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  • andrew's brilliant, cant say the same for this asshole!

  • Dice at his peak SOLD OUT Madison Square Garden as well as other venues around the country. So SOMEBODY thought he was funny. Why would you even upload this video if you thought he wasn't funny?

    Arsenio is so full of shit! Did he feel the same way when his buddy Eddie Murphy did racial and gay jokes?

  • I remember this guy. What ever happened to him?

  • @kaos3124 He spoke out regarding Charlie Sheen last yr is here on You Tube "Andrew Dice Clay comments on Charlie" :D

  • Listen, I like Bill Hicks, George Carlin, etc etc and i ALSO like Andrew Dice Clay, i think that his comedy is utterly brutal and not the most smartest things a person would say but they are MOST certainly true! He is funny as fuck and if you dont think he is then your just an arrogant, egotistic, smug, conceited, self- righteous PRICK who takes the comedy world and themselves way too seriously, like i thought comedy was all about the laughs and having fun, i guessed wrong?

  • This was the peak of Dice.

    Him breaking character, being a person, and not some schtick character.

    He was on top of the world on this night.

    Everything after this, his MTV Awards set, the movie, his losing "Dice", was all downhill from this moment......

  • Damn dude, what did the Diceman ever do to you?

    (Cuz he certainly didn't give you a sense of humor!)

  • dam whoever uploaded this is a serious hater

  • So at what point does he cry? Or did he mean that bit at the end where he throws on the sappy routine?

  • ADC is the Jesus of Comedy. Bill Hicks is the GOD of Comedy

    fyi for all of the dumbass little pricks that think none of them are funny, "you can take a glide on about a mile six inches at a time on my dick"

  • @1wayleader I love Dice and Bill but did you just put them both in the same box??? Have u even listened to them ???? Suckin my dick...

  • @mightyhawksfan im not putting them in the same box im just putting bill hicks above ADC

  • Gotta love Arsenio name-dropping MC Hammer!

  • So I got my prick crammed so far down her meat hole.....that fucking bitch. Love me some DICE!!

  • nice hair Arsenio.. looool

  • Clay was Funny as hell ...! "I feel like urinating on the guy" .. LMAO!!

  • this dude was funny for about 15 mins a long time ago, he's pathetic on Entourage, pathetic.

  • What a load of crap.

  • Hahahaha... Oak tree!!!!

  • 45 people didn't get their Oak Tree

  • @alabamaserge lmfao

  • sorry but can all you COCK SUCKERS , sorry, i mean "DICE" haters turn around please, cause we have trouble hearing you when you are talkin out of your arse!!!!

  • He's not funny and not cool.Biggest asshole ever. Only simple minds find him funny.

  • roger Ebert, the slack jawed retard,,,,

  • Thanks for posting this ShitBrick.. I just hit "Hide Annotations", and dug the vid. Go check out his interview at Marc Maron's WTF podcast page. Give's you some really good insight on who he is vs who you think he is..

  • Just listen to "The Day the Laughter Died, part 1." It's one of the best recorded live shows (and the only double-album) in comedy history. It's two hours of intimate crowd work at Dangerfield's with a small, unsuspecting audience. Pure genius.

  • @SerialVapist It's not the only double-album in comedy history. Dane Cook's Retaliation is also a double-album.

  • your all dumb, he's a comedian fuck you and go to work.

  • none of this was even comedy it was more of an interview so why should he be funny at all idk but he needs to get outta the 80s and into the new millennium

  • I forgot what a complete tool Silverstein was. Thanks for reminding me.

  • dice man rules

  • At 1:34, he says..."I'm a Great comedian". LOL. You gotta love how he compliments himself.

  • Dice is exponentially funnier than the shitty annotations on this video.

  • Given the pasage of time, I wonder how much the popularity of the Diceman character had to do with the rise of the Political Correctness movement. Another thought: if Diceman was just a character (like Larry the Cable Guy), and if Andrew Silverstein was such a bright comic mind, then why has Silverstein never done anything else even after the Diceman character was no longer viable?

  • He was actually wearing a RED jacket in this interview, but the colors are all bright and fucked on this upload that it looks pink.

