mst3 lyrics : He jock it made of steel eats sushi from a pail jet jaguar? jet jaguar!he mother never really love him he crimefighting covers up a basic insecurity he covers up an adams apple the size of a toyota he basicly good hearted but hed like to that kid against a rock KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!whos there?his head lookslike jack nickolson dont smile like that it will stay that way YAHHMMMAAHOAHHAAAUGH!dont touch my bags if you please,mr. costums man
English translation: HE JOCK IT MADE OF STEEL EATS SUSHI FROM A PAIL... See More JET JAGUAR ? JET JAGUAR ! HE MOTHER NEVER REALLY LOVE HIM HE CRIMEFIGHTING COVERS UP A BASIC INSECURITY HE DICKEY COVERS UP AN ADDAMS APPLE THE SIZE OF A TOYOTA HE BASICLY GOOD-HEARTED BUT HE'D LIKE TO SMASH THAT KID AGAINST A ROCK KNOCK ! KNOCK ! KNOCK ! WHO'S THERE ? HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE JACK NICHOLSON DON'T SMILE LIKE THAT, IT WILL STAY THAT WAY YAHMMMAAHOAAHOAAAUGH !
HE JOCK IT MADE OF STEEL EATS SUSHI FROM A PAIL JET JAGUAR? JET JAGUAR! HE MOTHER NEVER REALLY LOVE HIM HE CRIMEFIGHTING COVERS UP A BASIC INSECURITY HE DICKEY COVERS UP AN ADDAMS APPLE THE SIZE OF A TOYOTA HE BASICALLY GOOD-HEARTED BUT HE'D LIKE TO SMASH THAT KID AGAINST A ROCK KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! WHO'S THERE? HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE JACK NICHOLSON DON'T SMILE LIKE THAT IT WILL STAY THAT WAY YAHMMMAAHOAAHOAAAUGH! DON'T TOUCH MY BAGS IF YOU PLEASE, MR. CUSTOMS MAN.
And yes, Godzilla vs Megalon was... not the best of Godzilla, to say the least. But it could have had alot of potential if they went to hell with that contest, cut the bull shit and scrapped Jet Jaguar.
Godzilla is epic. By far the awsomest creature/monster of every existing Sci-fi movie of the past, present, and future. But Jet Jaguar, he's one of the things I can do without. Sure, the Showa era had gone on long, Toho was running out of good ideas. BUT REALLY?!?!?! HOLDING A CONTEST TO LET SOME 5 YEAR OLD DESIGN A RETARDED ROBOT SUPERHERO TO FIGHT ALONGSIDE GODZILLA?!?!?! Jet Jaguar, Gabara, and Jar Jar Binks are the 3 all time worst cases of one stupid character turning a good movie bad.
For some reason this song makes me think of Lupin the 3rd
mitchel14971 3 weeks ago
Godzilla and jagga go patch patch PAAAATCH!
DeathMetalHead1989 1 month ago
According to the german godzilla universe, Jet Jaguar is king kong in a robot suit. Also, King Kong is Chuck Norris in a gorilla suit.
McHaleMega 2 months ago
Jet Jaguar is the Chuck Norris of the Godzilla Universe
FireBoshy 3 months ago
imagine if zone fighter,jet jaguar, and ultraman teamed up they will be unstoppable
fastold 3 months ago
4 people are from Seatopia!
AMOVIEGUY14 4 months ago
thats the meaning of life
halodystroyer44 4 months ago
Best theme song evar!
camarah38 4 months ago
Jet Jaguar is good for your kidneys.
OldBuzzard2 5 months ago
@LegendCorridor hes more like ultraman, but better
duskman0091 5 months ago
Four people got punch, punch, punched by Jet Jaguar.
tdcrane101 5 months ago
I actually like this more than the Mothra song
Tareltonlives 6 months ago
his symbol looks like the yatterman's one!
