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  • the intro. "make her a member of the midnight crew" Must be looped.

    MUST.

    BE.

    LOOPEDASFSGZdfg

  • Who else sees the :o) face?!

  • @kimera117 Edmond Dantès was imprisoned for life on false charges, against which he was given no opportunity to defend himself. He escaped to find the men that have ruined him were millionaires and one had married his fiancè. He rescues his old contacts, ruins the finances and reputations of his old enemies, and is horrified when he actually ends up killing someone.

    Jack Noir personally destroys his own universe because he was forced to wear a silly hat.

  • @Geesaroni

    It's not his fault he's cancer.

  • You know what's really odd? Most people like him better than Vriska, even though he is supposed to be the main villain.

  • @ToasterknowsALL It says something about a villain when they're considered more monstrous than the world-destroying demon who wants to kill everything.

  • If i was ever the greatest super villain in history, this would be my theme of choice.

  • @KAI3Kuroseiga OH YEAH. XD i would do the same. Its like... DUDE! THIS IS JAZZ! EVIL JAZZ!!! XD

  • I write the second top comment and

    what the fuck

    is going on?

  • I wish i could learn dat sax line.

  • @nativeunamerican I know how you feel. I can't resist playing air piano to this music.

  • @kimera117 sorry. diidn't mean two 2ound liike an uptiight moron.

  • @BaronVonHoovy Jegus, man. Scared me there fora minute.

  • Just listened to this before watching the new [S]. So much yes. So much win.

  • Spades Slick vs. Bilious Slick.

    Who will win?

    Well, considering it's JACK FUCKING NOIR up against a CANCEROUS TOAD, I think the choice is obvious.

    Evil will prevail.

    >:D

  • @BaronVonHoovy Spades Slick is Jack from another session, where he wasn't prototyped. All he has is a gun and a robo-arm. Besides, prototyped Jack Noir already killed Bilious Slick in Cascade.

  • @TheGallade42 I know all of that, already, I was joking xD

  • I no longer have both top comments. Now no one is allowed to hate me.

  • @Duder5k unless we get you back up to top comments. MWAHAHAHA

  • @mewichigo64 But if you do everyone will hate me again :c

  • @Duder5k i wont :c

  • misadventures with the blind gf brought me here! google it, its cute. (:

  • it's "make her remember of the midnight crew"

  • @MetalYoshi2009 It's not. Go look up the original song, and you'll understand.

  • The song also comes in... BLAPCK

  • @theguycalledchris Why is this not receiving thumbs up? Congrats, here's your first.

  • I've always thought that the music of homestuck is the best thing about it. The webcomic is good, but the music is excellent.

  • Now this is boss. At first I didn't care for it, but I keep returning to this flash.

  • um why does this have 13 dislikes?!

    THEY'RE JUST CLOSET HOMESTUCK LOVERS OR SOMETHING

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  • Jack Black.

    Sorry, but I can't.

  • @lagkat40 Blackjack. Ace beats everything. :\ That's how I see it at least.

  • This song is one of my favorites for some reason, so is Vagabounce. :)

  • This is so fuckin' awesome.

  • @Xick I do not agree with your statement. "silly" or "dumb" do not come to mind when a normal person thinks of the omnicidal antagonist that does a pirouette off the handle of sanity just because the uniform looked a little gay... Maybe instead of "dumb," you could use "crazy", "bloodthirsty", or "sadistic". And for "silly", he has his moments, but don't we all?

  • @RimuKinoki adorabloodthirsty

  • @kimera117 Or it could be that he's just an evil antagonist. One who's supposed to be evil and hated?

  • Just listening to this song makes me relive the horror of that day when I watched Jack gain The highest power.

  • I'm learning to place this on the kazoo. It's kicking my limited humming-range's ass :(

  • I think Jack Noir is a metaphor for someone who was despised by society, and in his refusal, turned his back to the world, holding a grudge and pain, until finally, the day he had the power and ability, decided to show people, His true potential, but misguided. That is, the story of Jack Noir is a modern version of "The Count of Monte Cristo", where Jack is betrayed and the betrayer is the world.

    Sorry for the bad english xd.

  • @kimera117 Perfect. This indeed sounds correct. And don't worry, your english is fine.

