Tortures for Flies: Zero Pressure

[offplanetfilms]

@yellowbeetle76 ...Ah well, you can't please 'em all, can you? Thanks for watching! ;)

[suckatstarcraft]

my question is how do u get the fly in the firstplace?

[offplanetfilms]

@suckatstarcraft ...Our flies in Australia are big, slow & hang around window sills (pretty easy to catch).

[TheSmirkingHatter]

I personally love flies, but I laugh at every single one of these. I love them. XDD

Keep up the good work!

[buffmaggot]

This is awful, a fly swatter is more effective anyway

[offplanetfilms]

@buffmaggot ...I wouldn't take a cartoon serious enough to compare it to reality!

[TheCorbenik]

wtf am i watching at 4 in the morning

[offplanetfilms]

@TheCorbenik ...If you were looking directly at the screen, you were watching a video on You Tube.  If you were looking to the left or right of the screen, you were watching a thing called "reality".

[jebbersceb]

this is sick

[offplanetfilms]

@jebbersceb ...Or perhaps just not for the faint of heart, or atrophied of humor?

[MrTomash27]

@offplanetfilms thats not funny is gross

[MrTomash27]

@jebbersceb or im not a disgusting shit

[elenaki9zou]

This is genious!

[spock257]

i have done this it is sick the fly expands when you pull back the plunger it is fucked up !!

[Joon2Music]

thats my fav by far

[kitkatladygirl]

u no, a lot of these cant happen... but im afraid that with the right tools, this can!

[tiktonikk]

i tried it the flies give off some blood as i only sdoes it half way

[monster12389]

does it work? or does it work 50%?

[offplanetfilms]

@monster12389 ...When those maggots start popping out, it'll work 150% !

[aaronradcliff1]

Poor fly lol... NOT.

[TheCarsten1000]

ive tryed it it doesnt work

[gerry200008]

why don't you just push so the flie liquifies

[offplanetfilms]

@gerry200008 ...We'll save that one for a future sequel episode!

[nencodder]

sick people try to get some activities that are usefull and mayby a little normal

[offplanetfilms]

@nencodder ...Rather judgemental little peanut, aren't you? Define normal.

[Rideandlively]

I gotta go buy a syringe now..

[22lilbuggy22]

Finally! a normalish voice I do quite enjoy your vids though so don't yell at me!

[offplanetfilms]

@22lilbuggy22 ...Neah... I never yell! (I'm Mr Spock)

[levipwndHD]

COOOL

[GamingLikeMad]

Jesus Christ

[offplanetfilms]

@GamingLikeMad Yes?

[GamingLikeMad]

@offplanetfilms This is something like the pressure in outer space

[rochelimit55555]

I want to try this

[RealParanormalNate]

One time i gave a fly a shot of coffe in his ass and he blew up! XD

[gran678]

Lol

i love these :D

[StrangeGreenOrange]

O_O

[offplanetfilms]

@StrangeGreenOrange ...You appear to have a small rod stuck between your testicles. You should get that looked at.

[sweet58441]

@offplanetfilms OO

[offplanetfilms]

@StrangeGreenOrange You appear to have a small rod stuck between your testicles. You should get that looked at.

[praticle]

@offplanetfilms Honestly, I don't really care for your videos... But your comments are soooo funny I'm gonna sub :P Keep up the good work you sick fuck.

[willyFF7]

@offplanetfilms O3O

[StrangeGreenOrange]

@offplanetfilms

ahah.. thanks.

[dade356]

pressurize the syringe and then take the plunger out it even worse or try the lens death ray

[angelwolfsghoust]

thats a female fly not a male dumb narater

[offplanetfilms]

@angelwolfsghoust ...Incorrect on both counts.

[angelwolfsghoust]

@offplanetfilms o_o

[offplanetfilms]

@angelwolfsghoust ...You seem to have a foreign object wedged between your two testicles there?

[angelwolfsghoust]

@offplanetfilms xD

[teknotoast]

@drawxawexome No... it says "me-fect". Not even close. Maybe you should go to the doctor to get the earwax pulled out of your ears.

[LoqueMan]

the best asd

[epilef90]

i dont get the point of these videos. are we really suppose to torture flyiesafter we see this?

[offplanetfilms]

@epilef90 ...Do you go around committing senseless acts of violence after watching Warner Brothers cartoons?

