Live News Bloopers

[JukeDog42]

"I was sing Bitch"  hahahaha

[JimHadar1]

Proof once again what a pathetically untalented low-life "The Diceman" really was! That he had even a sliver of that proverbial "15 min of fame" proved just how screwed up on drugs many were in the 80s and early 90s.

[ska543]

"Go fuck yourself."

News Reporter: "Alright"

Haha lol :P

[ska543]

Thwack! "Put that on the news"

Has anybody checked to see if that girls still alive and well?

[mymd11]

I thought Andrew dice was dead. I heard he died of lung cancer.  Oh well, I guess he is alive and swearing.

[Noved007]

That dude wanted to smack that chick sooo bad!

[TheArvinian01]

i have no idea how that happened,, lol hahaha

[knoxklay11]

andrew dice clay on the news live? next time, put fucking elliot offen on why dont u. great idea! dee dee dee

[peglegmegg16]

"i will sue you bitch!" ignorant.

[sourlemon78]

lol blowjob?!

[DrSuperMarioMan6464]

Seems like that student sent a shockwave throughout the campus.

[darknessdel454]

Why did she say good-ness

[wheresthatcandy]

@darknessdel454 What should she have said?

[rossman1940]

lol at the 1st 1

[Beaner3333333]

I WAS SINGIN BITCH

[jaidlyndonev22]

.....Give Her A Curved Job And A Blowjob,Blo,Blackjob.....

[CoonShoot]

Dice is an idiot.

[Meroroko]

"Go fuck yourself" "Alright"

[superhapyproductions]

was that dude naked?

[alapso]

cursing and nudity. thats tv

[mbsjrcc06]

I'm from Interlachen, FL, which is just south of Jacksonville, FL, where the station in the second clip is from.

[lnj0330]

blow job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[August111871]

Hey Dice, your washed up or should i say you washed up...loser

[Computist40]

thats bull shit! it's not cencerd thats shit dude!

[FuckNewbs]

HAA YOU KNOW WHAT GO FUCK YOURSELF

newsman calm as hell alright

[B0DYR0T]

Shut up.

[sammysam2006]

no u shu up

[B0DYR0T]

How do I shu up?

[ktmbikerider]

unflkblvable

[CelticsFanXD]

EPIC

[humzaks95]

lol the bloke at the end is bad

[cklanck2]

in the end... was it her or the boy that skates farting?

[MalevolentAngel]

Skates? Did you mean streaks?

[nic2360]

1:44 LOL i shit myself

[fudge1monkey]

hahah i hear you the "ohhhh my goodness" cracks me up horrid XD

[TPZeeHuskie]

I have no idea how that happened...

L M F A O

[xmhad]

Why add the fart noise? Completely unnecessary.

[5T3V1L]

dude rules

[Littlemissvid]

omg his junk was jiggling..

i didnt need to c that!

then again...XD

jk

[Marvcohen]

The guy at the end was running so fast he made a sonic boom as he passed.

[Ziggy971]

Nice opening w/ the voiceover.

[leifglass]

THE end is so funny, I can not stop laughing!

[Deathzilla7]

Roflmao!

[smilicia97]

OMG, ITS A STREAKER

[atwater8991]

J-Lo getting a blow job instead of a curb job, ha ha ha . lol

[theshow2k8]

''oh my goodness''

[Cyberwolfman]

Obviously the guys at CNN forgot how Andrew Dice Clay speaks.

[Kohai81]

bitch that hits him with the purse. I would have turned around and knocked a bitch outcold. And tossed her into the alley for the perverts to get her. stupid bitch haha

[ohshitmanda]

wow

now we know what u do on the weekends..

[Heado4444]

Jewish!

[awesomecomedy123]

the last one was from kiro 7 news in seattle and i live there i watched that live also

[24pepperhi]

noi dont thinkthat was kiro

[scatcam]

the last one was the funniest

[Bebyko2008]

Ohh my godnes :))

[Norsken2]

omg upside down! D:

[kingdomboost]

Dice Clay sucks. Always has.

[SnUkE12x12]

hahaha 0:37. Put that on the news !!!!!!!

[hellno123567]

HAHA kid runs by her naked and farts HAHA i can so see some of my friends doing that

[XIPM3]

its ok- i was thinking of a blow job when i saw her too.

