The Passion of Benny Hill

[tightasnas]

There's a special place in hell for the person that made this vid...

[Diamondmaster93]

@tightasnas The V.I.P section?

[Salchipapafied]

@tightasnas Or, no, because hell doesn't exist.

[vicdanmartru1]

declarado el video mas ereje que e visto jajaja

[awesomesaucemcgeezer]

Okay, this is fucking awesome, but there's something I noticed. Why does everybody keep saying Jesus wasn't a real person? He was real, but all of the resurrection bullshit isn't and neither is God. Seriously, for a religion that was created a couple thousand years ago, you'd think people would wise up and use common sense.

[Diamondmaster93]

@awesomesaucemcgeezer Actualy there is no evidance that sugests that Jesus ever existed.

[awesomesaucemcgeezer]

@Diamondmaster93 Hm. I've always had the belief that he was a real person, but I was never sold on "resurrection" and "virgin mothers" sounds like a load of it to me.

[sunfire98168]

Funniest part is when the Roman who is stabbing Jesus with the spear gets blood in his eye and dies. It fits perfectly with the benny hill music.

[RoboticPenguinLevel1]

I wonder if this guy believes in god?

[craneador82]

Religion is like eating shit...

the only difference is that eating shit leaves your mind more open.

[rishiprsd]

1:15....

I am still laughing and mary looks at me with those judgemental eyes....

[fuzzylimpkin]

208 people touch little boys

[ThatSavoieDude]

you probably thought Jesus was dead. NOPE! chuck testa.

[dobadobadooo]

Anyone who has a problem with this can go fuck themselves.

[winterstellar]

It's one of the funniest videos on YouTube, but it should be re-uploaded in HD now!:)

[slash9764]

Video owner is going to hell NOT FUNNY AT ALL

[newbu2manytimes]

@slash9764 Video owner fucked your mom's asshole. her not being able to sit down for two weeks, is not funny at all

[mblackchurch]

@slash9764 hahaha Ok..let's pretend for a moment that Jesus was real...THIS is a MOVIE. Your god is petty if he put someone in hell for making fun of an anti-semite movie. hahahaha

[slash9764]

@mblackchurch ok

[LilAlfiq]

Jesus put up with some whacky hijinks for your sins.

[1236sason]

click 3 and 4

have fun xD

[SurrealThought]

Well I think it's funny! Jesus has always been my favorite fantasy charakter.

[patrick9648]

832 people are going to hell

[eagxel]

@patrick9648 Fortunately I was the thumb up number 833 :D

[creat3d]

@eagxel Sorry, George Carlin got sent to heaven as soon as the mix-up was discovered. You're going to hell now.

[SweetsTheMan]

@patrick9648 To bad hell doesn't exist.

[Erictexas09]

@patrick9648 You know it's against your own religion to tell others they are going to hell? What a dumbass. And by the way, this video is the shit.

[CrimsonToast]

Jesus is everywhere.

Everytime I poop I have to give 10 hail marys.

[jakjonsun]

Mary looking at me at the end made me feel guilty

[MarlboroKnightHawk]

Ah, that Jesus. Always gettin himself into all kinds of crazy shenanigans.

[zlajacrnjak20]

Holy shit, I usually laugh at anything, but this kinda made me sad, especially towards the end. And yes, this comes from an atheist

[lazyninja929]

jesus died for the sins of the man who made this video

[lazyninja929]

y i click on it noooooooooooooooo

[albokk]

fucking faggot whoever made this video , stupid atheist cunts  you deserve a bullet in the back of your head

[jamesoblivion]

@albokk Spoken like a true Christian...always ready to bust a cap in a motherfucker's dome in the name of the God of Love and Mercy.

If there was a Hell, I have a feeling you'd probably end up there.

[mblackchurch]

@jamesoblivion ain't that the truth? What a po' dunk suthin redneck!  :D

[AdviserMoppet]

@albokk How do you know the person who made this is an atheist?

