Riddle #49 - Sunrise

[AllstarCanadian]

He brought back a boyfriend LOL

[dylwalsh]

He bought one at the store

[njwkim]

They lived in Seattle where it's ALWAYS raining (fking serious)

......

Oh right... Alaska is a better answer.

[Em0Tay]

The small town was Barrow in Alaska, the northernmost town in the U.S. When the sun sits there in the middle of November, it does not rise again for 65 days which is plenty of time to grow another Beard.. :P

[tomass139]

yeah its deff alaska becuz there isa time period where the sun doesnt come up for like months or some shit like tht

[CrackaShnappah]

His friends shaved all his pubic hair off, and super glued it to his face!

[Stacey104201]

he worked in a salon and accidentally put glue on his chin. then he stuck his head in the trash can full of hair it stuck and never was removed

[MultiTurdfurgeson]

he used boise

[kitkatgirl1224]

YOU DARE ME TO SOLVE THIS? OKAY!

*views answer out of laziness*

wow, it would be awesome if a party lasted that long :D

[SYTcraze108]

Obviously, there were aliens at this party, so The Doctor showed up to save the day and as he was leaving, this guy jumped into the TARDIS. The Doctor, liking this guys curiosity, took him time traveling with him, and it was so exciting that he forgot to shave, so when he came back, beard. *checks answer* Pshaw, my answer pwns theirs. Mine's got The Doctor.

[imadork835man1]

barrow in alaska/sun sets and does not come back up for another 65 days allowing the kid to grow a beard

[polopowers1]

He left with a beard and came back with one

[JohnDerp]

He's jesus

[ArtistWoOoOo]

Hair growth pills?

[sysrq120]

Either he stuck his pubes on his face or...he lives in a place where the sun dont shine for months on end

[sysrq120]

He was a werewolf?

[notoriouscrank]

notsureifsrs how da phuck we were supposed to figure that out -.-

[ElementTheFox]

he was at the movies watching all the harry potter movies but he didnt know how long they were so when he left it was night and he had a beard 5 days later he attended his parents funerals

[mememeRULZ]

crap! how are we suppose to figure that out if you don't at least tell us it is in ALASKA!

[mememeRULZ]

he came back on sunrise a couple days later.

[ahmedmslh]

he was a werewolf

*checks*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[SirTalksALot01]

You didnt say in was in Alaska.

So I guess MiniVoltar should have won

[TheJuliebug123]

TELLL ME TELLME /WUT LINK

[23NaLi]

The parents are idiots. just sayin.

[browns5656]

***cough,cough*** Chuck Norris

[HoleyCrapFilms]

LeBron Travelled.

[forgingiron123]

He's a werewolf!

-checks answer-

Crap.

[MitchGanon2000]

..umm.. i think he didn't return to his home for how many years, until he gets old and then one he returned home, before sunrise,,..

[ozzer2010]

he feel asleep as the party and everyone thought it would be a funny thing to shave o everyones pubes an stick it on him giving him a beard............ Think im sick it happend on jackass

[MaGiiCzZLeadeR]

he is a wierd child that got too much hair when sucking a man off :)

[x5372]

he used his ball hair

[UltimateLink1]

He went in a time machine >:D

[bicshyboy]

its a beard wig or something

[Magwi1]

Something to do with chuck norris

[troubleboy1993]

65 days before sunrise gives him plenty of time to grow a beard

but it must be in the winter

[troubleboy1993]

@troubleboy1993 in alaska

[live4twilight4ever]

wow those parents suck, "i know sunrise isn't for another 65 days, but it seems like a reasonable amount of time to be partying, right?"

[AngelKytara]

They live in Barrow: night here is almost as long as it is in Antarctica!

[JLBat1993]

easy, don't need to click the link

[SpeakSilentStudios]

Thats not a riddle, thats a fucking trivia question!!!

[MiniVoltar]

he is wearing a fake beard

[airmaria103]

he's in Barrow( Alaska) so the sun sets in the middle of november and rises in 65 days...