Some people don't get points particularly well. They have a name for it, but I'm too polite to use it!

[DarknessNinja12]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy­yyyyyyy!!!!!

[offplanetfilms]

@DarknessNinja12 ...What the hell has your sexuality got to so with my video? I suggest you get back on your parade float!

[minerconnor2]

does this work? :D



[violetxrain]

Wow. Torture for kids. What the hell?

[HKAxBambi]

D: xD

[ecw4life2010]

press 7 sounds like she says hi

[MrMikel1309]

What the hell? XD

[nhradrgracr109]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!­!!!!!



[Washu89]

Wtf are you shi**ing me, that is crazy!

[offplanetfilms]

@Washu89 ...Most cartoons are!

[TheMegaSaon]

damn..don't know why but i actually tryed this..the fly didn't explode like in this video but it passed out for about 10 mins.

[WorldForeverChanged]

Are those maggots?

[offplanetfilms]

@WorldForeverChanged ...Well spotted !!

[pinayatlove9]

I will really try this.

[donnomar]

@pinayatlove9 does it work?

[pinayatlove9]

@donnomar Didnt try it yet.

[700shockwave]

i tried this LOL!

[Sohave]

Philosophy of a knife for flies!

[ASSHOLELA]

i want to see you guyz do this for real!

[FreeRSAccountsWeekly]

First!

[offplanetfilms]

@FreeRSAccountsWeekly ..At what?

[daviegarden]

Do you need to be a time served electrician to do this and for safety reasons should the selected fly not be measured for it's resistance value and the circuit current calculated using Ohm's Law before applying a voltage to the circuit to ensure that an unexpected high current doesn't blow the shit to bits all over the room?

[ShaNagmaImmuru]

i wanna see if it actually works!!!!



[HalloweenQueen95]

i did this to a horse fly >:3 it didnt live hehe

[SuperGuitarfox]

My dad can catch flies by crippiling the wings

[lendizzle22]

I tried this... it diddnt work :(

[halogod62]

fuck yeh 8L

[EebahQ]

Dont tell me you practically try these ideas out! :S :/

[offplanetfilms]

@EebahQ ...It's a joke series.... least it was last time I looked!

[katrynaa66]

@offplanetfilms I'm gonna try this...LOL

[Weasels30]

@offplanetfilms Your giving me ideas :P

[bakkus1985]

@EebahQ orcourse every one trys these out

[supahfly55]

I dont give a fuck what people say, flies are stupid, it's survival of the fittest so lets fuckin kill them all!!!

[SombreroKing100]

how are we supposed to catch the fly in the first place?

[offplanetfilms]

@SombreroKing100 ...In Australia (where we're based), they're these large stick slow things easily caught on window sills.

[SombreroKing100]

@offplanetfilms ah

[SombreroKing100]

@offplanetfilms i guess i could pour a bit of sugar and wait untill one comes along

[offplanetfilms]

@SombreroKing100 ...Sugar or poop (depends on the species of fly)!

[xBLOODBAFx]

@offplanetfilms

lol i did something better. i captured a fly alive and healthy. i then gently held it in place while repeatedly puncturing its brain with a pin needle. then i watched it run around in circles for a bit . then it kept on rubbing its hands.then i luled when it fell over on its face and started to drag its head across the table using only its hind legs. LOL i dropped the pin infront of it and it crawled away sideways. now its doing what looks like a little tapdance haha.

[danielwhitman]

@SombreroKing100 first remove a door to your kitchen, then drape a thin sheet in the doorway and turn out the lights , leave somekind of cat feces or rancid meet in the kitchen and be sure to leave the window open, when several hundreds flies have accumulated.

turn on a light in the room opposite of the dark kitchen the flies will attempt to go to the light but cant get through the thin sheet, simply grab at them =)

[hellnoob11]

imagine that was a person and an alien wanted to do that for fun? thats kinda what we are like iif u do that

[offplanetfilms]

@hellnoob11 ...You have what is commonly called, an "over-active imagination". This can be cured by drinking lots of beer over several years, and peeing your over-active brain neurons up against a wall!

[MrQWERTY56789]

Im not sure but i think the glass whould brake cause of the zero presure

[offplanetfilms]

@MrQWERTY56789 ...use a plastic syringe!

