Peeps! Prom! Puppy!

[DeezyWheezy]

i would not have been so calm if john green called me...

[kentclarkocoumiroku2]

Am I the only one who looked down at my keyboard to see if that's what it really looked like??

[1234tche]

@kentclarkocoumiroku2 no you are not

[blueberrylily1790]

@kentclarkocoumiroku2 i did too :-)

[kloonforthewin]

december found to be apocalypse



[souleater443]

hahahaaha "Alright, take tare."

[mayrin1112]

DINOSAUR FAILES TO BEAT ASTEROID

[starryhappiness]

Donuts Fuel The Batman? Absolutely.

[kyliealpha]

Donuts Fight The Bagel Anarchy

[InfiniteTim]

@noosaho That wasn't the point. Photographs doesn't start with the P sound that would have made his list of parts alliterative. ...*awkward silence* DFTBA! :)

Besides, John, P-photographs is funnier.

[matthias01010]

I would strongly argue that anything near 100 peeps is fatal...

[FlailingAxes]

Don't fight the basilisk again!

[Bubbleboy0418]

I want to know how they did the flats, anyone know?

[DeathByMyNote]

Ah, when it was a sidebar.

[SmilinSweetpea]

Did they ever send prom pictures?

[pbjellybeanful]

Don't Fight The Bad Ass

[Asummersdaydreamer14]

dunderheads fear tamed babies awkward

[Justin1976]

Dog Feces Trash Boy's Anecdote (I tried really hard to make this one relate to the story about red green destroying the nintendo but I couldn't think of something for the A!!)

[Justin1976]

Dangling Facts Theme Bad Adventures

[Justin1976]

Don't Feed Tigers Brilliant Astronomers

[kerrireg]

Dude, find the bathroom ASAP.

[IlnousaimeleMonsieur]

Deceptions fear this brilliant Autobot.

[laughalltheway1]

darling, fetch the battle axe. Thumbs up if you get it:)

[adamflyshotmail]

Dead Frogs To Become Amazonian?

[TheRandomlyBiased]

Dementors fear the basilisk attack

[TheFIRSTSoprol]

Doomed fear the burning asteroids!

[dancerbethany1]

Dont Fear a Tibeten Babe Aristotle

[yknowthatgirl]

I may have had a small flail attack when Miles said yes. Yay John.

[KiraraLuver]

I feel like a very bad Nerdfighter asking this, but can someone made of Awesome tell me what exactly The Ning is/means? I've seen most of the videos but I just can't seem to find the one where that is explained.

[iSpyVi]

@KiraraLuver Hey! Don't feel bad. "The Ning" refers to the Nerdfighter website. Ning is the platform the website is on, and that's why it's referred to as such. :)

[MyBOREDproductions]

Dead

Fish

Taunt

Bearded

Axeman

[MyBOREDproductions]

Dragons

Fighting

To

Burn

All

[fuschiaforever4]

Desk

Fright

Tortures

Brilliant

Authors



[brenx89]

sssssssssssssssssssssszzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZmmiuhgfduujj­jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj­jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj­jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjuhgfdnnmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmujjjjjjjjjj­jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj­jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj­jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj­jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj­jjjjjjjjjjjjjjkjjjjjjjjjjmkkkk­g this was me arranging my keyboard to have DFTBA in order

[rayhs1984]

Don't

Fry

Turkey

Bacon

Absentmindedly



[violasbeamazingable]

@rayhs1984 That's one of my favorite DFTBAs ever. Turkey bacon is delicious.

[rayhs1984]

@violasbeamazingable thank you turkey bacon is a under-appreciated food and Absentmindedly is a under-used word.

[Gee1078]

My cheeks hurt from smiling at the adorable nerdfighter love.

[pbjellybeanful]

I will forever pronounce photographs the way you just did. I already pronounce the P in pterodactyl.

[HeadInTheClouds1178]

if one of my favorite authors called me, I wouldn't be like "yes, I'm familiar with you". I'd be like "HKSDJHIDSHD I LOVE YOU I CAN DIE NOW"

[EpicSuccuss]

thumbs up if you looked down at your keyboard when the DFTBA keyboard picture showed up

[paigelfinch]

John, "photographs" already starts with a "p." You could have called part 3 "photographs" or "pictures."

