chopper horoscopes

[whysohardto]

This is getting so tired

[ShatterproofmusicTM]

I'm Gemini so do I get a twin chopper?

[Friedkin01]

Libra, half man half horse. It means he's got a licence to shit on the pavment.

[Eagle3396]

Im a cancer so I guess I should say goodbye to my balls. lol

[RandomPsychic]

Roar fuckin roar

[theironspider13]

Goodbye pubes!

[fuynnywhaka101]

''i'm bloody chanaling the universe or wat the  fukin ballshit it is...''

[Biohunterhead1234]

I'm a Taurus id better watch out for a Spanish man and his cape

[21jsmall]

@Biohunterhead1234 I'm a Sagittarus, I better watch out for fucking Chopper.

[bai3283]

going to see him 2morro

[Cockpuncher1000]

Ha! I'm a libra, time to find a drug addict...

[TerrariaExpert]

@Cockpuncher1000 same ahah

[CreepyDVD3]

WOOT I'm Leo!!!

[209039497]

Ill find love going to nz ahaha

[Vaul96]

goddam i hate feta cheese

[xXSleepwalker1993Xx]

Virgo and not a Virgin.

[ZommbyyShot]

FUCKIN BANG

[convictPKlol]

I am a cancer :/ fuck sake

[Koomenguy]

U fucking caught something bad it could be cancer it could be crabs either way say goodbye to ur pubes

[TheSonic1685]

i get to hit a drugatik over the head with a phone

[Shameonyou6]

Power up to all Aries ppl!!

[anchovysnolives]

roar fuckin roar...

[slapnut892]

So how do I subscribe to his daily readings lol

[deathscreaminggod101]

i fucking lmfao at this.this is tops

[FizzyLad]

Up next we got Scorpio

Girl: Yayaya

Chopper: Fuck right d o settle down. Its the Future not the fucking present..

[197hitman]

LOL. im a leo

[197hitman]

LOL im a leo

[convictPKlol]

Im a cancer... fml ahahhahaha

still fucking hilarious!

[1mouse69]

Im in trouble....Pisces......sooo funny...Luv it

[opiekills]

haha where the fuck is this from ?

[Fr0st1989]

@opiekills The Ronnie Johns Half Hour

[FizzyLad]

Raw fucking Raw haha

He Cracks me up..

[TheSonic1685]

cancer the crab you've fucking cort something bad it cold be fucking cancer it cold be crabs

[bulltiger18]

2 people are virgo's

[dheerajsingh2109]

Read your Daily Horoscope from 6 sources on one page at infonary.com /daily-horoscope

[LoneEllimist]

Rawr fuckin' Rawr.

[911GraveRobber]

@LoneEllimist "Roar fuckin' Roar"

[KlayyJayy]

at the beginning it says it is proudly sponsored by a website...that website is porn :\

[NMWMN]

Capricorn... lol

[Koomenguy]

you caught somethin bad you either have cancer or crabs anyway say bye to your pubes

[themills02]

LMAO!! my friends see me as a constant source of feta cheese!!! funny stuff!

[pitatapiu]

righto, settle down. it's the future, not the fuckin' present.

[cleo7630]

thats so freaky - my mum is a capricorn and she LOVES feta cheese >.<

[MrMreskimo]

well now 62 people need to harden the fuck up, either that or there star sign is cancer lol

[RuleOfInsanity]

@MrMreskimo meh, hopefully they just have crabs, that can be fixed

[RuleOfInsanity]

crabs or cancer... hmmm, cancerous crabs?

[Robertzpage]

Aries the ram youll find love on a trip to New Zealand hahahahahahahaha

[tasteofcoda]

Aquarius is the best.

[TheDarkness747]

Fukin BANG!

[MrGamezaddict]

ahhahahaha fucken l;ol



[loveofincense]

Fucking funny!!

[physcokilerrr]

I will fall in love on a trip to New zealand -.- I am from that country -.-

[GeninAsurii]

@physcokilerrr At least with yours you don't get cancer or crabs

[QTownRicho96]

60 people didnt listen to him



[masterjaniuk]

Not much to say about leo, yeah that's what i thought.

[nandalal108]

Pity he's not gay, I'd marry him, might have to put a pillow over his head for the honey moon.

[14nromcevic]

Its the future not the fucking present

[flathy111]

should i go to the vet or the fuckin hospital haha fukin funny as

[AimSetRyders]

Im was born like chopper, raw fuckin raw

[Grisha1994]

this is my favourite chopper skit so fucking funny

[MrHowToDoIt]

I'm a virgo :(

[KZBProductionCo]

Fucking bang you centaur dickhead

[MrPezzanator]

58 people didn't channel the universe or whatever the fukin bullshit it is

[LiAmPaRrY96]

either way errr bye bye fuckin pubes

[024Vishal]

58 people's horoscopes came true?

