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  • More like "Minecraft for 5 seconds"

  • What the heck

  • 5 seconds 0 1 2 3 5!

  • CHEATER! (pause at 0:03) look in his inv!

  • True ur building a house them a fucking creeper explodes on you then you find diamonds and then fall in lava and scream out NOOOOO then you ride a pig......

  • Time it with a clock, it's five seconds. Youtube's clock thing never works well on short videos. And I NEVER see nearly this many people complaining on the "[popular movie] in 30 seconds" videos. Those are NEVER anywhere CLOSE to 30 seconds. They've been like 5 seconds all the way to like 2 minutes. Go hate on THOSE videos instead.

  • Pretty much what always happens to me

  • Yep. That's MineCraft in a nutshell.

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  • faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

  • 4 seconds yo change it to 4 seconds u bastard!!!

  • 4 seconds

  • Just... OK.

  • What the hell was that?

  • wtf did i just watch ....?

  • Building Blocks Mysterious Death

    Mining Diamonds Fail

    A noble knight riding a pig.

    Nuff, said.

  • Or burning an Npc

  • Not really where's raping da pig?

  • ...

  • It's not 5 seconds. It's 4.72

  • Pretty much correct.

  • @finalness yes I got here from still alive

  • YAY! You fell in lava I wanted that to happen :'D

  • Flagged for stupidness, EVERYONE ELSE DO DA SAME!

  • @finalness i did

  • Anyone get here from Still Alive?

  • PIZZAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

  • That was 4 seconds! LIAR!

  • thumbs up if you muted the sound

  • that is noobig

  • Fuckin lolled in 0:02

  • Y U NO 4th second

  • o___o That was the longest movie i've ever seen...----- I'm on that part of YouTube aren't i....ARENT I?!?

  • Thats the just of it

  • Truth.

  • Look, before you comment "it was four seconds, Dumbshit!" I think the poster already knows. 12 identical replies to one comment pisses me off a lot. Because when I take time away to look at an email I don't want to see something I've seen 5 times already, and neither do you :( so please, make a comment that might be worth reading.

    -A total stranger with the word waffle in her name

  • Way too long can't fhinish

  • seems legit

    

  • 4 seconds

  • The 2nd to last second is not on any videos guys.

  • poop.

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  • Hasn't your mom taught you to never dig down?

  • THE TIME OF THE VIDEO IS A LIE!

  • 4 seconds mate

  • Yep that about sums it up

  • Who digs diamond on the floor without mining under it first? Diamond is too valuable to take chances.

  • there no 0:05 thumb up me if you see too

  • did anybody notice....1.....2.....3.....5.­..a problem? i demand u to change the title.. mine craft 4 seconds

  • @kakaisland1 ok I'll get to work on it.

  • @kakaisland1 I counted it by voice (One misisipi two misisipi etc) and got 6 seconds.

  • @kakaisland1 Its like that on EVERY video

  • @kakaisland1 idiot? every vid lost a second... example 60 second vid... 57...58...60. 

  • @kakaisland1 press 4 then you will see 0:04

  • @kakaisland1 I timed it; it's five seconds.

  • @peakz311 yah u are correct. for some reason youtube counts 0:00 as a second, so it removes the 4 to make up for the 1 second.

    makes sense?

  • @TheWilliamMaster Why? That's kind of stupid, but thanks for the info! :)

  • @kakaisland1 if he did so i bet you other ppl would write comments "wtf its 5 seconds?"

  • @kakaisland1 Y U TOPPED MY 1 2 3 5 COMMENT!?

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    PD:i made a dirt house today

  • ŻAL

  • never mine diamond before checking if there's damn lava under it.. I also hate gravel

  • Its true

  • Oh this video was so great, that now I think I will buy the game!

  • Lol :D

  • B00000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­0000R1111111111111111111111111­11111111111111111111NG!

  • 1,5,3,2,4 Youtube No Count Too Tired

  • What

  • youtube

    Y U NO can count

  • You can't dig 100% down, so I'll dig 95% down.

    :P

  • @TheSameNameasYou ill dig 99.9% down

    

  • whats the song

  • the DIAMONDS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • YES THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

  • Um... HELLO? where's the explosions?!

  • Way to rip me off with only 4 seconds

  • 0,2,3,5... youtube can't count to five -_-

  • @tagman865 The 0 to 2 part means your internet connection just lags lol

  • @tagman865 well actually it can. The video is exactly 5 seconds long but it doesn't count to five because 0 1 2 3 5 would be five seconds.

  • sub back

  • 0:04 click here for the secret digit

  • yup.

  • YAY MY 1,000,000 diamond ( falls in lava ) man I have got to stop carring all my diamonds around

  • FAIL

  • 949,777 FOR THIS crap

  • 0:03 was best lol

  • nie kop na sobą ani pod

  • mfw 0:04

  • wtf ?

