TOMMY CHONG / SHELBY CHONG -- Midget Porno

[TheDannymack24]

Hey just wanted to say Fargo loved Cheech and chong! See you in another 40 years. PS We're not mad you guys went screaching outa the parking lot when you left...we all figured you guys had to get the fk outa this completly none legal state..np love you guys

[sexykatie911]

citizenchong my msn in profile! TOMMY CHONG / SHELBY CHONG -- Midget Porno

[kenm70450]

Don't tell me she's 62 of age. If she really is, I'm gonna ask her where exactly is the Fountain of Youth.

[satanrocks668]

@kenm70450

laughter and immaturity. maturity is what makes people look mature

[knifesandguns4fun]

lol

[2tallbrandon]

sorry it got away from me!

[gvilleskater14]

lol i can fuck a midget. hey hey tommy lets smoke a joint man ha ha

[bongstoner420]

hahahaa

[MistressJoysquirt]

True story: In Nevada whorehouse there was a midget patron who was 3ft high and all dick (8"pecker). When done with the lady of evening he used his knuckles to scrape his little body off the bed.....lol, and left memorie imprints on the sheets... (shit strips)

[acamogirl]

you guys are great. keep tokin, keep joken

[WillyBeeTussler]

Come back to port charlotte TommY!

I missed seeing you the first time, youre my hero man!

[420blond]

this is comedy!

[belovedideas]

Hilarious. I was looking for a video of Shelby doing her stand up. Give me a shout if she uploads any of her solo work. In the meantime, I blogged about her and put his video on my blog today! Thanks!

[Anon1696]

Almost fell out of my fucking chair that was so funny.

Toke up.

[xaudioslavex]

modigliani of the weed culture

[JackassHighSchool123]

if Tommy ever quit weed then i dont think there would be a purpose to ever smoke again,cause he just makes weed...weed lol

[2smoke5]

LMFAO i couldn't even rig a bong i was laughing that much. man i hope you find it in your heart to do a show with cheech one day for old times sake

[shas1814]

They're gonna be in Vancouver December 05!

[sirkriskringle]

ROFL That was funny as hell:o) LOL

SKK

[lovelyirene2001]

SO the straight man in this act is your wife?

[mercc76]

Haha what's the hell's wrong with you she over there.. HAHAHA

[icpfan194]

lmao great stand up man! xD

[oldiesLOVER329]

LMFAO!!! BTW..UR WIFE IS GORGEOUS =]

[onecelticwarrior]

LMFAO 'Midget on a stick'

[ToBeDisabledSoon]

I hope the 2nd Dallas show doesn't sell out before we get OUR tickets.... God bless you guys! Tommy you are a stand up guy (no pun intended) to go to jail so your family didn't have to!!

[LobstersAreMetal]

I hope you come to Calgary with Cheech

[thcrbz]

Come to my area and I'll come see you.

[DeathThrasher89]

Shelby still looks great

[rad13noise]

is that bright eyes in the background

[smoky281]

y the fuck is this flag who ever did that fuck u bitch

[perkoff]

I agree.

[grover4life]

with or without weed your great man but damn weeds great

[thagreatzadenko]

its a damn migit on a stick look at that...honey can you do that? yea i could fuck a migit :)

[aussiefirestorm]

Hillarious , you are a lucky man Tom she is a keeper.

[tuludapac]

She is lucky for having Tom

[CreativeCritisizm]

Hey, it's Sean Connery's twin !

[JDogz1oner]

funny shit man! this vid had me rollin.

[REALGREYBLUE]

LOL this is so neat. You two were meant for eachother how "short" and sweet. You two show make a full lenghth movie. :) 50000000 stars!!

[alex828282]

You like you're one really happy dude. Keep spreadin' the word!

[brentykb]

Classic! , That was great!

[CoffeeIzGud]

you are awesome, bro! right on!

[float2]

tell her less talking more sucking!!!!! true story.

