Edward a real Christian don't have a dirty mind. Do you know what icons are?Jesus is showed not in agony because He accepted death. He was strong. The hands were open to show a fountain of mercy to all sinners. It tells the purpose why Jesus died in the Cross. The figures are meditating why He has to die. Didn't Peter try to change Jesus' mind?Icons are not suppose to be a 3rd image but a flat image. To show tell lies to little kid is worst than killing someone.
@turtle5181 shut up idiot, if its not him it is obviously another dick head who did it, cause i am pretty sure that no religious artist would ever do that to their religious figure
@deathl0ck4 lmmfao... its not a photoshop!! OK, I'll be the "idiot"... I think you need to get out more, study your religion a lil more, its sickening that I go day to day schooling you sheeple... who believe just to believe.
@deathl0ck4 Nobody is mentioning about how actual it is, it's about how dirty minded the artist is and how a church can support pictures like that to be on their altars.
Even if an anti-christian drew it, then why would they even put it their?
@biggsleezy go and look up St. Damiano Cross and click the first one... this guy made it look like a penis... it was made in 1100 by some random guy, who didnt even notice the fucking penis...., it was actually supposed to be his stomach, but since its freaking 1100 its not perfect
but you idiots noticed it fast because you are bunch of perverted gay assholes...
@deathl0ck4 Well excuse me for seeing it as a penis, coz I've never seen a stomach like that. Besides, there was a lot of nude art drown back in the day so you can't tell whether the artist intentionally wanted to draw a penis or not?
FUCK YOU current, the other videos u made might have been kinda funny, but this one is just FUCKED UP man.... i know ur trying to be funny, but you just took this to another level.....
you dont just do this to peoples religious figures, photo shopping their christ and fucking it up
and why are you always picking on Catholics huh??? why not Muslims?? because u think that they will go all ALLAHU AKBAR on you?!?! FAG
@deathl0ck4 You are probably sweet when angry - and you have so much anger.... and angry girls turns me on.... (And by that you can tell for sure that I'm not a catholic priest - but I work for Jesus our savior in mysterious wayes.) Love & peace! Shall we meet?
@mjusiqtube Sorry i am NOT in to she-males... (And by that you can tell for sure that I'm not mjusiqtube)
also just a piece of advise, just because you are not sure of what gender you are and cannot differentiate between a male and a female, it doesn't give you the right to ask random people to go out with you on the internet.... bitch hahah
@deathl0ck4 Little Goldilock, nothing random here. And now you confirm my initial feeling: "You're such a naughty girl." Wow. Swearing. Bitch talking. Excactly my kind. Shall we meet? Love & peace!
I'm the first guy to accept there many catholic priests who have made horrible things, it's right. but im not tolerating this nonsense. the world is a mess because of hurtful people like you. this sort of hatred has led to terrorism and many other disgraces. i'm sorry for you, very sorry and i hope god has mercy on you, because many people won't.
@chinchur no actually, the world is a mess because of people like you... wanting to have the 'best sky-daddy' and when you dont agree, someone is hurt.... its in the history, FACT
you're the only pervert in this video. you that see an erection in jesus' abs. apparently you spend so much time thinking about sex and who knows what else that you keep seeing this erections and pussys and whatever in every say stuff. im sorry for your nephew who has to deal with your stupidity, probably he'll end up like you, sorryfor him and all of you who try to bring the catholic church down based on moronic accusations such as this one.
@chinchur Sorry my friend but if you can't see a huge penis in the icon you must be blind. Unless your brain is so used to shut down evidence that it does not see white from black you must see a penis in there.
dude what the fuck is wrong with u? i know u are trying to be funny and shit but this is too much asshole.... u dont just make fun of someones religious figure like that...
why are just dissing on Christians huh?
why not Muslims??? because u think they will send u death threats like how the comic artist who made fun of Mohammad did?
this video is just fucked up... have some respect for other peoples religion man...
I do not hav a problem with any religion at all. I think every religion has the right to be expressed. However, what I do have a problem with is people disrespecting other religions and mocking them. I am a catholic just to make it clear and I've never once in my life offended a Christian. Another thing why would yo
"Mark Gilmore, a local artist and friend of Janet Jaime...said it is difficult to tell while painting how contrast may appear from far away. She was maybe a foot away from it all the time she was painting it, and the only way you can see this is when it’s up and you’re 20 or 30 feet away""
"Gilmore also said that [Jaime] is very serious about her religion and wouldn’t in the slightest possibility ever imagine wanting to sneak a pee-pee on to Jesus.”
@BombedLuke dude calm the fuck down. If this offends you then get off an atheist video. And it's ppl like you that try to mislead the youth because you think your way will always be right
@Foxhound1112 and sadly, most Christians believe he actually believes this. I am a Catholic and I agree with most of the things he is saying: most Christians are arrogant. But I've noticed that everyone is arrogant, as this guy is trying to convert Christians the same way that Christians "should not" convert others. Why do people need proof of something they don't believe in?
@BombedLuke Dude... Shut the fuck up. If you're going to watch something and just get pissed off about it you shouldn't have watched it at all. But since you did watch it, suck it up and take like a fucking man. And yeah it's misleading, it's a goddamn joke.
@dali2194 ............................... i'm catholic..... so you can go conclude your bullshit about how im only 13 cause im still smarter than you, when it comes to religious comedy.
@deblondeez conclude that you are 13? you stated that you are 13 years old in your comment. and smartness has nothing to do with being able to tell irony from seriousness.
