Fuck the Thick of Fuckin it is fuckin a load of Fuckin old Fuckin Bollocks a Fuckin weak un Fucking funny fucking embarrassment that shouldn't have Fucking made it past the Fucking pilot Fucking Fuck Fuck Fucking Fuck Fuck, Fuck Fuck Fuck !!!!
For Fuck sake saying Fucking Fuck is not fucking funny anymore so Fuck off and go Fucking Fuck yourself .
"Breathe one word of this and I will tear your fucking skin off, I will wear it to your mother's birthday party, and I will rub your nuts up and down her leg whilst whistling Bohemian fucking Rhapsody, right!?"
It's when Malcolm starts by being rather nice to you that you should be worried. If he walks into a room and calls you a cunt, you're in the clear. If he has a nice little joke with you, you're a fucking dead man walking.
i'll tear your fucking skin off, i will wear it to your mothers birthday party, i will rub your nuts up and down her leg while'st whistleing bohemian fucking rhapsody right ? yeah. Now get out of my fucking sight :L
"i will rub your nuts up and down her leg whilst whistling bohemian fucking Rhapsody". how can anyone not laugh at this clip, one of the best bits in the thick of it, malcolm tucker is my favourite character ever. the 2 dislikes for this video are from mincing fucking cunts
Why has the RSC or the Globe Theatre not signed up Peter Capaldi as Richard III. This was a play about "spin" written 400 years before it was invented. He would be brilliant!
@jhhapps From his career as an actor through to a fully fledged dramatist Shakespeare was a propagandist for the tudors at one of the most paranoid times in English history. Shakespeare probably disguarded the word "spin" when He was writing "Titus..." -it's one of the words He didnt introduce to the lexicon-by accident :)
@dwergster990 How you should deal with any of those useless, worthless, overpaid, leeching, blood-sucking fucking wankers we call politicians, surely the lowest form of life on this or any other planet.
The one about removing an ipod from its nano-sheath and shoving it up your cock has the edge, I think.
revjimbob 2 weeks ago
It is without a doubt the the greatest piece of television in the last ten years.
flyworld3 1 month ago 5
you mincing fucking CUNT!
MilSimGuy 1 month ago
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Fuck the Thick of Fuckin it is fuckin a load of Fuckin old Fuckin Bollocks a Fuckin weak un Fucking funny fucking embarrassment that shouldn't have Fucking made it past the Fucking pilot Fucking Fuck Fuck Fucking Fuck Fuck, Fuck Fuck Fuck !!!!
For Fuck sake saying Fucking Fuck is not fucking funny anymore so Fuck off and go Fucking Fuck yourself .
Heennrriiicckk 1 month ago
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This show is a load of old Bollocks, pathetic ,not funny an embarrassment .
Heennrriiicckk 1 month ago
@Heennrriiicckk Your mom's birthday party is an embarrassment!
Centigonos 1 month ago
@Centigonos Don't waste your time on Heennrriicckk. He's a mincing fucking CUNT.
Doinghisbest 4 weeks ago
us scotts can cuss better than any other cunt in the whole world.
ToddBryantWelch 1 month ago
Malcom is a legend and a hero. You can't fuck with the scots when it comes to swearing
paulms100 1 month ago
"Breathe one word of this and I will tear your fucking skin off, I will wear it to your mother's birthday party, and I will rub your nuts up and down her leg whilst whistling Bohemian fucking Rhapsody, right!?"
gratedrawur 2 months ago 9
So, if he's like that at work, whats he like at a football game?
dddrrmm 3 months ago 2
2 people have been bollocked by Malcolm Tucker
dasher83 3 months ago
"you have to be re-assembled my air-crash investigators" top notch insult
felipe367 4 months ago 2
It's when Malcolm starts by being rather nice to you that you should be worried. If he walks into a room and calls you a cunt, you're in the clear. If he has a nice little joke with you, you're a fucking dead man walking.
Deadman6990 4 months ago 14
Im loving it!!! its the super gayweight title fight. Right Oliver, wipe away the precome, you've got work to do
mushyw1234 4 months ago
Its the accent,as well as his words
GLYNWED 4 months ago
"Get-Out-Of My-Fucking-Sight."
sprucemoose18 4 months ago 2
You mincing fucking CUNT!!
berbletov 4 months ago 9
1.06 - 1.18
clearly the greatest insult/threat that has ever been uttered in existence of humanity bar none
perediam 5 months ago 3
Alright, shitehead, we're visiting.