  • so unfunny its funny

  • why did the faggot who uploaded this write his shitty jokes on the video? :/

  • fuck you ShitStains7676, you know you like the Diceman. He's funny and one of a kind and if you really don't like him then GO FUCK YOURSELF!! end of story.

  • Dice Rules. Don't have to explain.

    

  • gotta hand it to dice, he did what most have never done. wasnt the best comic, but he had his time in the sun.

  • If you hate Dice so much Mr Shit Stains, why did you take the time to upload it and fill the video with hateful comments?

  • DICE IS THE TRUTH, and anybody who dont like it can wipe there ass with what ever they say

  • Dice is a fucking prick. If you think he's funny or good in any way then you are clearly everything that is wrong with the world :)

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  • @MrKenmcmullen Thanks :). Continue plaguing everything that is good, with your bigoted, racist and lazy "comedy".

  • i dont really like dice, but if this was a way to make him look bad, then you failed worse than anything.

  • You quote Roger Ebert. That says all we need to know about your peg chomping ass.

  • You gotta be fuckin kiddin me. You post the legend up on here and you shit on him!! You cock sucker, that goes to show youz people on here that a guy name Dick put this fuckin bull shit up! Fuckin wack off!

  • DICE RULES!!!

  • The annotations in this video were clearly made by somebody with way too much time on their hands.

  • The poster of this is the exact kind of depressed faggot that got tired of writing on his own forum and decided to post a video. Of, guess who, ANDREW DICE FUCKING CLAY. QQ bitch.

  • the annotations are the best part

  • i can see how people dont like him but seriously take a fucking joke and gain a sense of humor instead of flaming a legend.

  • "He fixed my sisters roof." I love Dice. He shat on everyone and everything and didn't give a fuck.

  • Dice is cool, and whoever uploaded this video and made the bullshit comments, should have his fucking cock snapped of and fed to him, anally.

  • i didnt get one of those damn oak trees!

  • He SURE WAS at the MTV awards...lol

  • Dice was funny as hell.

  • ShitStains7676 , Your name fits you. You're a douchbag who probably was in diapers when Dice first his the major comedy scene. He's an original who sold out at Madison Square Gardens. If he offends you its probably because your a fuckin liberal twat tree hugger. Go fuck yourself !

  • @V8Deuce

    I just watched his movie "Dice Rules", and that was seriously one of the least funny things I've ever seen. He makes fun, without ever showing an ounce of cleverness.

    You tell someone to "go fuck themselves" because they don't like the comedy you do? Pretty awful and close minded, just like Mr. Dice Clay.

  • @clockworkfiction3 Suck my cock

  • @V8Deuce

    Haha, great response. About what I expected.

  • lol all i have to say is for someone who hates andrew so much sure did waste enough of your time to put this video up, so deep down inside don't deny it you're a fan

  • He reminds me of the Nutty Professor. In fact, they both do. chuckles

  • He was a one trick pony who went for cheap laughs. His material was pretty lame. The problem was that his target demographic, adolescent males (of any age) ultimately grew up and he needed another batch of non-adults to laugh at his cheap shots. They didn't come back for a 2nd helping. The novelty wore off and he now looks ridiculous trying to play the role of the greaser/tough guy in middle age.

  • ha ha thanks for uploading he's a funny guy good stuff

  • From here it was all downhill........Comedians shouldn't be so sensitive. Nowadays, Dice picks a fight during every interview over something stupid. No one wants to see that shit

  • DICE IS THE FUCKING MAN

  • Wow why take it personally. This ruined his rep

  • hard to believe this was "the cool guy act"

  • He should have kept his composure, showed no fear and ignored the haters. Unfortunately, long term drug abuse can bring out fears in the toughest of men.

  • @john17972 tough my ass.. Anyone who acts that tough is almost a guaranteed pussy and/or closet homosexual.

  • Dice Rules! BTW, Arsinio Hall is a panty waste.

  • @moehio Uhhh, no. you're a panty waste.

  • The thing about ADC is that he was doing a character who was supposed to be hated, in the tradition of Andy Kaufman and Archie Bunker. Instead, his audience-- his biggest fans-- treated him like a philosopher king. ADC quit because his biggest fans didn't get that HE was the joke, and he was ashamed of what he was creating. He wanted people to laugh *AT* him, and NOT with him.