Hahahaha. This sort of imagery is representative of Byzantine and Medieval Orthodox / Coptic depictions of the crucifixion. Maybe Catholic, too. And is spot-on accurate of what would happen to a man when he was nailed to a Roman impalement rack. And the attached impaler could have been as big as that dinger. The cross is merely a neutered version with the main central post extended past the crossarm.
The Christians worshiped a MALE "cross" in its early days. No morality in Christianity.
"Well, I'm sure it's not the first time a child has cried for being shown a huge Catholic erection." (3:03) LMAO, I almost cried from laughing so hard!
Im not religious in any way, i know its a bit weird but you christianity beliefs could be making you a bit bias, hes the son of god to you so why are you critisising them for not showing jesus in pain, you are perverted aswell.
@isimBulamiyom muslim girl should know her place and not post her opinions on the internet as they hold no merit coming from a girl. only man is right
I can't believe that bigoted catholics have flagged this video! How long will it last until christian morons decide what to watch on TV and what to read in the newspapers, it is disgusting!
Ugh, I just remembered that my school has a large version of this picture in the lobby. It's much more faded and less noticeable, but after this I won't be able to unsee it.
Also, the halo around Jesus' head almost looks like the controller pad for an iPod. I'm pretty sure that that information is completely irellevant, but...
AMEN! Santa is a true hero who gives gifts to children with wealthy families and good parents, and ignores homeless orphans. A true symbol of family values for children, like greed and classism. Merry Holidays-mas!
I'm a catholic. I'm 13. Can you guys really not tell that it's supposed to be chest muscle? I mean come on... And even if it was supposed to be that... All Catholics aren't like that... Are you of all people judging a person based on their religion?
@deblondeez yes we are. face religion is a culture and culture is everything. its culture may be a blight but still. u base everyone off the culture they come from.
@deblondeez Ok no. Even if it were to be made out to resemble the abdominal region, you HAVE to admit that it looks, oh so conveniently, just like an enlarged erect penis. And no, not all Catholics are like that...but MOST people who would see this photo, I bet you almost ANYTHING would think it obscene and want it redrawn. And as someone who abhors religion and its bogus governing law, yes I am judging. Judgment is good, it weeds out nonsense and forces truth!
@Kazoo4U Of course, he didn't show this to kids. He is a satirist, and all of the material from his videos is humor. He is not a Christian either, but he is brilliant!
Hahahaha, about people fighting in the comments section. Your debates go so awesomely hilariously with the video of a guy talking about Jesus's huge erection. Lol lol lol
Finally: Martin Luther left the Catholic Church for very obvious reasons beyond difference in belief. The Catholic church was instituting papal dictatorship all across the world. This is clearly not in line with god. The purpose of any church is to spread the gospel, not build ginormous eyesores and establish earthly kingdoms. Read up on your history of your faith before you decide to back it.
Continuing my point, the Catholic Church is -severely- guilty of Idolatry, whether they are willing to realize it or not. Even if the Catholic Church's traditions have always been, it's very clear Jesus never made them a priority. The only priority: FAITH, AND KEEP THE TEN COMMANDMENTS. That's it. Too boring? Too bad.
To continue my point, Peter was by no shape or form a "Pope". Or, at least, he wasn't what most are today. When Peter performed a miracle for a man, the man attempted to bow down to him. But he picked him back up and told him, "Do not bow before me, for I am also man". Now, if the popes are -really- the heirs of Saint Peter, then tell them to stop letting people bow down to them, because the "First Pope" *cough cough* wouldn't have approved of it.
Martin Luther wasn't told to go against Papal Authority by God, no. But neither was Peter made to be the head of the church. If the verse is translated properly, it reads that he was called "Petra" which means he was a "Little stone" which was part of the "Rock" of the church. This means everyone has authority and voice within the church, not one person.
I find protestants even more pathetic than catholics, they divided churches cause of political matters, many don't even know the history, only to believe in the same stupidity, but more fanatic. They're so ungrateful Christianism STARTED with catholicism and catholicism came from judaism! hahaha I love you Edward Current, but you need new wardrobe for you videos! You can look more nerd!!!
@imRoxFarjat Christianism isn't a word, I believe you mean Christianity. If Christ were here today he would not call himself a Christian. All of these religions have just made it harder for the sheep to find the Shepard. Jesus was always against the organized religions of his time as he would be against those of today. He taught the light. How could you call yourself a follower of Christ and then say you find your brothers to be pathetic? Shouldn't you love them anyways?
@stfwho Don't worry, don't take it personal, I don't like catholic church either, I hate every religious belief; just the belief, not the believers ;)
@imRoxFarjat I don't take it personal, I hate the devil too, and I feel sorry for those tricked by him. I'm glad you didn't mean what I thought you did. lol =)
@imRoxFarjat Yes it was. Just because the scribes and pharisees like to say that it was God, goodness, for which they killed, doesn't mean it's true. Even now there are Muslim terrorists who claim they murder and kill for Allah, God, but they are not true followers of Allah, but of a false God. My God is no Deity, it is no personality, its just the thing that holds everything together. Even atheists believe in evolution and goodwill.
LOVE EVERYONE HATE NO ONE! Love your brothers even if you think they are blind! Do not the people you hate feel love for those who love them? Are you just as bad as them then? What kind of greed is this that man only gives to those he can receive from? Love Edward whether you believe in God or not, he's a very funny clever man and I am greatly pleased by his humor, its smart and witty and many people do not see! Help your blind brothers to see! Those who have eyes, let them see!