[Hardstylestudi0]

fucking bang,!

[Tokiohotel192]

It's true guys, Come to new zealand and find your soulmate :) LOL

[demilovato2352]

I'm a source of feta cheese xD hahahahahahaha!

[fitz1986]

58 people found love in New Zealand

[fitz1986]

58 people found love in New Zealand

[SensationalDude007]

Righteo, settle down. It's the future, not the fxxxin present! LOL

[ThisIsBobbyWilson]

bye bye pubes

[ChrisMcIntire4159]

FUGGIN BANG!

[SuperRobthedog]

Hahahahahahaah

Lol To Virgo!

Funnyas

[MyMissBlah]

Damn.. Thank fuck I dont live in Tassie haha XD

[kstab2]

scorpio yay lol

[Naran333]

Aries you will find love on a trip to New Zealand HAHAHAHAH!!!

[RattusNorvegicus100]

yeeya im leo bitches!!

[AchilliesAce786]

im a pieces,and im dissapointed.

[ashleeLA]

scorpio <3

[SOXURROXOFF]

Mwah!!! I'm a Pisces!!!

[TheRuneFusion]

@SOXURROXOFF me to :DDDDDDD

[gingy717]

58 people are kiwi's that didnt find love with a sheep in NZ

[TheRuneFusion]

@gingy717 i did, and i liked?

[TheOnlyALI3NN]

ohh right scorpio...**YEAH*  righto settle down..

[AmazinglyEpicMegas]

I can't believe he didn't make a homosexual joke about gemini >.>

[KSKscoot]

58 dislikes where nevil bartoses relatives..

[xhead13]

Gemini, the bloody twins. Eh, imagine fucking twin Choppers. That'd be good init.

Hello Chopper, how are you?

>Pretty Fucking good chopper!

[behemoth969]

im chanelling the universe or some fuking bullshit LMFO

[behemoth969]

is that eric bana or the real chopper?

[briggitbro]

fuckin bang.

[mitchrules66]

im leo like chopper RAWR F!@KING RAWR

[96rattray]

!!!!!!! chopper for prime minister !!!!!!

[nick24041997]

58 people need to harden the fuck up XD

[kartoonkid101]

@nick24041997 62

[sween187]

new-Zealand it is then

[whiteninja300]

im a Aquarius :D

[Hyzenthlay1996]

haha! im a virgo XD

[stiker42]

its the future not the fucking past

[DrScandalous]

EITHER WAY.. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PUBES... AHhahahahaahhaa

[SteelHammer5000]

Capricorn "The bloody Goat, Your friends see you a constant source of Fucking Fedder Cheese" lol

[J1DG]

straight to the morgue you centaur dickhead !

[tiaEAGLE]

"ae settle down, it's the future not the fucken present"

[EpicLiAm]

RAWR FUCKING RAWR

[ForzaOzz]

FUCKEN BANG! Straight to the morgue, you fucken Centaur dickhead!

[nickthekiwipom]

ur the fucking sheep. you'll find love on a trip 2 new zealand!

[sequekhan]

I wield my phone book with aplomb!

[copte1]

Stop bloody righting bits of the video as a comment its not fuckin' tops!

[copte1]

Stop bloody righting bits of the video as a comment its not fuckin' tops!

[Lukash636]

Looks like I'm gonna die have a violent encounter with a little spanish man, how gay

[volcanoinsurance]

hey, i'm the 666,666th viewer! fuckin' tops!

[tabutu1]

oh shit i'm going to fall in love with a fucken nz sheep. oh well it's an improvement on my last girlfriend.

[CliffOnBass86]

@tabutu1 i hear you dude

[mandilamurphy]

Rhoar fuckin' rhoar

[MrSilkydrew]

Captain

[DoktorSick]

This is funny as hell !

[koney67]

i'm a cancer hahah..lol

[DonnaDedic]

ARIESSSSS <3 :)

[DarthMuse]

ROFL omg thats so funny the sheep rofl new zealand ahaha

[notabroham]

Settle down... it's the future not the fucking present.

[TheBushBasha]

he better not come near copper, FUCKIN BANG!

[mickyluvcereal20]

Take that Fuckin' Arabs!

[thetruebrit85]

Thanks very much,

[thetruebrit85]

Apart from penillie, you are all knobheads of course chopper is from Tasmania I read he's book when I lived in Aus,!!!!!!!!

