Rounders (7/12)

[DelMarSportsCamp]

So how much do you owe him? I dont know, his crazy fuckin gorilla math!

[slyther2222]

LOL 1:42 look at the guy's noodle flying out of his mouth XD

[hyatt2005]

For some reason the sound is pretty low. Can someone explain to me what is going on? Worm borrowed 7000 from Mike's credit and never paid him back? Also he never lost the 8000 back to the Russians? How does Mike get a 7000 credit line from the club anyway. Is the club legal? If not, how did they get the custom made chips? Thanks.

[arodspecialist]

@hyatt2005 Clubs like that is most likely not legal. Even if it is, it is very shady. The sequence is this. Worm won 8K from them Russians and others on 2K borrowed but took the entire 10K with 2K running on juice. What happened in between, we do not know, but the end result is that Worm probably lost all he won AND borrowed on Mike's credit from the Chesterfield. Thus 7K in debt on Mikey.

[lookaguru]

God I hope Mike fucks Petra in Rounders 2. But then again she's probably not that hot anymore.

[merkerge12]

SHE IS FUCKING HOT WHAT AN IDIOT

[jmurray1157]

Petra!! OMG!!! Are those long legs or what!!

[jainamshah007]

so how much is a hooker

mike no relaxation therapist

[Psycolynch]

DAMN MAN she threw herself at you!!!!

But if my best friend ran me up 7 Gs id be pissed to........

FUCK It, Id fuck then be pissed ;)

[ShareTheSecret]

let her go mikie and bag patra...

[CitySkin09]

I would've just fucked Petra six ways from Sunday just to get my mind off the blonde ex.

[jmurray1157]

Petra!! Wow, she's so Hot!! I'd like to petra all over her face.

[Cuss100]

He probably cracked one out over Johnny Chan before she came round to his flat loooool.

95% of red blooded straight males would of been banging that shit as soon as she put the moves on!

[ManMadeGod81]

@Cuss100 95%? you'd have to be gay not to

[Cuss100]

@ManMadeGod81 lol pretty much the truth bro!

[califinn]

That dealer is cute, not as cute as Famke but still...

[zw0ecool]

man if it was me and i had buzzed in petra to my room she have her legs spread wide open on that couch and I'd just be worshipping that shit LOL

[MMagentaHH]

1. he can have petra anytime (i am assuming, or many doesnt want aids)

2. his gf left, because he is ruining his chances getting a real career by playing poker (gambling) its not all 100% skills, there is a lot of luck involved. anyways main point is she is smart.

3.on the other hand, she still a bitch as they she left him without even trying to work things out. he should of been more honest

4. that lady is A FUCKING MILF

[MaximusRelaximus]

I don't see why slow-playing a hand to the end when you flopped the nut straight, especially heads-up is considered so masterful. Johnny Chan is clearly one of the greats, but they make way too much out of this particular play.

[fliptthescript]

thats what happens when you dont beat up your lady they start mouthing off then leave you for the guy she studying law with.

[offfuckfella]

@fliptthescript  hahahahahahahhahahhahahaaaaaaa

[kevinqa]

@fliptthescript thats right ma nigga

[abk4202020]

i cant fucking stand that up tight bitch

thumbs up if u fast foward past her bitching

[JellyBird12]

Did He really just say No to Petra?...You have to wonder about these guys sometimes when they pass on something so good..

[mistabobdobolina]

Famke Janssen's standing in front of you, telling you she wants to spend the night, and you say no? Least believable moment in the whole movie.

Still, great movie.

Aside from loving the movie, I love what the subtitles on these videos are teaching me about the expressiveness and economy of the Polish language. Seriously, it's pretty cool.

[alisterfolson]

@mistabobdobolina I agree on both parts... but really...maybe he was too fucked up mentally to keep it up (at that moment)...shit happens, man!

[alisterfolson]

@mistabobdobolina I agree on both parts... but really...maybe he was too fucked up mentally to keep it up (at that moment).losing his girl, and his friend fucking up.....shit happens, man!

[fliptthescript]

i bet that chick hooked up with that guy she was studying with and left her man for him. Thats what woman do there all sluts

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[rubslotionskin]

turns out, seidel is better than chan

[Alceste1977]

@rubslotionskin He's had an amazing year so far. He's really impressive to be such a consistently good player for such a long time.

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[Araknophobik]

"you keep grinding out that rent money, joe. its noble work you're doing" lol

[aznguy11111]

DUMP THE BITCH

[srice49]

How in the world do you turn her down? I guess he's still in love with the girl who just dumped him, but good grief.

[dacheza]

I would of put a baby in Petra.

