Tim Hawkins - Hedge of Protection

[dqkrista]

What is this greenery!? I can't though that! Move that bush!! My greatest weakness is landscaping! How did they know!? The devil walks like this *walk like u have a wedgie* he has this pointy tail he doesn't wanna step on it. And he talks like a game show host. FANTASTIC! U win the turtle wax! XD HILARIOUS!!

[dqkrista]

My greatest weakness is landscaping! How did they know!? XD oh Tim... U crack me up

[addy72298]

Around you and your WHOLE family!!!!!!

LOL

[emstar42]

U get the turtle wax

[lauren12345678912]

😂😂😂😂 I couldn't breath hahah

[PuNkGrRrRrRl]

I love him his song " If you are a man and want a live a long happy life these are the things you dont say to you wife" the toon is from a awsome Green Day song. I freaking heart this dude!

[lemonademouthkoolio]

"How did they know my greatest weakness was landscaping???"

LOL

[RancorsInPinkBikinis]

y first thought when he said, "What is this greenery?" was, "We demand...A SHRUBBERY!!!"

[wayamy27narf]

@RancorsInPinkBikinis That comment needs to be the ideal top comment for ALL of youtube. Good job!!

[Lasadialarwen]

@RancorsInPinkBikinis ahahahahahahahahahah that just made my day!

[gowestjeff]

Turtle Wax -A wax to polish your automobile was/is a popular TV game show prize.

[Ispyskyblue22]

"My greatest weakness is landscaping! How did they know?!"

[haylepettit]

i dnt get the 'you get the turtle wax' thing? what does he mean by that?

[magicboy1000]

i was at church and in my sunday school class and at the end we prayed and the teacher said he was gonna prat a hedge of protection, after he said that i smiled because it made me think of this video..:)

[magicboy1000]

@magicboy1000 pray*

[Aimagination96]

Oh, gosh. Every time my sister goes to work, my mom asks God to form a hedge of protection around her... I'm gonna have to start leaving the room.

[lone8wolf5luna]

"My greatest weakness is landscaping, how did they know?"

[lilmissgolferchick]

i watched this video with my sister, and later that night my dad asked me to pray over dinner. i prayed for a hedge of protection over our family members, and then asked a blessing unto the hands that prepared our food. my sister was cracking up, and my dad was PISSED

[NickoliLion]

I went to church after seeing this. During one our prayers, someone said, "We pray a hedge of protection around you," I started snickering, and everyone thought I was being rude. >.<

[haylepettit]

@NickoliLion haha. dnt feel bad ive done that before too. and the pastor was my cousin and i still got in trouble. lol

[alyssawebber567]

I CANT GET THROUGH THAT........ MOVE THAT BUSH!!!!

[loveplaylist1]

i <3 tim hawkins

[PokemonMaster17171]

You get the turtle wax!

Forget the last 30 seconds ever happened in your life

ahaha

[haylepettit]

@PokemonMaster17171 what doesn he mean by you get the turtle wax?

[wizard101firecat]

"MY GREATEST WEAKNESS IS LANDSCAPING HOW DID THEY KNOW?!?" Lol

[brideofchrist728]

@eswizzle13 yeah... i definitely smirk now every time i hear someone pray for a "hedge of protection."

[Haleyissonicelike]

Tim used Hedge of Protection

It was highly-effective!

The Devil fainted

[khaydon16]

I love this clip its so funny

[RokbackwardzPRO]

fantastic....you get the turtle wax!

[actressprincess2]

LOL! WHAT IS THIS? GREENERY? HOW DID THEY KNOW LANDSCAPING IS MY BIGGEST WEAKNESS?

[TraptPurpleDeviI]

Forget the hedges and cement walls......can i get a minefield?

[98Rhiannon]

And he talks like a gameshow host lmao

[BreathOFLaminin]

Tim Hawkins is great...and the funny thing is, a hedge actually does stop Satan. hahah. (see Job 1:9-10).

"What is this?! I can't get by that! Move that bush!" :)

[MrPokoloco]

My greatest weakness is landscaping....how did they know?!

[roberttherhino]

lol what is this greenary

[Countryboyi]

its from Job 1:10

[MissDD4680]

Suggestion for a Joke:

You are a chick in New York whos voice is high pitched and has a funny accent...

She is "wearing" Stiletos with spikes on the soles

New York has made her so pissed, she skips around kicking holes in peoples tires.

do watever youd like...

BUT ITS MEANT TO BE TOTALLY HISTERICAL!

[KokonutCupcakez]

and he talks like a game show host!

[sundance12296]

haha!! love this!!!!!

[EmoKidFromLastWeek]

I heard this on Air1 this morning! So funny! XD

[dancergirl7280]

i might go see him in january!!! :)

[degrassigurl7387]

@dancergirl7280 lucky!

[JesusPunk19]

I dont understand the turtle wax part lol

[BKupchuck57]

@JesusPunk19 In the old game shows they would have three or more doors, and behind one door there was this prize, usually a few thousand dollars. Behind the other two doors they had ridiculous stuff like turtle wax. So if you picked the wrong door and got the turtle wax, that's what the game show host would say. Some shows were rigged and didn't have any prize, so it was impossible to win, however.

[TheAutobot5]

What last 30 seconds of my life?

[BKupchuck57]

Ahrauhnd yeuw and yer hoooooooole famleah.

[bamagal781]

Since me and my sis saw this every time in church someone says "hedge of protection" we laugh

[bigjenna10]

And he talks like a game show host fantastic! You get the turtle wax! 1:26

[CrazyPotatoes123]

My greatest weakness is landscaping. How did they know?

[junebugg045]

You get the turtlewax. :l Hahahaa. Like how he just laughed after he said that. ;D

[free2be1me]

That's right a hedge!!!

