Key & Peele: I Said Bitch

[Hafnhaf]

"optic stems" lmfao

[polomane91]

I looked my woman right in her Optic Scans, and I said...*looks around, checks the area, falcon screams* I said Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttcccccc­chhhhhhhhh.

[yungbweezy]

I"M DEAD!

[316shibby]

1:43 cracks me up every time. He seems too pleased

[tmylve3495]

LOL 2:35 [insert racist-like remark here] ps im not racist

[ImThatKid1231]

119 people are "gon get it!"

[thatiscool121]

biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iittttttttttttttcccccccccccchh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[gr8shotman]

k so i was at school looked down n i said whats the matter n she said just go i need some time i said bitches plzzz

[fognua]

@gr8shotman amen brither man all the damm i am all kiek biiiitch plzzz man o hell na

[HughesHDTV]

DAR-REL!... I looked this woman dead in the windows of her SOUL! I said... I said... I said "biiiiitchhhh".

[MrMayhemChild]

NO CRAIG, NO!

[X6292]

This is one of the best shows on comedy central

[kaizeisawesome]

MarryDoodles got me here, like if she got u here too! [LIKE GO DAMN U BITCH]

[oaklandrmoss18]

"Darrel I named 7 other restaurants"

"NO GREG, NO!!!"

HAHAHAH SHIT CRACKS ME UP EVERYTIME

[TheDoggy4life]

This One Is So Super Dooper Hilarious..! Haha... The Endin' Kinda Scared Me Though..!

[Archronis]

That sketch went on a little too long.

[oogp]

hes lost in space now

[NYJanus]

I wish I had Comedy Central on my subscribed TV channels... There goes all my studying time...

[00MGRMH00]

... هههههههههههههأأأأأأأي يخ‘ـافوووووون مـ ن زوج‘ـاتهم وأأأأأك توح‘ـفه .

[xsamplexample]

stop trying to find a reason this isnt funny... the reason is because you have no humor

[beshoo12366]

loooooooooool

[EveningRandom]

Press 5

[thekaylaish]

I died when they're like hiding in the goddamn trees cringing away in fear. This is so accurate, I love it.

[TheComputerEmpire]

These niggas is stupid! They can't replace the Chapelle show but man it's the most entertaining shit on CC in awhile!

[MichiganFan39]

I looked this women, dead in the windows of her SOUL, i said...............

i said...........

i saiiiddd.... biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iittttchhhh

[LotusGamerChick93]

I'm probably the ONLY female that found this to be HILARIOUS!!! :D

[rmeddy1]

Key's face @0:53 really made this sketch for me

[KamilFox]

116 got called... *looks around for them*.... they got called biiii~tch

[tiramisumusical]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­G ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LMFAO!!!! I CRIED TEARS OF LAUGHTER AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH <33333333 OMGGGGGGGG THEE. BEST. SKETCH. BY THEM. EVER. (AS OF NOW XD) LOOKING FORWARD TO WAAAAAAAY MORE AWESOME SHITTTTTTTT AHAHAHAHAHHAHA <3

[tacophailure]

I says biiiiiiiiiiitch

[MrGankyy]

1:33 is the best pat

[FishBoX999]

0:49 gets me evertim.

[DiggityDoli]

116 people are..*Looks around*....bitches

[hskfinland75]

ain't nothing but thing 

[laxred11]

get it hes given him a tour of the neighbor hood...there in africa

[aa70queen01]

K&P are slowly filling the void left by Chappelle and MADtv. I think I can pick up the pieces of my life and start again.

[MisterJonesification]

@aa70queen01

I liked MADtv more than SNL, that was until all the regulars left and Bobby Lee was in every sketch.

[fightparis03]

i love how dude tries to blend in with the tree bahaha !!

[AshwiniThePooh]

DAR-RYL. I looked this woman dead in the windows of her SOUL. I said....I said.... BIIIIIIIIIIITCHHHH!

[IconRules32]

DA-RHOL

[ThePE12345]

Chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhh

[ThePE12345]

I said biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[555usdollars]

tags lol

[chasegauda78]

I SAID BITCH!

[LunarShooter]

1:54, Bitches belong in the kitchen!

[oaklandrmoss18]

2:34 = best part lol

[stevoxxx57]

i said............biiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

[J0shnoxious7xx]

press 4 every .5 seconds LMAO!

[TheGrindkingboi]

I wonder what the girls were saying.

[mintyfresh9080]

De-rell! I looked this woman dead in the windows of her soul! I said.... I said.......... Pssfweeew... *Clunk clunk* I said, "Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiitch...

[mintyfresh9080]

It's so fucking hilarious how they just use different words for eyes every time they tell a brotha a story!

[AmericansFavorits]

it 7:05 and i got to be somewere at 7:30 i was suppost to leave 10 fucking minutes ago

[foweeal]

@ 2:58 you said that .pshhh aint nothin but a thang

[IAmStormShade]

I Look at the dislike bar and i look around and i say to 113 people, "Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitcchhh

[HooliganTesh]

MAD ! 

