well i'll tell you what i've dreamt about, i've dreamt about you sleeping and me stabbing you in the face because i hate you so much holy shit you make me laugh at how stupid you are.
WOW to be honest i try to think of "nothing" and yeah you are correct it cant be a colour =/ And if you're dead you can think of "nothing" but the problem is that you're dead and you cant think =/
omg i do think like this when ive got "nothing" to do..... stuff like tryin to get my head round time travel and stuff.... time travel is the most confusing thing ever coz it gets you thinkin then confuses ya
ROFLMAO!!!!! That was so funny Em! I saved it to Favs... loved the story bout Charlie and the pelican.... Fuckin Great about Mum and deep heat toothpaste...Jess and I pissed ourselves laughing! Love you Em!!!! XXXXX
I'm a lifetime cat lover, especially kittens! But I love any animal I don't feel threatened (or repulsed by; very few insects have immunity to the wrath of my shoe!). I can even hold a snake if I know it's not going to hurt me.
Don't forget the time it took you to post this comment, & the time it will take you to read this, and to most probably reply with some smart ass comment all over again.
Einstein said reality is an illusion , although a very persistent one, im not sure that is relavent but i was bored and had time to kill if time can be killed hmm cyas. Ohh i know an excellent joke bout eating pelicons if any one wants to know it post , peace.
Lol. well at night when im laying in bed i try and think about nothing i think im thinking about nothing if that makes sense so im still thinking but im thinking about nothing. wow thats alot of nothing =]
My train of thought is nicknamed Amtrack, 'cause it derails so often. I would have loved to see your sister with a llama in a headlock! Emmy, you're the best! I love your videos. :)
Oh it's so scary to see this video because it reminds me of myself. Emmy, you're brilliant :) So glad I subscribed :)
justagrrlinny 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Think That The Answer To What "Nothing" Is....AIR that you cant feel or breath. Am i closer? To i win the youtube t-shirt?
JadenGX800 2 years ago
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JadenGX800 2 years ago
Nice. :)
yukiikyuta 2 years ago
Shutup Hoe
KidsSTRxProductions 2 years ago
Eaten sounds imo better than ated. What the hell, everybody understands you if you say eaten, aye? Anyway, lovely funny video XDDDD
Fussino 2 years ago
Nothing to see here except some trash hoe, sucking my fathers cock
KidsSTRxProductions 2 years ago
I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!
ClownieStarr 2 years ago
well i'll tell you what i've dreamt about, i've dreamt about you sleeping and me stabbing you in the face because i hate you so much holy shit you make me laugh at how stupid you are.
gus8137 2 years ago
you do a good dog impression lol.
haisuphelga 2 years ago
the pelican story made me laugh lol
cheekychiks 2 years ago
Seeing it IRL was even better :)
EmmyPirate 2 years ago
wow wtf more random then me lolz wtf is this :-D
Kiefkidyea 2 years ago
WOW to be honest i try to think of "nothing" and yeah you are correct it cant be a colour =/ And if you're dead you can think of "nothing" but the problem is that you're dead and you cant think =/
PhoDaggerz 2 years ago
haha were ur brothers arms flailing about whilst his head was inside the pelicans mouth? cos thats what i pictured. THAT is off tap!
i like the llama story too. i wrangled a small cow once. well i guess it was a calf... but i WAS super young so i get farm cred for being x-core.
donvolta 2 years ago
omg i do think like this when ive got "nothing" to do..... stuff like tryin to get my head round time travel and stuff.... time travel is the most confusing thing ever coz it gets you thinkin then confuses ya
antdpitt 2 years ago
Ive seen a Donkey Do that!
ghbghbghb279 2 years ago
Good to see I'm not the only who's brain works like that.
Does the PS bit mean you have quit smoking?
bigwaity 2 years ago
NOPE! Just means I do not think people should take it up just cuz they see it in a video!
EmmyPirate 2 years ago
Well thats fair enough then.
bigwaity 2 years ago
1:31...very inappropriate em. tsk tsk. i still love you though. :)
matthewcarrett 2 years ago
LOL sorry Matt :)
EmmyPirate 2 years ago
lol, your sister got it in a headlock? :D
wouldnt say your minds a scary place, more... interesting.
AndySmiirnoff 2 years ago
ROFLMAO!!!!! That was so funny Em! I saved it to Favs... loved the story bout Charlie and the pelican.... Fuckin Great about Mum and deep heat toothpaste...Jess and I pissed ourselves laughing! Love you Em!!!! XXXXX
BELTED007 2 years ago
I think that nothing could be white, or black, but no other colour.
PerthPete1 2 years ago
I'm a lifetime cat lover, especially kittens! But I love any animal I don't feel threatened (or repulsed by; very few insects have immunity to the wrath of my shoe!). I can even hold a snake if I know it's not going to hurt me.
Lavenderrose73 2 years ago
sorry emmy, on this one, i go forward... a lot... haha
tetohmu 2 years ago
but i was lazy tonight, i'm sure i'll get the whole message later on.
Peace out
tetohmu 2 years ago
A slight hum???
MeatEaterWatch 2 years ago
wtf, waste of the 1:03 minutes i watched
perthsessions 2 years ago
Don't forget the time it took you to post this comment, & the time it will take you to read this, and to most probably reply with some smart ass comment all over again.
