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  • Hey Alex! I am a Chameleon Circuit addict! I have both the albums and listen to them nonstop (which irritates my parents no end) XD

  • Number 4: Showbread's Anorexia and Nervosa... it exists

  • Poof ;D 0:38

  • Lol! porn titles are hilarious.

  • Nice Mom jeans.

  • Lazy bastard.

    I have to get up at 6 to be at school at 8.

    Getting up at 8 is not something to brag about

    (I wonder how many angry replys I'll get back for calling Nerimon a lazy bastard :D)

  • @naakrd well that's because you still have to go t school. trust me once you're done getting up at 6 would turn you int jesus permanently.

  • The second one is actually good :-)

  • he has already told us about the bowling thing. thats right im i the nermy army!!!

  • .......Not sure about that ending....

  • "I'm a connoisseur of bowling alleys across the breadth of Britain."

  • Stuff like the Storage Room shops are in Japan :)

  • question how do you know that redtube title?

  • omigosh!!! Brain crack! It makes so much sense! My life now makes sense

  • I looked at alex day music and russel t davies wrote to alex to fuck off. Twat -_-

  • he seemed so happy wuth himself ehen he read the porn title :)

  • I tried to explain brain crack to my step mum, It didn't work.

  • my favourite redtube porn title is one ring to rule them all :') they actually used a fucking lord of the rings quote haha

  • This shop at my mall sold that sort of stuff, as well as Lord of the Rings and movie props and stuff like that. Except it went out of business recently.

  • I hardly ever finish my bananas. I'd use your invention, Alex!

  • redtube... you dirty bastard

  • omg i genuinely came up with the bowling alley idea :L

  • just realized you've mentioned the standardized operating system for bowling alleys in like 4 videos.

  • ...what the hell is wrong with you

  • @JodiLilian Do you mean that as a joke or are you actually confused? I've seen too many youtube comments to be sure of anything anymore.

  • @RumblerRoar Hah, there's a girl in my year called Ariel, I'd better link this to her... Did I answer a comment of yours on a dubstep video?

  • Damien: Say crack again.

    Janice : Crack.

  • My brain is apparently FILLED with brain crack. The reason for that is maybe because one of my hobbys is to think. 

  • That awkward moment when your name is Ariel. -____-

  • @RumblerRoar I watched this video just because of this comment... regretting it now considering I was watching this on the family computer in the living room. My names Ariel btw.

  • @RumblerRoar ITS NOT AWKARD!!!!!!!!!

  • @RumblerRoar so your who stole the username RumbleRoar -.- !

  • Me, I don't eat the whole banana...

  • I am obsessed with the way you say banana...

  • I have the same lamp!!

  • "Who doesn't eat a banana all the way through?" A person, who lacks conviction.

  • "Who doesn't eat a banana all the way through?" um....*looking at half-eaten banana*

  • idea number two..

  • Should the nintendo shop accept rupees?

  • Artists that play a concert, but only one song per singer, is called a one hit Wonder concert.

  • My brain crack is that we create a website and with in the week the best quote or picture out of about 5 of them gets voted and whichever gets the most votes will be made and put on sale for a limited amount of time then be put on sale.....

    *cue someone replying saying that there is a website like that then spamming me about it*

  • Ariel is old enough for a sperm cake... XD HAHAHAHA

  • ...the local flavor:D

  • @lostboysreunion the video about the complaining bracket is life in a day

  • Hey do you guys remember in which video he talked about the 'no complaining blacelet'?^_^

  • @n3ct0r Yes.. And what was it like? Hahaha I am a curious person

  • Admiring you watch redtube on the Internet.. Well done Alex, It will never leave you.

  • they are called TROUSERS

  • PINK PANTS!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

  • omg.. i love your pants... where i come from a guy can get beat up for wearing stuff like that.. so i dont..

    but i still want your pants. they are so awesome

  • he already said about the bowling thing in another video....thats right im in the true nermi army!!

  • still got legs has nothing on the first album

  • OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THE INVENTORY I NEED THAT.

  • fucking dickhead

  • Say crack again

    XD

  • Am I weird for looking up the redtube video and watching all of it?

  • 0:09 hahaha

  • I am the goddess of brain crack!!!!