  • Better title: "Minecraft FOR 5 seconds"

  • Can I get my 5 seconds back

  • I guess i cant get my 4 seconds back

  • Oh shit is this the new mote

  • Oh

  • pouce vert

  • More like minecraft FOR five seconds

  • That was 4 secs

  • 176.31.28.169:25565

    Epic faction PVP server with creative

  • 1 - 2 - 3 - 5 ahahahahahaha

  • this Suck!

  • That was 4 seconds

  • lol jeey 1, 2, 3, 5

  •  7 sec.

  • didn't your mom tell you not to dig straight down?!

  • lol

    

  • I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @xXOR96x oh god! this is all happening so fast! to think we just met!!!! fuck you

  • True true true...

  • pretty much spot on

  • BIGGEST rule in minecraft never ever ever ever ever ever DIG 100% DOWN

  • @icebear981 everyone gets that wrong. the first rule in minecraft is no circles.

  • @icebear981 I dig down, and i find diamonds.

    Problem Minecraft?

  • @icebear981 wrong,correction:biggest rule in mincraft:no circles ;)

  • @icebear981 That's how I lost 32 diamond and all my tools on the first world I ever had on Minecraft. I miss the n00by days. They were so much more fun!

  • @icebear981 so true...*fall in lava pit*

  • @icebear981 I broke that rule 5 times.

  • @icebear981 I do that all the time o__o and I always find diamonds l0l

  • ŻAL

  • 927.928 Just for 5 sec!! GG man

    927.928 juste pour 5sec!! GG mec

  • True

  • Press 7 and 8.

  • This is the most accurate video EVER.

  • That was 4 seconds

  • THIS WAS SO STUPID

  • @HyperGem1

    1: Pause video

    2: Hold 8

    3: PROFIT?

  • lol you guys fail its 4 secounds

  • Wat the fuck did I just watch

  • why the dislikes?

  • one,two,three,five youtube dont know how to count

  • @eljuancito35 lol so true. wtf? 1,2,3,_,5 -_- they need new math technitions=/

  • @eljuancito35 ...And YOU don't know how to speak proper English! So it fits! -_-...

  • @eljuancito35 they didnt put 4 in the vid because they counted 0 as a numbers

  • @eljuancito35 wow arent you a thumbs up whore. On every five second video youtube does this and you feel the need to let people know to feel good about yourself.

  • @TheCasualCommenter i believe it is on every single video

  • @TheCasualCommenter dude, if there's nothing nice to say don't say it at all!

  • @eljuancito35 Press 8 alot there is a 4

  • Pause mute then play!

    thumbs up if you muted cuz of the music!

  • If you press 8 there is a 0:04

  • Yup, Pretty much sums it up :3

  • so big but yet so little

  • Follow these steps 1 cover your hand 2 whisper a wish in your hand 3 look in your hand

  • I'd say 50% of it

  • the fuck are the creepers, the potions the enchanting the intense pvp, finally finding nether warts,finally getting a fire enchanted weapon, feeling that ball of fire in your chest as you see someone explode out of items, and lastly and definately not least, where the FUCK are the massive awesome buildings that take weeks to create

  • what was that??? LOL

  • you forgot go insane and turn into a mini FVdisco

  • jokthefoo are you G.L.A.D.O.S?

    D:

  • Its pretty much it... Build and craft then die. Find DIAMOnD then burn in eternal Hell, and ride a pig with diamond

  • TIS A LIE! YOU FORGOT THE CREEPER!

  • 4 seconds

  • That was only 4 seconds

  • He's right

  • why this song is called my shooter (long edit) in short video??

  • You lie they are 4 seconds

  • Give me my 5 second's of my life back!

  • not 5 seconds the vid skipped 4! :O

  • Its only got 2,998 dislikes because the song was cut short. If only it were longer....

  • @WENTSAY yhis song is fucking gay and if you like it that means you like dicks in your asshole

  • @OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS O really? i sure i dont. Because liking a song can totally tell you everything about a person. From what i can tell from ur comment, ur a 11 year old girl that obviously has daddy issues, rape perhaps?

  • @WENTSAY the fact that someone likes this song is irritating everyone i know thinks this song is shit. and for your info my dad died when i was 2 you dicklicker

  • @OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS Alright ill apologize for your dad thing, because that was very stupid of me, But honestly just because everyone you know thinks this song is shit, doesnt mean that everyone in the world hates it. If making fun of people because of their taste in music is alright then what kind of a society is this? "hey lets hate and call people fags because they like cabbages". think about it man its not gunna make you "cooler" it's rather pathetic.

  • @OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS I like it. Come at me, dipshit!