Professor Crass cursing in German

[absolutgermanyfangrl]

I knew Scheisse and Asrhloc- learned it from Hetalia!!

[violin2109]

Ashlo haha

[MrUnidyne]

You forgot "Shit head" (Scheissekopf, pronounced "SHYZ-koff").

[UncleJayLo]

Cow is 'kühe'

'Hündin' means dog.

And I though bitch was 'Mitstück'?

[Fakedichselbst]

0:58 : Willst du ficken oder was? Geil

[SynthieAl]

bitch = Hündin.

[GoodLify]

ku is like hello in russian XD

[ChIcAnO2111]

lick my ass xD

[AnimeDaimon]

motherfuck=mutterficken?



[DrShaym]

Warten, ich muss wischen die Scheiße von Ihrer Frau ab meinem Schwanz.

[skiegiek]

this is clearly no native german...

he pronounces the "ch" like "sch"

[SNARLZ44]

Yeah, that pronunciation is a wee bit off. He pronounced Scheisse with one S for some reason (Similar to the English Z), the Ch doesn't sound right (More like "Sch"), and the single S at the beginning of words he pronounced like an English one. :/

[DeadL0ver]

How do you say titty twister tuesday's?

[dummerbube]

His german pronounciation is not the best... also some translations are wrong.

[Chiliplease]

"Do you want to fuck, or what?" Willst bumsen, ja?

[HighlyRatedIQ4]

vielen Dank für Video

[koolcrishna]

danke

[happygamestvfun1]

@dgenerationx570 fuck off wanabe natzi

[ecurrent94]

i love the guys monotone voice saying swear words lol

[xlaym]

"do u wanna fuck with me?" as far as i know this is meant to be like "hey, u wanna start a fight?" its not like getting laid or stuff. id translate it to "machst du mich an??"

good base to start swearing at your neighbours though, could be handy in some sorta situation :p

[MeiNzZi]

oke.. das is dann mal krank ^^

[starchip08]

god dammit = gott verdammt

[GaetanoNr1]

aschgesischt hahahahaha

[zoodle85]

Latsch an du Klappstuhl!

Translate that ;)

[berrysweetx3]

@zoodle85 google translate told me.. that ur folding a chair at me? wut? 0_0

[DragonFangAndBlood]

LOL!

[StillDoll97]

willst du ficken oder was ?

was ist das denn xD

[TheBibue]

Schlampe menas Bitch NOT Kuh !!!

[superxSamiXDxfan]

Lmfao rofl lol wow xD

[angelwiki]

God Bless Ya....Son

[DanAndHoe]

Will you make a vid with Dutch curse words?

[HesseJamez]

Kuh = cow

[morpheus101a]

How would I spell the question to "do you want to fuck or what?" please someone spell it for me!!!

[Nmenosine]

@morpheus101a "willst Du ficken, oder was?!"

but be careful with using it ;)

[FALL0UT3izFTW69]

my brother walked in when it said lick my ass. he was like well since you asked nicely.. lmao

[robertogan]

Scheiße is not "scheizuh", you pronounce the ß as an "s", "Verdammter Mist" has nothing to do with God, it means damn crap. It astonishes me how people like to run God's name through the gutter.

[TheForgottensGirl]

haha niiice

[1victoriag]

fik dish?

[pillepalle291085]

lick my balls = lutsch meine eier!

[happygamestvfun1]

bitch or slut is slummppe..... i speak german....

[tkaulitzlover]

@happygamestvfun1 haha obviously you don't because you spelled that wrong. Its schlampe.

[TheRsblogspot]

lazy basterd= Fathers suck!

sooooooo ironic and funyy

[WaterFor3st]

schiess die Wann an

[cptblackhawk]

lick my ass. lmao!!!!

[sockpeople]

having the text would be great too. and some sentences.

[tealbluewhite]

mein schwans ist gross

did i say that correctly? can any german speakers correct me?

[hendrikusIII]

@tealbluewhite its almost correct except for the fact that u spell schwans as "schwanz"

[tealbluewhite]

@hendrikusIII cool, thanks.

[SpetnazAirsoft]

Verpiss dich=Fuck off

[Shamil4ever]

so wrong!

[emailplayhouse]

fich dich

[teQuilascorpion87]

Gehen Sie zu Deutschland und lernen, ihr Idioten!!!

[headbAngrl]

haha :D

[bryane5]

imal earn how to speak German next year at my high school

i cant wait i love Germany!

[schreibmichab]

Improve your pronunciation ;)

[LarciRaabe666]

Some of the translation is wrong

[MrYariYari]

god damn it could be "Gott verdammt"

And if you're not just looking for the "literally meaning" of bitch then you go for "Schlampe"

Isn't it great that we can share such valuable information around the globe? Long life the internet!

[VannevarBush]

@MrYariYari

One might say "blöde/dumme Kuh" (literally: dumb/stupid cow) if he'd like to say "dumb bitch" among friends, meaning it more like a joke or if just worrying a bit about somebody.

If you 'd like to offend somebody emphasizing the bitch/whore-aspect you just translate "dumb bitch" literally to "dumme Schlampe"

[kathysoiio]

@MrYariYari hahaha yeahh!...this is fun i will use them instead of my spanish "nice" words haha

[happygamestvfun1]

@MrYariYari If we dint have the internet we wouldnt need to learn these words anyway, cuase what else would you use them for other than to yell at natzi fags online in COD?

[zac856314]

:)

whgwqlfr

[pruanelover4ever]

is 'mother fucker' really bad to say to them?