Joke: A Fundamentalist Christian wants to make sure his 3 daughters haven't been tainted by secular sex-ed. He calls in the 18-year-old, pulls down his pants and asks her what it is. "Why, daddy, it's a penis." He gets angry and drives her away. Same thing happens for the 15-year-old daughter. The 12-year-old says "I don't know." and he pulls up his pants and hugs her, declaring she's still pure. He says, "By the way, it's called a penis." Girl giggles and says, "You call THAT a penis?"
just listen to their teachings and perversions of what Jesus taught. Of course then again, every religion out there has perverted these things, which is why there are atheists and why I was one. I used to think i was an atheist before i thought i was god. Open you mind! Do not take these teachings literally, think of them as analogies and parables. Is it not true that if you do bad, bad will be returned to you, and if you do good, good will be returned to you?
@RZMaslic I used to be an atheist before I realized I was God. John Lennon said that, he was a very wise man. God is not some fairy tale character sitting on a cloud, judging people. God is the air we breathe, the birds that sing, the colors we see, the solid matter that makes up our physical world, the feelings that make up the emotional world, and everything else. I believe you and I are products of eons of God's evolution, and that we ourselves can use the powers of "God".
@RZMaslic I believe people are a piece of a divine thing, which is the universe in its entirety. In our world, on this planet, we are the most powerful creatures on the earth.
@stfwho Yeah we are the most powerful creatures on the planet, but we probably aren't in the universe. I don't think anything is divine. Anyways I believe in the natural and not the supernatural.
@RZMaslic I don't believe in the supernatural either. I only believe in God. I don't believe in Satan, all Satan does for people is make them suffer. I know you probably don't understand this, and I know if I explained it to you, you probably still wouldn't entirely understand. Youtube is a terrible place to teach people, its much better face to face or at least privately, but I've learned that many will hear me and scoff, and call me a fool, and that's ok. I can accept that.
@manhunt48 Yes seriously. Are you so blind that you can't see that God and Nature go hand in hand? God is like the child of Mother Nature and Father time. God is beauty and wisdom. God is the beauty of all living things, for all living things are beautiful. You are beautiful and you are alive, and Mother Nature bore you. Father time is wisdom, as time goes on the changes of Mother Nature get more selective and intelligent and out from these two things combined spawns our ability to know.
@manhunt48 A few years ago. But then another one came along so I hopped on. Do you really think life is just a mundane thing that's so common that it just happened? It took eons and eons for everything we know of to be formed, and if you just think "well there's nothing special about it" I feel sorry for you. The blind will never see life for what it is. They'd much rather hate life than love it and that is sad.
@manhunt48 And by your reply I'm assuming you don't believe in evolution. And if you don't believe in Creationism, then what is it you believe brought mankind forth?
@RZMaslic Alright but I feel sorry for you. A person who sees all the wonders of life and thinks that its just mundane everyday stuff, will never truly appreciate it, and thus cannot see the true beauty and wisdom of God. It is not some man on a cloud, watching all and judging all, God is just the thing that binds all things. In Star Wars, they call it "The Force". I know people who call it the Grandfather Spirit, or the Cosmos, or the Infinite Knowledge of the Universe. I call it God.
@RZMaslic Well there are good people, there are bad people, and there are many between the two extremes of the spectrum. If believing this is stereotyping, then I must be very stereotypical. I feel sorry for anyone who isn't very close to the end of the good side of the spectrum. The bad people of the world will suffer greatly, and the halfway bad people will suffer. Everyone is like a tree, some bear good fruit, some bad. The bad trees are always cut down and turned into firewood.
@stfwho The "physical" world? Hahah. Prove there is a non-physical world. You are nothing but a shambling mass of reacting chemicals, caught in biochemical pathways from random developments in evolution. Your mind wants to flatter itself by claiming a "spiritual" origin, but there IS no God, spirit, or souls. Not even in the vague, milquetoast way the "spiritualists" want to say.
@Dracopol What I meant by the non-physical world is the abstract world. The world of emotion and thought. Sure they may be chemicals, but feeling them is not a physical thing really, feeling is the product of those chemicals running around, but love and fear are still abstract, they aren't physical. An idea might have been brought on by chemicals, but its still Abstract. Can you name the chemicals that wrote a particular song?
@stfwho Thought is only a product of our brains, which are chemicals, and disappear when the brain does. You make vague talk about a "divine thing" but when challenged you can't prove it. I'm sick and TIRED of flower-children head-up-ass people who claim they are very "spiritual" but can't prove their stuff, possibly even worse and more insufferable to dislodge than those who belong to
2:10-2:18 lmao
trevordispencer 2 weeks ago
Ha ha ha... open hands.... to grab the balls of bystanders. To bad he didn't have a open mouth. You know. Dirty dirty naughty thoughts.
mjusiqtube 2 weeks ago
I like how he protects us from the vile image of Jesus huge erection by showing it again and again and again. =)
mattiassollerman 3 months ago
Edward a real Christian don't have a dirty mind. Do you know what icons are?Jesus is showed not in agony because He accepted death. He was strong. The hands were open to show a fountain of mercy to all sinners. It tells the purpose why Jesus died in the Cross. The figures are meditating why He has to die. Didn't Peter try to change Jesus' mind?Icons are not suppose to be a 3rd image but a flat image. To show tell lies to little kid is worst than killing someone.
cebuano1997 3 months ago
@cebuano1997
this is satire.
