Old Gregg Quotes

[ItsMrUnicorn]

And this one is ''as close as you can get to baileys without getting your eyes wet''

[Limescale101]

ah it's genius " it's attached to your rod mother licker"

[thedawginotown]

Could you ever learn to love me???

[yayatoaster]

im gonna hurt you xD

[JTmad]

 "Make an assessment" ???

[GypsyOner]

Ever drunk baileys from a shoe

Wanna come to a club were people wee on each other

I'm gonna hurt you

I like you :D

[danburycollins]

I used to be a scaly man fish like old gregg, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[cheesycringe]

I love old gregg!

[RMBx333]

Mother licker

[rebekahjean1640]

"this is as close as you can get to baileys without your eyes getting wet" -best part! (:

[shotguner50]

You forgot "Whatcha doin' my watars?"

[gangsterpanda01]

Eeeeeeasy there fuzzy little man-peach. You ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?

I do watercolors.

[ThekidsJackass1]

My favorite part is when he said I'm old greg

[Chic1202]

Rofl!!!

[TheKing0fHalo]

Mothalicka!

[AlexDalby95]

its attached to ya rod motherlicka

[TotalRandoms3]

IM OLD GREGGGGGGG

[purpleem14]

Eaasy there fuzzy little man peach ...fuckin' creepyest thing on Youtube :/ -3

[567avril]

I didnt know who old Greg was at first, and now:

He's my randomness idol. And I'm not sure if that's a bad thing or not.

[goodguyzliez]

i made a old cregg mii on my wii and he was good at water colors XD

[bubblepeppermints]

easy fuzy man peach

[pentium6xx]

Crack open a fresh baileys.. Im old greg

[Hoogabogalugi1]

I'M OLD GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

[JayeEnLifeStyle]

MUTHA LICKA LOLOL

[LightLife4]

L.M.A.O- Laugh My Ass Off.

[MrGziss]

did they get the idea for Xavier renegade angel from this? i wonder.

[pyrospike]

The best part was anypart without howard

[XWHITEoKNIGHTX19]

Ya like baileys?

[BlackCat7430]

I ♥ the mighty boosh

I ♥ Old Gregg

[apatterson0614]

Hahaha! So Great!!! See my video, it's a parody of Old Gregg! Type in pandapaws58 and it's titled "Old Meg".

[orangefreakinyoshi]

Yea I think lady gaga is old Greg without his/her make up

[IgorSacara1]

Lady gaga is actually old Greg using the funk.

[JMacDBeast]

IM OLD GREGG I GOT A MANGINA

[123Kdigs]

Omg my friend showed me this and it had me rolling on the floor!! Stuck to ya line mutha licka!!

[Lucky2Lulu]

You seen my downstairs mix up xD

[itsalie]

were am i? greg's place.

[pwnyofwar]

Where does this come from?

[grimreaper10000]

@pwnyofwar A british music/comedy show known as "The Mighty Boosh." This episode is simply titled "The Legend of Old Gregg."

[cesarubiatch]

This is what Lady Gaga would look if she was a male.

[100rocksinaboxx]

i liked the part where he said im old gregg

[OldLouieee]

I call this one Old Greg oh and I call this one Old Greg too xDD-33

[SupaSoap590]

Wacth this after smokin weed pretty colors of youtubes background white as a pickle, and yes I'm stoned right now

[Iloveluigi145]

I'm OLD GREGG

[Iloveluigi145]

Ever drunk bayliss fro

[SebastianSainz]

'Do you love me?'

[zambina44]

Crack open a fresh bayliss... IM OL' GREGG

[ariyakantasila]

no country for old gregg

[FASTREHER]

It's attached to your rod MOTHER LICKER!

[PSNDonutDude]

I was watching the video and was like, who the fuck thought this would be a great idea? Like WTF this is so fucked, why was this made?

[SuperDexi13]

@PSNDonutDude: You have no sense of humor.

[PSNDonutDude]

@SuperDexi13 No no no, this is fucking hilarious, I'm just saying it's fucked. I just question the thought process of the person who thought this up.

[SuperDexi13]

@PSNDonutDudeL True, true. You can't not laugh at this dude but I do wonder what goes on inside the mind of this creator :P

[NuclearHippy]

Noel fielding plays the best characters in mighty boosh. Old Gregg, the hitcher, harrison. :p

[Joelybbear]

I'm old Gregg!!!!;D

[MCINEDENNIS]

Gregg sounds so much like Forrest Gump!!

