Chris Crocker - I have a problem...

[7terrel]

When i first watched this a was legit scared like if i saw him do that in person my heart would stop but now i realize hes just acting...i like his new look better

[ashleybear3031]

0:44 is awesome.

[JordanASaurisRex]

I guess people don't realize hes doing this for comedy? Lay off the insults. Don't like it? Eat my cornhole.

[goshaface]

er, no I uh, don't think you eh, have a um, problem...

[JuModesto2010]

You have a problem but its not a boyfriend one...sorry but its true.

[thbasketballdudes]

He is so anoying

[xtacee1990]

@thbasketballdudes it's just his show persona. He seems very nice and mellow in person now. watch his recent videos u'll be surprised.

[hellohowrful]

AMAZING



[TheThomasjulia]

yo you need some help go see a doctor

[revision2011]

This guy is an entertainer!!!!! I love him.... He got jokes.... But he aint no joke!!!!

[IncensePeppermints68]

what the fuck is wrong with you?

[kaitlensutherly]

This is my fav video!

[ollierocks100]

Wat the hell was that

[annaikka]

so fucking scary you are

[schwydlen13]

this made me laugh<3

[flipflopr1]

0:44 lolz

[GinaMariePassalacqua]

You're perfectly normal.

[doucheku]

Goddamn I love this video too. I can't find "Defeat the depression". Damn it !

[YvonneE1994]

WTF?!!! lmfao!!!

[yourmom3453451]

Why are the top comments coming from thumbs up whores?

[amberdjowers]

Lmfao! 3

[bodatot]

I JUST SAT THERE LIKE :D THE WHOLE TIME

[DB1296]

LMFAO press 8

[legiitFOEblinkk]

ihad a boyfriend problem but then i broke up with him nd now idont hav any problemss anymoree xD yeaa

[Feliciadawn2110]

yes i do think you have a problem like you r scary.

[ThatsLoveely]

Like if you're still watching in 2012! <3

[XcuteXemoXembraceX]

LIKE IF YOUR WATCHING THIS IN 2012!!!

[ZombieKiller123097]

Usually I like your videos but in this one, I just wanted to punch you in the face really hard for some reason.

[TheNumber5Rules]

Press 8 or 5...

[KandyJonas]

Leviticus 18:22“‘Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable.

[mildew2yahoo]

@KandyJonas wow, a bible verse showing intolerance... that's really thought provoking! Very clever..

[XxLostMeaning13xX]

@KandyJonas Get out of here.

[TheStripedUnicorn]

Press 5

[MegaLucian1990]

your life is a problem, dude...

[cottancandy5324]

hehe the joker

[TheKayteeHutto]

Like if your still watching in 2012 :)

[770010006791]

i absolutely love you , chris <3

[EternalClock]

Yes...you have a problem.

[soyanoli]

classic Chris video... will always be my fav....

[RoseLoveMeOrHateMe]

u is sooo goofty

[JAMESLOCKETT1982]

get a fucking life u sad bastard

[dawkins683]

This heshe has a boyfriend???!!!

[FullOutBS1]

WTF are you smoking and where can I get some?!

[GhostMusicObsession6]

i am too NO JOKE

[killer101cassy]

Cool

[ravendevooght91]

Funny!!

[GUCCI4126]

Thats so scary

[insert1complaint]

im scared

im scared of sleeping knowing this thing lives

[CreatorC1]

OMG NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT YOU PERTHETINC LITTLE STORYS

[xxxchaotixxx]

@CreatorC1 Obviously over 17,000 people do. Learn to spell. If you don't like it, don't watch it. He is being funny. I doubt this is serious.

[boyssuk33]

Yes, yes I do

[DamienDac]

you deserve schizophrenia because of this video!

[ioana1309]

omg laughed so hard

[ronoc0909]

oh yeah, its fucking hilarious how he can just stand there and take the piss out of schizophrenia people.. bitch please

[guitardude14sum]

press 5 repeatably

[avalon1istheword]

Damn i almost peed myself the first time you laughed weirdly that is the second time you got me.

[lsgarcia06]

press 8 repeatably lol

[ConnieSunshine79]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaah her laugh is so classy! 0:42

[zorb2000]

@ConnieSunshine79 his laugh lol

[MissSophieeJayne]

This 'thing' has serious problems..