[controlfreak1983]

Optic stems lol!

[eric90731]

Hahahahhahaha funny up to date.shit

[DaSolidAce]

115 people were called bitchhhhhh to their face

[blackpowderreble]

Optic stems

[Vintage141]

i looked this women in her optic spams???lol

[purplephwoar]

@Vintage141 Oh, no he said 'optic stems.' Lol. :)

[kekew1989]

i love this video

[bigboibj2004]

I love the sketches on this show but the stand up in between them sux.

[997summit]

@NinjaPlease777 lmfaooooo. i luvvv it

[aeroboss23]

hey does anyone by chance know where i can download an mp3 of this?

[acn10]

peele looks mad sweet

[dgk3188]

@acn10 MAD sweet!

[3MedallasInMyHand]

I looked at this women straight in her optical photographic receptors and said ....... Beotchhhhhh!

[annalisa728]

She's from Second City!

[1996mariomaster]

i said biiiiiiiiiiiii hey honey 

[colechris213]

I said bitcccccccchhhhhhhhh i layed it out

[Outermainstream]

Aside from the astronaut part, this is one of their best sketches. Certainly my favorite so far.

[CariLynn11]

I love this freaking show

[70schild629]

awwww the old if i can't see you you can't see me

[drereal1]

man his response when he said you did call your wife a bitch to funny

[RetroAlexis]

1:05-1:28 Do other girls actually do that?

I would have just said ''Red Freaking Lobster, Dude.''

If he doesn't want to go, fine, we'll eat where he wants to eat.

But next time its Red Freakin' Lobster.

[trancedsailor]

1:34 lmao

[cobby1447]

True story: my girl said can u get me this? And this, and this (3 minutes later) and this I said biiiiiiiiiiiiitch I'm a low budget mechanic how dafuq am I possdd to get you a $2000 blender

[brownk18]

This is one of those skits that will never get old and not be funny. Lmmfao still!

[HBCult]

hahaa "I said biiiiiiiiitch" they are too afraid to say that word.

[John0Dru]

"I looked her in her optical stems!" lol

[Miguelizk00l]

3:55

[spicoli1931]

"In space, no one can hear you say biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch."

[rypine44]

say what you mean, mean what you say :D

[bama297]

shit funny

[MRIDDLE72]

Whoever doesn't think this is funny either.. Has no sense of humor, is a hater, a racist or a biiiiiiiiiiitch!!!

[angelinajoanie]

This has been the best sketch on this show so far.

[xxxmynameisbobxxx1]

113 people were prbaly women.

[mariodeadonvoice]

@xxxmynameisbobxxx1 haters gonna hate....these guys set the bar high...SNL has nothing on these guys

[iRachel382]

@xxxmynameisbobxxx1 Actually, I'm a woman, and I find this pretty damn hilarious. Thanks very much.

[J2JMC]

@iRachel382 lol u tell her

[dwunltd]

too funny <3  wish i got ComCen

[WackyFunkMunster]

Lol he hugs the tree and closes his eyes, that was hella funny.

[Partyman908]

My teacher gave me detention and says.......... biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*breath*iiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*breath*ii­iiiiiiiiitttttttttttcccccccccc­hhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Lemmetellusumthin]

Lol@4:18 that yup was a lie

[SkateboardNationSk8]

but did he say bitch?

[Datelesswonders]

Why is this so funny? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[kudostoYA]

That part when they're in space caught me off guard so bad I spit my drink all over my laptop. This show is the shit!

[LilGhoulLolita]

LMAO in the end!!!!

[anticipationaward]

Better then chappele? No but they might get there

[abstuct1015]

bout time somebody brought the pain

[PharsaNets]

@TheycallmeHeavyD But you said Bitch, right?

[TheycallmeHeavyD]

@PharsaNets Uhhhhhhhhyeah.....

[triplesgameover]

I look the woman straight in her eyes and said biiiiiiiittttttttcccccccchhhh

U called her a bitch

[TheycallmeHeavyD]

Somebody told me that this show was better than Chappelle's show. I said "Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiitch."

[ThaFreekinG]

@TheycallmeHeavyD whhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaat did you say biiiiiiiiitch

[CharlieChucho]

@TheycallmeHeavyD you take that back right now!!!!! yeah it's funny, but it will never be better than Chappelle's show.....ever.

[evanformcr]

@CharlieChucho you do realize he's saying this show is NOT better than Chappelle's show?

[dubtcs]

Every now n then I do wanna call her biiittch..

[renegadeslax6]

I looked this women straight in the eye...................... I said "bittttttttccccccchhhh." ..... You said bitch though? Hell yeah

[HelloKellen]

i love how they look around carefully before they whisper "bittttchhhhhhhhhh". i do that with my friend hahaha

[xavier29212]

press 4 BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIITCH

[silencehunter01]

1,000,000 views BITCHES!!!!!