blitzkingful 6 months ago
shit, at the beginning of this song i just had a cup a tea and sat down in the sunlight
SlapskeZilla 7 months ago
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ROOKI3LINKX 7 months ago
mst3 lyrics : He jock it made of steel eats sushi from a pail jet jaguar? jet jaguar!he mother never really love him he crimefighting covers up a basic insecurity he covers up an adams apple the size of a toyota he basicly good hearted but hed like to that kid against a rock KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!whos there?his head lookslike jack nickolson dont smile like that it will stay that way YAHHMMMAAHOAHHAAAUGH!dont touch my bags if you please,mr. costums man
stinkblue12345 8 months ago
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English translation: HE JOCK IT MADE OF STEEL EATS SUSHI FROM A PAIL... See More JET JAGUAR ? JET JAGUAR ! HE MOTHER NEVER REALLY LOVE HIM HE CRIMEFIGHTING COVERS UP A BASIC INSECURITY HE DICKEY COVERS UP AN ADDAMS APPLE THE SIZE OF A TOYOTA HE BASICLY GOOD-HEARTED BUT HE'D LIKE TO SMASH THAT KID AGAINST A ROCK KNOCK ! KNOCK ! KNOCK ! WHO'S THERE ? HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE JACK NICHOLSON DON'T SMILE LIKE THAT, IT WILL STAY THAT WAY YAHMMMAAHOAAHOAAAUGH !
elmofan3003 8 months ago
this song is crap
zacharytheman1 9 months ago
Here is the actual translation of the song .
You’re a robot made by humans, but
Jet Jaguar, Jet Jaguar,
You did it, Jet Jaguar
Go, go to protect peace
We are all surprised at the courage you show
Godzilla and Jaguar punch, punch, punch
Don’t cry, let’s do our best
TtotheB123 10 months ago 2
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That's the meaning of life
JayDee284 10 months ago
Lyrics:
He go ga tuhu ha
No more Kentucky, no!
Jet Shagger, JET SHAGGER!
Yaha Shagga!
TheCGIMaster 10 months ago
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!!
Who''s There?!?!
God Bless you MST3K
NYG4LIFE123 11 months ago
1:09-1:15 means "Godzilla and Jet Jaguar are friends forever!" or something like that.
ROOKI3LINKX 1 year ago
indianabrick 1 year ago 5
Am I the only one who thinks that Jet Jaguar looks like the Green Goblin? O.o
bessiexj9 1 year ago 4
And yes, Godzilla vs Megalon was... not the best of Godzilla, to say the least. But it could have had alot of potential if they went to hell with that contest, cut the bull shit and scrapped Jet Jaguar.
KyleAndDougsRandomTV 1 year ago
Godzilla is epic. By far the awsomest creature/monster of every existing Sci-fi movie of the past, present, and future. But Jet Jaguar, he's one of the things I can do without. Sure, the Showa era had gone on long, Toho was running out of good ideas. BUT REALLY?!?!?! HOLDING A CONTEST TO LET SOME 5 YEAR OLD DESIGN A RETARDED ROBOT SUPERHERO TO FIGHT ALONGSIDE GODZILLA?!?!?! Jet Jaguar, Gabara, and Jar Jar Binks are the 3 all time worst cases of one stupid character turning a good movie bad.
KyleAndDougsRandomTV 1 year ago
@KyleAndDougsRandomTV I like Gabara though... O_o
syluxsamus 1 year ago
Masato Shimon sings this.
kaijusaurusrex 1 year ago
LOL! MST3K version!!!
kaijusaurusrex 1 year ago
1:22 YAMAOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAGGGGHH
SteveElOtaku 1 year ago
JET JAGA
otakusoul22 1 year ago
Who sings this?
eaglesfan226 1 year ago
POJ POJ POJ!
dimbobscout 1 year ago
Um.......LOL?
Metaknight4569 1 year ago
i luv jet jaguar
THEMEATBALLER1 1 year ago
This movie had the best attack from Godzilla ever. The tail slide!
Godzilla1282 1 year ago 20
Greatest Theme song Ever. And no, He is NOT King Kong!
DreuxGhoul 1 year ago
@DreuxGhoul thats what the germans think
kevindiesal 1 year ago
@kevindiesal no its not what the germans think i live in germany :D
areskratos 1 year ago
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GReatest Theme song Ever. And no, He is NOT King Kong!
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DreuxGhoul 1 year ago
Where did you get this mp3?
mmichaelson 2 years ago
I love JJ ^_^
5/5
Riotz96 2 years ago
this is fuckib funny jack jaga
mufftemaster49 2 years ago
i must admit this is the best song ever.
nero2kewl 2 years ago 28
Maybe I am the only one in the world who likes Jet jaguar. Alias King Kong.
Evilvillager1989 2 years ago