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  • @DannyC440 Little? :L

  • Its a bag of crap just let it eat u

  • let the snake swallow u alive i would

  • This is pretty ridiculous, if they got in some reptile experts who could safely capture and transport a wild snake both men and snake would be fine. Instead they send some policemen with no knowledge, no experience, and no CLUE what to do apart from attempt to strangle it basically, Of course the snake bites him! Am i against wild snakes posing a threat to everyday people being removed and if completely necessary killed? no. But sending in clueless policemen was just idiotic.

  • I'd stamp on the little shit

  • I'd start punching the shit outa the snakes head to be honest lol.

  • Why not just kill it??? It's not safe for anyone many people can die from a snake that big

  • sorry guys...leave catching snakes to the pro's. The snake is only doing what is natural....defending itself from man.

  • they are making it seem like snakes are evil and super scary creatures.. not all snakes are dangerous and scary... I have a snake and she is very kind and beautiful!

  • @VorkeyYT yeah, but alot of bacteria tho

  • It's not the snake bite that will kill ya it's HIV Aids. Did you see them sharing blood samples at the end

  • they are police men, the cant handle wild animals

  • why dont guards even bring extra chainsaws?

  • It's serious when you gotta call the po po to wrestle a snake...

  • @angelface22322 well u know they can b trying to heat up the water and trying to get his arm out at the same time and if the hot water is rdy b4 they got him out use it

  • Pour hot water?

  • @kingofcha00

    You willing to wait for sombody to find a kettle, light a fire and wait for it to get hot?

  • Is Their A Venom?

  • @jungiejg

    nope

  • These things make me laugh!

    Who can blame the poor snake?!

    They were moving it against its will, it was more than likely happy where it was and probably doing no more than basking!

    It was defending itself.....end of.

    If you had a group of men trying to move you from where you were happy and into a tiny cage where you didn't want to go, wouldn't you fight back and defend yourself?!

    I would!!

    Reptiles are the second safest animal to keep after.........FISH!!!!

    Go figure.

  • omg guys, just let go of the damn snake and he'll break free of your arm dumbasses

  • This is in amazon forest.. You can hear people screaming in portuguese.. Those police officers cannot kill animals.. They are protected by law here in brazil..

  • Stupid fools, why should they handle the snake!!

    and see how at the end they play with each others blood!

    pinches retrogradas!!!

  • @sam3d maybe because they are trying to get it out of the vilage!?!

  • i wouldnt carry an anaconda without covering its head with a bag...then put chain around his head... especially with that size... srsly... its kinda their fault trying to show it on public n not cover up its head...

  • that officers arm is pretty messed up! if the anaconda can penetrate an alligators hide.. does it have enough bite to break a mans arm??

  • i woulda shot the fuck out of that thing!!!

  • everyone loves bacon....

  • You need to be careful. That thing killed Jennifer Lopez and Ice T!

  • give it a trancilzer

    

  • AIDS..at the end

  • These niggaz ain't never heard of heavy duty gloves :/

  • if i was the police man, i shoot the snake heads with Magnum

  • awesome sick!

  • The end with the thumb, is how to get aids without sex :)

  • Yes!!! 1 video where a retard does not say "is the snakes teeth ok?" like a fucking retard

  • they have dodge viper, why not dodge anaconda :D

  • shit i go nothing agents snakes but if it bits me shit im bitting the bitch back

  • "here let me rub my bloody thumb on your bloody forearm" ,,,

  • @mustard102 transmiting aids

  • @mustard102  hahaha no shit Aids much

  • @mustard102

    Ever heard of "The Snake Bit Bros"?

    These Brazilian cops are too tough to even think about wearing any protection for handling fauna.

    You should see them catching piranhas barehanded too.

  • why didnt they just shoot that fucking bastard

  • Get an axe, cut that shit in half

  • @ElRagingBuII WHAT THE FUCK!!

    the snake is just trying to defend hisself

    what would u do, u don't have to kill the animal because he doesn't know better

    really man ur cruel

  • Putting its head in a sack and taping its gob shut might have been a good idea. 

  • awesome snake!

  • fuck :| i would be tottaly freaked out if that thing bited me

  • Why would the police officers touch each other's bloody wounds?!