-getcha popcorn ready!!! TS

[basementpudding]

i'd buy that for a dollar

[yadadameanin]

lmao! "Yea, I can fuck a midget" fuckin great

[frogmandudez]

This is great haha

[murldewaynegreen]

I've been watching and listening to cheech and chong for probably 35 years. I can't remember exactly. smoked too many joints since then. Chong was always my favorite.

[Dan1206420]

Funny shit man, I could fuck a midget to lol.

[Socialcode90]

thats amazing..

[redbeard86]

Dude, that was freakin hilarious. Do you ever tour on the east coast? Anywhere within a five hour drive of North Carolina and I'm there. I love your work and you are a true legend in comedy. God bless you and keep up the good work.

[skeeto666]

o my god i love it

[skeeto666]

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[hillbillieman]

shelby.....that's a racecar!

[frogmandudez]

A  nice car indeed

[hillbillieman]

what! she knew you before you met cheech! she looks 20 years old!!!!

[mahnarch]

She is a beaut, ain't she?

Tommy, you did good, man.

Not only looks but, personality to go with it.

I'd bet she wouldn't shy way from working on a septic system. (my wife [an uppity Vegas girl] surprised me with that. She just grabbed a shovel and went at it like it was nothing.) :)

[willtrib]

Chong in '08

[xtremephilip]

hey shelby and tommy good job with that, if i could i would be your bodyguard for free man id be like a hermit or somethin lol, well i wanted to ask you somethin, wat music wer u into back in the day? please wb, Phil

[hawnsa]

awsome I love the cheech and chong movies and I like the chong glass wear I have 4 pieces.

[hawnsa]

now is citizenchong really Tommy Chong or is it just somone who really likes Tommy? it doesnt really matter to me because I still like the vids I was just wondering.

[LordTempist]

It's him man.

[Jaxoff]

theres a video he says its him.

[perkoff]

Hey Tommy I thought of a new nick name for you, incase you ever wanted to use a new nick name. Tommy "The Machine" Chong.

Pretty good huh?

[no1funkydiva]

comedy gold!

[noledgethief]

hellarious he can lick his own balls. priceless how is chong not the governer of something? I'd move there. Long live the weeded one!

[MIGUELCARDOSO818]

THATS SUM FUNNY SHIT

[Tinkerlove13]

This is great!

[Tinkerlove13]

This is so great!

[legendary1000]

is this guy that guy from that70show?

[Satan119]

no its the legondary chong from cheech and chong.

whats wrong with u why dont u know this

[1witchshaman]

Falls off her chair and wipes the tears

[XxRoycexX]

Fuck yea.. That was a good laugh.

[PheenixTears420]

man...fuck...i laughed so hard I couldn't breath!!...LMAO!

[mrandmrslaw]

u guys are hilarious. and your wife is beautiful. its great to hear of a show business love story that has lasted that long. good for you!

[Simmo188]

Tommy I love your work,I remember being outrageous in the 80`s and watching your films.

Fantastic to see you still got the magic.

Jon.

[ZachsMind]

Fun comic writing you guys. More Tommy & Shelby skit work, puh-leez. =)

[sirspon]

Way too f---ing funny....

[SagitarianRicky]

,odgets are great for sex...When midgets give blowjobs they dont have to get on their knees

[alextray1]

lmfao XD rotfl

[SouthCentralVARudie]

ya know, now that I think about it....as many things as I'v seen in my life, never seen midgets fuck

[MesseD]

lol, you remind me of my father

[flatulantbrothers]

OMG "he can lick his own balls" omg lol comic genius

[manatarms79]

lol That was funny.

[slashdementia]

fukin hilarious

[dopeking2003]

spinning a midget round... theres an idea

[SagitarianRicky]

hysterical

[flairburns]

youve always been my idol

[SagitarianRicky]

i wanna have sex with a midget to check that midget on a stick move..see if i could twirl her around

[Wik146]

I just pissed myself!

[leirgauk]

hahahahahaha! chong, you're AMAZING!

[Chefrich123]

You man, are a GOD!

[jadius]

that shit is hilarious, thank you.