  • After banana hangers I just lost it. Actual tears. It made my night

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  • you just described a live version of shuffle on an ipod.

  • Master Sword. Hyrule shield. but other wise that's a very interesting idea. I would buy Ezio's assassin armour.

  • The word toil is in the Australian national anthem. "We've golden soil and wealth for toil,

    Our home is girt by sea". Girt is the funnier word there though.

  • The picture of Charlie in the related videos is strangely off putting after that ending haha

  • Most awesome idea: the video-game-stuff shop.

    Most doable idea: Twigs.

  • all i could think all the way through this video was i wonder if alex is left handed i bet he is

  • Snazzy pink pants Alex

  • The inventory is an awesome idea :D

  • 8 in the morning is NOT early

    My first period starts at 7.10 am ... just saying

  • tell that to the farmers...bitch!

  • They have a banana saver...

  • @1FeliciaFlower were im really exited now :D !!!

  • The inventory.... yes

    

  • I OWN THOSE pants

  • HOLY JESUS, HERO CABINET is awesome!

  • "so if like me you're a connoisseur of various bowling alleys across the breadth of britain.."

    I wanna meet you

  • I wake up at 6 every morning...my school is an hour bus ride away, but is always late, and I take ages to get ready :(

  • I love that fact, that you're wearing pink pants o.o

  • Make that shop I would totally shop there!!!!

    Tell that to the farmers.... bitch! Lol :)

  • I have a phobia of bananas...the image of bananas hanging in the tube is quite terrifying...

  • This was uploaded on my Birthday~ :D

  • use a condom for the banana

  • ... i own that lamp. for some reason I noticed that and just kept looking at it the whole time

  • fuck.yes. assassins.robe.

  • tell that to the farmers...........bitch

  • bitch

  • I should be preparing for a english narritive test tomorrow. If I fail, I'm blaming you and your addictive videos!

  • There's a store in York called The Armory that sells a full-size Master Sword.

    I shit you not.

  • I have no idea what a tube is..

    This is why google is in my favorites.

  • You're right Alex...Those ideas are shit.

  • i love his pants!!!

  • just admitting you use red tube that's all cool lmao c;

  • I was wearing my pink skinny jeans today O_O Creeepyyyyy

  • well congratulations Ariel

  • I'm addicted to actual crack

  • o.o 

  • love #4!

  • Tell that to the farmers....Bitch.

  • where r u??

  • BAD ASS PANTS!!!

  • I feel as if your hero's cabinet shop sounds perfect for Nerdfighteria.

  • They're are banana hangers, lol.

  • @WolfSeer16 I saw those things a long time ago and I was like "Who the fuck would think of this?"

  • OHMYGOD. MAKETHISSHOP.

  • which nerimon video is it where alex says something bout his army?

  • banana hanger sounds like a sex move LOOOOOOOL

  • hahaha, the ending to this video cracked me up

  • the real question is why were you on redtube alex? o.O

  • Is it just me or does 'banana hanger' sound like a pair of pants?

  • One operating system to rule them all.

    One system to find them.

    One system to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

  • the inventory. omg. yes.

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  • They've actually invented banana hangers, they have them in a shop near where I live.... They're not on the tube though, they're just like little pointless ones that no one will ever use :L

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  • PINK JEANS<3

  • u have the best pants!

  • who went on retube and looked for that link O.o

    just me?... okay then..

  • We kind of a shop like that in Australia

  • Most of my brain crack is ideas for fanfictions for my various obsessions that I am too lazy to start lol. Oh, but one is making a band with like 40 of my friends and just like being famous & stuff but I don't have 40 music-interested friends so it will never happen. Oh well.

  • @L0VEIsAllYuNeed That band idea sounds a bit like I'm from Barcelona! It's kinda my dream too!

    I also want too live with all my friends in a gigant house! 

  • I like your jeans :)

  • i dont eat bananas all the way through

  • i've totally seen a banana saver thing where you can save 1/2 a banana if you only want to eat half of it at a time

  • KISS actually did do that. Duel albums, Alive IV black version and blue version, each had about three or four different tracks for the last few songs.

  • Only alex can pull of pink pants and look awesome!