MadnessIsRelative 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from EdwardCurrent
way to make fun of my religion
gunsrocks0978 4 months ago
@gunsrocks0978 it's a satire, he's an atheist, he's trolling every religion
viliussmproductions 4 months ago
PHFFT-HA-HA-HA
superultracriticguy 4 months ago
11'' wow
sean32laf 5 months ago in playlist More videos from EdwardCurrent
lmao @ all the 'sheeple' thinking EC made this photo up himself... lmao !!
turtle5181 5 months ago
@turtle5181 shut up idiot, if its not him it is obviously another dick head who did it, cause i am pretty sure that no religious artist would ever do that to their religious figure
deathl0ck4 5 months ago
@deathl0ck4 lmmfao... its not a photoshop!! OK, I'll be the "idiot"... I think you need to get out more, study your religion a lil more, its sickening that I go day to day schooling you sheeple... who believe just to believe.
turtle5181 5 months ago
@turtle5181 then wtf is it? if its not photoshopped, some anti-christian idiot drew it...
oh really? i think u need to get out more and study other religion and see the ACTUAL pictures of Christ a little bit more...
its disgusting that i go day to day schooling you "retards" who thinks they know something big, but doesn't know a shit
deathl0ck4 5 months ago
@deathl0ck4 Nobody is mentioning about how actual it is, it's about how dirty minded the artist is and how a church can support pictures like that to be on their altars.
Even if an anti-christian drew it, then why would they even put it their?
biggsleezy 5 months ago
@biggsleezy and who the fuck said it was on an alter?? stop making things up dude....
how do you even know if the church put it up their?!?!
deathl0ck4 5 months ago
@deathl0ck4 did you read the fucking link at all before judging my comment?
biggsleezy 5 months ago
@biggsleezy go and look up St. Damiano Cross and click the first one... this guy made it look like a penis... it was made in 1100 by some random guy, who didnt even notice the fucking penis...., it was actually supposed to be his stomach, but since its freaking 1100 its not perfect
but you idiots noticed it fast because you are bunch of perverted gay assholes...
deathl0ck4 5 months ago
@deathl0ck4 Well excuse me for seeing it as a penis, coz I've never seen a stomach like that. Besides, there was a lot of nude art drown back in the day so you can't tell whether the artist intentionally wanted to draw a penis or not?
biggsleezy 5 months ago
@deathl0ck4 ... SOLD !!! LMMFAO!!
turtle5181 5 months ago
FUCK YOU current, the other videos u made might have been kinda funny, but this one is just FUCKED UP man.... i know ur trying to be funny, but you just took this to another level.....
you dont just do this to peoples religious figures, photo shopping their christ and fucking it up
and why are you always picking on Catholics huh??? why not Muslims?? because u think that they will go all ALLAHU AKBAR on you?!?! FAG
deathl0ck4 5 months ago
@deathl0ck4 he didnt photoshop.... its an actual painting/depiction
turtle5181 5 months ago
@deathl0ck4 You are probably sweet when angry - and you have so much anger.... and angry girls turns me on.... (And by that you can tell for sure that I'm not a catholic priest - but I work for Jesus our savior in mysterious wayes.) Love & peace! Shall we meet?
mjusiqtube 5 months ago
@mjusiqtube Sorry i am NOT in to she-males... (And by that you can tell for sure that I'm not mjusiqtube)
also just a piece of advise, just because you are not sure of what gender you are and cannot differentiate between a male and a female, it doesn't give you the right to ask random people to go out with you on the internet.... bitch hahah
deathl0ck4 5 months ago
@deathl0ck4 Little Goldilock, nothing random here. And now you confirm my initial feeling: "You're such a naughty girl." Wow. Swearing. Bitch talking. Excactly my kind. Shall we meet? Love & peace!
mjusiqtube 4 months ago
@mjusiqtube little goldilock? wtf? lol
Pedophile much?
deathl0ck4 4 months ago
I'm the first guy to accept there many catholic priests who have made horrible things, it's right. but im not tolerating this nonsense. the world is a mess because of hurtful people like you. this sort of hatred has led to terrorism and many other disgraces. i'm sorry for you, very sorry and i hope god has mercy on you, because many people won't.
chinchur 5 months ago
@chinchur haha holy crap dude this guy is just kidding hes not even christian, hes an atheist mocking christians with vids like this ;P
maxime1661 5 months ago in playlist Autres vidéos de EdwardCurrent
@chinchur no actually, the world is a mess because of people like you... wanting to have the 'best sky-daddy' and when you dont agree, someone is hurt.... its in the history, FACT
turtle5181 5 months ago
you're the only pervert in this video. you that see an erection in jesus' abs. apparently you spend so much time thinking about sex and who knows what else that you keep seeing this erections and pussys and whatever in every say stuff. im sorry for your nephew who has to deal with your stupidity, probably he'll end up like you, sorryfor him and all of you who try to bring the catholic church down based on moronic accusations such as this one.
chinchur 5 months ago
@chinchur Sorry my friend but if you can't see a huge penis in the icon you must be blind. Unless your brain is so used to shut down evidence that it does not see white from black you must see a penis in there.
vandresv 5 months ago
Gonads?! That's his KNOT, DIPSHIT! Jesus is... well... apparently... half canine?
What do you guys mean, how do I know this? I-I-I don't look at furry porn! >///>
Especially not GAY furry porn! Never ever!
ParaSpite 6 months ago
wow...hahaha
Reip187 6 months ago
ROFL.
ps3fan19686 6 months ago
dude what the fuck is wrong with u? i know u are trying to be funny and shit but this is too much asshole.... u dont just make fun of someones religious figure like that...
why are just dissing on Christians huh?
why not Muslims??? because u think they will send u death threats like how the comic artist who made fun of Mohammad did?
this video is just fucked up... have some respect for other peoples religion man...
deathl0ck4 6 months ago
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@deathl0ck4
no respect for religions! you just want us to take this silently!!
we have to let everybody know that jesus is out to rape us all with his huge boner
yes, the muslims too!
besides,, when we verbally bitchslap you, you have to turn the other cheek and not pi*s on our leg
realbojay 6 months ago
anyone notice the o with the x in it creepy slenderman btw its on his gonads hehe gonads
TheHotsaucekiller 6 months ago
Show a kid this if you think it is disgusting? If you think it is so disgusting turn away and don't watch it anymore.
