Lucas Simms MYO: Public Masturbator in Megaton

[deches1]

XD!

[Crymson1]

100 caps to get off? Awesome. 

[yougonasorry]

I laughed so hard at this!!! tears started coming out! the best fallout parody ever!

[therock557]

My throat hurts from holding back the immeasurable torrent of laughter. Oh, and I failed hard at the 'holding back' part.

[thesnipaassassin]

RECONIZE!

[Robearwgl]

that's great

[msgoldoche2]

Lucas simms is gay

[demonwolf379]

If you can't handle it, don't fiddle with it

[beninatorskater]

RECOGNIZE.

[kotgcrew]

"It Hasnt gone off...yet" LOL xD

[XxXNinjaHawkXxX]

is that wurmonline ?

[Queenslanders1]

0:00 yea like he isn't

[FP541]

Did anyone saw the little stickman in 1:36?

[MicK22ICE]

Two Worlds: Home of the worst voice acting in history.

[TheUOF]

Holy shit, Lucas Simms is teaching the Public Masturbator how to do it right and he's PAYING HIM TOO!? I wish I was him...

[SeriousGamer2009]

That was both funny and disturbing in equal measure...

[SLoBRoDTP]

lol wtf

[urmymom145]

Is that one dude from 2world

[Baraka1289]

lol



[TheJmbo9876]

DONT FOOL AROUND WTH THAT LONG XD

[skyhighfilmz]

danny glover??

[TheZinqqx]

trolol

[DemonHeart125]

sounded like he said "bare nuts no doubt"

[LordAztahoth]

"Worshipping that thing like a God"

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahha­!!!!

[SuperCorndog12]

"Cum you sissy. Finish what you started." Best lines ever. -_-

[WeEatBrainz]

@SuperCorndog12 Their nuts no doubt!

If you can't handle it, don't go fiddling with it.

[mistergrumpy11]

Mother of God, I died. I died so hard. "Worshippin' that thing like a God!"

[mainkilla]

@mistergrumpy11 "I got my eyes on you" Public Masturbator stops.

[skyarme]

dont fool around with tht dong lol my favorite part thumbs up if u like tht part

[MyJacob98]

whats the game with the guy who keeps masturbating

[Conrock100]

@MyJacob98 two worlds

[yumchuchuyum]

lmao i never thought id s these two games in one vid haha

[RenegadeFury]

RAMIREZ ESCORT THESE BEUTIFUL MEN 

[Warkid1993]

RECOGNIZE

[PetrolDemon]

this is weird xD

[MarshBrik]

hold 3 i hear vagina

[MarshBrik]

hold 3

[Rollthebuddah]

Aww he watched him but he didnt call back :(

[HAZE1770]

LOL

[bigfanofpharoahe]

OH MY FUCKIN GOSH!!!! that wuz hilarous!!!1 lmfao XP

[SporePediamedia]

Two worlds :D

[unrealphsyco]

what is wrong with these people never had to put up with this shit in oblivion

[dannyman0513]

Please press 5 repeatedly

[Rodolfo07894]

WTF?



[killaownzyou]

Worship the thing like a god.. BANG ahhh... xD!!!

[mainkilla]

@killaownzyou 1:36, Jesus Christ he looks high or retarded lol.

[14shadowreaper]

OHHH thats funny shit right there!

[rorshachfan]

"if you can't handle it, then don't go fiddlin' with it"

A phrase that should be told to all teenage boys.

[FXHReaper]

lol

[W87Jes]

86 people shouldn't have fooled around with that dong

[50033836]

RECOGNISE.

[artrocker65]

Recognize!

[XxMW2KINGxX1000]

1:20 - 1:27 LMFAO

ILL BE DAMNED LOL

[seckzmachine]

if u cant handle it.. dont go fiddling with it lmao

[Kirzan66]

LOL! What game's the public masturbator from? Two Worlds?

[Spartan111713]

They're nuts no doubt :P

[666monsterman]

the real reason u had to blow up megaton. this dude came and it was the only way to cleanup

[spartannoah]

It hasn't gone off.....yet.

[HeatLegs]

"Aaaaaah..." 1:40

[Lopoko09]

I'm gonna fuck a ninja. LOL

[nightmaster23]

Lol he shud have said finish him!

[BaconSword]

I've got my eye on you...

õ_Õ

[RadioOperator01]

@BaconSword are you eyeballin me?

