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  • Oh it's so scary to see this video because it reminds me of myself. Emmy, you're brilliant :) So glad I subscribed :)

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  • Nice. :)

  • Shutup Hoe

  • Eaten sounds imo better than ated. What the hell, everybody understands you if you say eaten, aye? Anyway, lovely funny video XDDDD

  • Nothing to see here except some trash hoe, sucking my fathers cock

  • I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!

  • well i'll tell you what i've dreamt about, i've dreamt about you sleeping and me stabbing you in the face because i hate you so much holy shit you make me laugh at how stupid you are.

  • you do a good dog impression lol.

  • the pelican story made me laugh lol

  • Seeing it IRL was even better :)

  • wow wtf more random then me lolz wtf is this :-D

  • WOW to be honest i try to think of "nothing" and yeah you are correct it cant be a colour =/ And if you're dead you can think of "nothing" but the problem is that you're dead and you cant think =/

  • haha were ur brothers arms flailing about whilst his head was inside the pelicans mouth? cos thats what i pictured. THAT is off tap!

    i like the llama story too. i wrangled a small cow once. well i guess it was a calf... but i WAS super young so i get farm cred for being x-core.

  • omg i do think like this when ive got "nothing" to do..... stuff like tryin to get my head round time travel and stuff.... time travel is the most confusing thing ever coz it gets you thinkin then confuses ya

  • Ive seen a Donkey Do that!

  • Good to see I'm not the only who's brain works like that.

    Does the PS bit mean you have quit smoking?

  • NOPE! Just means I do not think people should take it up just cuz they see it in a video!

  • Well thats fair enough then.

  • 1:31...very inappropriate em. tsk tsk. i still love you though. :)

  • LOL sorry Matt :)

  • lol, your sister got it in a headlock? :D

    wouldnt say your minds a scary place, more... interesting.

  • ROFLMAO!!!!! That was so funny Em! I saved it to Favs... loved the story bout Charlie and the pelican.... Fuckin Great about Mum and deep heat toothpaste...Jess and I pissed ourselves laughing! Love you Em!!!! XXXXX

  • I think that nothing could be white, or black, but no other colour.

  • I'm a lifetime cat lover, especially kittens! But I love any animal I don't feel threatened (or repulsed by; very few insects have immunity to the wrath of my shoe!). I can even hold a snake if I know it's not going to hurt me.

  • sorry emmy, on this one, i go forward... a lot... haha

  • but i was lazy tonight, i'm sure i'll get the whole message later on.

    Peace out

  • A slight hum???

  • wtf, waste of the 1:03 minutes i watched

  • Don't forget the time it took you to post this comment, & the time it will take you to read this, and to most probably reply with some smart ass comment all over again.

  • i love how fucking random u r its awesome

  • You missed the best part at 1:06

  • How old are you? seriously?

    You're an absolute dead shit

  • yawn. i think YouTube needs to put a new line in their usage policy:

    videos will be removed if they fail to be a) funny, b) cool, c) interesting or d) otherwise of value

    and that would be the end of Emmy !

  • omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

  • what's wrong with her?

  • You hurt her feelings

  • Einstein said reality is an illusion , although a very persistent one, im not sure that is relavent but i was bored and had time to kill if time can be killed hmm cyas. Ohh i know an excellent joke bout eating pelicons if any one wants to know it post , peace.

  • what the fuck...

  • nothing is the absence of time, and time only exists to the living. time was never there before you were born, and it wont be there after you die.

  • nothing dosnt exist.

    its a theory with lack of evidence.

  • Lol. well at night when im laying in bed i try and think about nothing i think im thinking about nothing if that makes sense so im still thinking but im thinking about nothing. wow thats alot of nothing =]

  • Shoot Yourself!

  • i have NOTHING to say ... maybe i do ... here it is 'NOTHING'

    take two asprins and go to bed...you should feel normal in the morning... :)

  • LOL dp smells like crap

    let a lone in your mouth

  • hey emz, you forgot to mention that at the zoo on the same day as the llama incident you were bitten by a donkey and a cow... lolz

  • nothing is more than beautiful . people dont grasp the true concept of life .

  • do you still hate us guys :(

  • If you were a boy you'd probably look something like saturninefilms.

  • Good to know :P

  • My train of thought is nicknamed Amtrack, 'cause it derails so often. I would have loved to see your sister with a llama in a headlock! Emmy, you're the best! I love your videos. :)

  • Aww thankyou :]

  • ur kinda cute :P and ur crazy thought process kinda reminds me of me haha

  • Haha I'm glad :)

    And thanks!

  • I read the tags and thought they were random joke ones. I never for a second imagined that they'd actually come together in a story.

    Oh and I burst out laughing at the 'wanna bone?' line!

  • Sometime being all over the place is the most fun!

  • And don't we know it.

    Lol.

  • <3 u

  • haha this was funny!

    keep up the gooood work ;)

  • would you maybe condone drinking or maybe a bit of a puff on the old green horn?LOL

  • wicked vlooooog! I put deep heat on my tongue once...it was wrong.

  • LOL!

    Uh oh.

    I have a mate who though it would be funny to put it on his...yeah.

    He wasnt happy.

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  • hehehe emmy nice to see you back

    and being you again hahaha

    wait !! errrrrr!!!!!

    nothing!

  • Aww thankyou ^^,

  • oh i just started mah blog on blogspot and I see the big D has you as a recomended blog too :D

  • He does?

    Ohhh. I haven't updated that in forever!

    Haha

  • But you smoke anyway :(

    ALSO, you're so random LOLZ

    "i bought it for lolz"

    LOL

  • Haha :)

    Most of my life is for the lols.

  • No I like it when people say they're doing nothing. It's impossible to do nothing.

  • I KNOW I'm supposed to be leaving deep, philosophical comments on the nature of nothingness.

    But I saw the four-poster.

    And my mind went off on a tangent of its own......

  • Haha, cool huh? :)

  • Oh yes it is.

    Scream and run, dear.

    Scream and run.

  • you're a freak. i love it

  • BUT!! To empty your mind totally you have to keep thinking "stay empty" "stay empty" "I'm not thinking of anything" except erm...yes you are :o))

  • there was a time I thought " I'm pretty good at english. I can understand people, even natives".

    This time is over now. =)

  • Trust me - this has nothing whatsoever to do with your English comprehension skills.

  • I TOTALLY condone smoking!

  • LOL

    Yay.

  • fake

  • LOL, you're fake.

  • <3

    -mitch

  • I thought that meant minus love. Then I was like. NO Mitch loves me. Face it, Em.

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