[somepueblojerky]

Dodos fling the beast-est armadillos

[ComplexSimplethings]

Ducks

Fly

Triumphantly

Beyond

Airplanes

[fireant4000]

u thought prom was Porn lol

[maxsgirl13]

Wow...all I had to do was scroll down 4 or 5 comments, and there was the Doctor Who Reference!

[ajcarter16]

omigod... that was so sweet when you asked him to prom for her!!! this is why i love being a nerdfighter!

[tipomartins]

photographs already starts with P O.o

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

Don't

Forget

To

Be

Amnesiafied

;)

[tant12]

Don't forget the ballistics arsenal.

[YouveBeenLaurified]

You have an expressive forehead.

[BellatrixPlaysPiano]

Dinosaurs find the bananas abominable.

[marinafoundausername]

Don't Forget To Buy Alex :) (forever yours :P )

[BreChristie]

@marinafoundausername That is magnificent.

[sMiLeYdEgU]

dont

fry

the

balloon

artichokes

[girlbubble7991]

Daleks

Fight

The

Best

Alien

[sirrockforest]

peep

[ChelsieOliviaa]

Holy fireballs.

I want you to ask a guy to prom for me.

[mayandarko]

Hey John? I know this video is over 2 years old and all, but you asked Miles/Myles for prom pics, and he made a promise, but we never saw them... can we still see them?

[zoemew]

Don't

Fight

The

Batty

Androids

[NargleSparkles]

Dumb

Food

Tastes

Bloody

Abhorrent



[peerieweirdo]

Dumbledore

Feels

Transfigurating

Bellatrix

 Awesomises.

(Not a word, but there you go)

[opticalecho119]

Dont

Fuck

Turtles

(with)

Big

Asses

[MrSpazzyunicorn]

dogs

fight

the

big

ardvark

[ANTHONYRAPPISAGOD]

Love the tags of this video :)

[MissVerityDarling]

2:46 Shoes. I need them. Now :D

[DickyBowJoe]

I physically clapped when he said yes :D

[tesgnol]

Donkey Fondlers That Badly Advertise

[doleightful]

Don't

Fuck

That

Bitch's

Ass

[Frankeinstein127]

@doleightful nice xD

[EpicnessInABox]

This may sound ridiculous, but I am actually Mile's brother. He showed me this and I came back to see it again, and sense I am also a fan of the VlogBrothers, it is really bizarre seeing my brother talk to this internet leader. Just saying.

[xXxLinguagirlxXx]

That was cute asking him to prom ^_^

[mpiikge]

Dont

Fuck

The

Birds

Again

[RifleREVO]

Don't Flamers Troll Bryan Adams?

Dogs Fight To Be Apostles.

Dragons Fly By The Amsterdam.

[Paulinemoke]

Why do you like german saying that much, but you only do nerfighter meetings in amsterdam?

[wiffff296]

Double Filaments Tire Boron Atoms

Dude, fire this bad ass.

Disappointment Finds Their Bottomless Affection

Discuss Fire, Twinkies, (and) Bunnies, Always.

Darn Fire Truck Broke All

Dipthongs Find The Blatant Answer.

Dogs Furrow Their Brows Amorously

[dob1997]

Dervla (thats my name) find the best acronams

Ducks for the british assembly!

Dang! fortune tellers beat aliens! :(

XD

[thegirlofthelibrary]

i live in argentina. how well known is john green in usa 1 to 10? the guy that was on the phone was really amazed.... here in argentina hes 0. wow i really love john

[farlcoon]

Yes I looked at my keyboard to see if real life could be that awesome. Alas I was disappointed.

[vizard990]

do fight together brothers (of) awesome??? *of is not usually an anagram or initializes to my belief so it counts*

[eretrece]

Schadenfreude! Didn't know you could use that in English as well as in German...

[EmilyOrpin]

MY PUPPY SITS THE SAME WAY!

[bcbgvbhi]

Dont forget to be awakaward

[RaynaOfSunshine]

Don't Fuck The Bad Ass.

[mostaryankidyouknow]

When I saw the DFTBA keyboard, I looked down to see if it was real, I was extremely disappointed after "F"...