[duckiesv]

@albokk spoken like a christian, believe what i say or i'll kill you.. you godheads deserve a swift death and nothing more

[selocitluk]

Your are not normall...Jesus forgive this :(

[groovyboomstick]

This video was made for the 1911 filter.

[J038uck]

yay lets go to hell on a party bus

[TimeTravelingBurrito]

@J038uck Hell yea ill join you homes.

[BrunoProg32]

I'm going to hell for laugh that much... but worth it... every second...

[wurzil]

IT WOULD TAKE VERY SICK MINDS TO MAKE FUN OR HAVE A LAUGH AT SUCH VIOLENCE OF A MAN BEING HORRIFICALLY BEATEN AND CRUCIFIED. THIS SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM YOUTUBE. IT INFRINGES ON MY RELIGIOUS BELIEFS, AND MANY OTHER CHRISTIANS.

[Aditinggi]

@wurzil The video isn't real. The story isn't real either. Why would God want to be tortured and killed just to forgive people for pissing him off? If people were already offending God, why would he have them punish him as a solution?

[ebusive]

@wurzil so? you gonna go fly a plane into a building or just sit there and bitch?

[forsakenraver]

@wurzil fag.. nuff said

[PixelPiratePersi]

@wurzil ARE YOU JUST GONNA WATCH HIM GETTING TORTURED OR WHAT? DO SOMETHING, BITCH!

[AdviserMoppet]

@wurzil Did this video bar you from praying? Did it bar you from going to church or discussing your religious beliefs with others? Are people forcing you to watch this video? If the answer is no to all these questions then sorry dude your religious beliefs are NOT being infringed upon. Also I don't give a damn about hurting the feelings of christians or other religious believers. They can suck it up.

[newbu2manytimes]

@wurzil You're a dumbass, you basically just said that none of this happened...someone's going to hell

[JimBlock999]

sounds added to lessen tragedy

[Accountgenyo]

-LOL!!!

[iamtheeggman1967]

this is the best Benny hill clip ive seen yet. the additional sound effects really put it miles above the rest! great job!

[87Visor]

This video is not funny at all, even if adding the Benny Hill theme!

These scenes reconstruct a very important phase of our faith and does not deserve to be mocked at all!



[JesusSuckedGayPenis]

@87Visor Yeah, since when have public figures been fair game for satire?

[87Visor]

@JesusSuckedGayPenis Well, you will understand that satire, this video!

[JesusSuckedGayPenis]

@MyLesPaulcopy Whenever I'm in doubt, I ask myself, "What would Jesus do?"

Then I remember Jesus got crucified, so his decision making skills obviously weren't brilliant.

[halloweenfan92]

wow what kinda reilgion conciders a movie where thier lord and savior is being tortured this is soemthing a satenest would watch to get a quick laugh out of the day

and dont give me that "he died for our sins bullshit"

[martpast1]

i dont believe in Jesus. may be its a story made by people for people. but when i watched this i cried even through this funny melody because its a tragedy . a man was killed. blood was there. how U IDIOTS can laugh when Your mother is being killed?author is a bloody stupid piece of shit.

[CodaCola]

@martpast1 Except a man wasn't killed. This was from a movie. So what's the problem?

[martpast1]

@CodaCola When Hitler spoke thousands of Germans shouted "Zig hail" and burnt thousands of books. What is the problem--it's just vibration of air and paper. Then they burnt a lot of Jews --but what is the problem: there were still many Jews on the planet. So what is the problem,the problem ,THE PROBLEM??

[CodaCola]

@martpast1 Yeah, you're right. Playing the Benny Hill theme over a video clip of a guy pretending to die is EXACTLY like burning books and gassing Jews.

By the way, it's "Sieg Heil", not "Zig hail". Shows what you know.

[martpast1]

@CodaCola but U understood this ZIG.THATS ENOUGH. THERE ARE no "exactly like" things, always is some difference. some people believe in Jesus . making fun of the picture of his death is disrespectful . may be U HAVE SOME FAVOURITE things. like Cola. so, if one says "it's shit"--U COULD be not happy. is it easy or difficult to understand?