  • @kimera117 No, he's a chitinous chessbug who is biologically incapable of being intentionally good. And he's a black Problem Sleuth. Remember riding the chest? He's too silly and dumb and silly to really be a complex character.

  • @kimera117 Later on in the story, Jack is described as a cancer, a being that wishes only to destroy everyone and everything it knows, and is then given the power to do so.

  • @kimera117 (I honestly thought Jack was a guy who went a little stab-happy. But I like your idea too! ^^)

  • @kimera117 If you have read Hussie's other comics, you know that's not true. He just likes to put large monsters that take freaking forever to kill in out of nowhere. Demonhead Mobster Kingpin in Problem Sleuth, the dragons in Bard Quest, and the GIANT PUMPKIN in Jailbreak. I did think of Monte Cristo, though, then i read the other ones.

  • @TheGallade42 LOL. Dude, chill out. I respect your opinions, and i have my own opinions, why no one can do that? I know my coment is my own way to see all the Jack Noir thing, but if you have your own theories, bro, tis cool, coz everyone can be right. Have a nice nite.

  • @kimera117 Jack is the equivalent of the office worker who goes in and shoots up the place. He's basically a psychopath with god powers

  • @kimera117 I disagree completely. Jack was always hateful. There is absolutely zero evidence of any true motivation for the destructive 'vendetta' you assume Jack is taking the role of. In "The Count of Monte Cristo," the protagonist was horribly wronged, and dedicates his life to exacting his revenge on those responsible, whereas a character trait of Jack is that he inevitably seems to continue on his destructive rampage until he actually destroys the entire universe he's in.

  • @MrDessy I really dont understand why the fandom is so..... XD hatefilled.

    Mi coment is just MY opinion dude, if you have your own opinion its ok, and i respect it, but, why you can not respect my opinion? I really dont care if im right or wrong, Homestuck is a comic, made for fun, not to go in discutions with everyone. LOL. Just calm down, nobody is arguin against you. LOL.

  • @kimera117 Hatefilled? Not me. No one arguing? A comment with 41 likes that misrepresents one of my favorite books ever written? Frankly, I find it pretty offensive.

  • @MrDessy You are a poor troll. I wanted that 41 likes? No. Actually im impressed that my coment is the top coment, you idiot. If you insist im going to report you ok?.

  • @kimera117 Report me if you want, but I'm not even targeting you. I'm responding to the comment as the top comment, in a sort of forum sense, to the comment itself. I'm also not a troll...or an idiot. Be nice. O.o

  • @kimera117: I'm seeing zero hate from his side of the conversation, kimera. He's merely trying to express his opinion and you just jump on him and call him "hatefilled". In your own words, "if you have your own opinion its ok", and that's all his comment was.

  • @kimera117: If you truly respected people's opinions, you wouldn't jump on them and tell them to "calm down" just for stating them.

  • @kimera117 Jack = Card. Noir = the color black and a film style like problem slueth. :G

  • I'm gonna admit, I'm new to HS and I have to say. This shit is hot. Awesome soundtrack. Four days of dedication to reading it and it makes me hot.

  • Ohhh shiiit.

  • that

    fucking

    bass solo

  • Am I the only one who gets chills when I hear the song? >.>

  • This song will never not kick all of the ass.

  • Oh god, my heart almost stops everytime I hear this! *-* THIS IS SO EPIC!!

  • Take down the evil regime of Duder5k! We must fight back with comments of our own!

  • @CaptGiraffe Not even a member of the midnight crew could defeat her.

  • Oh my god. I just realised what the first line was. I thought it was 'Meehar denember Midnight Crew!'

    My ears need checking up

  • @AsnRandomness how even

  • @BamBamBib I don't know. Just another mystery of my brain.

  • Midnight Crew? Psssh, please, I'm Team Problem Sleuth.

  • Hahaha there is so much anal frustration here. Guys knock it off and just listen, and for those that don't like it, that's your opinion and i respect that. :)

  • XDDD

  • this song sucks donkey balls!! cylinder head SMOKES it

  • @grounder Then why the Hell are you here listening to it?

  • @grounder Why rip on it then? There's a more civil way of expressing your dislike of it.

  • @FR33DOMK1D

    Well, my mom told me about this song and guess what? It blows chunks!!