[SmileyBrownies212]

Kinda reminds me of jim carrey! lol

[Andrewsmanbag]

i agree think you are a bit schizophrenic

[tisbonnieandjessie]

When i clicked on this i thought the title meant he has an actual problem, as in 'issues'

[5373na]

I don't

[mstenorsaxplayer]

lol jim carey much???

[MsHipsterfreak]

@gabrew1128 no shit sherlock hes said tht forever ago

[gabrew1128]

hes fakin it

[markthe9000]

what the fuck is wrong with this gay

[Xxjody123Xx]

@markthe9000 he's not serious come on.

its humor

[sneekyfreak12]

Like! if you're still watching this in 2011!!!!!

[musicluvrchick1234]

hate 2 bring dis up but YES u do have a problem

[bille77]

A boyfriend??? uhm... you ARE a man! What's wrong with the man?

[Xxjody123Xx]

@bille77 there is such thing as gay men.

[ZeannaGoesMeow]

hahahahaha! fuck i love this video!

[laurandlexi]

Bitch you gotta big ass problem

[dinogomez70]

he is stupid

[TheAllTimeLow1998]

press 0 for ghetto girl lip smack .

press 5 for child molester laugh .

press 7 for sex noises .

press 8 for derp face .

press 9 for creepy mumbling .

[janelleswanson1]

omg he is high

[beyblader460]

my bad

[beyblader460]

cris crocker no one likes gays

[Ybss21]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh this iz funny aZz he'll ndd he does have a problem

[ghatoh4]

im pretty sure its called adhd

[sftblgrl4]

hahahahhahahaha this is soo funny

[StreetMarcher728]

I love the captions.

[jlajoy]

love how he hits himself!!!then smiles all creepery

[russfuller0803]

i craped my pants at 0:42

[kurtandblaine4ever]

chris crocker is my favorite troll.

[sonicthechicken]

0:40 I shit my pants

[kiarengyahoo]

@sonicthechicken LOL WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!? u have a good excuse to shit u pants!

[bay19lie98]

click CC-transcribe aduio- and look @ 0:21 bahahah!!!!!!!

[bay19lie98]

@bay19lie98 and 0:55

[RennyTyKnights]

Jim Carey Moment 0:40-0:46  and 0:54-1:04 XDD

[LorenzoLesnar]

EGOMANIAC



[AlysiaMarcyzn265]

mmh i am an uk girly

[tincourt75]

i think you're a skitzo 2!! no offense, i've studied it, i think it's cool, it makes u unique!!

[guitarlover335]

(bites nails) i think that im like smart ( crazy face spasm!)

[fuwahaschi]

yes, I have a problem too- I'm reallly afriad!!! oO

[user22505]

freak show

[epcotworlds]

omg.. made my day.. hahahaha

[1upguy0]

he has a silly switch that flips occasionally

[mareikewarsong]

BOAWHAHAHH <3

[XPandoraX13]

This is comedy. . . .

[theshootingstar153]

you scared the phuck out of me

[simmylikumi]

Rofl

[kikoonthemove]

my friend "There is something wrong with that kid"...

[IrishFriendsFan]

i always try to watch this vid without smiling or laughing but 1:31 gets me everytime

[keyfloater96]

hahahahahah wtf

[morelshroomgirl]

This guy kinda reminds me of myself, booowaahahahhahahahahhaaha. WE are out there among you!

[mrquizzler]

LMFAOOOOO

[wowzagalexy2]

I dunno maybe im worbg....maybe im wrong....MAYBE IM WRONG! YOUR FACE IS WRONG!

[wowzagalexy2]

I have a boyfriend problem.because i have a boyfriend............NAH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theGoldenMaskedGirl]

No Chris I love you!!! :D

[YoMommaBiiish]

Holy Shit ;o

[STARSORIGINXX]

Your face is Problematic

[LisaSpringfield]

This is under comedy, just like Shane Dawson. But Chris Crocker has the balls to not say "hey, enjoy this skit". He pretty much acts from beginning to end and plays himself. But he is sure is funny, someone in the likes of Shanaynay (he came before her). Those who take this seriously are simpletons, really.

[Nancy99999]

He is so friggin' funny. He reminds me of Jim Carrey and Shane Dawson. I love his humour so much. LOL!

[moneyxl00]

@Nancy99999 No, I think he's just retarded. LOL!

[Slazors]

@Nancy99999

FUCK SHANE DAWSON

[VeritasG3SG1]

his parents were hooked up in Drugs for sure.

