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  • Hey Jesse, UFC is a conspiracy. They were behind the 9/11 attacks.

  • hell yea

  • Jesse is so smart. His opinion is always the truth, and hes such an honest person. Guy would of made a real president.

  • He have no time to bleed, but he will find some time to watch a good fight, now that is a real sexual tyrannosaurus!

  • ventura ROCKS!

  • Fad is wearing off. Fire dana white already

  • Jesse hit the nail on his head with that last statement. It's fun to watch, but in a era where a nuclear weapon the size of a coin can take out and entire city, fighting is superfluous and obsolete.

  • By the end he finally had to fight the real contenders (after UFC allowed him to duck Cain, JDS and guys like Overeem) and got totally crushed.

    Cain destroyed him with ease and Overeem finished his career. He had no chance in either fight due to his terrible skill set.

    Even Carwin would've easily won a rematch. He was crushed Lesnar at the beginning until he gassed out from punching Lesnar in the face so much lol. Lesnar couldn't hang and ran away back to WWE where he belongs.

  • Then not only did he get a shot unfairly, he got a shot against an old Couture who was 45 years old and he outweighed by 60lbs. Couture should've been stripped of the title for being inactive for over 1 1/2 years, however they didn't do it so that Lesnar could take the title. Any of the contenders would've crushed Couture by this point.

    Lesnar then fought Mir, who is his best win, an inconstant HW who will never see HW gold.

    He was crushed by Carwin and got lucky at end.

  • Jesse has done more militarily, personally, and governmentally than most. Qualified expert in many fields. I will choose to believe/listen to him above you. You go Jesse. What's nice is that even if I disagree with him, he would agree that I can.

  • Screw jesse ventura and his stupid fake ass conspiracy show

  • i wish he was president one day. it would make me very proud to be an american.

  • Jesse Ventura rules ,.....he made WWF good.

    i would like to see him make a good talk show ,.. f!@k all that crazy shit.

  • why ask if he would fight in mma.

    we all know Jesse"ain't got no time to bleed".

  • Ventura's body is all broken from all the steroids he took when he did his fake fighting in the WWE. He has a metallic hip and heart condition.

    However, lets be honest, he never saw combat and never fought in any real combat ilke the UFC, even in his prime. Ergo, he should stop the play acting about his "Navy Seal" exploits and how badass he is.

  • Now I really want to know what a 'Stoner' Machine gun looks like :)

  • @GeorgeRMN play black ops or search google

  • Jesse Ventura would get his ass kicked in the UFC. He is a joke of a "tough guy". He damn well would never of joined the UFC or fought in real combat.

    Lesnar got destroyed after he fought some real fighters. Lesnar was a joke of a fighter too. He was given WAY TOO easy of a fight for the title. Randy Couture was 45 and retired for over 1 year when Lesnar got a shot at the title going 1-1 in the UFC.

    WHen Lesnar had to fight Cain and Overeem, he got destroyed. He's a joke of a fighter.

  • @SRogg1226

    Lesnar would beat the shit out of you internet tough guy. Ventura to.

  • @Anguis79 First off its too not "to" dummy. Get it straight.

    Second off, Lesnar kicking my ass is irrelevant that he was a mediocre HW fighter.

    Ventura probably couldn't kick anyones ass anymore since he has a metallic hip and can barely walk. He is also on Coumadin and would have a heart attack if someone hit him.

    Stop the nonsense. Your boy is a fraud who never saw combat and never fought in real combat like the UFC. He is a fake tough guy.

    I don't go around pretending unlike Ventura

  • @SRogg1226 what a joke. "he was given way too easy of a title fight" well who the fuck should he fight for the title, other than the UFC heavyweight champion?

    He then destroyed Mir and made Carwin tap, doing things that no other HWs had been able to do.

    Yes, his reign didn't last forever. Every few years there's a new wave of guys who are even stronger and more talented, and Brock's time was done.

    But to call him a joke is like calling Gracie or Liddell a joke. Total nonsense.

  • @bobdonda Lesnar had the easiest road to the title ever. It was a joke

    Lesnar went 1-1 in the UFC, losing to Frank Mir then beating an old Heath Herring by DECISION. He then got a title shot? There were tons of guys on the roster with far more wins than lesnar. They should've all gotten the shot first.

    If Lesnar had to fight his way up against guys like Cain or JDS, he would've been murdered way before he ever got a title shot.

  • @SRogg1226 It's impossible to deny he was given an easy ride to the top.