[CodaCola]

@martpast1 I wasn't going to get too far into this, but I don't really give a shit if Christians are disrespected. They're xenophobic, they try to make the lives of gay people a living hell, they force women to produce children they don't want, they hold back scientific progress and education, and you think THEY are the victims here? Christians are not getting respect from me. The minority of them are making the world worse, and the majority are complacent. They can go fuck their hat.

[martpast1]

@CodaCola yes, so called Christians killed millions of native Americans, stole their land, took slaves from Africa to America , started the biggest wars in history and so on. but...

[martpast1]

@CodaCola but there were also white Christians who fought against slavery and abolished it( many were killed in this war). there was black Christian Martin Luther King who fought for equal rights for black Americans and was killed. so on. You,gay people, also want to live. it's clear. U...

[martpast1]

@CodaCola U don't want to die , just for nothing. Imagine, please, that Your director( one of U) created a ''cult'' film about Your gay life, which has a tragic moment, when the most attractive Gay-hero is being killed. All gays(and lesbians) watch this on the screen and cry. Admiring talent of the creator. But here comes A Christian and put this very moment from the film on U-tube with Benny Hill funny chasing music.

[JesusSuckedGayPenis]

@martpast1 Are you talking about Boys Don't Cry? Great film. Go right ahead and do it. Although that film was based on real events, unlike the fictional Passionfruit of the Christ.

[martpast1]

@CodaCola And other Christians put comments that ''very well'', '' nice work'', ''Benny melody is always funny''.

Blood is pouring-- but that's ''dirty gay's blood"'.'' Gays are not people''--Christians talk with each other.----Question to You : Would U LIKE SUCH A SITUATION?  such a provocation?

[martpast1]

@CodaCola and if A Christian would tell me: ''it's impossible. we never do like this'', I would say :'' But WHO said that Indians, ''red skins''(native Americans) were not people?'' one Baptist told me :''they lived like animals''.

[martpast1]

@CodaCola i have finished.

[JesusSuckedGayPenis]

@martpast1 Umm, they're actors, this isn't footage from a documentary you know. Its fiction.

[martpast1]

@JesusSuckedGayPenis and U don't understand that Your name here is the offence for Christians? Do U Yourself like to be called '' shit eating guy''?

[JesusSuckedGayPenis]

@martpast1 Actually I'd find that amusing.

LOL shit eating guy!

[martpast1]

@JesusSuckedGayPenis so U R rather unusual. ask people to call like this and they 'll do.

[JesusSuckedGayPenis]

@martpast1 Umm, what?!?

[CodaCola]

@JesusSuckedGayPenis Just ignore him. In spite of not believing in the zombie jew in the sky, logic doesn't seem to be his strong point.

[bukubana]

the most funny EVER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Thanks you genDAV

From Chile

[CookieMMMonster]

@MyLesPaulcopy na he aint our savior. Zeus is our savior. I mean seriously, he lived thousands of years after being swallowed by his dad O.o

[martpast1]

@CookieMMMonster SHIT. he wasn't swallowed. they put a stone instead of him. can't U remember the details correctly?

[gossipgirl2011xoxo]

Beyond messed up.

[SpOnGeFaN818]

Bless me, Lord, for I have sinned by laughing at this.

[CodaCola]

@SpOnGeFaN818 Too late. You're going to burn in hell like the rest of us.

[DavieDave59]

haha! 

[daghan74]

hiç de güzel degil hz. isaylada dalga geçmeyin

[johnandrewdabbs5]

If it weren't for the gift of comedy...human beings would have wiped themselves off this planet long ago. Laugh a little tight-asses!

[mangelis1992]

Unacceptable no wonder Christians are losing credibility

[ilovebaconsandwiches]

Hell the movie itself is hilarious!

[nicklebowski]

did he died?

[k3ngarbage]

@nicklebowski NO JIM CAVIEZEL IS ALIVE...AND SEXIER!!!

[viking1960]

This is all messed up.

[creat3d]

Jesus died so this clip could happen.