[AceBlazerXIII]

yh i knew the answer fucin assholes who the hell gives a shit about alsaka the sun doesn't even give 2 fucs about alaska

[hackerman124]

@AceBlazerXIII I THINK ACE IS ON HER PERIOD AND IF UR A GUY ... SUC IT

[DezzaxXx]

The world was a dark place for a looooooong time

[Miralage]

These riddles are getting stupider, and stupider...They're not fucking riddles. they're just 'Let's make up a bullshit question!' questions.

[130peace]

WELL U NEVER MENTIONED THAT THEY WER IN ALASKA! god...

[dalektaliban]

he was the evan almighty guy

[HockeyMan1040]

@bummblebee00 if you dont want people reading it then dont post it.

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

The Alaska thing, or his sister was named Sunrise, and since he was younger, he had to come in earlier.

[Wazzamazizzi]

His sister's name is sunrise, she's been missing for years. I think he knows more.

[thekillershark8888]

@bummblebee00 What if you dont have a crush like me? Or if you have a girlfriend that you have already kissed before?

[IronWolfHunter]

They lived in Alaska and it was six months until the next sunrise.

[Bummblebee00]

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[TheSuperfudge1]

he lives in alaska



[jesspurple2000]

was it a different kid?

[33DRAGON02]

there must be alot of vampiers in that small town

[gadoidao]

that one was too regional for me to answer

[noremacxela1]

he came back before sunrise of a different day

[derpaderp1818]

What if the party was in June and not November??

Big hole in this riddle

[Banana39815]

they lived in alaska



[hopelessdeviation]

the problem with this riddle is that you say the parents were "amazed".

[jokerjaker1]

no he asked chuck norris for a beard

[MrTitchboi]

north pole, 30 days of night

[MrTitchboi]

@Chickens1996 shweet!

[agent101glitterg1]

fake beard?

[MrWaco282]

one of the worst riddles ive ever heard. Alaska is the only possible answer but its not at all clever

[kkusuk]

Because he's chuck Norris

[EvAndUsEnce]

I thought it was spray on beard :(

[100percentofawesome]

he was in the far north or far south(N POle or S Pole), where they have extremely one long night lasting 7-8 monthes

[813azteca813]

The kid was mexican

[peenygirl]

Alaska

[MyDaffodil1]

nice, in alaska you get 2 party 4 65 days!

[hectorgutierrez1993]

these riddles r turning out to b stupid!

[worldwidewackyness]

If the parents knew he wouldn't be back for 65 days, why were they surprised that their son had managed to grow a beard in that time???

[bigpuppypaw]

he came back before sunrise a few years later-lol

[wurth987456]

the boy lived on the north pole and on the last day that there was sun for 6 months he went out until the sun came back in the summer

[meredithisbeastly]

who the bloody hell would know this

[avatarawesomegirl]

they live in Alaska? i guess???

[thestarblossom101]

he came back on a different day on sunrise

swear i didnt look at website if this is right xD

[purplepanda2130]

he left for a long time but on the day he came back it was b4 sunrise

[MrDaldagnuur]

BECAUSE ALIENS STOLE HIM 

[TAPOUT490]

It's 5 o'clock shave.

[TAPOUT490]

It's 5 o'clock shave.

[ninjamasterp]

He had a brother named sunrise and he got home before him :3

[metaplasmo]

i lost the game

[SasukeUchiha1951]

@metaplasmo god damn it i lost the fucking game

[iluvtoonces]

He screwed the rules

[MrGamemaka]

it doesnt say what he shaved..... (insert troll face here)

[RachelJourneyT8]

they didnt say that he needed to be back before sunrise THE NEXT DAY

[onion424]

@RachelJourneyT8

or the day after that, or after a year xD

But who let's his kid out for so long in Alaska

[nicholishere]

he was gone for years

[qwertyb18]

In soviet Russia, riddle solves you

[lalaland9999999999]

2nd one  got right

[HuntForWaffles]

They live in a small town in Alsaka. In Alaska, (becasue its so close to the north pole) It gets gets a continuous pattern of six months of day time, and six months of night time, so that means their son was gone for around six months, causing him to grow a beard.