    But the thing is... once there, he WON. Three UFC heavyweight title fight wins. That's not an accident.

    If you suddenly threw me onto an NFL team as quarterback, I sure as hell didn't earn my spot. But if I start throwing 300 yard games on a regular basis, you can't say shit about it anymore.

  • both disciplines have their ups and downs. i like boxing better. i think its more refined than MMA, its more of a chess match. but i also like MMA because of the wide range of style and techniques and skill sets that MMA fighters use to win. what makes MMA great is the brutality that is allowed during a match. what makes boxing great is that its one dimensional, pure fist-in-face combat.

  • Love Jesse! With a Stoner Machine Gun, no one should ever get that close. "I ain't got time to bleed." Jesse's the man and always will be. Loved him as Governor, would love him as President.

  • @knossis1 "Stone OR Machine gun"

  • @TheOriginalEntz No bro, Stoner Machine gun, look it up. There is a Stoner machine gun that Seals used in Vietnam. Stoner 63 and 63A light machine gun

  • I LOVE THIS GUY WE NEED HIM IN AUSTRALIA

  • God I love Jesse Ventura! He's the bat shit craziest conspiracy theorist genius idiot I have ever loved!

  • Ventura, we need new conspiracy theories.

  • Jesse is a character and Larry King is the best!

  • I love mma

  • wow. the body surprised me with his knowledge of the sport. congratulations. cheers from south texas.

  • Oh man, that's totally my nickname from now on - The Stoner Machine-gun :P 

  • With a machine gun no one should ever get that close! Awesome hoo rah seals

  • Jesse Ventura is a douch who doesn't know jack about MMA fighting.  No he was never a seal, but yes he was a member of UDT 12. He did go to Vietnam but never participated in a single mission. This poser sticks his nose in whatever is popular so that he can try and stay in the limelight.

  • @primate4

    Actually it is not so clear cut as what you have presented. UDT in that era was on a par with Navy SEAL's.

    People changed moved between UTD and Navy SEAL regularity. There is many ex SEAL's who would consider Ventura as a SEAL and many who do not.

    But that is the problem pre 1983 before they were combined as singular unit commands. Ventura graduated BUD/S class 58.

  • WTF?

    I did read somewhere that he died.

    I'm happy he s still alive and badass as he was in predator

  • They don't bite...

  • "Ultimate boxing"?? RETIRE already Larry!!!!!

  • @seattle0002 he actually have retired

  • good man.

  • Agree'd. Jesse is the man.

  • this is only fucking thing jesse venture has ever fucking said that i actually agree with, everything else is like stfu bro and lay off that crack

  • mma respects boxing, boxers disses mma

    i just got 1 thing to say, those 12 minutes rounds sure are boring to watch !

  • the more i catch clips of this guy speaking on world events the more i realize heez a lot like me. i respect this dude and agree with a lot of what he says. not just on MMA

  • i love this guys sayings "with a stoner machine gun no one should ever get that close" this is guy is very interesting but his thoughts on Mexico are too extreme and he is wrong about that

  • Jesse Ventura is my hero.

  • Grate voice for a trainer.

  • @kukri31 oh gosh.. does it? gee willickers.. go fuck yourself you idiot

  • ya ok nay sayers. He was UDT. figure that out? 8 yrs before the seals where even thought of. He served his country he's paid his dues. what do you say now sissy's? keep playing with your sleves its better than see your thoughts?

  • Jesse Ventura live on for ever brotha, Love ya man you did your country very well!

  • this guys an idiot

  • @BIGBROTHERXXII Jesse has done more in his life then you ever will. Calling Jesse an idiot just made you look like more of a down syndromed chimp then anything. Idiot.

  • @BIGBROTHERXXII You're a fucking dumbass, he hit the nail on the head while you sit on your fathers lap and suck his dick. It's sad how stupid you are.

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  • Ugh your not a seal! Gosh that pisses me off

  • @kukri31

    UDT is the very basis of being a SEAL. Different names back in the day but same concept.

  • @kukri31 He made it through buds, he's a SEAL, it ends there.

  • "Ultimate Boxing" LOL idiot.

  • @LordsServant777 don't act like your above the rest of us

  • eye techniques made me laugh :P

  • hahah jesse ventura that was dopee.

  • Jesse is the fucking man.

    The rest of you are a bunch of slack jawed faggots, he's the motherfucking sexual tyrannosaurus.

  • @IsolationInstigation COOLNESS!!!!

  • @IsolationInstigation lol.you get another thumbs up !