[DaGrindHer]

what the fuck is wrong with mike turnin her down , that was slow and not realistic your girl leaves then that ass shows up and your drinking and yo usay no fuck that , htye need to redo this scene immediately

[sneak108]

@DaGrindHer he was pissed not horny. he was acting nice to her. but wanted to kick worms ass. hell hes gotta get to work on his debt now. not screw

[Eurospezial]

To me Petra is sooo much hotter than his girlfirend!!!!

[andos8888]

johnny fuckin chan

[sunny0254]

i love poker... but fukedup thing is i always looseee

[HarryPotterLovee]

Who the fuck breaks up with their boyfriend because he likes poker? That is the dumbest thing i've ever heard. It's a hobby, it's not like he's a serial killer.

[lookaguru]

I would have fucked Petra's brains out.

[Bmxboylikesktlz]

should've hooked up with her instead, she likes poker, he likes poker, why not right? lol

[deuce01983]

@Bmxboylikesktlz Yeah thats kinda true...but its also like a meth addict and another meth addict. Yeah they're right for each other but also destructive...so who knows.

[nonindividual]

@Bmxboylikesktlz She likes poker, he likes poker, why not poke her?

[abrahamholguin]

@Bmxboylikesktlz not that easy bro. i tried it with a hoe right after a 4 year break up. i get it.,,, still banged her but i was thinking of my ex

[JackOfClubs777]

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[eflolo]

Do they allow people like you in places like this! LOL

[calahoon22]

michael shud learn a new number one rule:

fuck the bitch and play some cards

[GialloHorror]

Funny thing about that 88 World Series. It shows Seidel losing but that dude is one of the best tournament players EVER. 7 bracelets don't lie.

Petra's line of "he knows Seidel is gonna bluff at it" is inaccurate.

Seidel is not bluffing. Dude has top pair, Chan just has a better hand. It happens, it's poker

[ElijahZachary]

сучарище

[mobspeak]

how could he reject those LEGS!!??

[GialloHorror]

@mobspeak I always wondered that myself

[likitt2]

MATT DAMON IS soooo entirely HOTT!!!

[SuperChuck3]

The "kid", Eric Siedel, was just inducted into the Poker Hall of Fame I believe :)

[LordTrav]

8:25 how the hell could you turn down that offer. Silly boy

[AttackMyAss]

If you can find an easy way to earn money, and you're good at it, why not?

You don't have to work a 9-5 job, you can be your own boss, and you don't have some uppity cunt to tell you what to do, and how.

[JohnQWydell]

@AttackMyAss do cunts only live in England?

[Jmaz98]

Everytime I watch this movie I just wanna drop everything Im doing and play some poker.

[WakeboardFallz]

"You make it sound like it was my decision."

What...a....bitch.

[Daddy336]

@WakeboardFallz yea agreed

[alisterfolson]

@Daddy336 He probably had lots on his mind...his friends' cash issues, his girl leaving, how to finish school, pay rent, etc....better to not go there with her, then to get her all excited, and can't 'live up' to it...shit happens..I'm sure he wanted to, yes?

[ArgueExplain]

Good riddance to this lady. She's no fun, and only bitches.

[erialton]

@ArgueExplain but she has a pussy. And that's enough.

[Nerevar1990]

God his girlfriend is such a bitch

[12321managementman]

hey that's the guy from the Sopranos!!! Carmela's Dad!!!!

[CitySkin09]

I would've taken Petra into the back bedroom and banged her a whole lot of times until a clear liquid emerged from her puss pocket...

[thakingballer]

that bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[rakerolled]

Muck that bitch of spades!

[kromezgod]

keep grinding out that rent money joe, its noble work your doin... lol

[georgeyung33]

i think the blonde bitch is the fucking greatest whore in movie history...

whjat the fuck is wrong with her... why the hell she is so upset about him winning money?

[bannedagainfromutube]

@georgeyung33 Because he lied to her you fucking idiot. He promised he would never gamble again, and he did it anyway. Are you retarded? Or just a fucking idiot?

[Zesazerty]

@bannedagainfromutube its fiction, dont rage about it man

[bannedagainfromutube]

@Zesazerty Really? It's fiction? Thanks for the newsflash shitbag. For a sec I thought Matt Damon had an exact clone and he was a poker player. Die in a grease fire asshole.

[Zesazerty]

@bannedagainfromutube relax m8, got outside for a while

[lurgertor]

@georgeyung33 Its not a certain thing, playing poker professionally which is what she was concerned about is a hard thing. Its like a business while most of the time you make money, occasionally you will lose money and if you don't have enough capital to act as security it could break you. I think she over reacted, but he definitely shouldn't have put his entire bankroll + tuition money for one buy-in of NLHE

[vademax44]

@lurgertor lol...that's a movie here...takle it easy man...lol

[moose8285]

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[vademax44]

the dealer is a dealer, not an actress...lolll

[mattm4544]

that chick sucks

[tannerutah]

I would be all up in Petra non stop, No-Limit and Petra what more could anyone ask for.