[MizzSlickSlyNWicked]

I looked this woman in the windows of her soul and i said **floats into space** i said Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­tch!!!! lmao love them!

[Pinktowers]

This is tooooo funny!!!;)))))))

[VinceBroo]

Ain't nothin' but a thing

[MultiSnyderman]

So my girl said this show was much weaker than carlos mencia.

I said biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiitch

[MrInfiniti22]

@MultiSnyderman did you look her in her eye sockets?

[MultiSnyderman]

@MrInfiniti22 I looked her in the eye of her vajayjay

[yungsavageO9]

I looked this women in the windows of her soul, LMAO

[xcrosskid]

i pissed myself when theyre out in the field and he pulls out the binoculars hahahaha

[hkascle3]

Hm?

[imagestic]

hilarious stuff! 

[rythmspeakr]

His face at 2:08 hahaha

[NickSamberg]

You said bitch though right?

[MonsterJammeroo]

@ 3:59 he starts looking like Tracey Morgan

[KSDub27]

3:38 - 3:44 lmaoo

[1ProfessorPorksword1]

@NinjaPlease777 so if you do talk to the CEO, you're gonna say bitch, right?

[blaquemuneca]

They know better not to be calling their black women the B word! Consequences and repercussions.....

[eminemmusic21]

2:37 hugs tree and closes eyes lol

[XxUSAxXAmericaXx]

I said Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttt­tcccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h

[TheNesbittNation1]

The dinner thing happens all the time!!!

[SgtDolphinNoodle]

Higga please! Ain't nothin' but a thang!

[RATTTHEPUNK]

the astronaut part sent a cold chill down my spine . fuckin creepy lol

[MoneyStacks210]

who will be the millionth viewer?!

[NinjaPlease777]

111 people cant say bitch to they woman.

[NinjaPlease777]

too many funny parts to quote. i love this show so much. i never laughed so hard on any other skit show. if this show gets cancelled im gonna walk up to the CEO of Comedy Central, look him right in the windows of his soul and imma tell him *looks around* biiiiiiiiittttcccchhhhh why you canceed my show.

[themindzi]

@NinjaPlease777 hahah hell yeah man, almost 100 likes on your comment now

[DaSolidAce]

@NinjaPlease777 i like this show to but don't forget about Dave Chappelle

[terahrussell2006]

I said.......................bii­iitttttch

[Adambateson]

I saaaaaaaaaaaaaid Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiitchhhh

[MUFFIN0FD00M]

you said bitch tho

[mugshit]

*hugs the branch while he closes his eyes* X'D I think i just pissed myself.

[xayzay901]

iSaid... iSaid.. *looks around* iSaid biiiiiiiiitttttcchhhh (whispering)

[jayleababy28]

C'mon now if you still gotta look around in a field and in space you is whipped like a mug! LMAO

[kballin01]

Thumbs Up if youve ever had that restaurant conversation with your girl. IF YOU WANTED TO GO TO TAYLORS, JUST TELL A BROTHA YOU WANNA GO TO TAYLORS!

[bmontem88]

This show is pure genius!!

[chevykid4life2]

Aint nothin but a thang!!

[TIER3Dubstep]

even funnier the 57th time!

[spencer10138]

Omg dude this movie makes my week

[Hilton035]

"no craig, no!!!" lmaoooooooooo

[YOUNGYEE831]

@Hilton035 Damn you! i was gonna make a comment on that line!!! fuckin hilarious!

[armoredemon]

@Hilton035 lmfao

[175K10K175]

These guys are hilarious.

[sglbeta]

I love this show!!!!

[ArtjomGlad]

Haha, these are dem gay gangstas!

[abish21]

PLEASE, somebody make this a meme.

[iAREanthonyyy]

I said biiiiiiii- HI GUYS!

[dmnapier7]

i looked that women dead in the eyes and said

* looked around*

i said biiiiiiiiiiiii

Wifes: hi guys

i'm week off of that

[konataizumi95123]

I look dis girl in the eyes and said *looks upstairs*.... biiiiiiiiiiiiiitch~

[scoutman1214]

You said bitch tho?

Hmm?

You called you wife a bitch tho?

Mmhmm

[7seattlesfinest4]

i looked ths woman in her optic stems and i said BIITCH!

[FlashCamel]

look at his face when hes on the tree XD

[MrAWALK22]

i looked her in the eye sockets

[nAturalz3]

Darryl, I named 7 more restaurants...

No Craig, no!! LOL these guys are hilarious!!

[Jem93rocks]

I saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid

[Jem93rocks]

...........

[Jem93rocks]

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiitch

[iAmTheWinnaman]

I look my women in the eye I said ( •_•) (•_• ) biiiitch

[SugaBabe767]

Deh Roll! I looked this woman in the windows of her soul! Lmao

[EmkobAllianceForce1]

I LOOK MY WOMAN IN THE EYE SOCKETS!!!!