  • @IsolationInstigation HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ah predator, classic scene. Strap this on you're sore ass.

  • @IsolationInstigation It's all about the predators.

  • @IsolationInstigation

    Da hale.

  • @IsolationInstigation that may be the funniest comment on youtube.

  • @johnmkrs83 Lol, it's really just a quote from the man himself. :P.

  • @IsolationInstigation oh, i know lol, iv seen predator , i think 64 people have as well.

  • @johnmkrs83 :P.

  • Jesse Ventura ain't got time to bleed. I don't know about one of his quotes in this video though, "the referees are very good."

  • @LordsServant777 I have no issue with being judged, it doesn't bother me. The world is not bankrupt, Governments have overspent, and our capitalist boom/bust economy system has bust, it has nothing to do with religion.

    Religion has lost it relevance now that the young people of this world aren't living their lives by a 200 year old book of fables.

  • @SKATEOUTTACOMPTON its a 2000 yr old book and governments havnt overspent, the wor\ld bankers are just taking the money n making us poor so they can thrive with their plans of nwo.

  • @LordsServant777 Because he doesn't exist. Please, the human race has evolved beyong believing that lies of institutionalized money - making machines (i.e. The Church), but moronic, gulliuble people like you have swallowed the fear mongering "fire and brimstone" bullshit that would happen to people if they didn't pay their church taxes. You people have held us back (as a species) for thousands of years. Why continue?

  • @LordsServant777 How can something that has no proof of existing bless me?

  • @LordsServant777 Haha, you're religious. Therefore you're a genetic throwback and a waste of cells.

  • @LordsServant777 ohh wow . . . you are so incredible ignorant and im just gonna stop arguing with you because your not worth my time.

  • @LordsServant777 ohh my god, ive never seen such ignorence! martial arts is not about a crave for violence, you´ve got it all wrong, and if you took krav maga or judo because your "crave for violence" then you have serious issues . . . MMA fighters doesnt fight because they want to hurt people, they fight because they love to compete and test your skills against another opponent.

    You should really stick a bible up your ass and pray for a new brain.

  • @LordsServant777 wow . . . you really dont know anything about MMA so u should just shut the fuck up and go read a book, dumbass

  • Larry King is such a buffoon

  • @mattd687 heyyy, buffon is a really good goalkeeper

  • thumbs up if u think turkey should be deep fried

  • Jesse should run for president!

  • @NamingTheMonster Hey, why not? He's been governor. And he seems to have done ok with that. So fuck it. Ventura 2012!

  • i love his last line............thats why the SEALS are badasses

  • boxing is fuckin dead....its boring and they fight with pillows on there hands.

  • @yorkshirerepresenter boxing is beautiful to watch if you understand what you're looking at. and pillows don't put you on your ass cross-eyed.

  • @TEHWEEZY i know what im looking at,someone with skill,slippin the punch n then landin a beautiful shot,but youv got to get brain damage before you go down,the gloves are too big and make it dangerous.

  • With a Stoner machine gun no one should get that close (NICE)

  • @Steve42098 He said with a stone or machine gun. But yeah it's very true lol.

  • Minigun!!

  • @AhmadAlony123 You're the one who apparently has no clue. There's a BIG difference knock out and knock down. You're probably a pacifist to think that when a guy is on his ass he is out cold.

  • lol "ultimate boxing". Larry is so out of touch with the times, he's like a real life Mr. Burns.

  • i think boxing is gay i know is real it sucks just like fake ass wwe fuck all yall ufc haters!!!

  • @pinkdummystar Okay well if you think "boxing is gay" then what would UFC be without that martial art. Boxing has brought along a worldwide sport for fitness, martial arts, money, and entertainment. Not to mention how it has evolved over the decades. Don't hate on one just to be in contradiction with the other, if you find out someone hates the UFC then don't hate on boxing, because you are then positioning yourself to be just like them. You can't justify your ignorance with a response.

  • fuck yeah jesse

  • "I think boxing is more dangerous" lol

  • @TheNYCDreams boxing is more dangerous in terms of long term efects casue they let you recover do some research i was shocked 2 see how much damage that causes

  • @TheNYCDreams he's right.because once a guy gets stunned ..fight is over.but in boxing they count to 10 and let the guy continue.

  • @TheNYCDreams it is?

  • @TheNYCDreams Damn boy you dumb as fuck.

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  • mma is fake , wwe is real, lmao.