[mpapale6]

I HATE THIS BITCH

[marathon1974]

@mpapale6 Yeah when she dumps him and says "I'd say good luck but I know it's not about luck in your game." One last stab through the heart. Typical woman.

[juano866]

stay hungry stay foolish!!

[b0ilhawk]

chase the dream. when you've reached the top, the ladies will be at your feet.

[Malaka57]

Whatshisname got whacked by a gorilla in the face and he can speak normally and has not a mark on him??? What BS.

[giantfan216]

I would love to punch the annoying chick who took over the mock court case in the face. Nice nappy hair bitch. The other guy is just a weiner.

[MrGrevy]

Law students are disgusting, horrible people. Funny how the scam artists are more sympathetic!

[nealadamsdotcum]

well, mike you either get to play poker or you get to poke her, but not both

[24magiccarrot]

There is nothing sexier than a hot girl that understands poker.

[ravkes]

I'd stab his girlfriend.

[Chemognoza]

Enough of this poker shit! Check out those legs! OMFG! xD

[lPhilIvey]

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[00steels]

how did he not just bang the shit out of her at the end???!!!

[nelbox81]

@00steels

yeah... I didn't know this is a science fiction movie

[rearwheelslider]

I HATE BITCHES LIKE HER FUCKING WHORES

[Wartonite]

What's the point to hold down a job, keep a gf, and finance law school? Ends up working your life away in a rat race, alimony and child support, top off with school loan and mortgage payments. Some people takes a shot in life while others are happy to be enslaved by the system.

[sammygee17]

if you got a better idea, why dont u share it with us?

[Wartonite]

Live free and do what you love to do with your life. Go to law school if you love the legal world--not because "everyone is doing it" or your father is a lawyer. Get marry with someone you truly love--not for status or as part of your career path. Buy a house in a community you want to set root in--not what you can flip it for within two years even if you can't really afford it.

What is meaningful to you? How would more debt ridden lawyers serve us as a society?

[rearwheelslider]

FUCKIN A

[hmt227]

@Wartonite amen

[rainzoro]

@Wartonite i hear you man..... im a college student thinking about law school because i think of it as an insurance for my life not because i love to practice law. thanks the advice. life is short.

[devildog061077]

I got an awesome wife and love my situation but if I didn't........I can see living your life totally for yourself and doing what u want to, you're right, you got one life to live so live it, If you can build a bankroll and make enough scratch to eat and survive and you love the life, do it, more power to you I say.

[rainzoro]

@Wartonite LIFE is a bet. You go to school, that's a bet. You choose your workplace, that's a bet. The only difference is, in the game of poker, winning cash is a win. That's not the case for every other games.

[Gilsams]

@Wartonite And some people post over-exaggerated, cynical generalizations in hopes that they'll get lots of thumbs up. Yaaaaawn.

[Kulmataklaus]

@Wartonite

Thankfully we are not all the same. It makes this universe more interesting and giving place. In the end I am probably in the same boat as you.

[TheArthen]

@Wartonite

because alot of women out there don't realize they're being enslaved by the system - their measuring of someone's success is ALL based on the system. They're dealing the hands for the system without even fucking realizing it - and they call it "success". I call it "excuses exist, but you're in fact dragging everybody further down the shithole just so you can have some temporary moment of comfort only for yourself"

[McNugget06]

@Wartonite The only way to escape slavery is to find out what you really want. What ever makes you passionate. Idk if gambling really counts.

[PhuQuangLe111]

@Wartonite good fcuking speech

[SJGibbons1000]

@Wartonite amen, lol

[AugiTheGreat1]

@Wartonite i like being a slave i took the pill went to play poker for a living this is a scum of a job im good and make about 4*bb an hr but still sux some months i break even thats just sick some months i feel like the king of the world i want to run around mon wed payday all over again atleast then i was unhappy with money and not some bi poler guy lol

[alisterfolson]

@Wartonite I hear ya...but everyone has their lot in life, some work at gas stations, while some work white collar jobs...but ya, man

[xxxIzekeIxxx]

or they invited him but he got high and fell asleep

[xxxIzekeIxxx]

i guess the black judge doesnt get invited to the card game. typical.

[lsarosdi]

No they invited him, but he was busy pushing drogs downtown.

[karyiass]

LOL

[malice1325]

All I heard was "I could stay..."

Way to drop the ball chief.