  • The thing about ADC is that he was doing a character who was supposed to be hated, in the tradition of Andy Kaufman and Archie Bunker. Instead, his audience-- his biggest fans-- treated him like a philosopher king. ADC quit because his biggest fans didn't get that HE was the joke, and he was ashamed of what he was creating. He wanted people to laugh *AT* him, and NOT with him.

  • i think when it comes to dice there will always be a 50/50 crowd some like him some hate him, i think dice is no different then any other comic he jokes about real stuff, he makes fun of everything, now i like some of his dirty nursery rhymes and others r just not funny, i think the difference between dice and other comics is his style and delivery and he accesively uses foul language, when he was in his prime he was one of the biggest draws if not the biggest draw out there,

  • If you don't think ADC is funny you don't understand comedy.

  • Orly? Because we think ADC is an unfunny hack, we don't understand comedy? How's that statement any different if you replaced ADC w/ Larry The Cable Guy? How does 1 understand comedy? You either think something's funny, or you don't. There's no PROPER understanding of comedy, you arrogant fuck. It's all about individual preference. You're an elitist douchebag, who walks around w/ his nose up in the air, pretending you're on some grand, higher scale than others based on your shitty opinions.

  • 1/2 @TwoHandedSledge: HELL EFFIN YEAH!! Well said, Sledge! I wish I was that elequent when ripping someone to absolute shreds! I've wanted to say exactly that to so many people regarding so many artists! and I quote: "There's no PROPER understanding of comedy, you arrogant fuck. It's all about individual preference. You're an elitist douchebag, who walks around w/ his nose up in the air, pretending you're on some grand, higher scale than others based on your shitty opinions." HURRAY!!

  • 2/2 @TwoHandedSledge: I'm a guitarist.. I've payed for 20 years. I've heard endless f*cktard's who confuse their opinion with FACT. I.E: X is the best guitar player in the world, or X sucks. When I hear that, I usually tend to bust out a saying of mine: "There is no such thing as "better"or "worse", only "difference" and "preferance"..

  • @smalltownrockstar97 lol, I'm a guitarist too. :D

  • Poor guy got shot and killed by a disgruntled fan he made fun of. Like he said about sigfried and roy.....it was a long time coming.

  • i got the feeling that the uploader of this video dont like dice

  • You know what's not funny? All the stupid text comments ShitStains7676 put all over this video. What kinda shithead doesn't understand a comedian who's in character?

    For the record, I don't think Dice is particularly funny, but there's no reason to hate him.

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  • Dice you are the king 

  • Only comic to ever sellout madison square garden....................Twic­e.

  • Most albums sold, Madison Square Garden, Highest paid comedien in Vegas years running....And you make fun...losers

  • AMAZING COMIC

  • DICE IS ONE FUNNY MOTHER FUCKER 

  • DICE RULES.. period..

  • dice is funny, period.

    (might get some new material ofcourse :) ... but funny)

  • Arsenio turning Dice's "oak tree" joke around on him...priceless.

  • He truly thinks he was on top and the hottest comic out there.

  • @SouthernKudzu That is because he was the hottest comic out there at the time this was filmed you dumb fuck

  • @Gilch30 He was never on top. And really this was filmed? Wow, I thought YouTube videos were live, you cock sucking cum dumster!!

  • @SouthernKudzu Dice was never on top? What other comedian ever sold out Madison Square Garden, TWO nights in a row, especially on his own with no bullshit package tour? Never on top?? At least Dice can definitely say, for two, maybe three years, he was without a shadow of a doubt, THE biggest comic on the planet.

  • Dice = Garbage. Period.

  • So much energy, and not a single punchline. He's comedic blue balls. What a waste.

  • This is the CHEAPEST, GIMMICK RIDDEN bullshit form of "comedy". Fuck this posing piece of shit hack. Only reason i watched this was because Kinison briefly mentioned this fuckwad.

  • i think this dude has some weird fixation on black dicks, it's on every routine

  • ShitStains7676 Why all the stupid posts? DICE RULED THE DAY!!

  • arsenio hall sucks,hes not funny at all he has to ride coat tails just to stay in the lime light,like tom Arnold rideing Rosanne bars coat tail,but unlike Arnold,who came into his own arsinio hall still sucks.