51397000 7 months ago
I do not hav a problem with any religion at all. I think every religion has the right to be expressed. However, what I do have a problem with is people disrespecting other religions and mocking them. I am a catholic just to make it clear and I've never once in my life offended a Christian. Another thing why would yo
51397000 7 months ago
Ok so first of all I do not have a proble
51397000 7 months ago
"Mark Gilmore, a local artist and friend of Janet Jaime...said it is difficult to tell while painting how contrast may appear from far away. She was maybe a foot away from it all the time she was painting it, and the only way you can see this is when it’s up and you’re 20 or 30 feet away""
"Gilmore also said that [Jaime] is very serious about her religion and wouldn’t in the slightest possibility ever imagine wanting to sneak a pee-pee on to Jesus.”
Furoar 7 months ago
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Furoar 7 months ago
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Furoar 7 months ago
@Furoar Blasphemous cow! These artists are really clever.
Take a look at that statement.
"...wouldn't in the slightest possibility ever imagine wanting..."
... [would not] [give small chance] [at any time] [conceptualize a desire] ...
What's the opposite, when we're dealing with the word "not"?
... [would] [absolutely] [at specific time] [realize a desire] ...
So, roughly,
"...would absolutely accomplish sneaking a pee-pee on to Jesus."
This is a purposeful pee-pee!
Furoar 7 months ago
Wow Jesus, packin a six pa....thats your penis
serbcerb 7 months ago
@BombedLuke dude calm the fuck down. If this offends you then get off an atheist video. And it's ppl like you that try to mislead the youth because you think your way will always be right
EVILDEAD921 8 months ago
what a fucking
Naomixtan 9 months ago
what a fucking idiot
Naomixtan 9 months ago
LOL I love how this guy is trolling everyone making people think that he's actually a Christian
Foxhound1112 9 months ago 11
@Foxhound1112 and sadly, most Christians believe he actually believes this. I am a Catholic and I agree with most of the things he is saying: most Christians are arrogant. But I've noticed that everyone is arrogant, as this guy is trying to convert Christians the same way that Christians "should not" convert others. Why do people need proof of something they don't believe in?
VeritatemQuaerens 1 month ago in playlist More videos from EdwardCurrent
U crap hole u otoscope made that photo and yes I am catholic and I'm 13 and I know u made this stop trying to mislead the youth
BombedLuke 9 months ago
@BombedLuke he's not misleading anyone, he's paroding. what's wrong with that?
Spyderschwinky 9 months ago
@Spyderschwinky b-s and i wasnt talking to u
BombedLuke 9 months ago
@BombedLuke haha is that what you always say when you don't know how to retort?
Spyderschwinky 9 months ago
@BombedLuke always have an open mind....always question what you think is the truth
3tangle3 8 months ago
@3tangle3 not to this B-S u know this is a spoof and hes not serious look at his masterbation video and the "i carefully enlarged this picture" ??
BombedLuke 8 months ago
@BombedLuke Dude... Shut the fuck up. If you're going to watch something and just get pissed off about it you shouldn't have watched it at all. But since you did watch it, suck it up and take like a fucking man. And yeah it's misleading, it's a goddamn joke.
serbcerb 7 months ago
@dali2194 ............................... i'm catholic..... so you can go conclude your bullshit about how im only 13 cause im still smarter than you, when it comes to religious comedy.
deblondeez 10 months ago
@deblondeez conclude that you are 13? you stated that you are 13 years old in your comment. and smartness has nothing to do with being able to tell irony from seriousness.
Spyderschwinky 9 months ago
Hahahaha. This sort of imagery is representative of Byzantine and Medieval Orthodox / Coptic depictions of the crucifixion. Maybe Catholic, too. And is spot-on accurate of what would happen to a man when he was nailed to a Roman impalement rack. And the attached impaler could have been as big as that dinger. The cross is merely a neutered version with the main central post extended past the crossarm.
The Christians worshiped a MALE "cross" in its early days. No morality in Christianity.
EdM021 10 months ago
Now about the vid... hilarious!!!! X'-D
EdM021 10 months ago
@EdM021 I agree, hilarious !!!!!!!
CaptainNemoful1 10 months ago
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EdM021 10 months ago
"Well, I'm sure it's not the first time a child has cried for being shown a huge Catholic erection." (3:03) LMAO, I almost cried from laughing so hard!
xoxILoveCatsxox 10 months ago
Is this guy cereal like cocoa puffs
bandwagon0000 11 months ago
Jesus cumz again! :D And his dick is quite comfortably sized to do that in huge action.
mardastheEitheist 11 months ago
MAN-Folks, This is just sick sick sick.
ME-I find it absolutelt hilarious
GuineaPigsRule123 11 months ago
My God Spaghetti Monster had bigger balls than your God ;)
nonozera 11 months ago 17
@nonozera remember the 2nd "I really prefer you wouldn't ..."
dementiamaster2 1 month ago
Im not religious in any way, i know its a bit weird but you christianity beliefs could be making you a bit bias, hes the son of god to you so why are you critisising them for not showing jesus in pain, you are perverted aswell.
HERPINGinWALES 11 months ago
I just turned catholic 2:35 WTF! you don't show that to lil 6 and 8 year old kids asshole!
zeepycookie 11 months ago
@zeepycookie youre right this guy showed this to kids, thats just wrong im gonna report this
Danny2077 11 months ago
Wow. Christ had some massive balls! Son if G-d indeed.
bapyou 11 months ago
Those are his abs.
