Cafferty File: Would you rather listen to Palin or Gingrich make a speech?

[mstrhck]

Geez, it's no wonder why Fox News is on top when its competition is these kings of entertainment.

[daggakid90]

trim my nose hair with carrot scraper

lmaooo

[masticina]

Oooh this one is good!

[KayD1010]

I'd rather drink hemlock than listen to either.

[UltimoLatino]

Carrot Scraper? O.O

[verstwo2]

I'd go for the needles in my eyes, if given the choice.

[WashingMachine0]

I would rather listen to my own mother have multiple screaming orgasms than listen to one sentence from either of those two flesh wastes.

[blazette]

I'd rather stick Nine Inch Nails on each one of my eyelids (like Eminem mentioned in "My Name Is") LOL!

[bkvs]

Her resignation speech should be used as an example of a classic manic cycle speech of a bipolar patient in all psychology schools around the world. She SUFFERS FROM BIPOLAR MANIA, an inherited mental disorder.

It is actually sad for me as a Geneticist to see a patient on lose and ridiculed to such an extent, someone MUST diagnose her ASAP if not already. She must not be having serious political roles and roam around like this any longer.

[Officechick1991]

they both make my ears bleed

[Navywxman]

I say neither, there is enough stupid crap and stupid people that imposes on our lives. It makes no sense to purposely listen to either of those frauds, liars, and idiots.

Those are two walking, talking jokes that have no business talking about politics let alone be involved in it.

[Anag2080]

I choose Palin.

Shes such a backward airhead it's entertaining almost like a clown.

[ho2cultcha]

i'll take the needles.

[joespeed87]

I would rather listen to the toilet flush than listen to the assclowns(Palin and Gingrich) talk about being clueless and stupid.

[dimmutaker]

LMAO!!! Love Cafferty :). He should get his own show

[raiders747]

I also pick the needles.

[imaginepeace63]

Newt is a perfect name for a republican. I always think of a witch's brew when I think of the name "Newt." Pain-lin is a bitch. I hate her too.

[squonk61]

bitch.... hate.... wonderful thought provoking comments. please tell us you are childless.

[imaginepeace63]

What is that suppose to mean? Yes I have no children. I don't like Pain lin because she is bought and paid for.

[eshfemme]

LOL! I love the third options that people submitted!

[squonk61]

Good to know CNN is doing so well it can afford to offend 40% of the population. Everyone I know holds themselves from vomiting everytime Obama spews his anti-American garbage. What a class act CNN is... I see Olberman in their future... marriage made in Socialist heaven.

[raiders747]

Your arguments make you seem stupider and stupider. That's why you righty are in decline. Only stupid follow the stupid and you guys are stupid.

[classicallady]

raiders, don't you know stupidity generates stupids, and ignorance follows imbecility...GOP - ghosts of the past!

[baronmorris]

Cafferty = the most lovable and lucid grump on television. :-D

good stuff

[dralavant]

HAHAHAHA!!! Jack Cafferty does it again!!! I loved those comments! Honestly, I'd rather stick a needle in my eye rather than listen to either of those crazy losers.

[jeffbatt2000]

Wow, anyone who is STILL trying to live in the Fantasy World where the vast majority of the MainStreamMedia DOESN'T have a liberal bias, needs to watch shit like this. This guy, who claims he's not a commentator (like Hannity or Beck), but claims to be a reporter, would rather stick needles in his eyes than listen to anything a Republican has to say. What a jackass.

[raiders747]

Or white people. Wait a minute he's white. uh durrrr.

[classicallady]

Va faire un cule!

[classicallady]

jeffbait!That's all you are: a bait to the GOP - or as maccainis through says: GREATLY OFFENSIVE PEOPLE!

[PeterOrszagCallMe]

Needles here.

[Conurock]

Jack is one of my favorites. Thankfully there is still some honest political commentary out there.

[OhioDemocrat]

Would you rather listen to Palin or Gingrich make a speech?

Id rather listen to fingernails on a blackboard.

[esauofrensfal]

I like Gingrich, though I don't agree with him a lot of the time.

Frankly, Palin is a twit. I'd rather listen to Gingrich, a strong intellectual, despite being wrong (again, in my opinion) on many issues.

I'd be happy if Newt ran. Hell, if he's persuasive and swings towards the middle on some issues, I might vote for him. It's impossible, at this point, for me to vote for Sarah Palin.