  • i never finish my bananas XD

  • @Nanuchka264 correction. His trousers are pink.

  • Hey, does the sons of admirals still make music?

  • the shop exists its called forbidden planet the single grates shop ever

  • His pants are pink.

  • Monty Python had an album that would change the tracks around and/or play a completely hidden set of songs depending on where you put the needle. :D

  • i don't know if this is helpful to your mental brain crack state or not but my friend has a banana hanger. like actually she does and those are real.... i don't know if they have them in England or where ever you live but they are real, soo surprise!.. i guess. anyway i love your Pokemon album idea a lot and i love you! have a good day! (:

  • Am I the only one who would go to that video game store and stay forever :D

  • There are bowling alleys where you order your food on a screen and it's brought to you? O.o What is this sorcery?

  • Alex said 'Sperm Cake' then Charlie's video Lemon Vomit came up and it looks really suspicous....

  • @PartyPoisonSigningIn "alex goes deep"

  • A cheap, im-a-broke-university-student solution to 1: cut/rip (whichever you prefer) a banana in half, eat one half, then saran wrap the cut bit of the other half. Ohhhh yes i'm that cheap/broke. :D

  • We have that standardized bowling system here in the U.S!

  • I love how the Promoted Video is Eating Disorder Help

    (Skip to last 10 seconds)

  • Just so you know, the ad at the bottom of your video is for a drug rehabilitation center.

  • Nice pants.

  • see that porn title is awkward for me because I just came here after watching you and bryarly sing Under the Sea.

    Also Ariel is like 16

  • I'm a brain crack addict. I always thought that I was just weird, but now I know I'm not the only weird. We don't need drug to be crazy and fun. Go us!

  • is it weird that after i watched this video and it went to show the other videos and what not. That one of Charlies videos popped up and it was the picture in the video of him with white cream on his face and how alex just did a random porno title

  • They have banana hangers in Canada. I've never actually seen anyone buy one though...

  • They nav

  • Thumbs Up If U Got This From Nanalew

  • Ah, the minds of YouTube vloggers.

  • I wonder if Charlie gets uncomfortable when Alex lists off porn titles in his videos because that means he watches porn quite often...in the house that they share...

  • @evilsoupkitcheb

    I did that. No punctuation emoticon is big enough for how much I laughed! :DxD:):3

  • You can buy Banana holders in poundland :)

  • The second one already exists!

  • Your position in this video.

    "Paint me like one of your french girls, Youtube."

  • Whyyyyyyyyyyy was i stupid enough to look that up? Whyyyyy?!

  • I come back to this video just to hear that first line " tell that to the farmers...bitch" xD

  • Epic ending to this video! Even more so because youtube suggested I watch charlieissoboredlike: "Lemon Vomit" after this one. Go look at the thumb picture for that video and you'll know why it's funny.

  • omg now everyone knows you gotta crush on nanalew. Are you mad at her for sharing that video? Cuz i would be if i were you. And why did you say you have a crush on her on HER camera. that was sorta derpy. and you said she will never find out but you recorded it on her camera.

  • In Australia a banana hammok is a tight fitting swim suit for males. I think you need a new name for the banana hanger. Too close for comfort.

  • OMG I LITIERALLY DO THIS ALL THE TIME!

    Shit, I'm an addict. And I was doing so well

  • "Tell that to the farmas... bitch"

  • tell that to the farmers...bitch.

  • I wish I had a switch that could stop time so when I need to go to the Loo or make a cup of tea or hang out washing the day was not wasted and could be filled with fun things. It could be called the mundane invisibility switch so all those boring every day events could be thrown into some other form of time and the real vibrant pieces of life could be channeled together.

  • Tell it to the farmers, bitch.

  • My brain crack idea was to get a bunch of people together, and have a whipped cream fight. This is now how I will spend next week Saturday.

  • Hahhahahahaha love his trousers!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol at the end

  • was this made in the 80's?

  • The Banana Saver Exists

  • Look up NanaSaver :D

    Just saw it at Bed Bath & Beyond.

  • There is no such thing as a banana hanger, but there is a casing if you only eat half of a banana, where it impales the peel and seals off the other half of the banana.