[thegirlofthelibrary]

@mostaryankidyouknow im sad to say i did the same thing....

[ihatebirthdays]

john never fails to crack me up <3

[zoladzish]

Don't fight the bald assailants.

[4LiveLifeWithLove4]

Um, wow. At 2:28 when they showed the picture of the keyboard, I literally checked my keyboard to see if it was actually all in a line like that... I think I might have forgotten to be awesome... unless it was an awesome fail?

[36gregross]

Disco

Flames

Took

Beegee

Art

Dftba!! :)

[KungfuCow5]

Dumbledore

Forgets not

To

Be

Awesome

[Thisismyusername1010]

Decepticons

Fight,

They're

Beaten

Awesomely

[DinoTubz9638]

Dinosaurs

Forgot

That

Big

Asteroid

[KungfuCow5]

@DinoTubz9638 Awesome

[thedexter102]

Did he just mis-pronounce Cornwall?

[ArthurJProwlick]

Darwin

Forgot

The

Bible's

Accuracy...odd I thought of that, I'm irreligious.

[BedaBuddyBee]

Dogs

Forgot

That

Bunnys

Attack

[13cmwright99]

Donuts

Fighting

The

Bagel

Army

[combustablelemon14]

Dinosaurs

Fight

Tarantula

Bad

Asses

[123naylee]

Dwindling Funds Topple Banks (in) America

[iwannasammich777]

Dinosaurs Forgot To Board Ark,

OH YEAH,

[xXTANKGamingXx]

Dangit, forgot to bake apple (pie)

[letusbelennon]

I think I'm wasting all my time watching these videos to such an extent that I'm becoming a non-nerd fighter.

[gwaur]

Dancers Find Tango Bit Agitating.

[Valdrag]

Darling

Fetch

The

Battle

Ax

[coldasackgirls]

hahaha at 2:29 i had to look at my keyboard to make sure... oh im brilliant.

[extremelyawesome92]

Doughnuts

Free

Tigers

Beside

Alligators



[FilledCircle]

Don't fight the talla...ban attack

[thenewno9]

Don't

Forget

The

Baked

Albatross

[phoenixcacti]

Dont

Forge

Things

Behind

Alex

[JilleyWillyNilly]

Debrah's

Faking

The

Beiber

Addiction

[ScarcasmIntended]

John I love you but Photographs... it starts with a P too

[bannanamouse]

Dont

Fight

Tank

Band

Art

[trainwreckenthusiast]

I want someone to get John to ask me somewhere. It doesn't matter what it is, I will say yes.

"Hi Sarah, it's John Green, author of Looking for Alaska, An Abudance of Katherines and Paper Towns. Would you pick up some milk from the store for your mom? You're all out."

"FRENCH THE LLAMA YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES"

[TheAglover26]

Don't

Forget

That

Birds

Attack

[igotyourmoney23]

DFTBA should stand for Dont Forget To Be Awesome... Just a random thought ;)

[singlexfilexisxlove]

"That went much better than the last time I asked someone to prom!" HA

[36gregross]

Darling fetch the battle axe

[wntw319]

who wouldn't want to go to prom with John?

[katmanbegins]

I miss the intro, ok  :')

[BedaBuddyBee]

How was that guy SO CALM??? I would have been screaming my head off.

[nerdfightersPWN]

doughnuts fling the birds away! YES! GO DOUGHNUTS!!!!!

[ZashaLeeVideos]

PPPPPHotographs

[sockostealshearts]

2:46... i NEED those shoes!!

[SarcasticSploosh]

Dinosaurs

Fight

Theatrical

Apes

[AZproductions117]

@SarcasticSploosh yYou forgot B.... Dinosaurs fight theatrical british apes?

[SarcasticSploosh]

@AZproductions117 Thanks. My comment would just sound ridiculous without B. :) I really hope people realize I was trying to refer to King Kong. Nerdfighters don't let me down.

[AZproductions117]

@SarcasticSploosh Heh. No problem :)

[Werewolfstudy]

O_O.... (Goes to watch all this guys videos) XD I think I found another favorite youtuber.

[katmanbegins]

@Werewolfstudy Have you become a Nerdfighter? :D

[Werewolfstudy]

@katmanbegins I believe I have. XD I still have a few more videos to watch.