MrXanthan19 1 year ago
I'm catholic lol at this x)
XGailoftheblackArtX 1 year ago
We trolls find humans' fear of their own sexuality to be decidedly odd.
OnionTrollsAlliance 1 year ago
im a muslim girl. but jesus christ is also our prophet too, its too bad to make fun of him or any other prophets... stop insulting to him
isimBulamiyom 1 year ago
@isimBulamiyom muslim girl should know her place and not post her opinions on the internet as they hold no merit coming form a girl only man is right
lrg2k10 1 year ago
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@lrg2k10 muslim man should know his place and not post his opinions on the internet as they hold no merit coming form a muslim only atheist is right
choongd 10 months ago
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@isimBulamiyom muslim girl should know her place and not post her opinions on the internet as they hold no merit coming from a girl. only man is right
lrg2k10 1 year ago
@isimBulamiyom i know....
this retard who made this video has no respect for any religion...
deathl0ck4 6 months ago
I can't believe that bigoted catholics have flagged this video! How long will it last until christian morons decide what to watch on TV and what to read in the newspapers, it is disgusting!
atheistfromaustria 1 year ago
Exactly THIS crucifix hangs in my history classroom... I should break my silence and say, what this is really about :D.
mardastheEitheist 1 year ago
Ugh, I just remembered that my school has a large version of this picture in the lobby. It's much more faded and less noticeable, but after this I won't be able to unsee it.
TehZorzGuy 1 year ago
I bet this picture gave some Christian males a sudden urge to suck dick.
gupsphoo 1 year ago 8
Also, the halo around Jesus' head almost looks like the controller pad for an iPod. I'm pretty sure that that information is completely irellevant, but...
TehZorzGuy 1 year ago
a lot of people say that Jesus wasn't white, he was black! Well, if this doesn't prove it, then nothing does!!!
xcellken1 1 year ago 4
I'm pretty sure Jesus had an 11 inch cock anyway
weirdercize 1 year ago
Dont u mock god. u athiest
djwilliams310 1 year ago
@djwilliams310 dont u dare mock all mighty santa. u devil worshipper!
Flawrey 1 year ago
@Flawrey
AMEN! Santa is a true hero who gives gifts to children with wealthy families and good parents, and ignores homeless orphans. A true symbol of family values for children, like greed and classism. Merry Holidays-mas!
TehZorzGuy 1 year ago
@djwilliams310 there's no god to mock. we're mocking the religion, not god.
robokill387 1 year ago
@Belfastathiest
Beg pardon
Kyrakitten 1 year ago
Edward,you are out of your mind,pal..lol.I love it..lol!
liw213 1 year ago
Hottest video on Youtube.
Sojoboro 1 year ago 2
that what makes jesus the son of god :D
kamukamosibarakuda 1 year ago
"...Sickeningly revealing two ample egg sized gonads and of course, the shaft of an enormous sex organ in an obvious state of arousal..."
1. EVERY Priest in America and the world, creamed to this.
2. It's Oklahoma AND it's Christianity, two whammies...those people need as much dick as possible
oxilizz 1 year ago
They don't call Jesus the rock, for nothing.
dlmarti 1 year ago
Ive waited 6 months to be 18 to see this (yes my account shows my real age). Well worth waiting for :)
SmokingWickerman 1 year ago
@Saralyons ugh no. I don't.
deblondeez 1 year ago
Oh please it's chest muscles. The guy was starved you can clearly see his ribs in the painting. Get a grip people
Kyrakitten 1 year ago
@Kyrakitten
...You're utterly fandious.
BelfastAtheist 1 year ago
I'm a catholic. I'm 13. Can you guys really not tell that it's supposed to be chest muscle? I mean come on... And even if it was supposed to be that... All Catholics aren't like that... Are you of all people judging a person based on their religion?
deblondeez 1 year ago
@deblondeez yes we are. face religion is a culture and culture is everything. its culture may be a blight but still. u base everyone off the culture they come from.
Sarahlyonz 1 year ago
@deblondeez Ok no. Even if it were to be made out to resemble the abdominal region, you HAVE to admit that it looks, oh so conveniently, just like an enlarged erect penis. And no, not all Catholics are like that...but MOST people who would see this photo, I bet you almost ANYTHING would think it obscene and want it redrawn. And as someone who abhors religion and its bogus governing law, yes I am judging. Judgment is good, it weeds out nonsense and forces truth!
oxilizz 1 year ago
@deblondeez If you can't see the humour and the satire in this, than maybe you should wait a few years. I mean, you are only 13 and all.
dali2194 1 year ago
To find out more about this painting, watch The Rape of the Soul.
watch?v=gx08UHmfVjM
wresing 1 year ago
oh dear, this is so hilarious... I just can't stop laughing...
vicanflo 1 year ago
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bondagegaggirl 1 year ago
He showed that to some 6 year olds? He pointed and explained to them what is there?!
This guy is fucked up.
Kazoo4U 1 year ago
@Kazoo4U Of course, he didn't show this to kids. He is a satirist, and all of the material from his videos is humor. He is not a Christian either, but he is brilliant!
huntditty 1 year ago
This guy is soo gay its funny
Kazoo4U 1 year ago
127 catholics were found out.
OwnedByFriendlyFire 1 year ago
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Bendersound 1 year ago
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Bendersound 1 year ago
LMFAO..........................
sisterberthabangers1 1 year ago
What like Jesus wouldn't be packing?
He is god... and, umm... the son of god? or whatever.