[neo4mat]

Thanx for this man, i couldn't stop laughin. Keep them coming man, peace & love from N.Ireland bro

[eltrut96]

I'd fuck a midget too. Just to say I "did it". LOL

[MUMMAB25]

Second time watching this... you can see the love in both of your eyes!

[imanashtray]

Well she sure is prettier than Cheech, and I bet she doesn't smell like a Burrito either. The act is funny, though, you should call it Chong & Chonger.

[Ajeel06]

Hey Tommy....one question....does ur wife toke up....i bet she does....wooow...ur live'n a dream, if thats so

[sonyctrypper]

Hahaha! I love it.  It's like a twist to the old bit you did with Cheech! I like this one better man!

[Boomer195710]

Damn, Tommy! You scored a five finger lid with Shelby.

[KingSpooky]

Keep'em comin Tommy!

[DamienBoy13]

"When all the smoke clears, she's always there." - Tommy

I Think Thats Beautiful. You're Very Fortunate To Have That, And Cheers To All Your Success. Take Care Guy..

[fubar247]

The club you owned back then, that was a comedy strip club? Reminds me of your role in 'Evil Bong'. Hahaha Hot Wheels were the best.

[newfiebastards]

hey tommy if you cant lickem she can lmao  youre crazy funny unkle newf

[GonzoBillTong]

Funny shit mister CHong.

[limbride]

Oh MAN! You and your wife rock, Tommy!

Thanks so much for sharing it all on youtube!

Bucket-bong-love from Norway!

[Pittmail88]

Tommy is the man. I grew up loving him and Cheech. God bless man. I got a basketball jones!

[sinistermoon]

Wow man! Hey Tommy your old lady is a babe! Hell yea man still smokin!

[BigBunny15]

My favorite of the citizenchong videos so far.

[Ballshippin]

Holy carp that good stuff!!

[cjsamms]

First saw C & C live back in the 70's at the Waikiki Shell. Never laughed so hard and so long in my life. And still remember that one-note harmonica ditty you did... "gonna tie my pecker to a tree..." You still crack me up.

[PresidentRenetto]

omg lmao love it

[Moviebro]

You two are so funny.

[orchasm666]

Fuckin' Eh man...

[Breeslave]

Long live Tommy Chong!!! PS. I love your videos and your Hott wife you lucky dude!

[mooselee13]

HAHAHAHA! Priceless!

[puffalo]

the trick is catching them

[Grey80002]

Haha, let me wipe the tears from my eyes from laughing so hard, so that I can laugh some more! You still got it man.

[Toyotathundra]

.."hey whats wrong with you!? Shes over there!" HAHAHAHA

5*

[slayerfanxxx]

LOFL!!! That was Fuckin sweet!!!

[Antkney]

Hey Tommy, Its great to see you again. In this world of Dave Chappelles and Martin Lawrences and Chris Rocks it is good to know that there is still some real comedy to be had. Thanks man.

[Tombstoner]

I take this as a sign you are again confortable with 'reasonable' comedy material. Good performance!- encourages me to think you'd enjoy the victorian humor we hope to put in our Tombstone-based indie. Pls see my channel. Thanx, mmj patient.

[Peanuhbutuhjellytime]

Wow, your wife is hot man. I'd hit it. Hey Shelby, how's it going?

[misslia]

This was sooooo FUNNY! gosh classic!

[cdowg187]

That sounded like a great skit!

[solsiete]

OMG ! That has got to be one of the funniest things i've ever seen or heard ! Shock and Awe man .Shock and Awe .( Don't forget to tell Rae Dawn I said hey.)

[Ragedolly]

"Sorry about that. If I knew it was you I've would have sat further back." <--- from KingTrucker - Thanks, man, you cracked me up! Tommy, you need to put this in the act, from Cheech, walking in from the dark behind you (after the crowd has cleaned themselves up from peeing in uncontrolled laughter...8)... Thanks to you and Shelby!!

[shadowedmyth]

Okay... serious lack of a sense of humour there ^^;

[MBRHIndustries]

dude that shit had me dying laughing.