  • because they are police officers :D :)

  • @Netkiller121 they like each other and they both want aids :)

  • that would hurt

  • If it was me it would 200 pounds of steak in 20 min.

  • if i was a cop i would of shot that fucking snake

  • The only man that can defeat an Anaconda is CHUCK NORRIS. Chuck Norris can kill the most ferocious, fearsome Anaconda with one round-house kick.

    *****Chuck Norris for President 2012*****

  • Haha fag u guys are stupid fighting over a video the andaconda was saying can I shake ur hand he shook it too hark and made them bleed

  • just stamp on it !

  • Got to love how the two dumb bloody officers are touching each others wounds and mixing in each others blood at the end.

  • @minameise haha yeah can you say AIDS!

  • that really hurt

  • he only wanted to shake your hand..

  • it says policeman so OF COURSE HE DESERVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hahahahaha ]

  • these fukers need to go extinctt!!

  • @Muffineater409 Lol dude its not like he died anyways if we didnt have Snakes we wouldnt have cool tatoos and shit lmao

  • is it poisonous/venom?

  • @jesse05ful

    Anaconda's bite isn't poisonous. (But, as you see, it hurts like hell because of the structure of that 100-toothed mouth and because of the snake's power.)

    PS: Hmmm, here's a question off the top of my head: since several cops confronted that thing when they arrived at the scene, instead of trying to do something to remove the snake by hand, why didn't they just have themselves a nice shooting gallery?! ...I seriously doubt the Anaconda can survive gunshots by 5 or 6 cops!)

  • @McRat1968 Because they were trying to save it from extinction?

  • @PreppyPoser1

    *rolls eyes @ u* Oh, great! Another one of you brainless liberal EarthFirst types, huh?!

    You think the Anaconda is near extinction(???) and therefore you justify human beings risking life and limb in order to hold it in their hands like a newborn and fondle it like a lover...?!

    Here's an idea: why don't you go right ahead and go out and do the same thing, then!

  • @McRat1968 Nope

  • @McRat1968 Nice strawman.

  • if you guys haven't noticed the anacondas mouth skin is made to stretch.

    the pulling does like nothing to the anacondas skin/jaw/w.e

    the fckn anaconda can open there mouths to eat a fckn hippo

  • O shit

  • MFers for being so damn ignorant!! this isnt the way to handle a big ass snake.. this is what u get if u dont have any respect for nature!! dumb people!! the snakes mouth is torn apart..

  • punch it in it's big face

  • dude just fking kill the dam snake...

  • @darrenlyl lets kill u for being so damn ignorant!! dont need u anyways!!

  • god... the idiot is SKINNING the snakes mouth when its alive! sick people why not just bent it up where there is skeleton under it...

  • LOL people deserve to get attacked when they treat everything else like crap

  • omg

  • i would have shot the shit out of that big ass snake

  • i dont like what they did to its lip...

  • What these basterds are doing? They destruct the whole mouth!!

  • @kandixcorpse I never offense you my friend, first of all you should learn how to speak, without offensing and using trivial language .. that speak for itself about you as a person and your hobbies ... The world is going down, dragged by people like you ...  Death to the devils !!!

  • @Hegemaans ummm can't we all accept each other for our differences??.....

    plus if you think about the food chain snakes are part of the balance because if one species like rodents overpopulate because snake haters kill all of the snakes and more rodents survive, the rodents would take all the other food that other organisms need like bird needing insects and seed/nut which rodents also consume.....

  • @inkuissuper they were "removing" the snake from a populated area...dont go all peta on there ass. a snake that long posses a serious threat to the human society, and then you can just screw the whole ecosystem with them eating your food, cause you wont need it, cause your getting digested in his acids...think about that first, then defend the snake. they werent hurting it AT ALL. thats a big snake, i doubt they hurt him.

  • @europe0wnz i know they were moving the snake to a better place

    and how was I all PETA???and i was telling another person that ALL snakes shouldn't die and there not in my ecosystem. i was saying their suppose to be in their own mother fucking habitat that supplies them with living need to survive as another species like us. And there are more humans then anacondas

    SO why dont you kill alll the anacondas so the people will be safe :D its all about the people right yay humanity at its finest

  • look at 2:22......damn officer...bloody hand wiping the other wound ....damn....I hope HE didn't getting him HIV

  • thats why you hold the snake right under the head so it wont do this type of thing

  • to bad that snake didnt rip his arm off that would tell them to fuck off

  • Cruel people. The snake was more than within it's natural right to attack. The dramatic Yank report is disgusting.