  • arsinio hall sucks

  • This shit had me crying in laughter

  • One facinating thing I notice about Clay's audiences is that they almost never laugh. They just cheer and whoop at everything he says. Its like they don't go to laugh, just to be entertained in some bizarre fashion. Like they missed the "comedy" part of stand-up comedy.

  • He's a joke, talking like he's Italian ????

  • Dice is the undisputed comedy champ!!! Funniest comic ever!!

  • Arsenio was on sum hate-game bullshit here....Dice forever.

  • I hate ppl who hate dice. if u hate dice u deserve to die. peace

  • Hey Shit stains, DICE fucked your mother in the ass and she had YOU!

  • Dice makes fun of everybody, Asians, Jews, blacks, retards. I don't understand why 'ShitStains7676' is so offended. They're just jokes.

  • How can anybody who calls themself shit staines talk about anybody????

    Go change your underwear Mr. Skid Mark. Dice RULEZ!. Youre a broke, jealous FAG!

  • Enjoy this humour, because the stuff he said back then could never be performed nowadays. Dice4Eva

  • @Thunderclap123 Do you have any references to this material?

  • The mjority of the people who would watch this video, do so because they searched Andrew Dice Clay. They watch it because they want to see him. It's why I did. Dice is the man. He's an icon. I'm glad he made his mark. Not the greatest comedian ever, but one of the most noticed for sure and still funny as hell.

  • the king of comedy barr none , fuck u hateful people , do ur research before u criticise , very rude and crude - but the truth hurts

  • when Arsenio says he's offended about not getting "one of those Oak Trees" he stops and looks at the camera for a couple seconds, with his horse face and hair cut, his head is shaped like a football. LoL....people wanna talk shit on Dice, but what about Arsenio? What's he done in the past decade?

  • @RealAmericanHero420 not been a uptight wanker like clay

  • @bradscicluna1 You've got a point! Dice's act has really become stupid and if anyone laughs at his shows it's usually laughing at what he is saying because it is pathetic and not because his jokes are funny. Am I right?

  • Good for him. He says what he feels with no regrets.

  • This guy did what he loved to do, busted his ass and had a happy life..what do you have against that?

  • "Satire is primarily a literary genre or form, although in practice it can also be found in the graphic and performing arts. In satire, vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, and society itself, into improvement.[1] Although satire is usually meant to be funny, its greater purpose is constructive social criticism, using wit as a weapon."

  • not sure why everybody is being so serious about a guy who admits his whole act is a put-on.

  • @uncoverbrother put-on? in this exact video he says he draws it from real life. fucktard

  • @bradscicluna1 in recent years he's admitted that his act is a put-on. heard it with my own ears. peace. 

  • Comedian Sam.... who?

  • @Trancemaster2052 Sam Kinison.

  • @Trancemaster2052 Kinison

  • Well I guess the guy who inserted all the "comments" in this video is busy wiping his/her ass with what they're saying about him.

  • This guy was stresses out and full of anxiety. Only human.

  • You Asshole Troll. You have no idea what genious comedy is, prick.

  • The guy who wrote all in caps should perhaps get some medication.

  • where is the end of this segment?

  • Man, the 90's was crazy, you get away with a jacket in pink and you could still get away with disrespecting bitches, oh! (Joke).

    You could still get away with smoking on a TV show..

  • Prior to Dice coming out to talk to Arsenio, some gay activists were in the audience and Arsenio talked with one of them to get their side of the controversy Dice caused with his jokes about gays. 

  • @charlespeterwatson Homosexuals always get upset over anything anyone says. Someone should just tell them to shut the fuck up and read the First amendment. If you dont like what someone says, turn the television off or just ignore it. Live and let live.

  • @jair333 you can't tell someone to read the first amendment and "shut the fuck up" in the same breath. duh.

  • best line from dice: "look at those fuckin... TITS!"

  • This guy is way funny, you should stop looking for the worst of him, this is an interview not an act, idiot

  • Dice is awesome but shitstains is a butt zoner.

  • Where is the end of this clip?

  • He was sincere, What have you ever done with ur pathetic life shitstain7676 homo? You love dice to have put his vid on youtube LOL

  • Dice is th KING.... Shit Stains7676 is a COCKSUCKING FAG!