SkreetGil 1 year ago 3
I like this one. They should put up more like these in churches.
Gonnakillyou 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is too funny. Damn Jesus was hung like a horse huh? No wonder he was so popular with the prostitutes!
Meraneus 1 year ago
OMG this really left me laughing until I teared XD
Xtrasupershadowgirl 1 year ago
Ezekiel 23:20
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Sjarke98 1 year ago 2
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Oh I just snorted coffee up my nose i was laughing so hard!! (I said "hard") HAHAHAHAHHAHA Edward...you are my hero~~
calimntgirl34 1 year ago
Heh, the Resur-erection!
Actually, that image isn't half as obscene as most of the crap in the BuyBull.
kitteesPJs 1 year ago 34
Heh, the Resur-erection!
kitteesPJs 1 year ago 48
Hahahaha, about people fighting in the comments section. Your debates go so awesomely hilariously with the video of a guy talking about Jesus's huge erection. Lol lol lol
olppa1 1 year ago
Finally: Martin Luther left the Catholic Church for very obvious reasons beyond difference in belief. The Catholic church was instituting papal dictatorship all across the world. This is clearly not in line with god. The purpose of any church is to spread the gospel, not build ginormous eyesores and establish earthly kingdoms. Read up on your history of your faith before you decide to back it.
ExpertGamer951 1 year ago
Continuing my point, the Catholic Church is -severely- guilty of Idolatry, whether they are willing to realize it or not. Even if the Catholic Church's traditions have always been, it's very clear Jesus never made them a priority. The only priority: FAITH, AND KEEP THE TEN COMMANDMENTS. That's it. Too boring? Too bad.
ExpertGamer951 1 year ago
To continue my point, Peter was by no shape or form a "Pope". Or, at least, he wasn't what most are today. When Peter performed a miracle for a man, the man attempted to bow down to him. But he picked him back up and told him, "Do not bow before me, for I am also man". Now, if the popes are -really- the heirs of Saint Peter, then tell them to stop letting people bow down to them, because the "First Pope" *cough cough* wouldn't have approved of it.
ExpertGamer951 1 year ago
@MAXBLAYLOCK
Martin Luther wasn't told to go against Papal Authority by God, no. But neither was Peter made to be the head of the church. If the verse is translated properly, it reads that he was called "Petra" which means he was a "Little stone" which was part of the "Rock" of the church. This means everyone has authority and voice within the church, not one person.
ExpertGamer951 1 year ago
You guys are idiots if you can't tell sarcasm when you see it!!!!! get the picture and get it right!!!!!
Rayna0758 1 year ago
ample gonads
DeusUniversa10 1 year ago
@stfwho Time to lay off the weed, man.
157626 1 year ago
OH my god this is so fucking funny :D
Lermasd 1 year ago
@Dracopol and stfwho - GET A ROOM!
157626 1 year ago
@157626 Get bent!
stfwho 1 year ago
shut the fuck up and stop arguing on this video.
send each other pms....
MILANISTA1831 1 year ago
@MILANISTA1831 lmao PMS
stfwho 1 year ago
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I like the implication that he raped his nephews.
AngryRantingNerd 1 year ago
I find protestants even more pathetic than catholics, they divided churches cause of political matters, many don't even know the history, only to believe in the same stupidity, but more fanatic. They're so ungrateful Christianism STARTED with catholicism and catholicism came from judaism! hahaha I love you Edward Current, but you need new wardrobe for you videos! You can look more nerd!!!
imRoxFarjat 1 year ago
@imRoxFarjat Christianism isn't a word, I believe you mean Christianity. If Christ were here today he would not call himself a Christian. All of these religions have just made it harder for the sheep to find the Shepard. Jesus was always against the organized religions of his time as he would be against those of today. He taught the light. How could you call yourself a follower of Christ and then say you find your brothers to be pathetic? Shouldn't you love them anyways?
stfwho 1 year ago
@stfwho Don't worry, don't take it personal, I don't like catholic church either, I hate every religious belief; just the belief, not the believers ;)
imRoxFarjat 1 year ago
@imRoxFarjat I don't take it personal, I hate the devil too, and I feel sorry for those tricked by him. I'm glad you didn't mean what I thought you did. lol =)
stfwho 1 year ago
@stfwho May I point out that it's not the devil who killed over a thousand people in the Bible...
imRoxFarjat 1 year ago
@imRoxFarjat Yes it was. Just because the scribes and pharisees like to say that it was God, goodness, for which they killed, doesn't mean it's true. Even now there are Muslim terrorists who claim they murder and kill for Allah, God, but they are not true followers of Allah, but of a false God. My God is no Deity, it is no personality, its just the thing that holds everything together. Even atheists believe in evolution and goodwill.
stfwho 1 year ago
LOVE EVERYONE HATE NO ONE! Love your brothers even if you think they are blind! Do not the people you hate feel love for those who love them? Are you just as bad as them then? What kind of greed is this that man only gives to those he can receive from? Love Edward whether you believe in God or not, he's a very funny clever man and I am greatly pleased by his humor, its smart and witty and many people do not see! Help your blind brothers to see! Those who have eyes, let them see!
stfwho 1 year ago
Well why the he'll would y show it then
TheMsKayTeee 1 year ago
Joke: A Fundamentalist Christian wants to make sure his 3 daughters haven't been tainted by secular sex-ed. He calls in the 18-year-old, pulls down his pants and asks her what it is. "Why, daddy, it's a penis." He gets angry and drives her away. Same thing happens for the 15-year-old daughter. The 12-year-old says "I don't know." and he pulls up his pants and hugs her, declaring she's still pure. He says, "By the way, it's called a penis." Girl giggles and says, "You call THAT a penis?"