HELPTHEPICKLEISALIVE 5 months ago
@HELPTHEPICKLEISALIVE *Shitehead revisited.
pacmandem 5 months ago 2
@pacmandem Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
HELPTHEPICKLEISALIVE 5 months ago
@jonandjez yeah, we just watched the fucking video
ThatScottishGuy2010 6 months ago 3
i'll tear your fucking skin off, i will wear it to your mothers birthday party, i will rub your nuts up and down her leg while'st whistleing bohemian fucking rhapsody right ? yeah. Now get out of my fucking sight :L
jonandjez 6 months ago 3
OOOOh Malcolm's got his bollocking face on!
AshLuvsJonnyStew 7 months ago 2
Don't fuck with the jocks
kingewan 7 months ago
He's like Gene Hunt with tourettes
Yinetteification 7 months ago 5
Fuck! Malcom Tucker is the most BADASS Motherfucking Guy who has Fucking balls of steel!
TheDownUnderSquadron 7 months ago 9
I couldn't love this more if I tried, Malcolm is my fucking hero!
AshLuvsJonnyStew 7 months ago 5
One of the most brilliant bits of invective ever.
jeffg2020 7 months ago
Sheer joy....
TheBitterWeed 7 months ago
"You mincing fucking CUNT!!" :-D
scottyhib 7 months ago 7
this video's hilarious :L
jonandjez 7 months ago
When He puts his hand on his chest it's like the touch of death
TyghtAlso 8 months ago 3
"i will rub your nuts up and down her leg whilst whistling bohemian fucking Rhapsody". how can anyone not laugh at this clip, one of the best bits in the thick of it, malcolm tucker is my favourite character ever. the 2 dislikes for this video are from mincing fucking cunts
leeb19yido 8 months ago
Why has the RSC or the Globe Theatre not signed up Peter Capaldi as Richard III. This was a play about "spin" written 400 years before it was invented. He would be brilliant!
jhhapps 8 months ago
@jhhapps From his career as an actor through to a fully fledged dramatist Shakespeare was a propagandist for the tudors at one of the most paranoid times in English history. Shakespeare probably disguarded the word "spin" when He was writing "Titus..." -it's one of the words He didnt introduce to the lexicon-by accident :)
TyghtAlso 8 months ago
How you should deal with the Tories!
dwergster990 9 months ago 13
@dwergster990 How you should deal with any of those useless, worthless, overpaid, leeching, blood-sucking fucking wankers we call politicians, surely the lowest form of life on this or any other planet.
CalumGilhooly 7 months ago
Saw Peter Capaldi on the underground. It was the only time I have been genuinely starstruck.
frenchkids 10 months ago 9
2 people are mincing fucking cunts.
brucegray666 10 months ago 3
brucegray666 , there are more white CUNTs out there , for Real.
Politics and Police = v.Dirty BUSINESSes in the UK,lots of backstabbing, bullying, blackmailing, etc even more than "Journalism".
See : - theMet, News of theWorld, Judges,+ _Pay as You Go "LAW"_ -
KGBfbiSECUpolitia 9 months ago
malcolm would destroy chuck norris. fact.
MACCURRIE1 10 months ago 25
Classic Tucker!
JPKDennison 10 months ago
you mincing fucking, CUNT!!!
OJK86 10 months ago 6
"...and I would rain down upon you so hard that you would have to be reassembled by fuckin' air crash investigators..."
Absolutely brilliant!!! :)
fripouille69 10 months ago 2
Wise Guy!
starcraftAI22 11 months ago
Shitehead Revisited!
meesterlowe 11 months ago 4
Malcolm Tucker for Prime Minister!
balltongue666 11 months ago 4
this video shouldnt have a dislike button
NorthstarXXXI 11 months ago 3
tihs is fucking comical gold
NorthstarXXXI 1 year ago
lol, genius
thebighead01 1 year ago
hahahahahaha The bohemian rhapsody part is just fucking out of this world !!!!!1
Malcolm fucking Tucker !!!
floydjr29 1 year ago 3
lol i love olly just laughing his head off behind the door
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Get
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PurushaDesa 1 year ago
Malcolm Tucker is a hero, a true ubermensch. All hail.
personatoobject 1 year ago
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jensorce 1 year ago
"Mama...Just Killed a Man..." F*ing love it!
jensorce 1 year ago 3
I love the 'bollocking stare' he gives at the end of the clip. Brilliant.
Exeunt26 1 year ago 58
Oh god I love Malcolm!
blackwell754 1 year ago 4
Whispering Bohemian fucking Rhapsody hahah that is something.
cofpaddy 1 year ago 7
@cofpaddy its whistling bohemian rhapsody
MACCURRIE1 1 year ago
super gayweight title fight :D
bellebrett 1 year ago