[danytoogood2]

his friends lived in russia

[ZombieMindGirl]

Pasted pubes to his face

[julia6cox]

i got a riddle for you......A man goes to a party and theres a big punch with ice cubes init for everyone to share. but because he has to be in work in the morning he drinks as much as he can and goes home early to sleep it off. everyone else at the party who had drunk the punch became ill the next day and soon realised the punch had been poisoned. but the guy hadnt poisoned the punch neither had anybody else after he had consumed his share of the punch but he didnt fall ill how is this possible

[starcristen2]

@julia6cox ice cubes are the poison, they didn't melt before he drank and left

[spiegeltn]

It makes NO sense at all because his parents were "amazed"!!! First of all...who lives in that town and DOESN'T know about the sunrise???? Secondly I'm sure they woulda known if they lived there and would have said "tomorrow" instead of "before sunrise". They wouldn't have said that and they wouldn't have been amazed either. Think of a new riddle cuz that one is retarded.

[mommypackmylunch125]

he's a unicorn

[ultivath]

The boy is Dumbledore

[showbizz10]

he lived in Alaska and in some seasons the sun won't set for 65 days, so technically he didnt come back for 65 days but the sun never went down

[NathanTheNinja1]

The parents had too much to drink, were hungover for a few months, and when they woke up, he had a beard.

[lukasz85ify]

He went aruond the world and in every country he've been there was no sunrise

[TheJesser007]

let me think here hmmmmmokay! he probably got a fake beard!

[Churchaddict777]

Bosly

[kidsKILL123]

I think he probably got a fake beard or he got some girl in his shirt and her hair is covering his shaved face :3

[rndomgrl369]

what is with the scary music!!!!!

[kayladanyel08]

south pole

[nuttymonkey11]

In a small town in the US, a teenage boy asked his parents if he could go to a friends party. His parents agreed, providing he was back before sunrise. He left the house that evening clean-shaven and when he returned before the following sunrise, his parents were amazed to see that he had grown a full beard. How did this happen?

Don't give a fuck. Now go make me a sandwich.

[kenfo0]

His name is brock lesnar and he is heavy on "the juice"?

[rakermanjosh]

He's from alaska. Give me a hard one.

[TheInkman55]

@rakermanjosh Oh wow! You can read answers! Good for you!

[rakermanjosh]

@TheInkman55 Nope, figured that one out on my own. Whats a matter, you had to look up the answer and now your lashing out at others for thier intelligence? Here's one more your speed... thier yelow and monkeys eat them?? What are they? I thought I'd use a mammal that shares your intellectual capacity.

[rakermanjosh]

@TheInkman55 Oh and I intentionally put some grammatical errors in that reply!! See if you can get them all!! On second thought, maybe there's a pop-up book you could read that wouldn't be to challenging!!

[ttnnnaa4500]

who lets there kid go out for 65 days

[Maketz100]

Puberty was a little too fast

[iruleu2011]

its he lives in alaska! and he has 65 days before sunrise because its in the artic!

[MeMyMindandSomthing]

What beatablim said is correct.

[flissybabyxx]

he's Evan Almighty?

[grimreapersos]

lol. Birthday party in alaska :D

[datalexkid]

its not only alaska, i thought of this as in russia theres a spot where u black out for 3 days

[BeaTanLim]

ANSWER:

When the sun sets in the middle of november in alaska, it does not rise again in 65 days.

[BeaTanLim]

He went to Dangai Precipice World DUHH that's why the next morning he's an old man

[lovelylittlelion4]

he returned months later at sunrise

[hamster202020]

he found narnia

[geniusmma]

ahmm,...time machine??

