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  • biggest load of shite ever, and i didnt no sum1 cud be that gay.. how the fuk did i get here

  • OMG GET THAT POOR GUITAR OUT OF THERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

  • How do you plan your videos? You always have the perfect video idea...Luvs You SIMLETONE!!!

  • when are you going to do another video?

  • just fyi that wasnt an insult it was a under handed compliment! oh and also about the envious ones could just be that persons shy?

  • wah... what are you...? and why... for the love of god WHY CANT I STOP WATCHING! *smashes head against wall repeatedly*

  • 1. They're paedophiles.

  • @wadehjb You spelled pedophile wrong

  • sorry but i think @smiletone is scary

  • Okay, whoa, I actually watched this, and there are multiple reasons to pass off his points. Firstly, a 'friend' on a social network is simply someone added to your social network. They're not jealous of you (well, maybe), and to be frank, why would they. 'Liking' your status and nothing else is normally pretty acceptable; nobody wants to waste time on your useless drivel. Another thing, when people go to 'single' as a relationship status, usually, they HAVE split up with them face-to-face.

  • That's no fun, just piss them off until they remove you :D

  • 1. people who chane their names 50 times a week

    2 people who repeatedly post for apps i never play

    3 drama lamas

    4 people who post rants about obama,borderline racist status or "like my status" bs

    5. family! I tell no one I have a fb and I make sure not to use my real name

  • is this for real? LOL! this is awesome!

  • AMMMEEENN to reasons #2 & 3!

  • one question about gender... Dude or girl...

  • i have a question..do you like Anime?

  • @RangerSparky73 YEEEESSSSSSS

  • @smiletone hahaha love your videos and an anime fan? great! hehe this vid really made me laugh btw hahaha :)

  • 5:31. Just... 5:31

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  • follow me on tumblr :) pers0nality.tumblr.com/

  • you're one funny son of a bitch, I love you!!! D

  • just what we need magazines telling us what to think. and people pushing it.... self-appointed guardians of the status quo.

  • SUBSCRIBED YOU ARE AWESOME

  • I'm giving my daughter your link as a gift lol Mom's a bit outdated, she can use someone like you to lift her up and show her the light of facebook, being hip, frenememies, and so forth. Keep making the videos sweety, you're awesome.

  • Dude, you're really funny! :)

    And how the hell did you know about "the envious ones"? You must be some kind of genius to have figured that one out...heheheh, cause that's really the only reason I add people on FB...to hate on them for having better lives than myself...lol. Hey, at least I confessed! hahaha

    Great vid, dude!

  • wow the second one happened to me wow

  • You are hilarious!!! I love your videos :)

  • I dunno if is it a good idea to improve my english suscribing to this channel

  • this video makes no sense and i dont agree with anything you just said

  • you are funny :D

  • I definitely agree with reason two! Who does that?

  • The best thing to do to you facebook is to deactivate,, try it for a week or so u will see life is much better without it.

  • Love this video:) love you smiletone!!

  • chris tucker

  • Smiletone you look so nice and you are awsome!!!!

  • FUCK FARMVILLE.

  • "I'm blocking you, that's what I'm doing" :DD

  • What is the Pack of Wolves thing mean? Wolves are family oriented and live as a pack....don't refer to wolves as bad, not right. I volunteer at a wolf sanctuary they are wonderful canines!

  • He's repetitive

    and redundant

    and repetitive

    and redundant

  • A gay black guy? Hmm. Move to the south. This should be interesting.

  • 1: multiple game requests

    2:they update their status every minute.

    3:They are just on facebook to see what you post to start drama

    3:annoying little cousins

    4:Ex's (ex-bf/gf)

    5:If they are stalkers, and like EVERY status post of yours.

  • I just unfriended half of my friends list, because of farmville :D

  • you are so funny!(:

  • If you add me and never interact save for commenting on comments I made on YOUR page (and some of you don't even do that aka JEALOUS according to Smiletone), you're gone. Pretty simple and it works!

  • My reason's to delete people off of Facebook

    1. When people just post status' about how they are miserable or lonely

    2. People who type in all caps or lYkE diS. I don't want to feel like you are yelling at me inless you are and the other way is just to hard for me to read.