EmmyPirate 2 years ago
i love how fucking random u r its awesome
spook707 2 years ago
You missed the best part at 1:06
MeatEaterWatch 2 years ago
How old are you? seriously?
You're an absolute dead shit
hird22 2 years ago
yawn. i think YouTube needs to put a new line in their usage policy:
videos will be removed if they fail to be a) funny, b) cool, c) interesting or d) otherwise of value
and that would be the end of Emmy !
analihilator 2 years ago
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ciffysays 2 years ago
what's wrong with her?
hy200 2 years ago
You hurt her feelings
MeatEaterWatch 2 years ago
Einstein said reality is an illusion , although a very persistent one, im not sure that is relavent but i was bored and had time to kill if time can be killed hmm cyas. Ohh i know an excellent joke bout eating pelicons if any one wants to know it post , peace.
simonnomis34 2 years ago
what the fuck...
milzey69 2 years ago
nothing is the absence of time, and time only exists to the living. time was never there before you were born, and it wont be there after you die.
yourrealmother 2 years ago
nothing dosnt exist.
its a theory with lack of evidence.
GhostGirlsays 2 years ago
Lol. well at night when im laying in bed i try and think about nothing i think im thinking about nothing if that makes sense so im still thinking but im thinking about nothing. wow thats alot of nothing =]
greengamers3 2 years ago
Shoot Yourself!
HSKwinski 2 years ago
i have NOTHING to say ... maybe i do ... here it is 'NOTHING'
take two asprins and go to bed...you should feel normal in the morning... :)
antonio030562 2 years ago
LOL dp smells like crap
let a lone in your mouth
kainaussie 2 years ago
hey emz, you forgot to mention that at the zoo on the same day as the llama incident you were bitten by a donkey and a cow... lolz
Yesacenna 2 years ago
nothing is more than beautiful . people dont grasp the true concept of life .
planes100 2 years ago
do you still hate us guys :(
kingtipz 2 years ago
If you were a boy you'd probably look something like saturninefilms.
infiniteusername 2 years ago
Good to know :P
EmmyPirate 2 years ago
My train of thought is nicknamed Amtrack, 'cause it derails so often. I would have loved to see your sister with a llama in a headlock! Emmy, you're the best! I love your videos. :)
KevinAM1 2 years ago
Aww thankyou :]
EmmyPirate 2 years ago
ur kinda cute :P and ur crazy thought process kinda reminds me of me haha
slaytaniclaughter 2 years ago
Haha I'm glad :)
And thanks!
EmmyPirate 2 years ago
I read the tags and thought they were random joke ones. I never for a second imagined that they'd actually come together in a story.
Oh and I burst out laughing at the 'wanna bone?' line!
zebidee55 2 years ago
Sometime being all over the place is the most fun!
AngryAussie 2 years ago
And don't we know it.
Lol.
EmmyPirate 2 years ago
<3 u
choppa79 2 years ago
haha this was funny!
keep up the gooood work ;)
bellomart 2 years ago
would you maybe condone drinking or maybe a bit of a puff on the old green horn?LOL
brenofu 2 years ago
wicked vlooooog! I put deep heat on my tongue once...it was wrong.
ZMoulton 2 years ago
LOL!
Uh oh.
I have a mate who though it would be funny to put it on his...yeah.
He wasnt happy.
EmmyPirate 2 years ago
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ZMoulton 2 years ago
hehehe emmy nice to see you back
and being you again hahaha
wait !! errrrrr!!!!!
nothing!
moyzie01 2 years ago
Aww thankyou ^^,
EmmyPirate 2 years ago
oh i just started mah blog on blogspot and I see the big D has you as a recomended blog too :D
moyzie01 2 years ago
He does?
Ohhh. I haven't updated that in forever!
Haha
EmmyPirate 2 years ago
But you smoke anyway :(
ALSO, you're so random LOLZ
"i bought it for lolz"
LOL
Nayzara 2 years ago
Haha :)
Most of my life is for the lols.
EmmyPirate 2 years ago
No I like it when people say they're doing nothing. It's impossible to do nothing.
LittleShiela 2 years ago
I KNOW I'm supposed to be leaving deep, philosophical comments on the nature of nothingness.
But I saw the four-poster.
And my mind went off on a tangent of its own......
ROBwithaB 2 years ago
Haha, cool huh? :)
EmmyPirate 2 years ago
Oh yes it is.
Scream and run, dear.
Scream and run.
ROBwithaB 2 years ago
you're a freak. i love it
LucasMicheal4 2 years ago
BUT!! To empty your mind totally you have to keep thinking "stay empty" "stay empty" "I'm not thinking of anything" except erm...yes you are :o))
UTD111 2 years ago
there was a time I thought " I'm pretty good at english. I can understand people, even natives".
This time is over now. =)
tavin15 2 years ago 3
Trust me - this has nothing whatsoever to do with your English comprehension skills.
zebidee55 2 years ago
I TOTALLY condone smoking!
jenzatron 2 years ago
LOL
Yay.
EmmyPirate 2 years ago
fake
BIlunty3000 2 years ago
LOL, you're fake.
EmmyPirate 2 years ago
<3
-mitch
5awesomeaussies 2 years ago
I thought that meant minus love. Then I was like. NO Mitch loves me. Face it, Em.
EmmyPirate 2 years ago