[Roonskii]

Largest electorate margin in the history of the country. R/R 2012

[brabon1]

PALIN/GINGRICH 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ah, the repukes are sooo fucked

[dawgnpony]

Bravo Heathr456... bravo!

[classicallady]

You DO know had Macsame won , this country would have gone back to Dark Ages...Her stupidity, myopic rhetoric is outstanding. Her ability to misconstrue, to twist info rivals bill O'bozo, sShun Honesty Shun Sanity and the other retards at False News.Tks for sharing dawgnpony.

[jeffbatt2000]

What are you talking about? Try using English next time...

[maizeysugah]

It was nice hearing Wolf cackle in the background! I don't think I've ever heard him let go like that before. Cafferty File makes me belly laugh, too!

[doug47130]

I wasn't aware republicans let Palin speak without an official chaperone.

[bbbbmer]

now THAT was funny!!!

[o8QWERTYo8]

I wish we here in ENGLAND had comedy like this.

Then again, WE DO..

..it's called The Great Expenses Theft.

[zndprophet]

also, Deborah has a point-Palin's fuck ups are also very entertaining.

"We need to shore up our economy....and....it's all about shoring up the economy"

[zndprophet]

But with all that said, I wouldn't listen to a speech from either Palin or Gingrich because they are both completely full of shit.

if I HAD to, I would listen to Palin cuz she's easier on the eyes.

[zndprophet]

I'll just have a moment of intellectual honesty here and say that Gingrich is definitely smarter than Palin.

There are people who are born idiots, and people who choose to be idiots. Palin, and most of the current GOP were born idiots, people like Gingrich & Joe Scarborough choose to be idiots. Their loyalty to an ideology they were raised with overrides their logic.

Then you have the repubs who are just robots, like Mitt Romney & Bobby Jindal.

[dawgnpony]

zndprophet, thanks for the sound reasoning in your analysis and the concise delivery. Kudos.

[jeffbatt2000]

Way to sum up people based totally on nothing. so, according to you, anyone who believes anything differently than you has something wrong with them. There's no chance that you could be wrong? There has to be something wrong with their brains?

Stay classy!!!

[zndprophet]

Look, I can imagine a world where the right wing has its views, and the left wing has its views, and we both have disagreements.

But in today's world, it's more like the right wing wants to tell us that 2+2=5, and if we say no, it equals 4, they say "Well, we'll agree to disagree."

And then we say "No, here's 2 apples, now if I give you 2 more, how much is that?"

And then they say "Well those aren't apples, they are oranges."

OKAY BUT THERE ARE STILL 4 PIECES OF FRUIT!!!!!!!! NOT 5! LOL.

[squonk61]

If that wasn't the most asinine arguement I've ever read. In addition, your example is exactly what the left wing is doing to children in the public schools.... 2+2=5 is ok Billy, if that makes you feel good about yourself...... wouldn't want to hurt your feelings and tell you it's incorrect.

[zndprophet]

I know you guys all want to think liberals are all emotional pussies, but we're not, and if you were as smart as us, you wouldn't have to resort to false shit like that.

If liberal teachers are so kind and forgiving, how come so many right wing people can never finish college and call it "liberal brainwashing"?

If liberals give A's for no reason, get a fucking college degree and stop bitching about Mexicans taking all the good landscaping jobs.

[HSOUIXZ]

Very eloquent metaphor. Exactly on target. Thank you for sharing that.

[zndprophet]

Jack Cafferty's a cool guy. i kind of feel sorry for him though, because for some reason, I get the impression that he has a serious medical condition, and that he's in a lot of pain.

I think he has a terminal illness, it seems like he's in so much pain all the time, but he still does the show because he doesnt want to think about it.

Much respect to you Jack.

[heathr456]

Jack's wife died not too long ago. That sadness might be what you're noticing.

[o8QWERTYo8]

He's ok. Check out his clip on the Young Turks.

Brilliant man.

[zndprophet]

Oh yeah, that's probably what it is.

That's too bad. That would hurt even more than a terminal illness.

[brabon1]

he lost his wife a short time ago

[xhagast]

I am not a radical but I fear that given the option between Palin and Newt I would go with the needles.

GOD, they are DREADFUL!!!

[DarthBombshell]

I'd rather have my skull crushed in rather than either Toolin or Gringrinch.

[darktoadthesticky]

Needles wins every day.