I posted that about "France" to see which of you imbeciles would reply,& of course there's lots of you,!!!!!!

[spammage84]

@thetruebrit85 he's from Vic... he lived in Tassie for a while but I'm pretty sure he went back to Melbourne.

[boazandjiacinth]

centaur dickhead LOL

[rsturbo90]

capricorn was fckin hilarious

[1993rox]

He is from Australia you tool

[thetruebrit85]

What part of France is this guy From, I get the French accent but not the region of France,....????

[Penillie]

@thetruebrit85 he is from the region Tasmania... of Australia

[jagsonjamie]

@Penillie No... he's from Melbourne. He lives in Tasmania because of the lax gun laws and lack of media attention.

[Penillie]

@jagsonjamie Thanks I know, I was responding to some dude who thought he was from france!

[heyysimone]

ares, youll find love on a trip to new zealand XD

hahahah cancer!

rawr fuckin rawr.

[Tokiohotel192]

Do I got to a vet or a hospital HAHAH awesome

[heatbucspies55]

haha, I didn't tjink this one was that great, but I love the chopper vids.

[EoN604]

"roar fucken roar" PMSL

[Flowzah]

Anyone actually find this funny?

[flamingguitarist2481]

@Flowzah i do

[Flowzah]

@flamingguitarist2481 's what I feared, the mass of retards grows every second .

[flamingguitarist2481]

@Flowzah im not a retard, im a gangsta emo hippie

[Flowzah]

@flamingguitarist2481 What's in a name huh? :')

[flamingguitarist2481]

@Flowzah thats what i sed btw in getting dreadlocks!!

[Flowzah]

@flamingguitarist2481 Braids would suit a gangsta emo hippie better.

With some additional flower extentions and perhaps a golden grill?

[flamingguitarist2481]

@Flowzah good idea



[blaircottrell]

chopper is actually a scorpio

[StickyShrooms]

"Ah look at me im bloody half horse and half fuckin man! FUCKIN BANG! err bloody hell err what do i do? do i go to the fuckin vet or the hospital?" - LMFFAAAOOOOO!!!!!!!

[marshallandrees]

BANG!!

[Emilyyy66]

You will find love on a trip to New Zealand LOL.

[RedWine2go]

EERRR WHAT DO I DO...., DO I GO TO THE FXXKING VET OR THE HOSPITAL. Hahahahaha

[jynyce]

@RedWine2go ROFLMAO im a sagittarius so that made me augh XD

[1c22x333]

fuck yeah im leo roar fuckin roar

[hawkatwork]

pure gold!!!!!

[rotorboyazza]

lol im from nz and i waz cracking up at that sheep shagger joke lol

[Ataa59]

this is so funny man yeah

[theNZninja]

look at me im half horse half mann - Fuckin' BANG!

[Maoribrotha]

This fulla is very funny!! I even laughed at the NZ sheep shag joke...cos he's a funny mofo!

[antz045]

Who cannot enjoy Chopper? If someone didn't like him fuckin' BANG

[Bltkillarr]

:D Great sketch, got to love chopper :)

[DragonzINXS]

hahahaha xD

[StickyStickDude]

lol its true.... in NewZealand there are some sheep shaggers.. :P

[qambi1]

as Libra, u represent justice, so u may find urself hitting some fukin drug addict over da head wit a phonebook, hehehe dats gold....

[PanayotiProductions]

i am an avid astrologer but i dont believe horoscopes. strange but i only respect astrological masters. not every dick that wants a job with a magazine.

[PanayotiProductions]

chopper is scorpio not leo...

[NanakiRaymaker]

This guy really isn't funny. My ingrown toenail makes more sense than this idiot. Some Jeff foxworthy ripoff with a douchebag moustache.

[diannesadek]

lol...who doesn't read their horoscopes even just for fun...this is better!

[Shaneharro2]

Fucking brilliant!

[annaisjesus]

Your friends see you as a constant source of fuckin feta cheese.

[splitenzfreak1980]

I start cracking up as soon as he starts waving!

[sugurhoneyicetea]

go scorpio! i am scorpio! :D

[emmron76]

lawl soooooo funnny

[STR8SUMS]

LOL do i got hospital or do i go vet fukn BANG str8 to the morgue u fukn sentor dick head :L:L

[eviscero]

This guy is awesome.

[therealmusa]

Fukin Centaur Dickhead LOL

[saxonrox]

I'm cancer...oh god save me

[Yacadaca]

Yay To Sagies, Vet? Hospital?. Morgue

[pzgreni4life]

brilliant! you'll find love on a trip to NZ haha!