SMBC Theater - A Duel!

[bbrake]

Should I say that biggest honor is best honor, or should I say whack her grandma's dog then touch him on the penis? BOTH SIDES! Problem solved!

[Mindhawk]

I just realized that this video, despite first impressions, this video is incredibly classy.

They have top hats.

[Ellirontti]

"Cheating on my fiance with the cashier lady at taco bell. "

"....W(The best throat growling 'h' I have ever heard)HAT...."

[SmashJazzBlammyMataz]

Jesus tap-dancing Christ..that was one of the funnies things I have ever watched..

"Fuck'in - A!"

[HunnyBadger15]

the "Oh Heavens NO!" part was perfect xD

[TK3990]

Challenge him to a duel, touch him on the penis!

[Kirasupporter1]

Or cheating with the manager lady at taco bell.

[WingedDrant]

Zach not only has an amazing gentlemen impression, but possibly my favourite slap reaction EVER.

[Icantdecided]

I lost it at "I'm the red headed fuck-tard."

[fljared]

Love Zach's Expression at 2:39

[M08T4Ctix]

Hit 6 for self evaluation.

[Begemp]

"I never fantasize about Felicia Day while doing her"

I died. Laughing.

[Kurimasu9]

This and "Susie and the Internet" are my absolute favorites, and I think I've watched most of them by now because I have trouble finding ones I haven't seen in the suggested videos

[LemonFiEsTa]

2:38 Zach, why are you so awesome?

[nohurtme]

How does James keep getting such hot girlfriends?

[JJPA32]

@nohurtme His, Nobel Big Penis Prize, obviously.

[DrDestructo64]

yay, felicia day

[evilsandwhichofdeath]

What I love about this skit, is how--if you look,--every frame looks like the window in a comic. Zach's comical expressions are the best! I just watched this like, a dosen times and I still pee myself laughing

[Erik4267]

James is a liar. Everyone fantasizes about Felicia Day.

[EMERALDanimations]

FUCKIN' A!!

[1pk1]

What did Zach say?

Sometihng blah blah with no penis

[Narcissist2021]

@1pk1 "Also I'm an idiot with no penis."

[45H1M4R]

2:04

click repeatedly.

[Studerthenstud]

"where are your pants?" wth?

[JPikey1]

Amazing i too have a Betty While fetish

[equalcharliebrown]

"I'm a redheaded fucktard"

[mooruka]

fucking ayee! LOL

[SenorBougliani]

i like this vid. its like hey im a dickless dick no im not redhedaed fucktartd felciaxdaybllhh maturityblargh deehh buu blorgtacobell gniiaaaw ckackfuckfacekblellgh where are your pants ?

[PlaidGab]

I love that Zach has his wedding ring on when he's asking about Golden Girls...

[mineofGod]

Zach + James = best comedic pair ever.

[kirbyviper93]

Best mention of Felicia Day in a video where it was completely unexpected. Ever.

[v1rtualguy]

"DAH...!"

[imthehomestarrunner]

Mmmm ... Felicia Day. C:

[bbrake]

2:38 best angry face ever!

[User1234510]

chew it over with twix next time

[shahsaurabhshah]

Felicia Day

[shahsaurabhshah]

Fantasize about Felicia Day and touch him on the penis

[bulbinking]

"im a redheaded fucktard"

[BlizzardOfTheCoast]

"The Dictionary"

James' imagination is startlingly detailed.

[SexAppeal169]

You will love GOOD LOOKING LIARS TV

[ront67]

Hahaha, oh dear. I work at Taco Bell...

[JackSpades64]

@ront67

you work at Taco Bell? I work at Taco Johns, we should totally party

[ront67]

@JackSpades64

No way, that's awesome! I do too, though I'm technically just a taco bell employee or whatever. Hell yea, let's party! x)

[ehayes3791]

is that really jame's girlfriend? hot damn!

[AnimalTrash]

LOL

[lordsmokedmeatsnfish]

choose your weapon, touch him on the penis

[PhatHyppie65]

Hey This is Phatt Hyppie and i want to say thats a mighty fine video you got there!!

[ehayes3791]

street fighter? i always pinned zach as a mortal kombat kinda guy.

p.s. haduken bitch

[DamselsOfDorkington]

I wish we could all duel by playing video games!

[tommoshuffle13]

Zach is my favourite ranga.

[SAlpsu]

Do either of you guys play on live? I'd love to play one of you, especially since Zach sucks at hold the controller.

[MrDrMcNinja]

Hadouken, bitch. Fuckin A.

[FOXGEAR92]

What's with the 11556 written on Zack's hand?

[ehayes3791]

take off your pants,touch him on the penis.

[ZexionII]

God, I loved the Felicia Day comment! xD

[CrytpicMetaphor]

Good heavens, no!