[WakeboardFallz]

"you make it sound like it was my desicion" god i would fucking drop her right there

[lookaguru]

My God his gf is so ugly I can't stand looking at her. And she is such a cunt

[andreaus8669]

he is better off without her she is a insecure sarcastic bitch, also he should have went with petra she is hot and understands the game and she is hot as hell

[Pwells1]

Who doesn't fuck Famke Jamsen????  She's like the hottest woman on earth

[traqueofziche]

i honestly think she's a huge bitch

[saitorimember]

And why the hell he didn't f..k her?! When such a girl say "I could stay"... Only in Hollywood baby, only in Hollywood!

[demsssss]

fuckin bitch id twist her neck on the spot

[mcginn784]

yeah i definately would have taken out some of my aggression on that puss.

[tranceme24]

Being in the hole... I know about that shit...

[Norsty]

You mean like ass hole?

[tranceme24]

Yeah, that too.

[Mackattack2294]

i woulda fucked teh shit outta her

[PunkMartyr]

Petra.. oo la la

[johndeerishere]

Wow, I would've had to do Petra. She's way hotter than Mike's girlfriend.

[blackl1steddrums]

PEACE BIATCH!

[samuill]

u shouldnt be with someone who doesnt have faith in you and doesnt even support you anyway. so let that bitch walk away

[newlocal2]

but she loves u. u really think that that doesn't counts?

[betabear142]

what the fuck is wrong with you fucking pervs?

[djrobertjohnson]

"I could stay....."  I would have been so fucking hard when she said that. Did you see her legs!!!!! JESUS!

[1Kinetic]

I was thinking the exact same.

[laffizzle]

did they ever make a movie called grinders

[jhalas20]

Yea, but in that movie instead of Matt Damon and Ed Norton it's Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn. They are just OK at poker, and basically "get by" scraping a little better than breakeven long term. They both gain 30 lbs, nearly escape being evicted from their one bedroom apt in AC, and Favreau get herpes.....Sequel to come in the Fall.

[dsdiggins09]

thats swingers i think

[askiba]

woulda hit that shit! what the hells wrong with him!

[slick88zx]

I woulda knocked that pussy out!

[tavbf]

kanish said dont let that msg fuck up your head more than it is mikey.. i thought he was talking to worm not mike.. was it a mess up and they jus kept it becuase the scene was done..

[newsense87]

Hahahaha. Every poker player around the world though 'thank fuck' when she ended it.

On to Las Vegas!

[tramjohn82]

he turned that down !!1 what a fag!

[nova54]

tramjohn82 hes not a fag dude ....hes still in love with his ex (jo) and thats why he turns her down. Mike still thinks he had a chance with Jo even though he should have known it was over. Petra is very hot though and im sure if she had come over like 1 month after this he would have not turned her down.

[laragreen123]

damn! oh how I love Edward Norton!!!

[cometcrash]

great movie

[vademax44]

shut up cometcrash...

we are talking about serious things here...

i would fuck her so bad....

ooooooo man!!!

[cometcrash]

hey come on, don't be like that.

[vademax44]

just kidding, but anyway...

were both right...

[grahamjarman]

yeah, i def didnt turn her down

[zibbyblahblah]

in real life he would of never turned her down. thats why its a movie..

[texasB666]

dunno man ,his best friend is somewhere hiding because of mobsters ...and with a 7000 dollar debt..

i don't think i would be into fucking at that moment..the day after ??MASOCHISM ! :)

[Recovrd1]

That scene always kills me, Petra is so fucking hot and says that "she'll stay" and he acts like it is a dude and says that he'll "see her at the club" Damn. I could NEVER do that w/ a woman so fine, I don't care what kind of circumstances are going on.

[terry9929]

I'd like to watch worm jack off

[Srd1126]

why give her $1,000? Juice is only $210 and you don't make partial payjments on such a loan in most cases.

[zaxx19]

No man turns down that shit....

Maybe if your mom or kid just died...

Otherwise, your hitting it like some stepchild.

[Mawilk]

Famke = hottttttt!

[jhalas20]

i would have taken my frustrations out on Petra!

[beanzmatt]

i just realized why 5 isnt in here cause it has boobs in it...

[adrock182]

8.25.... brain fart

[mattingly17]

mike turned that down, what a fag!

[hmveft5]

edward norton iz soooo freaking hott i luv the way he looks wen heez wering that blue button up with the muscle shirt under nd his glasses he looks sooo sexxy! he looks cute also wen he gets mad at the girl watch at prt. 0:17 through 0:19 lol his mouth it loks funny bt cute!

[Speedycivic98]

What a little bitch!! I would have banged petra all night!!

[ggarro]

who in 'is right mind sends famke jenssen on her way?? lol

[GuidoFCgmail]

Johnny FUCKING Chan!

[skidd417]

LOL I said that  2 my self 2