  • "The moment they're stunned they stop it." This guy has no fucking clue of what is running through his tiny old brain. In UFC whenever they knockout their opponents, they still pound their faces for a few seconds until the referee realizes it's enough. What a brutal fucking mess it is.

  • @AhmadAlony123 hey dumbass... i think you dont have any clue, the moment opponent is stunned and is not defending himself intelligently referee steps in. nothing is perfect, sure, fighters try to through punches or elbows after one is knocked out but if you notice, refree-ing getting btr n btr, for example how dan stunned fedor, even though dan threw couple of punches on BACK OF FEDOR"S HEAD but still there was no danger and ref had already started to step in. Jesse knows more than you, TRUST ME

  • "The moment they're stunned they stop it." This guy has no fucking clue of what is running through his tiny old brain. In UFC whenever they knockout their opponents, they still pound their faces for a few seconds until the referee realizes it's enough. What a brutal fucking mess it is.

  • @AhmadAlony123 not everyone does that. some people will stop punching when they know their opponent is out.

    and the ref does not just sit there and wait for it to be enough. the ref tries to protect the fighters. you will seem many early stoppages by the ref and the fans boo and fighters are upset its not a brutal sport take your head out your ass.

  • @aba2185 Again, I don't believe a quarter of the shit that just came out of your ass.

  • @AhmadAlony123 believe it or not, he's still telling the truth.

  • @AhmadAlony123 thats because your a jackass with your head up your ass

  • @aba2185 Your ass....Jackass....ass ass.....ass.

  • @aba2185 Your ass....Jackass....ass ass.....ass.

  • 00:30 this is the best argument mma has. It looks more dangerous but in reality, its going to be an incredibly rare occurance for a pro mma fighter to spend their retirement with speech problems, and brain damage.

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  • ventura talks sense on every topic

  • OMFG THEY DON'T WEAR SHOES?!? BAN THIS AWFUL SPORT!

  • WTF are eye techniques?

  • @baymeo25 like eye gauges and ripping them out of the socket to blind your opponent

  • YES!!!

  • thumps up if joe rogan brought you here

  • lol. I wonder about Gorilla Monsoon or Ventura if Gorilla was still alive and he and Jesse ever called an MMA fight...they always had a good time whenever a guy like Mr. Fuji or Haku or someone with a martial-arts style for pro wrestling was competing, and both guys were knowledgeable in their craft, so maybe they'd be as good as any if they had ever commentated in MMA.

    It also doesn't hurt that Ventura is familiar the styles utilized in the sport also :-) who knows?

  • Ultimate boxing lol. You sir are the Ultimate Douche.

  • There are alot of reasons why people like the UFC over boxing but to me being a fan of both, the biggest difference is you cant run from top competition in the UFC...its always pretty even match ups and the champ has to fight the next best guy every fight...In Boxing they fight alot of cans to build up the record and then thier promotor will do everything to keep them from losing. Both great sports but boxing doesnt have much structure like the UFC.

  • @cujo905 That is UFC though. You have to compare Boxing to MMA as a whole where you still have fighters ducking competition because they r not in UFC or fighters building up records by fighting cans. To get to UFC you have to have wins over cans anyways, difference is it does not take no where as long as Boxing unless you are that good like prime Mike Tyson.

  • @taekwon3000 Yeah thats kind of true, but fighters in other orgs dont even have the choice but fight lesser comp..We both know there are certain boxers who are champs and still dont fight the best competition...Its been going on for yrs. Too many promotions...As for Tyson, he was in the right hands to move up quick, if he didnt have Cus back then it wouldve taken him longer, youre right it usually takes longer in boxing because there are alot more boxers and MMA is still pretty new

  • @taekwon3000 Fighters ducking competition because they arent in UFC? Sigh...how can you duck competition when you arent in that company and as much as i like boxing you really cant use that argument when boxers are disgraceful when it comes to ducking talent, they love to pad their careers with wins over bums and rarely if ever actually face another good fighter.

  • @SINSSTER Fedor was ducking competition in UFC before he got beat. UFC is an exclusive promotion. What is changing in te face of MMA is UFC buying out comp so that may change many things. Not all Boxers like to pad their careers n Mayweather did not just beat bums, he is a buisness man but he will fight Pacquiao next year given that they win their coming fights.

  • @mickeyjohnson777 Fedor has never competed in the UFC...He competed in Pride and SF most notably fighting better competition than the UFC could offer.