  • Such bullshit, one they dont bite very hard at all the teeth just hold realy good. An that sure as hell wasnt a strike it rolled over and bit down on a dumn ass is what it looks to me. People fuck with them them get mad and kill them when they get bit its sad.

  • I agree with you.

  • that was not a 26 foot anaconda... maybe 17 feet.. most likely smaller... I wonder if they would let me have it??? ( he he)

  • Is it just me, or does it seem like the narrorator is insinuating that the anaconda was acting out of hunger? If so, that's incredibly stupid, since the snake was very obviously trying to defend itself.

  • medias will make everything to give the situation a EXTREMELY DRAMATIC flavor by saying stupid things

  • @S0XF0X Sorry but it's just you. Nowhere in this video made it look like he was acting out of hunger.

  • theres a difference between hostile and defensive.

  • ozzybungle who the hell do u think you are!! if you punched sum1 and they started hitting you back youd have a problem. this snake has acted in self defense and you wanna "hack away" at it!? think before you post!!

  • Its a living thing that deserves more respect than just hacknig away at. you probably support dogs being destroyed just because they defended themselves when there "owner" is kicking them because he aint sitting!

  • I have 3 snakes and there awesome!

  • Does everyone on youtube fear snakes? Snakes are not hostile creatures, they are instinctive, defensive creatures - no snake has ever bitten without a reason, its a waste of valuable energy. Dogs are seen as great pets, but dogs cause 3125 hospital inducing injuries on a yearly basis, snakes are responsible for 8. Go look at your dog knowing it is far more angerous than a snake. :)

  • I agree, I disslike snakes but i respect them inmensly for they have to daily encounter morons who will try to, snap shot them, kill them, remove them, I MEAN WTF LEAVE THEM ALONE

  • @Omgsheisfit I love snakes, I have a corn snake, and I'm hoping to get more. They are really amazing, and my snake has never, ever bitten me. But you're right, dogs do cause more dog bites yearly, I have scars from my dogs/cats (I've been bitten while playing with one of their toys) but not from my snake. The ignorance is sickening.

  • @Omgsheisfit the difference is that if a dog bites you you`ll probably survive but if a venomous snake bites you...it will be way more difficult to.

    Anyway snakes shouldn`t be taken at home since unlike dogs they`re NOT domestic pets.

  • @Omgsheisfit snakes are the best animals ever, and the right snake make the best pet, i have three ball pythons and one rainbow boa, and the are the best pets i've ever had, and these men are stupid. no way can they capture a snake that size like that.

  • @Omgsheisfit yes and do you know why snakes dont cause as much injuries? hmm?

    because hardly anyone in the world owns one as a pet than people do witgh dogs

    so practically... its because snakes are rarer that dogs .

  • @Omgsheisfit Your saying that my little Yorkie will kill me... FUCK

  • That's what you get for fucking with animals. If you just let them be in the forest I am sure that would not hurt you.

  • Why wouldn't ya get a big fuckin knife and start hacking the snake to bits?

  • It's an Anaconda! You need a chainsaw to even phase it. It's muscles and skin are very thick and with a normal knife, you can't hack it.

    Plus, as disgusting and as hostile snakes are, they are still a creation of nature. That would be a vile thing to do.

  • I think a hacksaw would do the job too!

  • you barbarian

  • @AeonXero Snakes are far from hostile and disgusting. :/

  • zastrzelic gnoja!

  • This all could have been avoided coaxing the snake in to the cage using "Scooby Snacks"...

  • The video says there was a 26 foot anaconda, I never saw it......I saw one like 15 foot.

  • I would bite the bastard back.

  • Why didn't they tranq the snake first?

  • because tranqs are deadly to anacondas

  • Stupid cops...just leave the BEAUTIFUL creature alone!!! You know...snakes do eats PIGS....I wish it would have eaten these pigs!!!

  • they were moving it

  • His social security insurance had a lot of fun paying for that

  • Omg, they are so freaking stupid, and why dont they just kill it? :D (i would jump on the things head...)