[bijibadness]

i just saw this "movie" (and i use that term super lightly for this snuff flick), and man, what a bowl of shit. just because something re-enacts something spiritual doesn't make it infallible or impervious to ridicule, as this incredible youtube post has proven. its hysterical, not because its making fun of jesus, but because its taking the piss out of a fucking horrible movie.

[ymistillavirgin]

jesus forgive me, for i have laughed

[Stkieran]

@lemon4life24

No, I'm an atheist, but I still think Jesus was a very wise, and model person (if he existed), and would lose some respect for humanity if he saw the actual movie this was taken from. Even as an atheist I know theists should be concentrating on the life of Jesus, not his death.

[PBandJfurevr]

@Stkieran actually thats funny, cause its a fact whether your atheist of not that He did exist. and He did all the miracles, its considered true history. the real dispute was whether He was God or not, and whether the miracles were a hoax or magic. its funny, you dont even know anything about it and you talk about it

[kingdomofdalriada]

@PBandJfurevr The miracles he created is conisdered true history only by christians so stop speaking on behalf of us atheists and people of other religions.

I personally believe the story of Jesus to be complete bullshit.

[NicoAE7]

JAJAJAJJAJJAJJJAJAJAAJAJ!!!!

[Disgnacio]

HAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH­AHA

[thatguy22441]

Going to hell has never been this funny.

[ytmndman]

You actually made this movie enjoyable

[DangerousWillie]

Awesome

[TazCO1]

funny with the sound effects :P

[CookieMMMonster]

Fuck Jesus. Real men believe in Zeus!

[TheHalluzination]

@CookieMMMonster Fuck Zeus! Hail Mithras!

[ilovebaconsandwiches]

Roman soldiers- 1 Jesus- 0

[PirateEyepatch]

@ilovebaconsandwiches More like Roman soldiers 842 Jesus 0. lol

[Jardenon]

That musical theme makes anything funny. But those sound effects certainly helped as well.

[mikeszkoo]

fucking insane

[winterstellar]

And relax, all you christians..cause it was all a fairy-tale invented a century or so after it alledgedly happened, but it never did happen for real. "Jesus" never even lived, that's the truth..so no need to feel sorry for that dude. That would be like feeling sorry for Santa or something. Cheers! : )

[PirateEyepatch]

@winterstellar You mean it's all a fantasy? I was sure that after I accepted Jesus into my heart I was okay, despite him being only one of ten billion other gods invented throughout time. (I invited Zeus into my heart one time but he kept throwing thunderbolts and I had to uninvite him out of my heart.)

[fuckingintense]

Hahaha, what a classic.

[Xanatos712]

Blasphemy: totally worth it!

[snergs]

jajajajajaja going to hell

[TTime685]

@snergs sorry this offended your delusions....

[snergs]

@TTime685 It didn't, judgmental motherfucker!

[cubic1983]

This is a little bit to much!

[bakaboy2000]

Well that just proves that "Yakkity Sax" can make ANYTHING funny! Thanks for the laugh!!!!!

[PirateEyepatch]

@bakaboy2000 Although I agree, I must say that I found the scene of Jesus getting his ass kicked quite funny with the original soundtrack. Can't stand the guy or his followers!! LOL

[JoseAllenPsicoFan]

wuajajajajaa

[gwarsh13]

So amazing!

[busterblad8]

amazing better than a falcon punch

[MrSpylark]

what is the clown music! I really like it what is it so that way i can upload a video with that sound

[winterstellar]

@MrSpylark Yakety Yak the song is called, and it was the intro/jingle for the Benny Hill Show in England in the 70's and 80's. : )

[winterstellar]

@MrSpylark No, "Yakety Sax" it's called! Because of the saxophone!

[falconfira]

nice how you ripped away all the credits... pretty douchey of you

[MyWarMyVictory]

This is a special type of video, that we all know that we mustn't laugh at it, but we can't stand to do it :S

[art91d]

Its the biggest shit, that i ever seen.

it isn't funny. mfuckers...