Dracopol 1 year ago
@Dracopol LOL nice joke
stfwho 1 year ago
thats just wrong LOL
erlcly02 1 year ago
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how has this not been removed
xfronwenzyoucamex 1 year ago
just listen to their teachings and perversions of what Jesus taught. Of course then again, every religion out there has perverted these things, which is why there are atheists and why I was one. I used to think i was an atheist before i thought i was god. Open you mind! Do not take these teachings literally, think of them as analogies and parables. Is it not true that if you do bad, bad will be returned to you, and if you do good, good will be returned to you?
stfwho 1 year ago
@stfwho I'm athiest but I believe in some of the things Jesus said (the socialist stuff).
RZMaslic 1 year ago
@RZMaslic I used to be an atheist before I realized I was God. John Lennon said that, he was a very wise man. God is not some fairy tale character sitting on a cloud, judging people. God is the air we breathe, the birds that sing, the colors we see, the solid matter that makes up our physical world, the feelings that make up the emotional world, and everything else. I believe you and I are products of eons of God's evolution, and that we ourselves can use the powers of "God".
stfwho 1 year ago
@stfwho So you belive in people to be divine? Or you're a humanist?
RZMaslic 1 year ago
@RZMaslic I believe people are a piece of a divine thing, which is the universe in its entirety. In our world, on this planet, we are the most powerful creatures on the earth.
stfwho 1 year ago
@stfwho Yeah we are the most powerful creatures on the planet, but we probably aren't in the universe. I don't think anything is divine. Anyways I believe in the natural and not the supernatural.
RZMaslic 1 year ago
@RZMaslic I don't believe in the supernatural either. I only believe in God. I don't believe in Satan, all Satan does for people is make them suffer. I know you probably don't understand this, and I know if I explained it to you, you probably still wouldn't entirely understand. Youtube is a terrible place to teach people, its much better face to face or at least privately, but I've learned that many will hear me and scoff, and call me a fool, and that's ok. I can accept that.
stfwho 1 year ago
@stfwho
"I don't believe in the supernatural either. I only believe in God. " . . . Srsly ?
manhunt48 1 year ago
@manhunt48 Yes seriously. Are you so blind that you can't see that God and Nature go hand in hand? God is like the child of Mother Nature and Father time. God is beauty and wisdom. God is the beauty of all living things, for all living things are beautiful. You are beautiful and you are alive, and Mother Nature bore you. Father time is wisdom, as time goes on the changes of Mother Nature get more selective and intelligent and out from these two things combined spawns our ability to know.
stfwho 1 year ago
@stfwho
LOL, OMG you are serious >_<' . . . So when was it that you stepped off the reality bus? . . .
manhunt48 1 year ago
@manhunt48 A few years ago. But then another one came along so I hopped on. Do you really think life is just a mundane thing that's so common that it just happened? It took eons and eons for everything we know of to be formed, and if you just think "well there's nothing special about it" I feel sorry for you. The blind will never see life for what it is. They'd much rather hate life than love it and that is sad.
stfwho 1 year ago
@stfwho
Yep, you're completely fucking crazy. . .
manhunt48 1 year ago
@manhunt48 No, you're just a blind fool =)
stfwho 1 year ago
@manhunt48 And by your reply I'm assuming you don't believe in evolution. And if you don't believe in Creationism, then what is it you believe brought mankind forth?
stfwho 1 year ago
@stfwho Ok but I am not calling you a fool or anything like that I am just curious. Well I guess we can at least agree to disagree on the topic :P
RZMaslic 1 year ago
@RZMaslic Alright but I feel sorry for you. A person who sees all the wonders of life and thinks that its just mundane everyday stuff, will never truly appreciate it, and thus cannot see the true beauty and wisdom of God. It is not some man on a cloud, watching all and judging all, God is just the thing that binds all things. In Star Wars, they call it "The Force". I know people who call it the Grandfather Spirit, or the Cosmos, or the Infinite Knowledge of the Universe. I call it God.
stfwho 1 year ago
@stfwho Ok now your just stereotyping...
RZMaslic 1 year ago
@RZMaslic Well there are good people, there are bad people, and there are many between the two extremes of the spectrum. If believing this is stereotyping, then I must be very stereotypical. I feel sorry for anyone who isn't very close to the end of the good side of the spectrum. The bad people of the world will suffer greatly, and the halfway bad people will suffer. Everyone is like a tree, some bear good fruit, some bad. The bad trees are always cut down and turned into firewood.
stfwho 1 year ago
@stfwho The "physical" world? Hahah. Prove there is a non-physical world. You are nothing but a shambling mass of reacting chemicals, caught in biochemical pathways from random developments in evolution. Your mind wants to flatter itself by claiming a "spiritual" origin, but there IS no God, spirit, or souls. Not even in the vague, milquetoast way the "spiritualists" want to say.
Dracopol 1 year ago
@Dracopol What I meant by the non-physical world is the abstract world. The world of emotion and thought. Sure they may be chemicals, but feeling them is not a physical thing really, feeling is the product of those chemicals running around, but love and fear are still abstract, they aren't physical. An idea might have been brought on by chemicals, but its still Abstract. Can you name the chemicals that wrote a particular song?
stfwho 1 year ago
@stfwho Thought is only a product of our brains, which are chemicals, and disappear when the brain does. You make vague talk about a "divine thing" but when challenged you can't prove it. I'm sick and TIRED of flower-children head-up-ass people who claim they are very "spiritual" but can't prove their stuff, possibly even worse and more insufferable to dislodge than those who belong to