Fat Terrorist - Comedy Time

[c5sc]

not the first time i heard this joke.. i think every joke has been recycle over and over again...

[waterwind2266]

How is this guy not Frank Caliendo?

[XDMWeaponCollector]

lolz

[sararockers]

its good to see someone who can laugh at themselves...it's refreshing

[tsaleh88]

this guy is good

[brownieblush]

LMAO!!!

"It's not us."

[Kutsuit]

Excuse me, pardon me! Excuse me, pardon me! :-D

Love it. :-)

[edmcadam]

I don't get it :\

[duriandecay]

lmao 0:16 again and again

[xGoli4th]

Ha ha ha

[afotilidie6]

not funny

[JP5109]

@afotilidie6 did you not hear he said he was so fat he would have set the bombs off? That's fucking funny douche.

[miouth150]

not bad he really is fat

[JP5109]

truly solid routine. Combined funny looks with killer release. This guy can make it to comedy central, he sure beats the shit out of Louis Black

[mmaaxx1198]

That was a good one!

[Bayto2009]

Ohlolz.

[911FANGS]

haha!

[sadistickitty1977]

oh god this was good..laughed so hard at the very end... that little motion makes the whole joke.

[nickgen123]

nice hahahahahahaaaaa

[bns1201]

way to rip lavell

[pjicleanair420]

now i know why his food bucket smells like shit its where he hides his material

[Sanchoblade83]

I am a fat dude. There are no chubby terrorists.

[blackdivastar]

Stole that last joke from Lavelle Crawford

[tiannajalisa]

lmao !

[Samoaqueen]

it's not us yo

[sweetlouinvegas]

terrible that he would steal someone else's material he seams like he could do his thing with out it that was low!!

[INSIDERPRODUCTS]

looooooooooooool so cool

good job

[888Kharami]

excellent!!

[CrynOut]

He's a good one!

[wocathoden]

funny arse hell

[masteryoda394]

he's funny you gotta admit it.

[xo0WontKillMe0ox]

i luv this guy :]

[bowmblowmb]

ahhahahahaha

once the video started and he said no fat T

I started laughing

[xo0bella0ox]

hilarious!!!

[lithprincess]

lol

[rhdadrian]

haha his shoo shoo at the end

[SparkleYukiSparkle]

ha try living in Washington DC ! most paranoid airports EVER

[igotyouWoWing]

what's the point of using abbreviations if you're just going to type out the words anyways? I thought you used them so you didn't have to type everything out... and lmfao has a "fuck" in it,

lmfao = laugh my fucking ass off

[raiga11213]

sorry my error.

[aboymadeofweed]

@raiga11213 retard...

[raiga11213]

Oh totally!!!

[hamdizzel4]

he looks like frank calindo gained 200 more pounts

[thedragqueen722]

i love that little "shoo" motion he does in the end, i cracked up so bad hahahaha

[GreatnessItself]

short but funny

[ronahan]

"excuse me pardon me 'scuse me pardon me"

LMAO

[Sondreduden]

OMG! the hands at the end... so FUNNY :D

[abhimanyu5]

i want to see a GUMMY BEAR terrorist !! :(

[2007niko2007]

some indian comedian... he just changed indian to fat and voi la

[Element1516]

WOW... that makes it stolen .. haha ur a moron

[needtobelazy]

so like You think my Indian alone would have set that off long time ago? that makes no seance shut up niko.

[solomsolomol]

said the guy who typed "2" instead of "to" !

[willwork4superpowazz]

OMG! he typed 2 instead of to, quick someone call the national guard this guy just used internet slang on youtube.

[homerfromhelI]

bye!

[datzfast]

finally a fat joke that was funny

[2007niko2007]

every bit of that was stolen

[curseofpharaohs]

what did he say at 57?

[eklypze77]

"don't you think my weight alone would've set that stuff off a long time ago?"

[curseofpharaohs]

thx dude

[THUGSGETLONLEY]

He´s Stealing His lines from Lavell Crawford...... Smutttttttts

[msken118]

@THUGSGETLONLEY I was thinking that but I didnt know who did it first

[lostmyhead]

1:00-1:02 hilarious!

i'd love to do that to security lmao!

[AJVerch0414]

1:01 LOL

[yung21king]

rofl

[galanoth17]

lol the title of this vid was funny

[LadYKilleR8520]

WAAHAHAHAAHA

[Nyshwasis]

awesome! fat people are funny to fat people too!

[missunderstoodmaniac]

L O L...i usually hate it when people slander themselves about their weight...but that was awesome XD

[PhantomFive]

like the hand movement on the end

[mu545h1]

umm he stole that joke from lavell crawford...

[berryblitz07]

maybe lavell was in a comedy club and heard this guy.. or another guy. either way get over it.

[muham8]

is it me or does this guy look like a larger conan o'brien with jay leno's motions?