  • @MarinPicks

    Then why are you here fucktard

  • @MarinPicks lol then what are you doing looking up and finding and commenting on the osts???? XDDDD lol loser

  • @MarinPicks Homestuck is for people who aren't these kinds of people:

    YO NIGGA

    IMA BLOW THAT SHIT UP

    NIGGUH

    FUCKING

    I AM GAY

    COUGHCOUGHMARINPICKSCOUH

  • @randompeterXD Excuse me you fucking nigger? Are you calling me gay? I've fucked Roll Caskett, Emmy Altava, and countless other hot women and what girls have you gotten? That's right, NONE. So why don't you go suck a dick you gay retarded homestuck nerd BITCH.

  • @MarinPicks Your ignorance amuses me. All those women? You problably did hookers that you threw into the trunk of your parent's car and dumped their bodies in the woods out back. Even more amusing is that you assume such shit. I'd be the richest man in the world if I had a penny for every time you failed to read. So why don't stop doing sluts and go get some education, you retarded hypocrite

  • @randompeterXD

    "So why don't stop doing sluts"? The FUCK are you trying to say to MarinPicks? So YOU out of all people are telling him he should get an education for being a retarded hypocrite?! Look at yourself, jackass.

  • @grounder THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DEFENDING PEOPLE YOU PROBLABLY DON'T KNOW? LOL. I CAN'T EXPRESS HOW MUCH IT AMUSES ME THAT PEOPLE DO THIS. ESPECIALLY ON SUBJECTS LIKE "0 3m g33 h0m0st1ck 1s for n3rds" COMMENTS.

  • @randompeterXD

    ...

    Dude. She's my sister!

  • @grounder So she's a lesbian? Ponder face

  • @MarinPicks By the way. Everyone here thinks your opinion is the equivalent of horse shit that's been spit on. Now i'll let you go google everything

  • @MarinPicks Well, okay then...

  • i hate when a song is so epic it makes your nipples hard.

  • problem sleuth gang VS midnight crew would be awesome.

  • Quite possibly my favorite Homestuck song -u-

  • All the dislikes are from derse agents :3

  • I love the saxophone in this. :D

  • OH MY GOD. I have both top comments at once, everyone is gonna hate me.

  • @Duder5k Wouldn't have noticed had you not pointed it out =P

  • @Duder5k You have all the top comments. All of them.

  • @Duder5k 8luh 8luh Popular Butch

  • @Duder5k

    >C>

  • @Duder5k THEN QUIT SAYING FUNNY THINGS, SHIT.

  • @Duder5k Nobody hates you, dude. You're now one of the internet's cool guys.

  • @Duder5k You are now the Dirk of this page. Savor it. Ironically.

  • @Duder5k I hate you. *presses like*

  • Homestuck is awesome but hard to understand

  • @TheGFTOW It helps to read it through more than once if you have the time.

  • @Mswordx23 I know, i let my friends explain it more when im stuck a little bit

  • @Mswordx23 All...

    seven thousand pages

    of it.

  • @Airedar

    4432, actually.

  • love this song :p

  • dat intro

  • Stab that bitch in the chest. Bitches love stabbings in the chest.

  • What happened to the top comment "Make that bitch a member of the midnight crew, bitches love the midnight crew."? I loved that comment....

  • @Duder5k It used to be top comment, but it took an arrow to the knee.

  • @Duder5k It got telestabbed by Jack.

  • @Duder5k Well, its here again

  • SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTALGIA SO MUCH NOSTAL

  • @BlockisticStudios Oh shit, Jack got him.

  • Is it just me, or does the little bit at 0:23 get repeated a lot throughout Homestuck's music? It's practically Homestuck's little theme now.

  • @dartigens10 problem?

    it's awesome

  • @Shadowfire646 It is awesome. All of the Midnight Crew's music is (and I'm normally not that into jazz...but hey Homestuck makes everything good. Homestuck could probably make me love rap.)

  • @dartigens10 Dave's raps? :D

  • @Duder5k Yes, Clubs dear, you are.

  • @suitov Ha, I see what you did there!

  • I'm going to learn the slap bass part on guitar wish me luck cuz im going to die

  • TOP COMMENT: Black is spelled wrong -.-

  • @randompeterXD it's a SBaHJ reference. LOOK IT UP

  • @galaxymario123 Oh :O Im a dumb derp :U

  • I wanna see a live performance of this.

    IT WOULD BE SO INTENSE.