[SilvernHaze]

if with 'them' you mean Germans then it's sort of bad... but only sort of. I think it sounds a bit more provocative in German than in English ^^

[drmage33]

@pruanelover4ever Mutter Vickur

[MrWework]

@pruanelover4ever nobody really use the translation of "motherfucker" in german "mutterficker" they usually use it in a sentencce "fick deine mutter" and that means "fuck your mother" its more provocative in german =)

[pruanelover4ever]

@MrWework Oh fuuuuck : (

thanks for explaining to me though..

[fischen80]

god dam it = gottverdammt

[BlackChiWhite]

i thought bitch was Hundin meaning female dog. My german friend said Hundin does indeed mean both female dog and bitch/whore/etc

[grrrml]

uhm, hündin just means female dog. bitch/whore would be schlampe/hure/fotze... etc etc :)

[BlackChiWhite]

then how come my german friend told me it does indeed mean bitch(whore)..and shes 19 so i think she noes wut shes talking about

[grrrml]

well, then i win. i'm 20 and german. ;)

[BlackChiWhite]

lol, maybe area diffrences? like some slang is used diffrently? i believe shes from west germany.

[SilvernHaze]

could be, cuz in Berlin Hündin means female dog and nothing else. bitch, hore etc. is schlampe, hure, nutte and so on...

[swampghost]

hahahahaha

[weston652]

fuck you stupid prike ass mother fucker

[sturmgeist1819]

bist du ficken ore was???

did i spell that right?

[Fubsern]

it's  'oder was?'

[Konukun]

@Fubsern- It means "or".

[MassNecrophagia]

Willst du ficken oder was?

[Xanatas123]

Bitch = Kuh????

Nooo !!!

Bitch = schlampe :D

[Konukun]

@Xanatas123- kuh is cow

[TheNasenschleim]

@Xanatas123

Thats because they use bitch in a different way... not as bad as Schlampe would be used in german. Schlampe means either a female person who is pretty messy or one that has slept with many many guys.

[Chrinik]

@Xanatas123 He said "litterally meaning "a cow" because bitch has like 4 different meanings in english...it can refer to a prostitute, a cow and a female dog for example...

[masterminded78]

@Xanatas123 He means meaning a cow....not a female dog rite?

[kkandlillyrock]

@Xanatas123 or Hexe

[Xanatas123]

@kkandlillyrock That is a witch :D

[Evilshadow159]

@Xanatas123

I was pretty sure that schlampe was slut, derived from schlampig, or sloppy.

I was told Tussi (sp?) is bitch.

[Milkman12114]

lol

[junniebear49]

Danke for posting this.

[souljaboyap]

sheiza

[TimOandAutumnB]

No, no, no, it's Scheisse.

Or; Scheiße.

[JoshyMaxwell]

i told my german teacher to lick my balls and she didnt know what it ment

[ohnedich2568]

Well dude you told her to lick your eggs, ten to one she is not a native german so might not know the meaning..

[gettinsum512]

lol lazy bastard is baulsack?

[ohnedich2568]

Faule..

[EvilHappyMeal68]

no....it´s " fauler sack "

[KichaZaxoya]

Fuck mann und so etwas lernt man professionel lol... XD

[BeyondOrwell]

goddamnit should be translated in the bavarian way: "greizgruzefixbirnbaumhollasta­un!" :)

[TheThirdGerman]

haha , super !

[yosei967]

dieses ist eine Schande!!

[edrobinski]

I had a german native do this section for me. All the cursing is done by natives. The translations can never be perfect but they are bad words. Check out the CD for more languages.

[chemicalIdiot]

But the words do not sound like a german would say them, they are said to "soft" (what´s up with these native speakers?!), and "bitch" is not "Kuh in german, and you don´t use "du you wanna fuck or what" in german, as far as I know.

I think I did some english mistakes :D...

[M4rsu]

@edrobinski That's no german native.

[mymelody320]

@edrobinski yeah, right.. done by a native.. ;) I didn't sound like a native talking..

[chemicalIdiot]

through this Video I learned the english swearwords :D.

He is saying the german words quiet well (I could understand the words without any problems), but not exactly like a german...

[boonec5]

hah. this is great.

[emonerd415]

ich leibe dish danke !!

[ElManyaBadTour]

u r gay ?

[emonerd415]

um i like boys but i'm a girl so i don't know if it's a yes or no

but i'm guessing if i'm a girl and i like boys i guess yes but gay means homo and i'm not homo

um can you answer that one

i'm stumped

[zeppelin3097]

XD lick my ass haha

[MissBachelorOfTerror]

hihihi...the german voice has such a funny accent xD

@ChrisBrwnShawty: It´s called Fick dich Arschloch!

@LinderKokiri: It´s spelled: Fick dich, leck meine Eier

xD

[erickgpt]

You should have posted subtitle.

[ChrisBrwnShawty]

Fick Dich Ashlo!

[LinderKokiri]

fick dich, lik meine aya

lol my fav. probably mispelled combo.

[milanego16]

subtitles please

but is still a good vid

[xmychemloverx]

LOL! do you wanna fuck or what! .gahahahahahhhahah

[marijn14marijn]

can u make a video of cursing in dutch? We're moving to the neterlands so I could use some..

[NarakuHater132]

lol

[ComaBoy05]

rofl HAHAHAHAHAHAHA do u wanna fuck? or what

[xmychemloverx]

hehehehehehe..now i know how to insult those bastards in my classroom in german!!..heehehhe

[gunsnrosesrocks877]

yea thats awesome

[DieByWolf]

lol lick my balls. you need subtitles though. pretty good vid though