    3. Farmville and Mafia Wars

    4. "Lost phone my phone need numbers" groups. Yeah because I am going to be dumb and post my number so that people in your group can see it

    5. Family who stalk you on Facebook.

  • i will say you made a mistake in this video as sometimes people who you havent talked 2 in years feel like i have no right to like his status or whatever :P

  • I practically fell on the floor laughing at 2:22. I totally agree my brother plays farmville all the time. I tried it it once and went to sleep 10 mins later. XD

  • haha that facebook stuff will get you cut!

  • ok quick question is this guy gay or does he just like hand movements and headbobbing?

  • @devilangelchild Nope, he has a boyfriend. He is the coolest gay guy eva!

  • Dude you are too funny!! Love ya!!!

  • Smiletone xoxoxo to you, the one thing that makes you original and unique is that you actually want to COMMUNICATE with us unlike many guru's that usually never respond to our comments and or post therefore leading many to just like a video and or post, since you are the exception, i didnt only LIKE this video of yours but i push the FAVORITE button also, thanks for sharing :o)

  • god i love him ;L haha :-)

  • Im antisocial so im an acception to this

  • lol this vid rox!

  • I support poop, elect me as president.

  • This cracked me up! Nice job. Quiet stalkers are the WORST. De-friended one who never updated a status, never commented on anything... 2 days later, had another friend request... I'm like, what the hell? You're just watching everything I post but not interacting. Bite me.

  • @glamcouture99 STFU BITCH MOTHERFUVKER FUCK FACE I DO WUT I WANT AND 20 OF THOSE FUCKING GIRLS WAS THE CAUSE OF THE BREAK UP AND U CANT JUDGE IF U DNT KNOW THE STORY SO U GET A LIFE U MOTHERFUCKER DNT MESS WITH ME BITCH I WILL FUCKIN MAK U CRAWL BACK INTO UR MOMS VAGINA

  • this video made me lmfao!! so true

  • damn no2

  • i had like 50 girlfriends and i did that to 2 girls

  • I totally Agree with you! I feel you on the last point.. I need to start deleting ppl that are so Envious immidiately!

  • people that update statuses every five seconds

    people that changed their profile picture three times a day

    people who IM you over and over again when clearly you arent answering and dont wanna talk to them

    thats all(:

  • vaguebooking...when ppl post "i can't take this anymore!" or "when will this end?" these are not ppl that need help...they seem to need attention, and just fishing for ppl that will take the bait. its kind of annoying.

  • some ppl apparently think that gay people don't love god or that god doesn't love gay people. not true!

    smiletone, you are hilarious!

  • Thumbs up cause i'm awesome

  • You need to be picked up to have your own show! lol....

  • omfg i HATE farmville!!!! i keep getting these stupid requests!! what is farmville anyways? ive never played it

  • haha you are amazing! :D and who cares if he is gay? wow

  • 1)no exes 2)hs classmates that don't talk to me 3)frenemies 4)friends of friends 5)political posts

  • Social networking is for communicating. People who aren't there to do that with me are deleted after a few months of zero communication. Love the vid! And I love fb now that I'm using it the right way for me.

  • i like to delete people who are facebook friends with people i don`t like. need i say more?

  • I had a guy that I rejected because I was seeing someone else at the time, ask my friends out (they rejected him because they hadn't ever met the guy) and comment rudely on my statuses and remove them so I wouldn't see, eventually I set up email notifications and I saw some of the things this guy said, I blocked his sorry ass.

  • omg ur so funny!!! HATERS SHOULD BACK OFF!!!!!!! i subbed!!!

  • oh lord!!! omg i love you!!! ur so funny!

  • wow ur gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i love you <3

    

  • omg u r amazinggggg !! love u

  • HAHA im blocking u thats wat im doing! LOL!!!!!

  • wTF MAN 

  • gay but funny

  • Obsessive

    The continuous life hater

    The hopeless romantic

    The lots-of-posts person

    The offensive

  • SMILETONE YOU CRACK MY SHIT UP! YOU ARE AMAZING!!!! (:

  • I personally block over obsessive people, like theres this one guy that I met at camp he and I talked for a bit then he went and started sending me nude pics lets just say I don't talk to him anymore, and I also don't like racist people or people who say rude things to my friends

  • OMG, I am so glad I found you !!!!! (= SUper duper excited to see videos from you in my subscription box<33 You're sooo cute and your personality is BOMMMB!

  • Farmville LMAOOOO U so right !!!!!

  • I love this it makes me laugh every single time love u smiletone marry me

  • I LOVE this video. I wish i could bottle you, you are hillarious and your energy is good

  • FARMVILLE!!!! lol!!!