[tristabee]

is that the best you could do????

[sharbell68]

i love tim hawkins he i my favorite comedian ..lol:)...i want ti see him in person :)..i would love that lol..the first tim i saw him doing his acts i couldn't quit laughing lol

[sharbell68]

@sharbell68 this is sharbells daughter that wrote that :)

[anniluvsmusic]

Bahaha I love how he cracks him self up 

[M0shiMadness]

" What is this greenery?!?!?! "

Lol!

[garveyconnie]

Lol very good

[HanneElizabeth13]

the first time i saw this i was laughing so weird my dad asked me if i was okay. hahaha (:

[morikahjo]

its true though...a hedge? When i was little i often thought about what that was supposed to do...then one day i was watching some cartoon and i saw some kid walking around in a bubble...anything that touched him would get fried....so then i thought..Ahh! FORCEFIELD!! :D So thats what i pray! :)

[DreamTween]

I've seen this so many times, but i still crack up. It's insane!!!!!!! You're the best, Tim Hawkins!!!!!!! :D :D

[bandued]

ok i like this guy but this is going 2 far

[beachblossom67]

@bandued with all do respect. why do you think this is taking it too far?? im just curious.

[bandued]

@beachblossom67 im a very strong christian & i dont like him making fun of praying again to far yes he is christian but making fun of prayer

[PeaceLoveScobes]

" WHAT IS THIS GREENERY ?!" :)

[MrOldskoolmetal]

@brle9318.. hey Bro don't sugarcoat it!

[Joekr15]

andhetalkslikeagameshowhost, fantastic!!

[DarkSeedRPG]

hedge of protection? is this plants vs. zombies?

[cruaderjock2011]

2 people use the phrase "hedge of protection" :)

[12LexiAnn]

HA HA HA ...I Love It... I have wathched it 4 times..

[MrLotrfreak]

Tim why should i forget those were the greatest seconds of my life

[Miss5Lucky]

OMG i about fell outta my seat cause i was laughing so hard at the "squeeze" part XD

[drifter1777]

"And he talks like a game show host, FANTASTIC!!!! You get the turtle wax!"

[agiantturkeysandwich]

My greatest weakness is Landscaping! how did they know?!

[auntiecici1]

Move that Bush! lol

[Maidenstear]

Lol. I think I can say most of this part without watching the video. Hedge of Protection is like my favorite Tim Hawkins video. XD

[tigerlily1801]

we were praying at thanksgiving and my aunt said "father we just pray a hedge of protection around this family and we just..." the list goes on and on. our family laughed so hard...XD

[broadwaychic652]

... MY GREATEST WEAKNESS IS LANDSCAPING!!!

LOL

[rayky1]

My greatest weakness is landscaping how did they know?!?! Lol Tim I'll see u in june!!!!!

[dafsih8rules]

got to love it when comedians laugh at there own jokes

[therunawayorphans]

WHAT IS THIS GREENERY? I CANT GET THROUGH THAT! MOVE THAT BUSH!!! lmao Tim hawkins cracks me up!! i love him

[AkaneHasegawa]

WHAT IS THIS GREENERY?!?!?!

lmao...

[fudgumsfudgeblock]

Press 3 for Elvis.

[Japenesegurl]

" If god shall ever give thee a hedge of protection, thee devil shall not get through to thy" Hawkins 1:26

[Jerrycobra]

satan disliked this

[countrygirl8700]

"My greatest weakness is landscaping....how did they know?" This guy makes me laugh so hard!

[LamourDeLucie]

LOL @ this guy!!! Hilarious!!!

[dafsih8rules]

Tim Hawkins is my Jesus Christ!!!!!! He is my savior!!!!!

[dafsih8rules]

@dafsih8rules try to watch this and don't laugh, giggle, and smile...

[ADumSmartGuy]

Throw some Bear Traps at the bottom of the wall while your at it!

[RegineNoelle23]

I love the landscaping comment.

And I love when comedians laugh in the middle of their routines.

[JGPDOGLOVER]

NICE HD!!! AT LEAST... IT LOOKS HD!!!

[dischic109]

Well what if you have allergies I don't think a hedge would be a very smart move frankly

[joy2theworld27]

I LOVE HIM AND MARK LOWRY THEY MAKE ME LAUGH ALL THE TIME!!!!!

[BreathOFLaminin]

This is hilarious, but what is even more funny is that this is true.

Satan is speaking to God in Job chapter 1, and says, "Have you not made a hedge about him and his house and all that he has, on every side? You have blessed the work of his hands and his possessions have increased in the land" (Job 1:10). Satan really can't get through a hedge... lol.... That's actually very comforting! :)

[Natedogs20]

This is one of Timmys best work yet!!!

[TheMixDragon]

this is toooo hilarious...I love how Tim Hawkins can poke fun at some of the small aspects and traditions of church while still being respectful of God.

[dramaqueen544]

My greatest weakness is landscaping!!!! :) LOLs

[patriotdude11]

hilarious i've listend to this so many times and its still funny..."WHAT IS THIS GREENERY MOVE THAT BUSH MY GREATIST WEAKNESS IS LANDSCAPING HOW DID THEY KNOW" lol

[cait336]

oh my goodness, when i saw this for the first time i about fell out of my seat. its hilarious.

[PrintyProductions]

@cait336 i had just eaten and i almost puked up my lunch!!!! and when i fell off the sofa i whacked my face of the coffee table.

[MsCrazychick2010]

"How bout a thick cement wall?" LOL! And the devil talked like a game show host! I LOVE TIM HAWKINS!!!

[mauler90]

Yeah he's pretty good, I like Mark Lowry too but he hasn't come out with anything recently that I know of.