Mark Ronson - Official Podcast Episode 5

[sirtinycreep]

Is he gay?

[bs4e]

he looks like he towers over everyone...

[madder36]

mark ronson is definitely a musical idol of mine. he doesn't just stick with one genre.

[mjjghosts]

18 seconds to 28 he looks hott!!!

[thesmallerhand]

I've never heard him talk...

[sabrinamusiq]

He's HOT! Now if I can get him to produce me that would be an absolute dream come true!

[hellogoodbyemyluv]

lol - "i wrote your name, i wrote your check."

[taniamashay]

I love your blogisodes....very creative friendly and can relate to the people.Would love to collaborate with you!

[livni2]

he looks like an identical twin brother of israeli composer/singer yoni bloch.. thats so amazing!

search youtube for yoni bloch.. wow, thats spooky.

[Ydani1]

now that i think about it, you're totally right!

oh, and their taste in music is similar too.

[LoveAlternativeMusic]

yoni bloch is fucking amazing

[348884]

r u kidding? yoni bloch is ugly and mark ronson is HOT !!

[cassyevans]

he should hook up wit lily

[lucyargentina]

he's not that hot

but he is VERY talented

[WhoKilledBambi2]

Ronson why don't to go to collect tomatoes? stop ruin other people music, friend of mine frined of mine friend of mine... stop making yourself big and friend of you. the truth is your remixes are shit and you should stop making music because you don't have nothing to say!! W Noel Gallagher!!!

[johnnyblotter]

If you think it's not real, industry dudes and Mr. Ronson, just search for Feet First at the haunt.

You can't really hear their shizz too much, but I'm sure you can smell it.

Get at me people! Don't you want to deal someone smart and talented? What is the problem? Get the talent on your side man!

[rochdalerules]

Fuck off johnny blotter why do u keep posting?

Mark Ronson is 100 times better than you, i've seen your 'work' and it's shit:it looks like a parody!

[johnnyblotter]

Does the music industry even care about lyrics?

Here's some of the Real Ronson for ya.

not a lot of mc's can get er done

but when I'm manic I put an English accent for fun

You're in Ronson land and I'm collecting souls

this goes out to all my ladies dancing on poles

and to my cheerleaders with big tits and fuzzy sweaters

it's Ronson the bonecrusher y'all know the letters!

[johnnyblotter]

Sorry bout that, industry.

I'm saying Charles Ronson has a song with this chorus:

It's R to the O N S O N son take your moms out I'ma make you my stepson.

Mark, you gotta just get into it man! You know?

[johnnyblotter]

Dammit, I'm getting shut down here.

[johnnyblotter]

The thing is, the singer of Feet First is also the best white rapper on the planet. That's right, better than Eminem. More attuned to what kids are about today.

His rap name is Charles Ronson.

Why are you guys not sending me messages right now? I'll send you demos of Charles Ronson and you'll see that you're dealing with the best. That's just how it is.

[johnnyblotter]

The band I'm producing now is called Feet First, out of Westchester NY. I've known these guys for 12 years. Do you think they care about the suits?

No. They don't care. And I'm sorry that I'm picking on Mark Ronson here but the industry needs to change.

You need to improve, dude. Send me a message, people. You know? I'm not stopping what I'm doing and I have extremely marketable talent for days.

[johnnyblotter]

I am producing the hottest punk rock band in the world right now.

And it isn't too difficult for me to just make an ecommerce site, ya know?

The music industry needs to be about finding and working with talent. And I'm goddamn talent and you're kidding yourself if you deny it.

[johnnyblotter]

I'm saying valuable things here, but they are going in reverse. Just a warning.

[johnnyblotter]

And again - all you have to do is watch my video F*ck Mainstream Pop to see that it's possible to get better sounds than you industry guys get on almost no money. You can spend millions against people like me...it ain't gonna do you any good, ya know? That's just reality.

Watch it, turn the speakers up, and try to deny it.

I'm a nice guy looking to do business with smart people.

[johnnyblotter]

So if any of you industry guys want to deal with a web programming drumming master with piles of music, talent, and ideas, just send me a message. You can't just sit in your offices - it ain't gonna work much longer. People barely need you to make records as it is, ya know?

[johnnyblotter]

Look Mark. I know you aren't really a hack. But I deserve a f'in shot. I've been through hell and back for my music and I'm a world class American r+b drummer who has been seeking out talent forever. I program websites for money. That's how I live.

[johnnyblotter]

I mean, my dad isn't in the music industry. I didn't grow up in a city. Which is why I can't seem to jump into this "industry" even though I have piles of ideas about how to improve it.

Example 1: I have so much music that I wouldn't sell cds. I'd sell Funkbiscuits. Or Punkbiscuits.

Are any of you almost out of work A&R guys listening? I have a patent pending on marketing software as well. Just send me a message, man!

[johnnyblotter]

I mean, I'm sure you're a nice guy.

I could help you though. I have tons of amazing artists, beats, sounds, etc. All any person or label has to do is watch my vids to see the talent.

You are not a bad guy man. Send me a message and I'll hit you with some sounds and beats. Or your label or whoever your manager is.

I'm just good. I say that because I've done the work and been in way dirtier trenches than you have. Which isn't your fault.

peace

-Jon

[johnnyblotter]

god you are so corny. amazingly corny.