[therightp4th]

@RadioOperator01 xD

[RadioOperator01]

@therightp4th :P

[mainkilla]

@BaconSword LOL. It ruined the mood completely.

[shot040]

RECOGNIZE

[Aoscadin]

.... Did he give him his caps?

[AngryVideoGameKidd2]

100 CAPS IN IT FOR YOU!

[ThreeCharlieKilo]

RECOGNIZE

[hotdogman67]

*gun noise* Well I'll be damned...you did it didn't you?

LMFAO. XD

[benratel]

Somone hand me a tesla cannon and ill masterbate that and youll see my tesla

cum

[ZombiesInBlackOps]

XDDDD

[GuyUnderBlackRainbow]

Name's Lucas Simms.I'm the major/sheriff/ninja/Samuel L Jackson of FUCKIN' Megatown.

[ShadyWolfman]

Wow this is so freakin gay lol

[HeyMyNameKevin]

worshipping the thing like a god. oh my gawd i never would have though of lucas simms doing that he has a son

[agoddamnname]

...well damn never knew he was like that

[w1ckedgood]

It hasn't gone off.....yet. xD

[copdrop6]

Jeff is a man who will go to the very end - even the climax, for each and every one of you. So please vote for Jeff Kuhlman, as he'll never come... between us and the best our school can be. He is firm enough to give it everything."

[copdrop6]

"I know a man who is firm - he's firm in his pants, he's firm in his shirt, his character is firm - but most [of] all, his belief in you the students of Bethel, is firm. Jeff Kuhlman is a man who takes his point and pounds it in. If necessary, he'll take an issue and nail it to the wall. He doesn't attack things in spurts - he drives hard, pushing and pushing until finally - he succeeds.

[TheLastThingWeNeed]

If your erection lasts for more than 4 hours, seek medical assistance immediately from your local mayor and/or sheriff.

[ReaListiKFilms]

haha lol RECOGNIZE

[hereinsertname]

@ReaListiKFilms LOL soooo funny!!! XD

[jmtweer]

LOL

[seanfleming1]

this video inspired christine o donnells anti-masturbation campaign

[lolguy30]

run along before i throw u in a cell for disturbing the piss!

[ChrisArdcath]

1,256 people are virgins...

[McMonster6]

This was hilarious!

[topgun476]

dont fool around with that dong lololol

[gamerguy0512]

72 people play Two Worlds

[ACLedZeppelinDC]

RECOGNIZE

[Bthakilla4rilla]

...............

(can't laugh because i'm already laughing so hard that i can't breathe)

[Arzaker]

72 people fiddled with it and couldnt handl it

[babbert97]

Don't fool around with that dong! LOL Pissed myself!

[windson7]

XD at how he says "JESUS!"

[ih8fagz]

man this is gold i almost started crying from laughter and not many things do that, props

[Jayc3Bryant]

i got my eye on you... WHICH EYE??? 0.0

[Relik86]

"I'm gonna fuck a ninja when the needle rises!"

[vladmirgabbis]

LOL

[6Gr1m6ReAp3r6]

*gunshot* AHHHH!

I'LL BE DAMNED! you did it didnt you

[DarkArchAngel25]

That's wrong that's wrong.......

[FHSChins]

lost it at "worshipin' the thing like a god"

[112leo]

If u cant handle it dont come fiddle with it

[XxMaDDoGGxX210Xx]

there nuts no doubt it im . thats fine thats fine

[xemonessxrocksx]

thats fine, thats fine...

XD

[ULTRONtheInvincible]

"Don't fool around with that dong" XD

[LetsRapeJustinBieber]

i'm gonna fuck a ninja when the need arises

[mangenkyokakashi]

Is there really a place in the Wasteland where there are trees like Three-Dog talks about? I've heard that at the end of the game you can play in it for a while, I also heard that you just start over, or that you can only replay the last fight with the Enclave...

[ITmusicpage]

@mangenkyokakashi its called oasis its in the the top north middle of the map in a mountain kind of place you can go there when ever you want in the game

[MrMagma101]

@mangenkyokakashi

It's called Oasis. Way up north.

[MegaJoe63]

lol hahaha

[spikeyganja]

HAHAHAHAHAHA this is gr8  :) aahhhhhhhhhhh

[lolCOBYlol]

You're worshiping that thing like a god! xDD

[Knv4l]

hahahhahahahaha "Dont go fiddling with it" !!111111!!!!!!!!!1!