[EkowraithMusic]

SMBCTheater is too intimate of a glimpse into Zach's life. However delicious, you don't want to see how sausage is made.

[LogInAnders]

@EkowraithMusic But I would love to see how a sausage can be made to fit zachs asshole.

[NotSuchAn]

lol

[yoshiko09]

Oh my. This is my new favorite SMBC. The past few ones have been "meh"s, but the monocles, top hats, and fake British accents really made me laugh.

Also, the comic from June 05 REALLY made me happy. ^_^ Props on the thinky stuff.

[MarkArandjus]

Is that Zach's wedding ring @ 2:56? Congrats man!

Zach and James make a great team too :D

[Gigavore]

love zachs expression after being called a redheaded fucktard.

[floortomflower]

THIS is my new favorite SMBC Theatre video :D

[floortomflower]

THIS is my new favorite SMBC Theatre video :D

[QuatroDiablo]

Wear a monocle, touch him on the penis.

[canadiansyrup]

at 1:53.. what does zach say.. i only catch 'no penis' at the end

[MrZinn3]

@canadiansyrup "Also, I'm an idiot with no penis"

[RobbingDog]

@canadiansyrup "also I'm an idiot with no penis"

[aznfyrepixie]

@canadiansyrup Zach says: *pause* And also I'm an idiot with no penis." ROFL!

[xilibai]

@canadiansyrup "malsoI'manidiotwithnopenis"

[Jormund88]

Nice sweatpants, bro!

[JackFlags]

SICK BURN

[rickrussell]

I have to say, this one had a strong ending.

[hearttothegrindstone]

so which one of these guys actually draws smbc?

[tehredmage]

@hearttothegrindstone Zack. The red-headed fucktard

[rickrussell]

@hearttothegrindstone The scruffy one.

[GallileoPaballa]

I like how James looks like he is wearing a bib.

[Mixairian]

Hadoken, bitch. Then touch him on the penis.

[primegundam]

Oh this is so funny I've watched it like five times.

[niamhmariesofia]

Smash grandma's dog into the grill, touch him on the penis. Smash and grab!

[ExplodingButton]

TOP SCORE!

[BiteBackAustralia]

don't we all fantasise about Felicia Day?

[shill8989]

If I got to do Alex Oliver, I would never fantasize about Felicia Day during.

[metallicakixtotalass]

Defend his honor, touch him on the penis... maybe?

[CafeAlpha]

This was my favorite for a long time, very silly.

It makes me want to go through the comments and give a thumbs up to all of the ones that say "touch him on the penis"!

[onnotangu]

robot handjobs for everyone!

[Cerberus889]

Play Street Fighter for a week, touch him on the penis.

[kevinchizai]

I love how Zach holds the controller wrong, in traditional movie fashion.

[smbctheater]

@kevinchizai (Marty) Amazingly that's how he's always held game controllers (since the days of the NES)

[RageTreb]

@smbctheater How does he use the shoulder buttons?

[Spirosaur]

@smbctheater on the other hand, it makes sense if you look at arcade machines

[Spirosaur]

@ I wonder if that has anything to do with arcade machines being laid out the same way ?

[TheMegaGodOfAnime]

@smbctheater Hey, I'd like to ask you guys a question... how do you guys come up with all these sketches? They're very clever. I mean, what do you guys do, do you sit and shoot ideas off the wall? Because you guys are extremely talented at what you do, and you're all great actors as well. That's why I've wondered for a while how you guys come up with these sketches, like if you just look at the media and the news and what not for ideas or if you just come up with random things, etc.

[Willwillwritehiswill]

@kevinchizai That's a good position for Street Fighter.

[essencestar]

@kevinchizai Actually, for speedy move execution, the grip he's using is more effective.

[THECapedCaper]

I say, good show sir! Your mother is a harlot!

[Blacklemon67]

where are your pants?

hurrmmm

[MRxPifko]

Man, you guys have been on FIRE lately. Keep em coming!!!

[DanceCixiDance]

Find out your friend's pants are missing, touch him on the penis.

[ecozay]

Best episode in a long time :D

[DasMischungBaby]

... But what is on Zach's hand? ON the back of his hand, there is a word of some sort.

[RubilacEx]

dude where are your pants?

I took them off because I was banging your mom for a second there... and now you are banging her. HE HE HE

[squidsquidsquid32]

@RubilacEx Ahahahaha just how HIGH do you even have to BE to say something like that.....

[Kreizo]

@RubilacEx

I TOLD you man I WARNED you about your mom dog

[ImAWaffleSauce]

@RubilacEx

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

[Blacklemon67]

@RubilacEx OMG MSPAINT ADVENTURES HAS REACHED RANDOM REFERENCE ENCOUNTER POPULARITY LEVEL??!

[dungeonmunky]

Mmmmmmmmmmm Felicia Day

[TheFantasticFordy]

FUCKIN' A!