[Dark253Angels]

Wanna go to a club where people wee' on eachother ?. . . I'M OLD GREG !! . . . Ever drank baileys from a shoe ?? It's about the size of a medicine ball, but covered in tits !

[imafake2807]

i love me some old gregg :DD

[shemhead]

what the fuck...

[StafooNabb]

lol

[DroidLocks6971]

ole gregs mangina got me feeling so fly like a G6

[fishtankfreak]

Youve seen my downstairs mixup!

Yeah i didnt ask to see taht....

[sk8rrchickk13]

I would rape Old Greg-3

[01silky1]

HAY ABC

put it back on tv

[theoneandonly919]

You see my downstairs mix up? LOL

[XXMissCozzieXX]

IM OLD GREEEEEG I GOTTA MANGINA..! XD

[Toasty504]

im olddd greggg!!!!!<3....you see my downstairs mixup?!

[FluffiesRus]

i'm old greg!!!!!!

[00Delta]

Ok so anyone know where I can see the entire Old Gregg skit? I've only seen the video up to where they show the funk in the box.

[Prokiller97]

@00Delta Old Gregg Full (HD Version)

[Togge14]

@00Delta did u ever find out if there is a link to the whole vid? like after the box with the funk? lol

[yankee2565]

yes sir,thank ya sir

[SwishCake96]

a funky ball of tits from out of space and it was done with dat shit

[Novazi74]

Who wants to stay with Old Gregg?

[mimihead97]

YES I THINK THIS SHOULD BE A MOVIE!! I WOULD SO WATCH THAT MOVIE!

oops srry my caps lock was on ppl

[oJakeeo]

Lol,

Ever tried drinking baileys from a shoe? I'm old gregg!

[HippyPimpette]

IT'S ATTACHED TO YOUR ROD MUTHALICKA.

[00pigknife00]

yes surr thankyou surr.. wana see my water colours

[Evdizz]

CREAMY!

[degubamboo]

Noel is an absolute genius!!

[wrestlemaniakla]

my downstairs mixup

[TheBlackPanther84]

I got all these quotes on the Old Gregg Soundboard App on my iPhone!! It is the best!

[JLadd26]

Have you ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?

[mohammad112388]

Best mighty boosh episode :D

[muskyrat]

i gna hurt ya a like ya i'm old gregg

[mynameizcasanova2]

third series sucked, hardly any good new charecters like old greg

[johohitchhike]

oh gimmee dat funky milk

[bobbleheadbob97]

ever drunk baileys from a shoe

[Gizmoenut]

I'm ol' Greg!

[sXeish]

Youz seen my downstair mix up lol

[HereStill]

This is one of the worst mighty bosh display's.... and the person that tried to prove her self by indirectly saying something is a cunt .... don't talk smack till you really know a person...P.S. FU and your little Dog too.

[linierlunitic]

that ones as close as you can get to baileys without your eyes gettin wet

xD boosh ftw

[QsKIIHALOIIWoWII]

why is the bitrate so low and use the equaliser to lower the volume

[bbeC121]

"it's attached to your rod mothalicka" lol

[robonightmare]

Old Gregg: The Movie.

NEEDS TO BE MADE!

[chachanoodle2]

@robonightmare that would be BADDASS!1....BAD MANGINA!!! idek lol

[IWuzBored19]

@robonightmare I wholeheartedly agree!!!

[beargrylls3]

@robonightmare my dick is going to be made in your asshole... ya fag

[robonightmare]

@beargrylls3

Sorry, I can't hear your nastiness over the sound of how awesome I am. FLAWLESS VICTORY.

[beargrylls3]

@robonightmare mmmm.... sounds tasty. QueerFag.

[rainyploom]

@robonightmare Dose Dosen't It :)

[navteradost]

crack open a fresh bottle of baileys!!

[LorinBaybee]

easy now fuzzy little man peach!!

[sephiroth900000]

maybe i will deal with it hm. maybe i will deal with it. The way i dealt with Curly Jefferson!

[marcomofo]

He left his business card.