  • @EligantElliotOffen 20$ Shitstain would blow Clay, his lil comments in the video just prove how much he loves him.

  • I always wondered if you placed Arsenio upside down on his head, if he would balance like a weeble wobble. smoking on set was legal then ?

  • he shouldn't have cried. the dice don't cry. so what if he jokes on blacks? any black who doesn't like it shouldn't think it's alright for blacks to joke on other races like they do.

  • quit crying fucktard.

    ur like one of those old people who like to watch something u dont like and bitch about it all day.

    if u dont like the Dice, well im sure there are many more to like. just get over with it.

    i personally like old Dice and i think he is awesome and funny as shit.

    and most of all he got BALLS.

  • tool

  • woooah. dive. dice is a douche

  • @niccox2450 You are a douche. Dice owns.

  • Socialist communist, but in the majority, socialist. Socialist state of workers, organized as a democratic republic. Not that this idiot would know what these terms even mean. 

  • @ShitStains7676 What are your thoughts on Bill Hicks? :)

  • @ShitStains7676 what the fuck does that have anything to do with this? change the title for god's sake. stupid ass.

  • @ShitStains7676 why make an interview with your shitty little comments on the screen. just put up the video. just because Dice is more of a success than you does not mean you should troll while a video plays. you must have a sad sad life to post an interview of Dice than you shit on him in the video with comments. and why do you talk about how much he makes in a year and capitalism vs communism who the hell are you and why do you think your opinion about him matters to anyone but yourself!

  • 2 has beens. lol

  • funny guy. too arrogant. hubris brought him down.

  • Dice is the fucken best...but let me tell you something that you might not want to admit...if you don't like Dice.........TRUST ME........................: YOU"RE GAY!

  • if you dont like him y put up this video and in the words of the diceman your a jerk off

  • shit stains, shut up. andrew clay is great. no need for damn propaganda on your video, you dont need that, and we dont need to see that.

  • @MattAyroli matt is just a loser by insulting other people makes his no life behind a computer making him self fell better

  • @dacritter wait, if im the loser and you're insulting me, you're more of a loser than i am.

  • @MattAyroli Propaganda? I think they're called annotations. You can turn them off of course. Just as you can type in "dictionary propaganda" into google, just to check if you're being a retard.

    "systematic manipulation of public opinion, generally by the use of symbols such as flags, monuments, oratory, and publications."

    Keep in school, then once you're done, go work in a scrapyard.

  • @ShitStains7676 mate, shut the fuck up.

  • @MattAyroli Nice taste in music, poor taste in comedians.

  • @ShitStains7676 you might be right there. sorry about the rude reply, it was a bad attempt to quote clay's style.

  • Dice is the shit

  • Andrew Dice Clay: The Original Douchebag.

  • Dice has EMOTIONS?! HIS EYES GOT TEARY? WHAT IS HE? SOME KIND OF FAGGOT? SOME KIND OF BALL SCRATCHIN' BUTT SLAMMIN' HAIRY FUDGE PACKER?

    Ah, I'm kidding of course! I like this guy.

  • Hey, Snappahead, didn't pop up video go out with the pump up sneakers? Quit with the comments, or 1/2 the people on this comments list will bend ya over and paint tits on ya back.

  • Andrew Dice Clay is  the best. But, more importantly, this douchebag uploaded a video and didn't give an explanation on the "Foundry" logo? How dare you not mention the Opie & Anthony show on Sirius/XM Radio 6am-11am eastern time!!

  • gay video faggot andrew dice clay kicks ass fuck off you faggot pussy.

    dont message me trolls i dont give a fuck dont waste your time

  • He always looks like he's desperately struggling with male pattern baldness. Seems like the kind of person who spend hours primping himself with tons of mirrors and gadgetry. If the wind blows or he starts sweating, he's got a comb-over

  • @shitstains7676 so ya fink ya clever in knocking down diceman, got one thing to say to ya... well said my friend, this guy is especially redundant today

  • worst Italian impression ever, isn't that right Andrew Clay Silverstein?

  • Damn, Oprah was skinny here... I'm not sure about that hair-do though.

  • andrew dice fucked your sister in the ass thats why you mad