[gtastar01]

"There nuts no doubt" :)

[dancinginfernal]

Go easy.

[silentkiller102]

damn, i wish someone would pay me a 100 dollars to jerk it....especially if it were a girl!!!...then again.. basically only if it were a girl! ROFL

[Mactator100]

Burke Jerk'd lol

[TheRoflcoptersaurus]

I'm gonna fuckin' end ya!!!

[silentkiller102]

RECOGNIZE!!!! lol that in its own is hilarious

[itzGodofpro]

i laughed my fucking head off

[Arzaker]

if you masturbate you get 100 caps O_O

[CightonProductions]

I'm gunna fuckin' ninja!

[gokussj224]

.....XD....SINCE WHEN WERE THER TREES IN MEGATON?!

[labonte595]

two worlds?? haha love that game

[dvsilverwing]

RECOGNIZE.

[generalflood]

recognize

[Zippy19891]

LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[landenrud]

lawl....

[MrCommonSense100]

lol how stupid :P

[TyphoidExcel]

Is that Two Worlds lol?

[silentkiller102]

RECOGNIZE!! LuLz this is funny

[zakk080694]

it would have been funnier if instead of the bullet sound it had the atomic bomb going off. lmao xD

[shoopbert]

Two worlds mixed with Fallout 3? lol

[Fallout3FatCat]

I am disturbed.....

[ChieftainAnklor]

The guy is a like a freaking retard xD

[ChieftainAnklor]

ROFL

[thisgirlisboredx]

LOL worshiping the thing like a god xD

[SargentMugen]

100 caps for masturbating?!!

[gibson953]

CUM. You sissy, finish what you started. XD

[112leo]

@gibson953 Get out before i throw in the cell for disturbing the peace

[DrTUKIE]

dont be playin with that dong!!!

[athanas100]

Epic !!!

[MrFlylice]

RRRECOGNIZE

[orcacam07]

"Nope, sorry. I got enough eyes to put on this place and I dont have time to keep-"

*gasp* *gasp*

"JESUS!"

[FabioJP1300]

LMAFO i cant breath!!! lol. that was so funny! "come on sissy finished what you started"

[johnh32156]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chipmunkspaz]

I love how he says about the cell thing, then the masturbators like " :S Whaaaaaa?" and hes spaced out

CUM you sissy finish what u started

[MrThreeDog1]

@chipmunkspaz Hey its my main acc LOL

[britman321]

i cant breathe!!!

[dda50]

if you do it. there will be 1000 caps in for you XD

[TheOneLaughinBehindU]

Recognize :D

[TAINTMYSOUL]

Haha brilliant.

[czerverda]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOOLLLLLLLL

[drecon210]

wat other game was that not the fallout 3 one

[dinoballz]

@drecon210 Looks like Oblivion, same creators as Fallout 3

[gandalftheantlion]

@dinoballz its fallout 3 by Bethesda.

[dinoballz]

@gandalftheantlion I was talking about the other game >.> there's clearly 2.

But according to the other games it's Two Worlds. Never played it.

[thegreenghost1000]

@drecon210 the elder scrolls iv; oblivion also made by the same company that made fallout 3

[Starwars359]

@thegreenghost1000 Thats not the elder scrolls 4

[acidjoker21]

RECONIZE

[theshredguy]

Cum you sissy, finish what you started.

[MoD3rNwArFarE]

@theshredguy Nope.

[kurlyhairdude]

RECOGNIZE LMAO

[COD4PureBounty]

It hasn't gone off...Yet...

[bobalt93]

The guy from two worlds look's like he's got down syndrome lol

[BlackPrince97x]

lmfao

[dracon56]

RECOGNIZE! ||_ O ||_

[COD4PureBounty]

Lmao.. Two worlds wow..I stoped playing this game a while ago noticeing how screwed up it is. (Two Worlds)

[zorbak138]

two worlds ftw

[QuickDodgeTheBullets]

RECOGNIZE lol

[turopiyox]

hehe the guy masterbating is from two worlds

[knightmare117]

ROFL!!

[TheThor1488]

"worshiping the thing like a god"

"thats fine.. thats fiiiine" ROFL

[westridgemattlyman]

IT HASN'T GONE OFF, YET LMAO

[M364M4Ncro]

HAHAHAH nice one nice xD