[Gerome63120m3]

ur totally right

[misspinktastic]

hmm i was thinking louie anderson

[theneverdead2]

lol im not racist..who said i was racist.i dont have a problem with color or race. i got a problem with people..lol

[sh1nan1gan]

the whole concept of a fat terrorist is funny, of course your going to have enough time to evacuate the building or whatever you are in when hes running across the street yelling ahhh laaaaa or some shit and mabey have a heart attack 1/2 way through

[DemonCupcakee]

hmm. interesting point.

[MDK236]

The last funny white comedian was Sam Kinison, not because he was white so much, is that he was not PC and said it like it is, he did not care.

[kiltedanaconda]

Couldn't disagree more, there are many great white comedians.

[weedo84]

there are more white people! lol

[LuxuriousLuxembourg]

lolll

[imhungry493]

your not just italia

your also racist! congrats!

[954754]

this is a retarded version of lavell crawford's comedy I SUCK AT LIFE

[chrispollock]

its not your fault you aren't white. if you were, you'd understand how funny white comediens acctually are.

[traphouse404]

Just like you can't spell simple elementary words..

Fucking cracker

[misslulu2u]

White people are on this earth so you have people to rape and rob.

[boredman443]

We're also meant to fuck your shit up. Bombing the shit out of brown people's another big thing too. Heheh, Rest in decay, George.

[averbakh01]

I dunno, to technologically advance in this world? War aside, what has your race done? Im no racist but I will defend my race against racist remarks

[kiltedanaconda]

You have a damn good point, they haven't even advanced this world through war. the whites are the ones who have done that.

[turnerdcentury]

he's right there are no fat terrorists...

[tangodaviestango]

sort of funny but not the comedy gold ive come to expect from the tube

[wildbloodydragon]

face the truth. Be openminded. and fuck off.

[da9el1]

orly? i am openminded. And i know the truth.. You have obviously not bothered to check out my channel. You are mad at me because i said have some self respect? grow up ignorant child. And fuck off yourself little prick

[wildbloodydragon]

You may think so, but I'm afraid you're wrong.

You're probably the kinda guy who's a "socially awkward" person. Wanna know how I know? Because you're the type of person who'd become insecure when his flaws are pointed out, as opposed to this guy, who laughs at it and doesn't make a big deal out of it. I respect him for that.

And guess what, I didn't join the socially normal community until I realized this when I was in elementary school. Hope you come to this conclusion before its too late.

[da9el1]

Hehe you couldnt be more wrong mr.wiseass.. What am i wrong about?

[wildbloodydragon]

About almost everything you said here. Openminded? Hell no, far from it. Like for example I see you have some interesting videos in your channel but you barely act upon them. Doesn't Michael Tsarion insist on finding the truth and facing it instead of being a "smiling depressant"? I hear the opposite from you.

Then instead of proving me wrong you made a poor attempt to ridicule my reasoning by calling me "mr. wiseass" as if you've never come across seriousness in your joyful life.

Dumbass.

[da9el1]

You make no sense at all.. You are just bored from the look of it. You dont know me so dont talk like you do! Not openminded? And hearing the opposite from me about finding the truth? attempt to riddicule your reasoning? never come across seriousness in my life? Where does all this come from? Dont you have anything better to do instead of being an insulting wiseass?. And why do keep on calling names? And who are you to judge me? Are you perfect? Grab a book or something, you need it

[wildbloodydragon]

Sigh...Nevermind.

[kaput450]

He should have mentioned checking the folds under his gut and boobies for terrorist threats. could make for a funny routine.

[s91wallace]

Y THE HELL IT BEEN TAKEN OFF???

[LURK]

wak

[cheergirl221]

lol this is funny =D

[hyperblade416]

no, not really that funny

[KnuckleBallz]

He looks like Frank Caliendo but fatter

[SerenityStarz]

excuse me pardon me LOL

[zbjordan23]

lol

[FreeAvidD]

funny stuff!

[abchaser2]

this guy is sexy

[a1gaius]

LMAO! You, sir, made me laugh!

[Jenji15]

haha nice one!XD

[RMNM1029]

haha so true

[75cawm2725]

ajajaja....

[Geezez101]

and....CRAP!

[DV1Productions]

Funny, we need more like this.

[lukebrown24]

your taf

[masterkrono]

Whats taf? A newly invented word?

[henry619hhh]

fat spelled backwards taf

[Blah13lah]

lol

[Hollywood1127]

"Dont you think my weight alone would have set that stuff off a long time ago"

Funny.

[leonstone113]

lol

[RLewisH]

lol

[f4172ph]

hahahah hilarious

[dedokta]

More Terrorism comedy watch?v=gHoKFVuqCgY

[berryloser]

rofl!!!! niceee!

[mIzDaChUbZ]

LOL

[eyesack9]

LOL!

[artifeks]

lmao! great stuff! :D