[Furnifur]

Midget on a stick! LMAO It's amazing what people flag oddly enough it'll get more views despite teh flag.

[perkoff]

Well there is a lot of sexual talk and words kids hear all the time but you know they aren't supposed to be hearing. Yeah, it was prolly some haters just flagging him for who he is.

[Furnifur]

yeah, I understand what you are saying but most kids say worse than that and I've seen worse that wasn't flagged, the flagging system sucks

[TheCRONICles]

Drop dead flagger fagger, Chong we must smoke some cronic man, look me up... lol

[thepigsmustdie]

too bad is got flagged but funny as hell.

[sneakypreacher]

Tommy...this is some funny stuff. Keep em' comin! And to the asshole that flagged this video...what are you? A fucking idiot? FUCK YOU!

[DeadDante]

it got flagged

[toothlessfatoveralls]

great to see you on youtube-you are great...

[darcside]

Chong, you're me hero man, great to see you're still going strong, and funny as hell.

[seeksthetruth7]

I wish I could lick my own balls!

[ryjyd]

That's classic for being modern Chong material. Good to see you out here jacked in with everyone else. I'd tell you to... what was I sayin?... uh... hm... anyone else hungry?

[lawwww]

chong you have a great lookin wife...vid is wicked man the stuff you have on your cheech & chong are even funnier!

[angelwings6382]

lol aw man thats frickin awsome

[Rebelghost]

Thanks for another great post Tommy! Shelby you look good as ever

[BMac199]

Great stuff man.

[enjoycouk]

very very funny man...great stuff for coffee time...Enjoy!

[DangerousBastard]

Yeah, thanks for flagging this. It means I have to waste an extra second of my life clicking another stupid button. As if the words "Midget Porno" werent enough to tip you off about whats in here! lol

[SexPantherHaysKs]

That is some funny shit!!!! Licking your balls is really hard!!!

[JackAwful]

Shelby be fine.  Go Tommy. Go Tommy.

[joneshiro]

when you came to zanies in chicago (ok... a suburb) around 2000, i got to meet you. my friend brought a camera and we tried to take pictures with you.. we had shelby take the photo, and you choked my friend for the photo... unfortunately, it didnt turn out for some reason. oh well.

[MNFoxtrot]

You people have flagged this video? You don't like midgets in porn? WTF Get bent.

[jbone75230]

now that is comedy

[tawnos78]

that rocks keep it up tommy

[float2]

that was mad funny. later

[jRoseLadyk]

I'm up for sharing my smoke if you share more video's we all toke it up together ^_~

[dnegroid]

lol, that was truly halarious. where was this "stand up" performed at ?

[KingTrucker]

Sorry about that. If I knew it was you I've would have sat further back.

[Nurple]

good shit. your wife's quite a catch but i'm guessing youve had time to figure that out.

plus she didnt hit it and quit it like cheech, she hit it and held it in. and thats beautiful man

[DrLemur]

I have to wonder what the midgets think of regular sized porn :) Your wife seems nice Mr Chong.

[DailyToke]

Love it

This Buds for you

[133tn00b]

hahahaha,I can't stop laughing. Please more!!!!

[Haxzaw]

Your 1 lucky man Tommy ! Congrats Brother !

[neil010]

You are the man, man. If you weren't the man. Then ... wait ... I'm not saying you are "the man". I dont mean that, i'm saying you are Tha Man. Man. Ok. Sweet.

[totodutchie]

hehehe, funny topic again :P

[blazedup06]

5 stars!

[reawakened1]

i love you Tommy Chong. giggles... you are just great! Shelby i bet you have tons of interesting stories to tell. huggles and smoochies

[Leartiest]

XD Brilliant

[katybate]

Yer wife is purty- how long y'all been together?- the lock-up time must have been hard for her- One Love

[MUMMAB25]

Funny As Hell!

[Ion457]

Chong, you're the man

[specialmousenz]

Hahahahahaha. In the hair!!! hahahahahaha that is some fucking funny shit you two.