[eyeluv2dance]

ugh he's so cute! <3

is he like one of those shy guys

*happy belated birthday*

[Prizm2356]

Look at that nose...like a horse

[PonyParadise]

hottest man on earth!! ♥.♥

[kjroxz]

Mark Ronson is very cool and creative

[canthavteee]

All this shitbag does is steal other peoples songs. Not talented. Just because he's one of the 'chosen people' he's got where he is.

[johnnyblotter]

Let the record show that any seemingly aggressiv comments towards Mr. Mark Ronson are not literal. It's just entertainment and art. Like real people do every day.

[johnnyblotter]

I am watching this video again today and yes, it's true - you are whiter and less funky than you were yesterday.

Amazing. I don't how you do it.

[johnnyblotter]

like...your retarded comment to the horn players...you do know they just put up with you, don't you?

[johnnyblotter]

Try me, Ronson.

And let's not get the real Ronson started in on you, joker.

[johnnyblotter]

I am going to put my penis through the computer and down your throat.

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[eyeluv2dance]

what's your problem with him?!!

[johnnyblotter]

Let me say it like this:

How many British deushbags does it take to make a real hip hop record?

Exactly. It isn't possible.

-Your American Master

Samson J.

Suck it dude. Try me.

Try me.

[juicebox1620]

you spelled "deushbags" wrong you DOUCHEBAG

[johnnyblotter]

Everything Mark Ronson says = daddy money to rappers.

Well, Mark. Perhaps people with brains understand that a six year old can put a needle on a record.

You are just bottom of the barrel. Talent-wise.

[johnnyblotter]

I am watching what you are saying to the artists on this video.

Do you know that you are possibly the world's biggest phony?

[johnnyblotter]

As a total assclown, you are here to faciliate your demise.

You just suck a ton of cock, dude. You are just fucking awful.

I tell you this because I need this shit. I love this shit. And you are a fucking hack and I don't accept a thing you say.

-Jon Takiff

[johnnyblotter]

I am going to fuck your face all summer long.

How's that feel?

[NYFinest2]

this ninja killed that Nas track!

[monilibertine]

the hottest producer at the time!!!

[kitcatparker]

he is such a hottie

thats all i can tell

[stephenmitchell2000]

As far as I can tell, all this dick does is record other people doing lousy covers of lousy songs. What a droning bastard he is. Stop talking about yourself Mark.

[kannahHim]

you're so funny cause you're too stupid to knoe good music

[stephenmitchell2000]

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahaHA!

I'm so glad you tried to cuss me and call me stupid and yet you can't even spell the word 'know'. I have been able to spell this word since I was about 4. You're dumber than a 4 yr old. Maybe that's why you think Mark Ronson makes good music. Prick.

[kannahHim]

Take a look at the keybord. Notice that the letters E and W are next to each other. I'm so sorry for being a little clumpsy. I didn't know that pressing the wrong letter in ONE word would disturb you THAT much. I'm sorry for you. WANKER

[stephenmitchell2000]

There's no P in clumsy.

[kannahHim]

Oh sorry. Got anything else to say but complaining about my spelling?

[hstmd11]

He is not just hot, but he's got talents and he is a very very smart musician! He knows how to pust this and that together and then it comes out as a very great album!

[meowler85]

i love you mark and i'd LOVE to work with you. i sing the blues, soul, and jazz. my sound is like etta, billie, and aretha all rolled into one.

[JustTeri2K7]

he's fucking gorgeous

[rocker4577]

I'm secretly Mark Ronson trying boost controversy on my Youtube page.

[albazd]

ღ

[MissKaye1029]

Hey, He's cute!!!

[dior0809]

♡

[backupnameplease]

Mark Ronson is damn fine and talented

[pedroander]

you asshole! if you got his talents and post it on youtube then no question asked!

[Richiesambuka]

Cunt! Make a song instead of ruining others. True "The kaiser chiefs" are shit anyway, but that cunt touched the smiths, combined it with the supremes and made a piece of crap littered with beats. Talentless twat.

[DitaVonTeese]

I really like these kinds of videos where he explains how ideas/melodies/tunes come to his mind, his relation with other artist... In my opinion he rocks!

[ExistentiaDementia]

I'm sorry you got so many thumbs down ratings. I actually think this is a very funny comment. LOL.

[F0RZAACMILANN]

But, he IS from NYC. And he's the brains behind so many of the names he "drops". He deserves all the credit he gets!!

[danielsofvarna]

Nice guy!I mean-the things he says and the way he thinks.He deserves a success:)And he is looking fine as a man too.A bit artist style but fine for me:)

[tastingcolours]

i agree, i think he looks rather dashing too XD

[rododindon]

he seems to be like "i 'm just out of the bed" ; is it his normal stand or is it something typically for artists, musicers and co, to seem coming from another planet?

But it doesn't change that he makes a amazing music!

[rododindon]

or it's maybe because of this lol

[pedroander]

most musicians and singers do rest alot per day anyway... they need the energy for the brain and the voice to be able to create a creative piece of music and not come out with a piece of crap.

[chelsealaday]

ha ha love the 20 grand gag

[scientologyisforfags]

no doubt hes good. but he is a total douchebag. monotone answers and having a pop at ghostface.

[sexyflirty]

So i heard right.. i thought i heard bronson on the song ooh wee.. but didn't think it's possible.. i guess anything's possible.. ;)

[roisinnuala]

whaaaaay. whens he next doin a set in manchester?

[JUSLISEN2ME]

ha ha Mark Bronson.....Funny

[iamsydneyyy]

amazinggg<3