[cod161237]

lol XD the last one she like OOO MY GOODNES

[sexymothafo]

lol

[TheSarge75]

the last one with the fart was edited, the original was the running guy screaming "whoooohooo!!!"

[CrazyWedz]

Dice Clay cementing his reputation as a douchebag.

[Raheilson]

oohhhhhhhh my goodness....... LMFAOOOOOOO

[SHADOWFROSTSPIKE]

funny startz at 0:30

[GxUnitxScoota]

1st; We all know what hes thinking about ;).

2nd; She's a b*tch.

3rd; Made himself look like a idiot.

4th; ...Just disturbing.

[UnknownHaxer]

Haha the last one!

[pit15951]

lol! blowjob xD

[KillerAJproductions]

oh.........my goodness. haha. put that on the news

[d0861]

OMG Andrew Dice Clay is SO funny! That guy is hilarious!

Oh, wait, no he's not. He's just a fat dumb idiot.

[sportsman222]

loser trying to get some publicity to stir up his washed-up career. that was as about as pathetic as his shows.

[sexyburger15]

omg what a fucking asshole at 0.44

[SRH911]

Why do stupid college males feel the need to strip naked and run past cameras? They only look like idiots.

[iamdamasta1]

Maybe they want to look like idiots?

[Rivelution]

Because.....

ITS FUNNY lol

[MissHorsesRocks]

how do you get blowjob form block party XD

[iamdamasta1]

lol he said curb job and he said blow job cause it rhymes with curb job so it seemed to make more sense than block party to his brain lol.

[IdiotValintine]

this dice guy is a dick

fact is no one likes him AT ALL

[albass626]

"dat leather guy"?? Andrew dice Clay? He was a dick for a reason

[blahblah08babe]

At the end there is a naked guy running behind her. Of course she is gonna say oh my goodness. duuuuuuh.

[jaejaeno1]

"OH my goodness"

looks at the floor in shame

[dandhforever]

the end was great!

[kbholla]

dat leather dude was a fuckin faken piece of shit.tries and act all tough by cussin.hahahahaha

[Voulvoulvoul]

totally agree what a dick

[andersenkalle]

blow job! hahahahah

[xaace]

LOLLLLLLLL BLOW JOB!!

[MCRmauricio]

he has no idea how that happened LOL

[looool34]

lmfao

"Oh my goodness" LOOOOOOOOOL

[DarkKnightInfernuS]

hahahah ala verga q perro stuvo el final

[philochko]

you need a workout or something??

[isayhialot222]

LOL i smelled that fart hahahah

[walaakongmasabi]

"Oh my goodness"

LLLLOOOOLLLLL!!!

[zadam10]

last one... lmao

[juggalo32787]

yeah dice is my hero

[KenoshiAkai]

Called out as the has-been that he is. So funny.

[bigbrotherjay12588]

If you dont like andew dice clay hey dont fucking watch him. and shit a news caster can at least get his facts straight. oh and about jesus i dont fear the powers that be but the bible i dont like because of how many versions want me to trust it find me the original.

[katrinagraceneal]

ofcourse it did...just looking at him shows.....disgusting stand up guy

[stellyyyyy]

lmfao at the last clip

[PeterGoDeees]

that stand up guys a fucking fag and a cunt yelling rude shit as he walked off he had no right to do that what a bastard

[nehvool]

Blasphemist*

[timribble]

The Stand Up Guy Who said JESUS******Chirst was so offensive he's a down right blasfamist pig, and should never be on the air talking agian, this blasafamist low life volgar mouth pig should have been bleeped out.

[argai1978]

Bleeped out? Why, because he says the name of a imaginary person?

[timribble]

Jesus Is a real person and he's not imaginary.

[richardwhat]

Oh please. I have to celebrate this idiots birthday every year and does he ever show up to my parties? no.

And what am i supposed to buy for God's kid? He has everything. Probably just drink my beer and puke in the laundry tub.

[timribble]

People who think the Jesus Is Imaginary Will go to Hell when they die.

[crashbreakers]

ooooooooooooo

so scared.

no god, no jesus, no satan, no heaven, no hell, no nothing, die then start life over again new!

[ilovenbcnews]

well its not so much that Jesus is imaginary, its whats been written afterwards that seems imaginary.

[CATZscamp]

loser

[G31G3R]

that fart was dubbed it never happened