  • if they are stalkerish :D

  • the envious one hahaha, love it awesome vid

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  • lol brilliant, love "the envious one" point so dang tru :D

  • To rule number 4, thankfully my folks wouldn't know a facebook if it came and hit them in the face...but one of my dad's friends who is like 50yrs old that I've known ever since I was born, wanted to befriend me on facebook and start sending me messages. Awkward!!

  • Hilarious!!

  • i didnt pay attention to the vid because i didnt care i jst watched it because ur hilarious

  • i didnt pay attention to the vid because i didnt care i jst watched it because its hilarious

  • What happens when an envious one is my cousin.

    ahaha(:

    I love you Smiletone!

  • @vEsain Lmao

  • tht facebook will get sugar in yo tank!!!! omg! facebook will get someone fucked up!

  • lmao @ farmville....2 funny!!!

  • My number one reason is this: Freak who can't take a hint!!

    If the person is always bothering you for the weirdest reason, something that doesn't matter. I don't mean like drama with their bf/gf I mean like they want to start a fight and want you to do all their work! Hello, you are the one who wants this so do it yourself and leave others out of it!!

    You are awesome dude ^_^ I love your video!!

  • Just deleted 230 friends down to 80 friends

  • nigga you gay !!

  • Hahaha awesome video.. So awesome i just subscribed :) yay

  • 0:47 a gay man talking about god, hilarious XD

  • hahaha you're kind of freaking awesome :D

  • I've banned all blood relatives from my facebook page. They don't know how to act! Keep your private life private, people! Ditch "ghost" friends too. They won't even notice that you've unfriended them. Trust me.

  • I Love this, hilarious:) Too funny!

  • STANDING UP AND FUCKING CLAPPING THANK U THANK U COMMENT BITCHES NOT LIKE I HATE THE LIKE BUTTON!!!! IM SO ADDICTED TO UR VIDEOS NOW!!! LOL

  • im only going to comment and like this because you make me laugh

  • My god stop sounding like a homo PLEASE!

  • Its funny a gay person should talk about what "God gave you"

    Sad ass person.....

  • you are so epic person you freakin legit!!

  • Farmville! hilarious!

  • on reason 5 i have two girls that are just like that. i talk to them a little during the day but they never talk comment or like anything i do.

  • I soooooo hate farmville!!!! & my mother got a facebook & she is driving me BANANAS....... Love ur videos :) Have an awesome 2011. ( Just found you )

  • LMFAO .......you r Fricken hilarious

  • YESS FARMVILLE !!!!!!

  • I needed to see this video..

    It was too funny but very informative

  • Omg first time watching your video and I'm already in love with you humor,you just made my day xoxox

  • Found out the guy I was fucking was married......

  • hahahahaaa!!!!!!! ur soooo funny!! lov it!! and encourage me to write... cuz it's true i "like" but don't comment cuz i'm shy... lol , and i'm not sure of every word i use ( i'm french....) but i reallly reallly like ur videos!! so funny end in the same time so true!! u forgot to unfriend somebody else: the ex boyfriend!!! ;)

  • hahahahaaa!!!!!!! ur soooo funny!! lov it!! and encourage me to write... cuz it's true i "like" but don't comment cuz i'm shy... lol , and i'm not sure of every word i use ( i'm french....) but i reallly reallly like ur videos!! so funny end in the same time so true!! u forgot to unfriend somebody else: the ex boyfriend!!! ;)

  • Shit, my ex changed her status from married to single while I was on a flight going overseas! Now THAT is evil! lol

  • I love the face at 0:47

  • Love this video! you have a real knack for speaking and being graceful! love it, just subscribed ms.girl!

  • lol all of my exes re-added me and i feel bad unadding them...

  • Ha! You are the best! Love this video. It's at the top of my list!

  • hes so gay i love him !!

  • gay faggotttttttttt

  • I love youuuuuu! i only saw one video clicked space and subscribed! i look forward to your videos :) kiss kiss

  • I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS! Hilarious!

  • Yeah, well, in the case of this girl who dropped me today, I think it's the opposite of your 5th sign: She added me, but instead of being envious, wasn't impressed, and dumped me.

    Man, WHY are girls so cold?? :[

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    ......what? i'm just doing what he said.....

  • .....uh-oh, sweet smiletone... people can be arrested for putting sugar in someone's gas tank... maybe not such a good suggestion? but, anyway, luv luv luv u so var var mucho!!!!!