[katmanbegins]

@Werewolfstudy Hooray for new Nerdfighters! Welcome :) Yes, just a few xD DFTBA

And, as always, Best Wishes!

[FredIsMyName22]

Dude, fight the boogie arm!

[prettygirllaneybird]

Disease Fights Totally Bawling Avocados

[RENTIKKI]

Don't

Fight

The

Beautiful

Anteaters <3

[InTheEyesOfTheMoon]

Dog Feet Touch Baby Arms. Just sayin'.

[gelingelingx]

Aww Schadenfreude, how I love you. And I love all those nice Germanisms in the English language.

[Gvf77x]

Every time John intervenes on a couples behalf the result is always positive.

I wish I could have John fix my relationship problems xP

[YeahHildeKase]

not gonna lie, i'm disappointed you didn't end that phone call with 'best wishes!'

[untitledmusicproject]

Every time John calls someone, they're always so calm when he says his name. If John Green called me, I would scream like a nine year old girl front row at a Justin Beiber concert.

[Gvf77x]

@untitledmusicproject me too o.O I guess that's a minority reaction then xD

[TheAglover26]

@untitledmusicproject IKR?I world have scream like if I have meet Charlie.I think that world be better cause Charlie is better then him.I will be like you are John freaking Green!And then I will pass out prob.

[lovablerocker]

@untitledmusicproject (Things happen in between jumpcuts.)

[FunnyGirlz221]

@untitledmusicproject me too. Cool username, BTW

[sweitzman5]

not as good as the wedding!

[OneRandomLeo]

weeeee ... Schadenfreude! =D

[jack16895]

Don't Fondle The Bats Again

[IamSplishSplashStyle]

Don't Fight The Bad Apples

[Marldance]

I've had this intro music stuck in my head for a week!!!

[Lokifan13]

"Hi, I'm an author who's more than ten years older than your son and I'm calling to ask him to prom. It's okay though, I'm married!"

...Yeah, probably a good thing his mum didn't answer.

[tayjacsmith]

STUPID DYSLEXIA !!! I thought it said peeping at porn pussy

[negativesuckcubed]

Draco Failed to Blast Albus

[GrannyDances]

Dementors Forget To Be Awesome

[GrannyDances]

Do Frenchmen Take Baths A lot?

...pathetic attempt

[nikolllekaj]

I sobbed laughing at the title to that last picture XD

[joebob1379]

Ahhh, classic vlogbrothers <3

(Well, classic-ISH... I mean, you know...)

[hotaka1234]

Thanks for making my day a lot better. ^_^

[ForeverDawn101]

2.53

Can we get some Tweak people to look this....?

We need some Official Nerdfighter Kicks!

[turkolicious]

Ahh, I miss this intro. Also, you never showed us the pictures from their prom!

[Becccakunnn]

RIP Dobby

Dobby, Fought The Bellatrix And WON! Kinda.

[joshwward]

DO fight the bad aliens.

[machine0egg]

i miss that intro!

[tweetspie06]

I no longer know if I own that dictionary, know someone who owns that dictionary, or if it's just John and I've watched too many vlogbrothers videos (all of them)

[lauradoestheastro]

Point of interest: Miles goes to my school, and at least last I knew, he and Katie are still together. Thanks in part to you, I s'pose.

You know what they say...a relationship built around John Green asking a boy to prom is bound to last. Wait, do they say that? I think they say that.

[WillsOdyssey]

@lauradoestheastro Laura, I love that upon reading a comment about someone knowing someone mentioned in a video, that comment is written by someone I know (on the internet).

COINCIDENCE? I THINK SO!

[lauradoestheastro]

@WillsOdyssey Wait, you know me (on the internet)? I wasn't aware of this.

Um. But. I mean. *shifty eyes* No big deal.

*fixes hair* *tidies channel*

[SloCheetah13]

Wow I just got way too excited to find out you can use the word schadenfreude in english too. I watched the part like 5 times and was every time like '' No way!''

[haleythedinosaur]

but johnnnn puhphotographs is such a better word then pictures

[dangerousdave102]

dinosaurs failed to beat astroids

The realisation at