[MrKahlil123456789]

im gona try this with an ANT

[charlie666chalk]

were the fuck is the ''dont try this at home'' shit

[offplanetfilms]

@charlie666chalk ...I wouldn't worry your little white cotton socks about it too much... it'll give you an aneurysm!

[MrQWERTY56789]

@offplanetfilms Okay the other ones were ok but this one is kinda bad and nasty no one (no normal guy) shold do this...

[offplanetfilms]

@MrQWERTY56789 ...no normal person should bother with any of them... it's a cartoon show! ...Not everyone put "beans in their ears" because of the song did they?

[MrQWERTY56789]

@offplanetfilms PS i done that Zero Presure thing on a ant.. p.s no. 2 I wasent saying im normal

[SuperNumber19]

this is beautiful! I shall try it! muahaha!!

[odilita88]

whoa does that really work that way? i'm gonna have to try it

[PrimeConsciousness]

This is an interesting science concept, but using it to harm lifeforms for no reason is wrong and demonstrates signs of social neurosis. Kill animals only for utilitarian reasons, and don't get all pleased over it.

[offplanetfilms]

@PrimeConsciousness ...that's an interesting hi-brow opinion easily de-constructed by a simple fact... this is a black humored cartoon, and most audiences are capable of separating that from reality. The others? Why bother making films dumbed down to an over-sensitve mentally crippled minority? Hallelujah for the concept of "fiction" I say! Otherwise we'd all be yawning our brains out at PC "entertainment", and thats all that would be available. And then you'd have nothing to complain about!

[ResidenceOfEvil]

this is evil. 

[offplanetfilms]

@ResidenceOfEvil ...no more evil or real than the old Roadrunner & Coyote shows! (It's just a black comedy toon show).

[Mylesmiz]

Tried this with a wasp, all it does is look a bit pained. Lol

[SweStuff94]

does it work?

[offplanetfilms]

@SweStuff94 ...if you find a syringe large enough to crawl into, then get a fly large enough to operate it, you may be able to report back to us all with the result!

[SweStuff94]

@offplanetfilms if u gonna send me a comment cant it be a good one and no a shitty one?

[offplanetfilms]

@SweStuff94 ...it's a joke. None of this stuff is to be taken seriously (even my comments). Remember cartoon shows on TV? They're not designed to be taken seriously either.

[Maskhara1]

24 people like flies too much :)

[Life4Tera]

wait... I don't get it how would that kill somevody

[ColdSideOfPillow136]

GUYS FLIES AND THEIR DISEASES KILL THOUSANDS EACH YEAR! THEY LAY FRICKING MAGGOTS UNDER YOUR SKIN!

[Metalicalypse]

Why lie I like it, and flies doesnt feel like humans because they are insects go fuck with people who behead and cut heads for religion!

[IamStephenThe1st]

There just flies We know they have a life aswell but this is just an absurdist joke so dont get overreacted about it -_- if he dead it with real living flies Now thats sad But this is just Hilarious XD

[Mincho1994]

Ive actually done this lol...

[ericsantiago011]

hahaha

[mssingu123]

:)

[TheKamikazeen]

This is quite sadistic. Is this a joke or do you get somekind of satisfaction from killing animals?

[offplanetfilms]

@TheKamikazeen ...it's an absurdist joke.

[scousebastard]

@TheKamikazeen They are quite disturbing, even though i hate flies - It is torture nevertheless -

[DeathDrone1000]

Stupid vid.... it'd be better if this was real...

[mynameisjbg]

u suck dick ass.hole

[offplanetfilms]

@mynameisjbg ...perhaps if you worked on creating some quality uploads of your own, you wouldn't feel so frustrated as to leave baseless homophobic troll comments on other peoples videos... Watch the video "LEAVE YOUR MARK" for a further explanation of your condition, and a possible solution.

[TheKamikazeen]

@offplanetfilms h0m0 h0m0 h0m0!

[offplanetfilms]

@TheKamikazeen ...please stop posting comments regarding your sexuality on our videos. Put your money into a good mardi gras float & sing a few show tunes instead!

[leokimvideo]

here's a concept for you

tortures for flies copycat killer

sure to be a slow painful death

[offplanetfilms]

@leokimvideo ...For some reason, I have the Wings song "Jet" playing in my head all of a sudden. I'm sure I can get therapy for it, but I'd rather spend the money on Lego!