  • Gay FAG LOL the the reson to block some one

  • do people really do number 2? (break up with someone by changing their relationship status on fb)

  • @ani451 yes. yes they do. not that its happened to me personally. but it's happened.

  • @ani451 yes they do! it happend to me two weeks ago :'(

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah farmville

  • Buaahahaa....clothes dipped in bleach. I love that my daddy is on facebook, I'm trying to get my mommy hip to the game. But I feel that way about my boss tryna friend me...ick.. How can I ever rant and complain about work if my boss is on my friend's list?

  • Haha! You are too cute! <3

  • is this gay

  • ha hah hah love this!!

  • i used to comment on everyone, but i stopped that. Now i only comment if you comment on mine. Probably i should just delete those people, but i dont want them to think its that serious lol

  • @DolceVita very good points!!

  • 5. Something's Fishy! They friended you via some network like your college, but you've read the yearbooks--there's no mention of them, and no mutual friends either.

    4. Frenemies. They're nice in person, but on FB they "joke" around with comments that are more embarrassing & mean than funny.

    3. Dead Weight. Haven't even bothered to post a profile pic yet. Lazy!

    2. Too distantly related. Your cousin's husband? No, M'am.

    1. Overzealous posters. It's like they have diarrhea of the keyboard.

  • Me 2

  • I agree about "Like" function, but to be honest, I find it hard to comment someone I only know via facebook and most them are. I know I am weird, because I never even use "what's on your mind" option, as I find it hard to share that lol. Thanks for the video it was great and totally made my day! Hilarious!B)

  • For the most part I agree with your reasons, but the MAIN reason why I don't accept people's requests are because I outgrown them (them are old high school associates). It doesn't make any sense to me that you have a kid or two...or three and your status is saying how you're a bad bitch or how you love your haters and other foolishness :-| GROW THE FUCK UP!

  • you were so funny in this video :D It was great....In the part were u were talking about ur dad I was really laughing a lot...I had a similar thing too :D

  • I recently saw a former coworker--we are 'friends' on Facebook. (Weren't really friends in RL.) To my face she said: "You are a terrible Facebooker." Why? "You never comment on any of my pictures or posts." Oh no she didn't! Pictures are generic shots of her dog from 50 feet away, no captions; posts are usually quotes or memes. AND does she ever comment on MY posts (actual things happening in my life) or MY pictures (pics of me/friends/travel locations with captions)? N.O. Pfft whatever.

  • @floordior33 omg this heffa sounds crazy! UNFRIEND HER!!

  • My five

    1)You two have hated each other before and you have not seen them in years then they friend you.lovely..

    2)Aunts.Uncles..Basically old relatives that you dont want to know your buisness..Thanks but no thanks aunty haha

    3) You have never met these people but know each other through "mutual friends" HELLO?!I still don't know YOU!

    4) People who are petty enough to fight on fb..Really now?

    5)Your boss or co-workers..You dont need them to know your personal life.

  • The only reason I can think of to block or delet someone from your facebook is if they are your ex. There is no need for that. Second thing I can think of is people whom you don't know adding you because you are in a relationship with their friend. Third is creepers, you know that guy or girl who has no mutual friends with you and you have no idea who they are. fourth,,, THeSe gUYs wHo TyPe LIke THiS, and some numbers too [too me five mins to type that]. Fifth people who start drama and fights.

  • What is on your shirt?

  • u made my day!!!

    

  • you're very cute and sweet :D i like you a lot .. and of course you're funny too :P

  • great

  • dear Smiletone, thank you for becoming my friend on FB last night. I promise i will always write things on your wall and never like anything :)

  • @revoloveution LMBO! I love you so much <3

  • @smiletone smiletone! i watched ur vids like since june....but i deleted my account bcuz i was bored (i knoe stupid) and made a new one! so im just curious.... what is ur real name!!!? just ur first name im curious!

  • @purpleluckystar i'll PM it 2 you <3

  • omg I love the sugaarr boooo ! I've done that before I ain't gon lie !

  • @FkcnVina You are such a Bombshell and i love it <3

  • Woohoo go smiletone! Another awesome video made, bursting with energy!!! Haha "Lolly don't break my necklace!!!!"

  • Love it Smiletone!!! Number 5 is so true :)

  • I hate FARMVILLE!!!! Thank you so much for stating the obvious!! LMAO...Luv this vid hun ;)

  • This is really cute.

    But is he gay or is he making fun of gay people?