  • jump on its head while its bitting it?Yeah public school system failed you mate

  • You know what, go ahead and try to jump on an anaconda's head.

  • @josewegsonty1998 Because not everyone is as retarded as you and won't unjustly kill a snake.

  • hahah hey look im bleeding. no way i am too. hey i got an idea! lets rub echothers blood on our wounds

  • one retarded things I see, is the ppl =)

  • I hate snakes ! Snake is a devil ...

  • @Hegemaans Snakes aren't the devil you fucking retard. Thats just as stupid as saying black people are devils, or women are devils. I hate stupid people.

  • @kandixcorpse heh my brother, it shows that you are a snake lawyer, but a very bad one considering the quality of your speach ... Your dirty language speak's for itself. And yes, the snake is an ancient symbol of the evil. Death to the reptilians. Best Regards

  • @Hegemaans And in other cultures snakes are considered good, In chinese culture, if a snake wanders into your house, it is said your family will not starve.

    I cannot stand idiots like you, honestly. Your 'language' is just as bad, saying that all snakes should die because of stupid superstition. Snakes are wonderful, beautiful creatures, just as all reptiles are, and you are too ignorant to see that. Too blind, too stupid.

  • i would have just shot the snake in its body somewhere once he bit the first guy.

  • wudnt do shit

  • lol there pulling the mouth and stuff and the snake is prly like... guys i open my mouth 4x larger then this you think pulling my lips hurt?

  • Bite the basterd back.

  • @BoHaN865 hahaha i dont think the guy liks snake meat

  • If you get bit by a snake one way to get it to let go if it holds its mouth down for long is to spay alcohol in its mouth or whisky it will sting but does work.

  • Yeah, because they had an 'alcohol spray' just lying around.

  • why cant they just shoot the damn thing?

  • because its done nothing wrong

  • if i was being tortured like that id bite him too

  • @bodom0593

    Fuck yeah those fucking bastards deserve to be bitten!

    Everyone of those fuckers shoudl be killed for removing a giant snake from a village, a snake that is big enough to kill a human being!

    /sarcasm

  • hahaha

    @bodom0593

  • what is so big deal with this? im a herper and dont understands what SO dangerous with this snake, a dog is FAR more dangerus..

  • AGREe 100%!!!!!!

  • ur fucking retarted how the hell is a dog more dagerous than an anaconda,an anaconda raps it self around u and sqeezes the air out of u til u cant breethe and then it swallows u whole,and this video shows that it bit the guy for self defence,and it dosent matter if it posinous or not(its not),the bite still hurts like a bitch.

  • a dog is not more dangerous the snake weighs more has more power and deadlier teeth

  • SHOT THAT SNAKE MAN

  • why they mixing their bloods for in the last few frames!!!! thats the worst thing in the video!!

  • i think the most shocking thing in this video is the bit at the end where the two guys end up sharing blood! That could be the death of them not the snake.

  • bbQ the bastad thing,,lol

  • scary!!!!!!!!!!

  • tranquilize? i dunno if i would work but they should make one for snakes...lol...

  • kill that fucking snake two gunshotss in that big mouth deserves died.

  • AIDS.

  • pretty sure anaconda's dont have venom.. They don't need it.

  • venomous big snake?? Holy shit!!

  • constricters arent poisounouse! this videos fucking dumb for making people beliee its guna kill him lmfao

  • No. Anacondas don't have venom. They are constrictors and only bite to hold onto their prey while they wrap around their prey and squeeze it to death.

  • yh and i had tea with scooby doo

  • Oh shut up you immmature twat.

  • danielonly123.. You really are a fucking idiot... anacondas does not have venom you ass. fuck off

  • En un documental dijeron que era bueno echar alcohol en la boca de la serpierte para que deje de morder.

  • just cut the neck

  • im sure if you had no legs and a bunch of fuckin idiots started grabbing you and shit you would bite them too i think someone should slit your throat if they had the slightest idea of safety precautions when handling a large snake they could have avoided this situation you fucking clown

  • i think to avoid this kind of situation before handling an anaconda or any kind of snake they should be taught common knowledge about the snake. this is VERY crucial in handing snakes especially anacondas.

  • Everyone who said that the snake should be killed can go and fuck themself.

  • i agree man