[rihannafan36]

I know that these are just jokes, but dont u do REALLY do these tricks for flyes?I mean that they are alive too, and i dont wanna hurt them.Just saying.

[offplanetfilms]

@rihannafan36 ...no, it's purely a black comedy cartoon series. Some people attempt to take it seriously, but that happens even with the best fiction.

[rihannafan36]

@offplanetfilms Good :) these are really funny :D

[DreamOnProductioninc]

it don't work and yes i tried it to ha

[offplanetfilms]

@DreamOnProductioninc ...What size syringe did you attempt it with? I suggest a much larger syringe for maximum "gut dropping".

[DreamOnProductioninc]

@offplanetfilms a 4 inch tube

[ehelibuff73]

@offplanetfilms I have a 4oz syringe for refueling my pressure tanks in my race planes. I'm sure that would drop enough atmospheres to hurt a fly.

[gagalar]

try a caterpillar

[MegaHi66]

do people actually do this?

[offplanetfilms]

@MegaHi66 ...I'd like to think people are a little more savvy than emulating what they see in an animated cartoon. (This is purely for black-humored comedy purposes!)

[eminem3314]

I love this one!!

[DashTheCrow]

lol, poor fly.

[vef444]

omfg..

[Giselle76502]

I not to sure if he has insurence : (

[cadpig01]

eeeeeeeew

[catbearpie]

ahahahhaa



[gackteen]

now that's just cruel :|

[offplanetfilms]

@gackteen ...You can't be cruel to cardboard animated characters! (Warner Bros knew that years ago.)

[SUPERJAILrockz11]

:D OOH OOH OOOOOH!!!! make one using those gag condamnz

[DrXIII]

No it won't cover THAT.

[thetitanicisdead]

What is the white stuff coming out of his butt?

[offplanetfilms]

@thetitanicisdead ...they're maggots & guts!

[1029blaze]

THIS IS FAKE ITRIED THIS ONE AND THE ELECTRIC CIRCUT AND THEY DIDNT WORK

[offplanetfilms]

@1029blaze ...its a FICTITIONAL black comedy cartoon, not an instructional video! (of course it's "fake"... it's all made out of cardboard!)

[WhoaKaela]

why the fuck would you torture a fly? thats messed up.

[offplanetfilms]

@WhoaKaela ...I agree... but this is a black comedy cartoon series... and the flies are made up of cardboard. (Not to be confused with real flies unless you have a "rubber room destiny"!)

[KingYoshi2010]

@offplanetfilms  I'll always hated flies. HATE HATE HATE... Atleast there is THESE videos.

[offplanetfilms]

@KingYoshi2010 ...We're always glad to be of service! *puffing out proud chests*

[gytiw79]

If I manage to trap a wasp or a fly to that bottle thing (sorry I forgot how do I say that in English :D) I am so going to do this.

[Minion0812]

haha thats awesome

[wetube1112]

this video is just so retarded..stupid

[offplanetfilms]

@wetube1112 ...it's unfortunately one of those videos that you have to bring a little something to the table in the first place to appreciate fully!

[meuno101]

Hey, It worked for me... But I dident want to clean the syringe so I burned it :3 Also it might take more than one pop.

[Dmonslayer666]

it didnt work



[offplanetfilms]

@Dmonslayer666 ...you probably need a larger syringe... or a lesser urge to bring a cartoon show into reality!

[TheNewCockroach76]

@offplanetfilms lol, that was my brother, we were both trying to figure out how the f*ck it was supposed to work

[Dalophax]

I did this today, it didn't work :( but pushing the plunger with the gum on gave a crushed tin can expression on the fly :D

[chltmdwp]

actually, i used to torture mosquitoes. i knock them out, then i mess up their wings so they can't fly. then i cut their head off, slicing them with any thin objects. it is so fun. I hate mosquitoes wish they are all dead. But just curious, has anyone tried this method?

[PussyJuiceSoup]

LMFAO



[CaliforniaBlonde000]

The real fun comes with the next time your mom uses the syringe for cooking.

[offplanetfilms]

@logindude400 ...I wouldn't want to... its a fictional cartoon.

[ThrashMetalRules100]

@robertprpic01 

[Martins0554]

did flies have a heart ? if have can i explode him ?

[buba666able]

this is what happens in space

[kylec82]

WTF?!?!? this is some sick shit