[orax16]

what lol he didnt even say my favorite one in there.... "your like a bread stick, you got no rhythm"

[meganrae7]

haha that's my favorite one too!

lol :D

[Feltmountainbiker]

mutha lika

[TheStickmankiller]

easy there fuzzylittlemanpeach

[aliciacullen116]

easy now fuzzy little man peach

its attached to your rod mothalicker

[LeeAnnbabee]

ya mothalicka

<3

[Novazi74]

I'm ol'Gregg, and I have a vagina! I got a mangina!

I'm old Gregg!

[danob86]

ever drink baileys from a shoe

[dbs55denis]

on a closer inspection, i realized it was a moldey old ball of tits from outerspace.

[ramonesdude93]

i like to go to places where people pee on eachother

[Cjacksparrow4eva]

Me and My friend named our fish old greg! but he died!

[Comet368]

I'm ol' greg!

[mjv36]

ARE YOU PLAYING LOVE GAMES WITH ME!

[iMushCake]

:O Have i ? Or have i really?

[dacentafielda12]

???

[Wizard101studios]

this isnt that great. watch the whole thing when its on adult swim

[iMushCake]

;D Hes a scaley man fish

IVE GOT A MANGINA i ent really :)

[DominicRead]

You have.

[kylemaples]

Easy now fuzzy little man peach.

[MsMara1194]

omg im mrs old greg.

im old greeeeeeeeeeeeeg LMFAO

[evilutioncalling]

So frikkin highlarious!

[ASiAnPRiDe1337]

I got a mangina.

[alady112343]

i realized it was a funky ball of tits from outer space LMAO, love old gregg

[dimmy4simmy]

gotta love old gregg

[dudley000488]

Wanna come to a club where people wee on eachother?

[767Christian]

So THAT'S what he said. XDXDXD

[gaga12345678901]

1:14  XD I'M OLD GREGG!!!

[ruledbysecrecy]

you forgot the best part.

wanna little drinky

[fatman989]

curley jeferson XD

[spookyshadow1200]

then whats this head doing in my head then motherlicker?

[thehappybus]

This is perfect, and you are perfect for making it. This has every single one of my favorite parts. Nice, nice, nice. Mad props to you! Old Gregg for life!! <3

[Samuelity1]

MOTHERLICKER :D

[Iwantobelieve2]

This is creamy funky scalymanfish delious The BBC keeps taking all the original boat/cave vids..because of their copyrights..They dont like losing all that money since he has made a worldwide hit on youtube Thats not an OLD GREG thing to do. I say all old greg fans ....revolt..rebel against the mutha lickas and get all of OLD GREG back!!!!!

[OneFishyBastard]

"They say he draws you in for the kiss, and when he does; he sucks your soul out through your balls." has to be one of the funniest things i've ever heard.

[circethesorceress]

He sounds like Rick James, bitch. ;)

[t2m253]

hahah that was ridiculously delicious and creamy XD

[randomactiongirl16]

I swear you've just put on ALL of what he says not the the best bits :)

[GiantMeowMuffin]

as if you wouldnt include

make an assesment

[themightymrsusan]

MOTHER LICKER XD

[benroey]

I think the best quote has to be... I'M OLD GREGG!

[XCTPXASSASAIN]

you should have put gregs place on there

[TheStarLitRose]

hahaha this is so brainwashing. love it!!!

[johnguitarra]

Going to see Boosh live tomo night motherlicker! Baileys sponsored afterparty..

[rebeccalouise0]

My favourites the deleted scene where the man goes: "Some say he drummed fro the Kaiser Chiefs. Others say he didn't. Actually, everyone says he didn't, apart from me."

And: "Easy now fuzzy little man peach!"

[capella1234]

"They say he draws you in for the kiss, and when he does; he sucks your soul out through your balls."

[Stahlfraust]

my favourite one

"you've seen my downstairs mix up"

XD

[AsIFailToBeWise]

" I took home economics. I got an A. I did a crumble. Teacer said mine was the best in the class."

(:

♥

[Chase042]

easy now, fuzzy little man peach.

xD

[number13lucky]

"ITS ATTACHED TO YER ROD MOTHALICKA!"

[SuckieMcSuckface]

O.....M.......G

All of these parts are my FAVORITE parts in the movie!!!!!!!!!!!!1

LMFAO!

you even had a clip from LOVE GAMES!

I am putting this on myspace.

This is truly amazing.

Great job xD

[lnnocent]

It's not a movie, tardo. It's an amazing tv show called The Mighty Boosh.

[DaRufflord]

Eww!