[Damitcrap]

@art91d it's pretty fucking funny lol

[zero87mx]

I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message

[Anglikaner]

Crap

[MasterFhyl]

I'm going to hell for sure.. but this is still funny

[Hammersley1967]

@lligam

The filthy demon spawn Christ was drawn to those little boy's botties like a dog is to eating its own vomit!!!

[emsad8]

Fuckin epic!

[TheInternetSurfer]

WAHAHAHAHA son of god my ass.

[wat7771]

hmm mel gibon is not pleased (btw the sound affects are spot on)

[trunkenbold666]

hahaha.... great

[internauta47]

Jesus cristo es nuestro salvador, El verdadero Señor de Señores, Rey de Reyes y maestro de maestros por siempre reine su amor sobre toda la humanidad por los siglos de los siglos.

[internauta47]

El poder de la sangre de Cristo Jesus les conceda su infinita misericordia, se apiade de sus corazones, arrepientansen malvados perversos humanos y el poder inconmesurables de Dios se apadiara de ustedes. La sangre de Cirsto libere a la humanidad de los yugos y del pecado, por que tuyo es el reino el poder y la gloria, solo crito Jesus el hijo de Dios padre celestial.

[Hammersley1967]

Jesus Christ is a dirty, filthy, lying piece of toilet scum. He has killed and tortured the poor, innocent and vulnerable - whilst he has rewarded his murderous foot soldiers with riches and power.

He is the abominable offspring of the rape of a Hebrew whore by the evil demon that calls itself "Yahweh".

Lucifer is the one true Lord and Saviour, who will love us unconditionally and prtect us from the evil Yahweh and his dirty, filthy, lying progeny Christ...

HEED THESE WORDS OF WISDOM!!!

[TheInternetSurfer]

@Hammersley1967 What The Fuck (note i dont believe in god)

[Hammersley1967]

@TheInternetSurfer

I COMMAND YOU TO SUBMIT TO THE DARK LORD NOW!!!

[TheInternetSurfer]

I only submit to Thrall the leader of the Horde

[Hammersley1967]

@TheInternetSurfer

Fair enough...

[Biniou7]

@Hammersley1967

What kind of crazy pills are you taking, and could you please offer to share them with the rest of the class?

[Hammersley1967]

@Biniou7

I COMMAND THEE TO SUBMIT TO THE DARK LORD NOW!!!

[BADTR1P]

lololol AWESOME

[BionicDance]

*grin* Fuckin' brilliant. :)

[MasterFhyl]

Im going to hell...

[Guitcad1]

On the one hand this video fucking slew me! My sides hurt just as much as his... from laughing!

On the other hand I feel kinda bad because, I mean, I'm laughing at sombody being horribly tortured and killed, and that kind of thing still happens to real people.

[JesusSuckedGayPenis]

No you're not, they are actors in a fictional film, you are not laughing at torture, you are laughing at parody. Big difference.

I've found myself laughing at a lot of horror films.

[bakaboy2000]

God! Jesus is a total bottom! USE YOUR SAFETY WORD!!!!!

[donmanowar]

hahahahahaha one of the funiest things i ever see hahahahaha grate

[DarthRevan77]

fast motion pictures + benny hill theme song are always funny :)

[Stkieran]

Even Jesus would laugh at this.

[MrSpylark]

@Stkieran I agree with you because he is so god damn liberal lol! I think he would laugh hysterically because it shows the hysteria behind people worshiping some devil's murder lol

[winterstellar]

@Stkieran If he had ever existed for real, that is...: )

[VirtualWrestling]

@Stkieran if he existed but he didn't.

[stationcamp]

whoever made this is going to hell

[bille77]

@stationcamp YOU are going to hell... because thinking that God is so stupid and intolerant is sheer blasphemy. You are propably going to end up in hell for this one, my friend.

[gaelicscots]

fuck jesus. I hope that it hurt when the romans nailed him to the cross.

I masterbate all over jesus. I jerk of all over him to the point he looks like a plasterers radio.