[Wavanova]

HOW IRONIC. MMMMMMMmmmmmmm.

[Einstine1984]

Hey, somebody's showing off his new wedding ring....

Congrats!

[gaboleon]

The "touch him on the penis" comments are beggining to depress me

[Draugo]

@gaboleon Is no one touching you on the penis?

[gaboleon]

@Draugo haha! Good answer. But seriously, they stopped being funny a long time ago.

[megsies]

Youtube has not enough thumbs for my overwhelming preference for liking this video! A duel!

[Eggland21]

A DUUEEEEEELLLLL

[voxiphiliac]

Hey, just realised this was directed by JP Nickel. :D Nice job.

[stareatthesun621]

Lose his pants, then touch him on the penis.

[thunderpants10]

mmmmm, pants

[brianpclare]

where ARE your pants?

[DrTrishock]

What's better than imagining Felicia Day?

Imagining Felicia Day in a monocle.

[Ludlov]

@DrTrishock Good lord! You are absolutely correct! Good show.

[Vacheresseb]

Sometimes these are hysterical.

Is this Zach's fiance?

[noseman123]

@Vacheresseb

No, I think it is the one from the Pickup Lines Gone Wrong episode.

[apuleyo]

@Vacheresseb No she is not, Zach already got married also. See "Date Wars" to see Zach's wife.

[Spirosaur]

Have your honor defended by your boyfriend, touch him on the penis

[JacobX]

I like how they are slowly slouching more after each flashback

[MrKn1ght]

why hasnt this appeared in my subscriptions new videos yet? :-/

[Amyler00]

"You shall wield a car. I shall wield a terrier!"

"How ironic!"

XD

[vinnief47]

ok this one is funny

[JosephSDodd]

I'm a redheaded fucktard

[Youtomia]

Choose a weapon, then touch him on the penis!

[PiemanIndustries]

@Youtomia "Pistols At Dawn"

[SuperCrakker]

Shes the purrdiest of them.

[BlackBobby69]

"Demanding Satisfaction" - Challenge him to a duel, then touch him on the penis.

[imonsei]

reminds me of

explosm.net/comics/1324/

:D

i laughed hard at that one too

[JhericFury]

Awesome ending. Also: "Let's celebrate her greatness by whacking her Grandma's dog!" "Fuckin' A!" "...". Genius

[Nigmel1124]

street fighter 4 FTW

[4rcit4]

Your voices! Dear god, your voices. They're HILARIOUS.

[Mizzkyttie]

Outstanding.

I love it!

[HavocTehRaven]

2:39

I smell a new reaction face.

[jasonwea]

Did somebody say Felicia Day? I'll be in my bunk.

[DubStepWubWub]

Taco Bell destroys yet another relationship...

[crunchyfroglegs]

I love you guys... put out a DVD I'll buy it.... NOW.

[technicallyabsurd]

"The MANAGER lady at Taco Bell!"

[darkbutterfree]

Don't be afraid to slap each other when it's called for dudes come on.

[Thorbie]

Oh what an interesting ring Zach's wearing. Get married, touch him on the penis!

[babylonian]

Produce and release an underwhelming short, touch him on the penis.

[SandersXD]

wait... he IS wearing pants! or do they disappear?

[Kicks42]

Alex>>>>>>Felicia Day

[dmh3000]

This was pretty good.

[Ariesxe]

Get into a duel, touch him on the penis. "High Noon"

[STMUN]

you're a dickless...dick

[VisualBrownies]

HAHAHA I love the Felicia Day reference.

[johnmartins]

haha this one was great

[Totema1]

Masterpiece Theatre music FTW.

[tanner7281]

uhhhh did anyone notice the 4 letters written on Zachery Weiner's hand? orrrr am I just a creep? could be either....could be related to that whole...marriage thing....hmm

[Mattmoo36]

Fantasize about Felicia Day touching you on the penis...then defend fiancee's honor.

[Quintis555]

I had to watch the last slap at least 4 times... Zack's little scream is priceless!

[SekundesC]

Zack's face after being called a redheaded fucktard is priceless

[DarthTofu2]

It's impossible to get first post on these...

[socialjunsu]

James Ashby could be extremely hot if he was not fat.

[HerringSnarkPidgeon]

wield a terrier, then touch him on the penis.

[Grug16]

Hmmm. Don't think I like this one.

[gcard2112]

Fabulous as usual. Extremely strange, but fabulous. I may have to watch it 40 or 50 more times to be sure I'm getting everything.

[TranquilVision]

(Starksoul "Wow...you guys have really been phoning it in lately. Did everyone else quit? ") <-- agreed.

[ratholin]

You sir, shall weild a car, and I... a terrier.

[GUNNER123456798]

@ratholin how ironic

[GarothThorp]

That was really very fantastic.

[Uberpoorman]

Zack has something written on his hand can't tell what it is though, but you can totally see in the last bit