of the Aristocrats is different; but one of the key-factors for it to become an "Aristocrat" is that it has to be improvised. Peace.

[stewthemilkfedjew]

This was long and weak...

[JustanUnknownComic]

I could only watch about ten minutes of this drivel. I'm not about to waste any more time on something that's NOT funny. Gilbert Gottfried and Doug Stanhope have the very best versions of this joke with Bob Sagett's version coming in third place.

[Jazon999]

meh. gottfried's version was mainly just him saying "fist fuck" over and over again.

[Vash3OO1]

watch the movie "The Aristocrats" to understand.

Its on Google videos.

[DoctorUnken]

Absolutely great. Only, he forgot to be funny. And he's not exactly coherent. And it goes on, and on, and on, and on and on, forever. It would be funnier if he just shot himself in the face with a blunderbuss.

[LOLcok]

sucked

[Fonix456]

This makes me want to cry

[kulgan18]

lol 25 minutes?

[KillerSmurf57]

I got bored hafway through.

[MertonTheMerciless]

The weakest version that I've heard. Way too long. Delivery is boring.

[skolded1]

I don't know. I usually know funny stuff and this wasn't funny. The thing about this joke is, it's short-but-sweet. No need to make it an epic narrative.

[jayjdecaybeb]

i would disagree i just watched it and was really annoyed with his ass fetish yours was amazing

[lokiskywalker]

Don't listen to all these idiots--this is hilarious.

[MarKSlamS621]

The fetal liquid and dog ass soup with umbilical cord sausage sounds pretty tasty. Extra points for GWAR reference.

[funkbeastbasslover]

never heard this guy before, its a really good verson tho, one of the bestt

[Woody263]

You have used ideas in your version that aren't familiar to me in any other Aristocrats adaptation, such as the fetus, and the corpse. Good delvery, good ending, congratulations!

[achmedlolol]

who is Rev. Mitcz and why should i care if he makes the aristocrats joke

[polishwizard]

it took wayyyyy too long to get it started. a note: it doesnt matter where they are from, you certainly didnt need to take suggestions. it took 3 minutes before you started the joke.

[spacebar101]

Worst Aristocrats Ever.

[Alabama1979Slim]

this joke is supposed to be improv. its just not funny when its been written and rehearsed like this one obviously is

[soulxside]

Took 2 and a half minutes to begin the joke when it should've taken 10 seconds "Family walks into talent agency..." then begin joke. Meh.

[madmk]

lol, great rendition :)

[yaayitschelsea]

i give up on two minutes.. .not even funnnny..

[martybow1]

ye well it is kinda a classic joke.

at least he tried it...

[conquerist]

How did you upload a clip longer than 10 minutes onto youtube? Was there no 10 minute limite back then? Or is it part of having a comedian account on youtube?

[turbocharge101]

Fucking amazing fetus shit lol

[RedBaron5142]

the point of the joke is really just to stand there telling it like its completely normal.

still funny here though.

[martybow1]

and... the title of the show is totally inappropriate to.

it is so the comedians can get away with talkin bout incest and shit and puke heeeheee

[seanmmeyers]

weakest thing ive ever seen. how do you make obscenity boring. not funny. not funny. yes im familiar wit the concept. you suck.....seriously. im giving up at 7 minutes

[semiflex]

probebly the dirtiest joke i have ever herd, therye aristocrast though so it doesnt really matter

[deaf16]

ive seen the aristocrats go for roughly 45 min... unfortunatly none are on youtube.. but this guy sounds like hes hungover and on morphine

[jshulman85]

A little too animated maybe? I dont know if thats your style... but what I've seen I think it's funny because the person telling it is so nonchelant about it

[wahinihai]

Wow. There is a delicious irony in the idea of a clergyman telling the filthiest joke ever told! Keep 'em coming reverend!

[readyforreakfast]

This really is horrible. If you are going to use sound effects, you better know how to do them well. I think you could do this whole thing without them, your delivery is pretty good, don't add it in just for the silly factor. Also, the intro is wayyy too drawn out

[lesoldatperdu]

If I remember correctly, The Aristocrats is not supposed to be intentionally funny. But I think Mitcz tries to push the anti-humour envelope too far here. It took a supreme effort of will for me to watch the clip to the end, and despite knowing the punchline in advance, I felt cheated. If that was Mitcz's intention, he's a very cruel man.

[musicman9897]

this is so god damn good, ive seen three versions

south park

bob saget

this

this one is probably the most amazing

just how the guy does the whole little breaks in between to just mention "little things" like "oh did i mention theres a dog?" and "isnt it amazing that a 6 yr old has twat juice?"

[martybow1]

i hav seen better lol

i hav seen tonnes of versions, i hav even told my own, i was bad lol

[Xsniper90X]

this version is a bit too long but this joke can carry out for as long as you want. just make it funny and dont go into detail. i think gilbert gottfried made it the funniest

[dio103]

wow this joke is fuckin horrid

[kwala927]

not the best version of this joke AT ALL. too long.

bob saget's is the best i've heard.

[mratomix]

I don't even like this joke

[onemandead]

That. Was. Amazing.

[Lavonnio08]

That was the sickest shit that ive ever heard in my fuckin life... please feel free to burn in hell.

[rodneyirani]

Its a friggin joke, obviously you don't know its a classic joke from over 50 years ago, theres a documentary on HBO on it, lamo.

[Radiant2387]

Are you guys crazy? This is the best version of the joke I have ever heard.

[Jayb2es]

No one claps for him at the end.

and i wouldnt either, he dragged it out too long

[theidiotbox2000]

Sounds like this guy just LOVES the sound of his own voice. He has no energy until he gets to the sick stuff, then this fake hyper shit. That is not funny. At all.

I bet he talks in his sleep and then tells people the next day how God talked to him in his dreams. And how He gave him all this funny shit.

[andrewlundin24]

the reason the joke is supposed to be funny is because they are telling the story like they were instructing you how to fix your computer. bob saget talks about it like hes making a grilled cheese sandwhich. i thought it was well thought out. bravo man. that was brilliant. thats the longest aristocrat joke i ever heard. bravo

[PTF1]

don't take it personally but aristocrats sucks

[duckiii87]

fuk this guy is so shit..give up comedy

[fluffyv]

this is the worst EVER, im not actualy laughing, i laugh at almost every telling, this is suprisingly bad.

[Falgor73]

this guy forgot the joke is funny. he stalls and uses filler swearing. the only thing that separates this guy from a janitor is his somewhat of a college radio voice.this guy lacks originality.i'd rather listen to paint dry.

[DoodleStein]

I agree with the last 6 tags... I liked the part at the end about the prophet Muhammed being a touchy subject even though there was all that other nasty stuff. Personally, I think that's how Muhammed should be portrayed. xD

[meyster7]

OH LORD! this guy is sooo boring... this joke when told by someone with personality is amazing. Bob Sagat for one is the best... this guy is painful.

[facelessjoe]

thats something else

[feedmethewomb]

im hungry.