[santacruiiz]

his parents must be proud

[trafford2k9]

I was not expecting that. Made me jump out of my skin..

[HottieTottiez101]

YES! u is crazzaaay! But LMFAO!

[MrDamnSHt]

Lmao this is fucking hilarious these two minutes is your whole life! (not) u idiots need to look at the dates of videos u watch on YouTube

[crazinerdforever]

CRAZI>



[MrPinkrockerz]

duhh, you just found out u got a problem u is a man dressed like a women living your life as a women and making crazy stupid videos to people that dont care! you is crazy!

[fredloverr1]

WHOS YOUR BOY FRIEND?

[catman1234ish]

he has a boyfriend?

[emmacow82]

@catman1234ish UMMM this video is 4 years old lol

[Ross24194]

Your problem isnt your boyfriend thinking your schitz .... your problem is the fact that you have multiple personality disorder and schittzophrenia mixed up :)

[mikkileecarter]

lmfao! :D

[TheMetallicaAcdcfan]

you have more then one problem

[AdamPinnapplechunk]

Pres 0 then 5.

Shorter version.

[MrEstuse]

Wowwww!!! I just learned that I am smart. No you dont have a problem!!!

[cookiemonster123465]

idk if im gona sleep tonight

[M2Shab]

Ohww Ohww I bite my nails - do i have a problem :o..??

[J4ckmaestro]

"i have a problem"...yup.

[TheRawmenBby]

You aren't schizophrenic, you're just gonna become a murderer who has like a fetish for human intestines or something gross like that..

[angelica100rios]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[winniepig461]

Are you trying to be offensive?

[montagnecolline2]

I feel sad for him...

[mockingbird341]

you do have a problem your a dude and you changed yourself into a girl you could have stayed a boy Bitch BTW your not The bitch your a bitch k

[LameLlama0]

Haha

[SuperNewSocks]

im crying hahahahhaaaa so fucking funny!!

[kikoonthemove]

say no 2 drugs

[696shaina]

it sounds like the grinch

[TheDannyWelch]

Sir/Madam, I strongly advise you see a psychiatrist because of your frequent spazing and having a boyfriend when you'r a psychopath.

[Wowicecreamcake]

is he acting cause if he is acting he is good at acting AND WTF WITH THE SPAZZ

[DaOlLuLe]

We knew you had a problem before you made this video dumb ass. And get off YouTube! You make it a horrible place to go and watch videos!

[campylog1]

couple of questions...what the hell is a "hater" and since when did they stop teaching grammar in school? some idiot had commented to "quit hating and lean how to read" (wow); if crocker labelled this crap as "comedy", perhaps he should look "comedy" up in the dictionary. i mistakenly clicked to this link while researching sociopaths for history. lol

[AngelikKurayami]

just to let all you hater's know, he labeled the video under comedy. so quit hating and lean how to read.

[AngelikKurayami]

lol!

[supersize97]

yup, you defenatly have a problem!...with your self.

[luckyfather1]

5.77 million people found the easiest way to induce vomiting. ya know, for wanting to be treated seriously and not as a joke, i think you need to try harder.

[diviz0r]

someone shoot this uhmm... what ever it is....

waste of air. wow

[1jenmc]

how can people like this? it seriously seemed like he was going to manifest into some demonic something. He needs professional help.

[Maxxis751]

WTF

[HaterCop]

0:41 I fart how funny it was Didnt espec that but its funny ROFLMAO

[froo13]

is this about her boyfriend? Aww i thought she was mental or or i mean he

[Xxjody123Xx]

@froo13 lol no this is a he.

he is gay. he is joking at making the noises lol

[cooldude1234500]

- Kill it before it lays an egg!

[Xxjody123Xx]

all you haters you know you laughed at some point of this video..

[Xxjody123Xx]

lmfao wtfh

[littlewhiiterabbit]

i got really fucking scared when he snapped at 0:41

he obviously has a mental problem, did then, does now.. you guys can't deny it....

[Xxjody123Xx]

@littlewhiiterabbit lmfao omg 0:41 is the best part!

[CookieCrumble411]

Gawd you guys are fucking haters! This is hilarious!! Lmao the haters can suck it!! xD

[jackboy141]

fuck its like the exorcist 2

[woahwoah000]

7, 7,7 and 8,8,8 LMFAO

[Slyracoon666]

Stop put fucking video abaout you and your life we dont fucking care!