Dane Cook- Atheist Skit- Charlotte, NC 11/8/07

[intelliman]

Why do you feel obliged to say anything at all? You don't have to run your mouth all the time. It's a bodily function like belching, and you leave it to the belcher to say "excuse me". Instead you have to perpetuate the idea that the person was expelling demons from their body...and you absolutely need to be laughed at for that.

[uroboros21]

Why do athiests think they're so right lol but hey if all I knew I had nothing to live for I wouldn't believe in god neither

[ShavanaSalas]

I love his G.I JOE shirt!!! So cute!!!:)

[caffeinequeen1]

He was in Charlotte and I missed it!I've been searching for tour dates for Dane Cook in NC but I guess hes not coming around anytime soon.:( In my opinion Dane Cook is the funniest comedian out the right now!Love him!

[SonicRush123]

LOL! I saw the sign for Dane Cook's show and I was SOLD OUT! XD He rox. Wish I was there!

[Papaduck55]

he is absolutely not funny i think he is a bigoted asshole and all he does is move around fuckn' stupidly

[waffens123]

all atheist people are just rebel little kids that want to call attention to them,because when they are alone,or at the edge of death or something like that,then they will believe in SOMETHING,uhm lets call it jesusgodsatanbudaalahjahvespag­etty,at least they will believe for a second in that..the rest,will lie to others about it =P for some reason -.- .. thanks ME i dont believe in any god,just,in something bigger than human mind..

[nisocrew]

Don't need attention, not alone, not even close to the edge of death. Maybe those are the reasons that people need a god??? And no, I won't believe in any higher power ever. I thought I was going to die in a car accident and I thought....well, here we go. Don't generalize ass hat, not everyone is the same.

[adaytorememberrr]

you're an absolute wanker

[prayfertrey]

That's a good way to court popularity in middle America; make up a story about a sniveling atheist. A grown man with a cap on backwards. Wow.

[wbpronductions]

who gives a shit about religion. religion most of the time is suppose to make peace in the world when disagreements only cause either debate(minmal) or a bloody massacure like our country is against communist. well communism is better than democracy when you have a good leader. so dont think as communism look at cuba.

once again war over disbeleif

hay we beleived that sadam huesein had weapons of mass destruction. anything founds yet troops

[bouldercreekin]

what do you mean look at cuba, that place is a SHIT HOLE with no food, my parents thought it might be nice for tourists so they went and said it sucked balls... and saddam gassed his own people, he needed to be dealt with in the 90's.

[TheGizmo95]

you people are so idiotic. you get enraged over a comedy skit and it turns into a flame war between christianity and atheism. and we wonder why the world is in bad shape.

try not to criticize me either.

[HiveDes]

I'm not offended by his atheist skit. I'm offended by his lack of talent and inability to be witty.

[Joshin314]

Darwin did not believe in a higher power. Belief in a talking snake and an invisible man in the sky that hears your prayers and loves you does define reason.

[Joshin314]

This lame skit is such classic Dane Cook. Does anyone old enough to have a college degree think he's funny? When someone sneezes they should say excuse me because the whole "bless you" tradition predates reason. If you believe in reason when you die nothing happens.

[sphynxalive]

Belief in God = reason. Belief in no God = ignorance. Dane cook is funny regardless.

[ancientmidnight]

You can believe in reason and still believe in God, they are not one and the same. Isaac Newton, Darwin, Ghandhi all believed in higher powers as well, and Believed in reason as well.

[CoolGuy23423]

Darwin stated his position of agnosticism(he was not a believer when he died) was due to ignorance about cosmology. We now have a widely accepted explanation(big bang theory), and I doubt Darwin's position would be the same today.

Newton spent more ink writing about scripture than physics. Imagine how much time he wouldn't have wasted had he also heard of evolution by natural selection and big bang theory.

Also, reason is the antithesis of dogma. Religion thrives on dogmatism.

[Rdwarrior246]

My sister who graduated with a masters and is now in law school and is working with Disney... thinks this skit is hilarious... But its all about the person am I right?

[Joshin314]

Might depend on the college

[WS6TALS1]

haha a tree

[icrynuxfire]

I love this skit, and I love how atheists get so defensive over it, it's a joke, get over it.

[simpsonsfiend75]

I would rather see Dane Cook die a million deaths and have George Carlin still alive.

[Hamburgers585]

haha dude if you seriously got offended by this skit, then you're a pussy end of story. i think george carlin is a good comedian also, i have different beliefs than him but i still think he's a good comedian. seriously what loser gets mad at something on youtube?

[ttsupraman1]

Ya same here, i have different beliefs than George Carlin, as i am a Catholic.. but Geogres skits wer funny as fuck, him n Dane are my fav of all time.

[allieverwantedxo]

that is soo lame.

[zax808]

dane cook is a faget

[l1zzyxc0re]

I loveeeeeee Dane Cook.

And this skit rules

[Adamtrr]

Ha christians see if you are right you gotta put up with him.

[JHix37]

lol i played JakeAAAA in the in the vicious circle DVD one. so basically im famous :p

[trdunbar]

i'd rather go to hell than go to heaven and meet dane cook.

[nameless8908]

i could barely understand his speech. the audio was bad. i wish it were otherwise. i wanna laugh

[ichimaru97]

I WAS THERE!!! like 20th row... i could throw a rock at him i was so close lolz

[Eyedunno]

"I WAS THERE!!! like 20th row... i could throw a rock at him i was so close lolz"

The fact that you said that, yet obviously didn't throw a rock at him is enough to make me hate you.

Hell, having a rock thrown at his oversized forehead, then collapsing and having a little pool of blood slowly form around his head would be about the only funny thing I could imagine Dane Cook doing. You could have made the show better for everyone, but you chose not to.

[mikrobious]

why didnt you?

[kailinsammy]

I WAS THERE!

SECTION 103 row L!

[JulieLovesOTH]

I was there!!!! G-12 FL1 :)

[austin29803]

hell yes, i was there!

[iloveSS4ever90]

dang what seat did u have?

that show was hella sick tho

[carolinewest]

I was at this show, but you had way better seats than I did, I wish I sat this close, but he was still awesome!