[AntiMatterSora]

Puberty

[bluperson]

he got a fake beard at the party. duh.

[KMaziuk]

They live waaaaayyyy up north!

[TheElphie3]

they live in alaska!!!

[sophizzy99]

he stayed for several weeks and came back before sunrise and had a beard

[fmagic2306]

Hey was wearing his face warmer

[1GamingDude]

he went to dis crazy party and got drunk and his friends put their pubes on his face

[qwerty12asdf]

That's stupid, if the answer is correct, then why the parents were surprised to see the beard? They should expect it, after 65 days of absence.

[yours12342]

I got it right LMAO try harder.

[Pongy29]

Who thinks of these kind of riddles???



[gothbabii188]

he stole Justin's puberty :O

[shayny99]

it could be a fake beard

[madamealexa808]

easy. he lived in a small town in barrow,alaska. the northernmost town of u.s.a. when the sun sets there in the middle of november, it does not rise again for 65 days. so, it gave the boy a lot more time to grow a beard!

[funcoolfunfun]

@madamealexa808 More like his friend was in Alaska while he and his parents live in California (or another U.S. state (including Hawaii))

[2010blackhawkdown]

@madamealexa808 dont say easy and then copy the answer from the site almost exactly the same

[VicTheMouth]

or the antarctic circle if he was really a thrill seeker

[VicTheMouth]

he lived above the acrtic circle, where the sun can stay below the horizon for as much as six months at a time if you are at the poles.

[2312931]

he walked around the world following the night and makeing sure the sun was on the other side of the planet

[momothebear]

i mean wtf, the guy went t a 65 days straight party? He came back with a beard but no liver.

[wyldefan716]

He saw God

[bebgsurg]

he is chuck norris DUH!

[turbo1964]

He was in the artic circle

[domdragon9]

steroids + viagra

[domdragon9]

steroids

[daniel32885]

Not bad.

[505www]

@fanzaz54

I love that show!!! You mean like with Martha he left with her one night, abunch of episodes later, she comes back in the morning!!!!! That was hilarious but it was sad how she loved the doctor but he didnt back... 

[SilverFan0]

what link?

[thehaloring90]

the party went on long enough for him to get a beard he was back before sunrise but not specifficaly the next day or current day :P

[fanzaz54]

its either way in the orth or way in the south, because in both those places, half the year is all night and half the year is all day! or the doctor came . i think its the first one i said. (if u dont know who the doctor is, it's because you've never seen one of the awsomest tv shows britain has to offer. he's a time lord, basically, he's a timetraveler. now you know the reference.)

[RymvTheGod]

It's in Alaska, and the sunrise is on some weird day?

[HeirOfShaun]

He became a MAN

[McAppleWar]

hmmm....some assholes painted it on im while passed out?

[fallen3ple6]

he got a time machine

[sculptorbuddha]

he lived above the arctic circle, where nights last 6 months. so it seems stupid that his parents would use "sunrise" as a measurement of curfew

[vivian19981011]

I read the answer and the boy would have died trying to party for 65 days and nights

[molliemeoh]

1. The top part of his head was clean shaven.

2. His parents were superbeings who had the ability to move at the speed of light. So they went out for a jog at the speed of light, for around a short few seconds. However, what was a few seconds for them was around a year or more for their son, according to the theory of relativity. In that time he could've easily grown a beard.

3. EVIL TWIN

[molliemeoh]

@molliemeoh Probably 2 or 3. Why else would his parents be "amazed?"

[StableCreature]

He cleanshaved his ballsack. (His Mom of course knew this) His parents NEVER looked at his face, but they looked at his man meat. He came home and still had a beard. Logic.

[12Jubilee]

1. he got puberty. 2. he froze his parents in time so he could PARTAY more!!!! :D

[MrGotham1]

beard growth hormone... duh

[DanielTominiko]

sunrise is a person or an animal or something

[left4pivot]

Puberty.