  • @SINSSTER It doesn't matter is Fedor never competed in the UFC. It is the still the sport of MMA. His management where being idiots and we missed on some good matches before he lost his mystique. Fact is you cannot compare Boxing to UFC because UFC is a organization. You have to compare Boxing to MMA, otherwise it just makes you look bias and ignorant.

  • @mickeyjohnson777 When did I ever compare boxing to UFC?

  • @SINSSTER like Hong Man Choi

  • @SINSSTER lol I strongly agree with you.

    I hate seeing all these "pro" boxers with wins that look something like 60W-5L

    People want to see the best fight the best, and really, that's what it should be at the end of the day.

    I don't care about wins/losses. They don't mean anything if they're winning against people below their skill level.

    Mayweather is a prime example of this. He refuses to fight the very best because god forbid he has one loss on his record.... give me a break.

  • Jesse Ventura is a very honest, sincere guy. Batshit crazy in a lot of ways...but sincere.

  • the updates at the bottom are so sad

  • Loved him in "Predator". "Painless" LOL with that portable minigun. Listen to what this man says carefully. He's true blue, but he's also very much the showman. I liked "Conspiracy Theories" very much, not becuase of the reality-tv-shaky-camera-phoney­-baloney format, but in spite of it - becuase I can't get enough of this guy.

  • i love how some people pronounce boxing like BOxing like in 1:05

  • i hate mma!!! boxing is the greatest sport in our heart!! Muhammad ali! Manny pacqiao! Floyd mayweather! Rocky marciano! George foreman! Mike tyson! Joe luis! sugar ray leonard! marvin hagler! Sonny liston! Joe fraizer!! i love boxing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • @tatoshka12738 Idiot. lol should respect all sports not just "boxing and every other combat sport sucks" Pfft

  • @tatoshka12738 boxing is too rigid

  • can someone tell me what brock did after the fight?

  • @OmieBearMegaHead001 He went to Frank Mir and started screaming in his face (Frank Mir lost the fight) and Brock was drooling and screaming at a camera. During the interview he called out Budweiser because they wouldn't sponsor him and said he is going to get on top of his wife...

  • @SwimmaLbC damn. thanks for the info, I guess brock felt like he had to put some heat like he did in wwe, entertainment wise.

  • @OmieBearMegaHead001 what the guy said was true but he also gave the finger 2 the crowd which was a little disrespectful

  • He's really a great man.

  • My favorite is when Larry asked Jack Hannah what was the difference between a frog and a turtle.

  • Jessy needs some more steroids.

  • @simmo19801 simmo19801 needs more spelling lessons

  • @warmaker911 JESSY JESSY JESSY JESSY JESYY JESY JESSE JESSE JESS JESE JESSE JESY JESSE,

    I'm getting there, I'll keep at it for you Big guy. :)

  • Jesse dont bad mouth the sweet science....but yeah UFC is pretty cool.

  • lol ultimate boxing what a clown

  • THIS IS THE AREA 51 CONSPIRACY GUY he is going to be an ultimate fighter?

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  • Your Body Is The Ultimate Weapon, "The Way Of The Empty Hand" Bruce Lee.

  • @keakstyles666 jeetkune do is the way of the intercepting fist not handdevilboy

  • @thoostorm4 Look it Up He Had A Lot Of Philosophies Not Only One, Your A Quick One To Judge People When You Have Never Met Me.

  • He slips in "they bite" ???

  • Jesse was always entertaining......how many remember his commentary with Gorilla Monsoon back in the day on the WWF ?.....i actually like his 911 conspiracy theories....thats entertainment !

  • I like Ventura. Other than his conspiracy theories this guy is pretty level-headed.

  • holy shit a plane crashed in iraq killing 168

  • Pet detective

  • you honestly the people that sit down and think it through boxing is alot more dangerous in that it can cause more head trauma and long term brain ilnesses im not saying theres not the same risk in mma but im saying that since when a mma fighter is wounded and the ref feels he can't keep going its over but in boxing if u get up and keep getting beating on the fight keeps going for 12-15 rounds

  • @TheCrazygroover Boxing gloves cause more trauma to the head than MMA gloves. When a person gets knocked out, it's from a shot to the chin, not a shot straight to the head. So there isn't alot of trauma occuring to the brain. That's the reason why boxing is more dangerous than MMA.

  • If he thinks the referees are very good, then I 'm guessing he hasn't seen Steve Mazzaggatti. XP

  • Jesse Ventura: He ain't got time to bleed.

  • @thetrooper42 you got time to duck lol

  • Ventura is the man.