  • Goddamn, I remember getting to this update about 2 years ago now. I thought this was the best it could fucking get.

    I WAS PROVED WRONG SO MANY TIMES.

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  • WHO THE HELL DISLIKED THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • @redman99900 Clearly the Black Queens of 9 different sessions.

  • Did Toby Fox just make the sample from "I'm a member of the Midnight Crew" and make it deeper? If not, where is the sample from?

  • @FragrantRain wrong it was all the kids fault for their inaction or not killing/banishing the black queen/jack and AR for confiscating liv Tyler.

  • @GLaD1138

    It doesnt matter if something happened differently so Jack didndt ascend. Karkat gave their universe cancer, if this happened to go right then it wouldve been something else.

  • Waitwoahwoahwait

    This is the 13th song

    Of the 4th Volume?

    4/13!!!

  • @destructiondragon360 Ugh, all the albums have a 4/13.

  • @Icerama108 Really?

    How so?

    :?

  • Clearly he is the Jack of all Noir.

  • I'm not sure if this is intentional or not, but the gaps between Jack's hat and wings plus his pink/purple collar together make a *u* face. AND IT'S MAKING ME FREAK THE HELL OUT.

  • @MarshmallowRadiation Aw shit. I see it.

  • @MarshmallowRadiation holy SHIT

  • there needs to be a homestuck fighting game....If that was made I would be all like....." SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONNEY"

  • literally this song gives me the biggest boner??? uhhhHH

  • I just realized that if the black queen never did anything bad to Jack he would have never gave the universe cancer to begin with so it her fault.

  • @Devil6442

    If you go back further, all of this is the fault of John's dad. It was his gift of the Harlequin doll that got prototyped and ended up igniting the events at the beginning of [S] Jack: Ascend.

    Poor dad was only trying to be a good father and instead doomed that universe :(

  • @FragrantRain But, if you go back further, it's Gamzee's fault for placing the Harlequin in John's dream room. More so, even, Dave's fault, for sending Gamzee on the fit of rage that caused him to do that.

  • @xXNigariXx

    And even further, it's John's fault for creating everyone!

  • @xXNigariXx And it's "Betty Crockers" fault for giving Dave the link to the song that made Gamzee go mental in the first place, and Doc Scratch's fault for obstensively encouraging Gamzee's rampage (Crazy-Gamzee is seen talking to Doc in Cascade and before Lab:Drop.) It all comes back to Lord English.

  • @Penningtontj EVERYTHING IN HOMESTUCK IS LORD ENGLISH'S FAULT.

  • this title is racist

  • @ZeroOfBells Well I don't feel offended

  • @ZeroOfBells ...if any title is racists its liquid negro city :I liek srsly of all the titles to comment on

  • @RageingMuffin It's not "Negro City", it's "Negrocity". Not as if that'll change your mind, though.

  • @seemee63 (it was a joke)

  • @seemee63

    Dinocity, bro!

  • @RageingMuffin But negro means black.... It's not racist at all. It a Spanish and Portuguese, stemming from the Latin word "Niger". It's just become a racist term.

  • @Tavnugget (was a joke >0> I keep forgetting sarcasm is not translated well over the internet)

  • @ZeroOfBells oh for fucks sake

  • Sparks of a flamewar on a Homestuck video. Can't we just chill over some Faygo and sopor slime pies, talk about our problems, and then kill each other when we're not expecting it, like all civilized gents?

  • This song gives me goose bumps. I love it.

  • 160k views. Like a boss.

  • my friend is weird.

    he played black and walls covered in blood at the same time and recorded it.

    so unfitting. really. 9_9

  • I just noticed that "Black" is a remixed version of "Time On My Side". Like this version better though.

  • @xxAmethystDragonxx

    Uhhh

    No

  • @xxAmethystDragonxx Its a remix of "Liquid Negrocity", from the "fake" homestuck album drawing dead. its in the related videos...

  • @Shadowfire646 and they both seem to be remixed versions of Time on My Side. Listen to Time on My Side and then listen to this and tell me that they don't sound close.

  • @xxAmethystDragonxx Time on my side was made after these two

  • @xxAmethystDragonxx

    Ever stop to think these came first?

  • Most Homestuck songs are a mash-up, so i don't care to notice which one came first. Sorry, for not being painfully obsessed.