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  • I can't breathe.

    I'm laughing too hard at the last one.

  • You can hear the chair squeaking under his fat arse

  • hold space bar to slow it down even more..creepy,yet hilarious

  • "you're a faggot Harry"

  • SH*T IM AT THIS PART OF YOUTUBE AGAIN!

  • Use the number keys on your keyboard to have extreme fun with this video

  • No. Get your own goddamn coffee~

  • 0:14 Uncle vernon watches Harry wetting his pants

  • briiiiing maaaii cofffeee BOY

  • MAH BOI, THIS COFFEE IS WHAT ALL TRUE DURSLEYS STRIVE FOR

  • My surname is Vernon

  • Who's Mike Hoffyboy?

  • Do you want it black or with sugar in it, Uncle Vernon?

  • i love the internet for allowing things like this to exist. fucking hell i actually nearly cried laughing :D

  • Vernon: Briiiiiiiiiing myyyyyyyyy coffeeeeee booooooooiiiiii!

    Harry: Geeeeeeeeeeet iiiiiiiiit yourrrrrrseeeeeeeeelffffff yoooooooouu laaaaaaaazyyyy baaaastaaaarrrrd!

  • @LuigiFletcherBieber this made me loll until my eyes watered

  • I think Vernon wants his coffee

  • This needs to be dubsteped

  • Weird

  • EPIC ENDING

  • bbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiii­iiiiinnnnnng maaaaaaaah coffffffffffffee boooooooy

  • Uncle Vernon: I'M A FIRIN MAH LAZAH!

  • Uncle Vernom is charging solar beam!

  • Hahahahahahahahaha!

  • The Eyes Of Death!

  • its not Uncle Vernon, its Uncle Monty

  • Bring my boy coffee!

    My bring boy coffee!

    Boy coffee my bring!

    !yob ym eeffoc gnirB

  • By the way he judge's Harry's soul, I guess he's going to do the judging on Judgment day?

  • I burst out laughing when I saw this. When he says boiyyy it's like he's looking into your soul and judging it lol

  • @DerBesteDoktor Hahahahaha!

  • Those eyes

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  • *i liked the part where he said bring my coffee boy

  • I liked the

  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOYY >:(

  • I was poker face until the last one got to me

  • Breeeeeeeeeeeeng myy coofeeee boooooooiiiiiy!

  • I come here daily to see all the funny comments!

  • It halirous how he says boy

  • He's looking into your soul

  • @supersalad10 Hahahahaha!

  • HE'S EVOLVING!

  • BRING MY TOFFEE BWOY!!!

  • 0:13 sounds like he farted whilst saying boy

  • MAH BOI

  • @ManNotFoundDog Harry potter idk which one has to be the first or the second

  • ...BOY!  lol!

  • That last time it sounded like he said bring my Koffing boy.

  • @lattask8er Koffing!

  • I laughed SOOOOOOOO hard. Weird.

  • It's times like these when the world needs to be able to read minds. Coz more people should know about this and other people CBa to tell. Coz were just that freakin lazy...

  • what movie is this from

  • @ManNotFoundDog Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone

  • AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!­

  • how did i get from potter puppet pals - this ;L

  • Shit*

  • Luv the bit where he says "BOOOYYY" ;) still laughing like sh it

  • 5 help 7 pedo bear 9 wtf

  • im on the weird sidee of youtube again...

  • Vernon: BRRRIIINNNNGGGG MUUUUUYYYY COFFFFEEEEEE BOIIIIIIIIIII

    Harry: get it yourself mothafucka

  • Holy shit that's funny ... Brig my coffee BBOOIIYYY

  • DIABEETUS 

  • @FerrofluidNinja you sir, should get an award

  • True story:

    I know someone who tried to recreate this video one night. He was going to put it on YouTube but never got to... Because he was murdered the very next day! But instead of blood on the ground.. . . THERE WAS COFFEEEEEee.e.. e. e... Uncle Vernon strikes again. O_-

  • LMAO

    i dont know why im laughin so hard

  • Boooooooooooooooooooooy

  • Bbbbbbring

  • '__' "bring my coffee," O__O "BOY!"

  • "Bring my coffee boy" "Yeas aunt Petunia" dam, dam daaa!

  • okaaaay.......................

    

  • Haha, I gave you decaf!

  • @FTHDrummer do it man! Lol

  • the last time he says BOY it sounds like a fart :)

  • Rape eyes!

  • if i get 10 reply's to my comment i will go into starbucks and say it to the staff just like uncle vermon in this vid

  • @FTHDrummer1

    lol

  • @FTHDrummer1 xD

  • @FTHDrummer1 do it!!!!! lol!

  • look's like he's getting angryer for each time lol :/

  • MAAAAAAAAHHHHHH coffee BOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIII

  • Geez Uncle Vernon, stop being so impatient.

  • What a lazy fuck!! There's perfectly good orange juice on the table!!

  • BOOOOOYYYYYYYY

  • that makes my balls tremble.

  • brrrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnggggg mmmmmmyyyyyyyy cccccoooooofffffffeeeeeeeeeeee­e BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • im gonna say this once, the bacon in this movie looked fucking delicious.

  • i'm in the wierd part of youtube AGAIN!

  • OH GOD HIS EYES! XDDDD

  • i like the part when he said bring my coffie boy!

  • I love Justin Bieber!

  • HAHAHAHA FUNNY

  • Its annoying after you repeat it ...

  • CHEWBACCA

  • @Klubretep89 Starwars is gay!

  • @LuigiFletcherBieber Bieber is gay!

  • @LuigiFletcherBieber I concur, but you still have to admit that when his voice is slow, he does sound a lot like Chewbacca.

  • how do i get fucking here from watching cod videos..

  • i think the best thing about this video is... he's fat and he's speaking like a retard

  • and the sugar boy?

  • press 1 then 4 then 5

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  • @Slayer76751 Press 1 for "Bring my..."

    Press 4 for "...coofffeee..."

    Press 9 for "...BOOOOOYYYYY!"

  • @Sync8699 XD LOL THANKS

  • BOY. o.0

  • 20 people didn't get their Coffee Boy.

  • The way he says boy,it makes him sound like like an obese chinese 50 year old lol

  • BRRRRIIINNNGG MMMYYY CCCOOFFFEE BBBOOOYYY ...LMAO

  • the matrix

  • liked it just for the uploader's caption

  • Result = Cup of tea with urine in it.

  • Hold 5 to have Evil Face!

  • I showed this to my black friend, he dad smashed my phone : (

  • At one point i thought i heard the note from the best cry ever in there. XD

  • Monty!

  • [Pathetic Father] : Bring my Coffee boy! [Harry]: ok "Pours on his head"

  • bring..myyy..coffeeeeee....BOO­OYYYYYYY!!!!

  • 0:04-0:07 gary barlow

  • bring de coffee boye

  • MAH BOI

  • BHHHHOUGHHHHHHYYYY!

  • I used to drink coffee... then I got an arrow to the knee

  • Hold 7 for morse code

  • press 5 for evil stare :D

    

  • ah i get it....he wants a cup of tea....

  • my favorite part is when he said bring my coffee boy

  • bring my coffee... BOOOOOYYYYYYYY!!!

  • My Boi

  • nice job on not making his voice sound like shit

    thumbs up for that

  • You better not let Chuck Norris see this shit...

  • @robinvanputten why, is vernon gonna explode or something?

  • BOOOOOYYYY

  • Watched it three times omg lol

    

  • reminds me of a seal

  • I want a coffee boy!

  • This kind of creeped me out... xD

  • Thank you Moppa824, you've given me a nickname for my boyfriend Justin, he has a moptop haircut, I have started calling him Moppa!

  • press 4 repeatedly and LOL

  • was not expecting that to be funny but im cracking up :P

  • When he says "BOYYY" at the end it sounds like a dying whale!

  • BooOOoOOOooOOOoooyyyyy lol

  • BRING MAH COFFEE BOY

  • Sounds like my dad...hmm.sigh

  • i like the part were he says Bring my coffee boy!!!

  • How did you record this?

  • This is innacurate. English only drink tea.

  • @crewmannumber7 Okay?

  • haha! wat is thisz??!

  • It's like bring me my coffee BOY!!!

  • i keep watching this over and over and its still hilarious!!!

  • yeah get that jew harry potter to do something

  • lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • 9 wtf, 7 pedobear, 5 someone dropped a chip

  • This is original. Fuckin nice work!

  • look at his eyes when he says boy. harry cast a spell on his uncle so harries clothes fly off when he says "boy"

  • Dobby jizzed in his coffee

  • id chuck it in his face and say shove it up ur arse

  • these sort of comments get boring but seriously PRESS 5 REPEATEDLY AND THEN DO THE SAME WITH 6 LOL!

  • and he gets....... a cup of runny shit

  • @partyrockanthem1998 Hahahahahahahaha!

  • 0:08 Wookie?

  • Bring my coffee BOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I think he was expecting a girl... Kuz of his face LOL

  • Some things should be left unseen

  • I was hypnotized by his rolls

  • Sounds like a whale :L

  • pig

  • They way he says boy, sounds like a whale on steroids

  • BReeEEEENGG MAHHHH COFFFEEEEEE BOIIIIIIIIIIII

  • LOL

    

  • brrrriiiinnggg mmyyyyyy ccccoooooofffeeeeeeee BOOOOYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

  • Press 9 and the pause :P

  • (high) bring my coffee (deep voice) boy

  • if my Dad said that to me I would do this _I_O_O_I_ FUCK YOU GET IT YOURSELF I'M NOT YOUR SLAVE AND IF YOU DON'T I'LL FUCKING PISS IN IT AND GIVE IT TO YOU

  • @3271westy Hahahahahahahaha!

  • keep pressing 7 sounds like he has a bad thorat

  • Keep pressing 6 xD