MST3K - 521 - Santa Claus (3/10)

[WIlliamMunnyOutlaw]

Wouldn't the kids be like "holy fucking shit a demon just teleported next to me!"?

[ItsGabeTime]

ITS THE ULTIMATE BUBBLE!!!

[aurochtamer]

Santa claus is watching you masturbate

[Tareltonlives]

@DoctorJunkPile I would totally watch that

[DAVIDInitiative]

Why does Santa continue to laugh like an insane person the entire movie?

[darthvadorthestrong]

A dame? Spread out kid.

[Mibbitmaker]

Santa's place: Pee Wee's Playhouse gone terribly wrong!

[DickieAnginson]

0:49 - the Bots singing "Officer Krupke" from West Side Story when they show the three little kids dressed like the Jets

[thefaboloussob]

If you repeat the one musical note that summon's Pitch's entrance, you'll be whistling "Benny & the Jets."

[Tendoking]

@thefaboloussob Good catch.

[bobdolesrevenge]

So was this movie directed by David Lynch, or did I accidentally mix my medications?

[TheMentalcase]

@bobdolesrevenge Seeing on how this video is about Garden care, you may of mixed your medications.

[Tareltonlives]

@bobdolesrevenge Nah, it's just Mexican

[NorwichTeenwolf]

What the heck was going on in that puppet show?

[SpiderxBlue]

I wanna downoad that santa klaws song! XD

[Adamguy2003]

LOL @ 6:59 when Mike tries to punch Pitch!

[Tanyableu]

Would love to know why they chose Buffalo. :)

[TheMentalcase]

@Tanyableu As would I, seeing as I am from there.

[KaterzTheMSTie]

@TheMentalcase Same here actually; I must have missed the Santa Klaws concert.

[Tanyableu]

@TheMentalcase Me too. That's why I'm wondering.

[ninjawraith17]

1:30

Alright, who else isn't surprised that the Mexican Chucky knockoff can see the devil?

[jrwbtw]

Orwell had nothing on Santa. He's like the Gestapo, the KGB and the Thought Police combined.

[arappabugzappa]

Its during the toy store scene.

[arappabugzappa]

who ever made the youtube video, i can hear you laughing on the track!

[dicnar]

damn am I'm humming this song all the time...

[seanpatrickcain2]

LOL at 1:04

[josh885]

I bet the CIA buys time on Santa's equipment.

[kftc88]

Good to know that Santa doesn't care about the boys without any parents or guardians. They're naughty, so their welfare doesn't matter.

[TheCowboyJesus]

"That is a mouth, right?"

[Enlutris]

@TheCowboyJesus Because it resembles nothing less than a talking butthole.

[pytko3]

@Enlutris Or, at least a different pair of lips.

[EdwFam2010]

this is one of the weirdest movies i ever seen....

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[terminalsoup]

Santa represents corporate interests.

[TheGunboat]

Better look through the telescope, Pedro!

-Santa Claus

[Tareltonlives]

There's one thing us Mexicans are good at, and that's hamming it up!

[Teenlego]

"Hey buddy could you lose the horns, I'm trying to see"

[sleepyhollow783]

Leave Robert Denby AND Lupita alone!!!

[ChaoticYak]

NO LUPITA!

Ah, the classic battle between evil and the narrator.

[AlecRozsa]

THE PLEASURE MOUTH

[ravizoid]

Big Santa is watching YOU! And always, always cheerfully laughing, laughing...

[Bomfunker91]

"And Satan scores!"

[dillydallytwist]

Oh jeez, Santa skeeves me out like nothing else in the world... but I find myself really emphathising with Lupita. Aaw.

[eastwing329]

I am just going to say it, I need an adult, and I am 20 years old. That is how creeped out I am by Santa Claus.

[TheLackofattack]

@eastwing329 Awww. Well you should be! Apparently he's the CIA, ATF, KGB, DHS, and MI5 all mixed into one supranational law enforcement agency!

[TwiztidRoman]

Omg santa claus michael jackson!!

[Chutultu]

Am i right if this film has a pedophilic undertone?

[Minyositine]

@Chutultu You say that about every movie!

[Chutultu]

@Minyositine What??

[889654]

The way Mike just yells out "Narc" was hilarious XD

[nagaking07]

So let me describe Santa:

1. He makes children sing and work.

2. He spies on little kids

3. He uses creepy tools

In short, he's a stalking pedophile.

[silentninja102]

Mike has a gutair keyboard that goes with gutair hero

[KingOfUm]

I have this movie non-riffed on DVD (it actually has 'Santa Conquers The Martians' and some Christmas shorts on it too), I subjected my family to it last Christmas, but none of us could stomach it for more than half an hour.

Still, it's far a better film than 'Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny', the worst movie ever, which they did in Rifftrax.

[LliamSantino]

This is the creepiest Christmas special ever.

[originaldudeman1183]

I watched this as a kid. I havent seen this in years. Now its on MST. awesome. I think I did have nightmares after this. This movie was weird dammit. I think Im gonna have nightmares again.

[originaldudeman1183]

I watched this as a kid. I havent seen this in years. Now its on MST. awesome. I think I did have nightmares after this.

[originaldudeman1183]

I watched this as a kid. I havent seen this in years. Now its on MST. awesome.

[Gruntman1234]

A computer with a human mouth? A telescope, sensor-like thing with an eye ball? A radar dish with a severed human ear?

Damn, this movie is just filled with Nightmare Fuel! /shudder

[ladyvincenza]

Heh heh. this movie really is awful!

[Rubberman202]

Santa seems a LITTLE too excited to be spying in on little children.

[LughTube1]

Man the devil is really unfocused. "hey, I've got an all-devouring slave ideology controlling one half of the world, and an empty materialism consuming the other. The arts are degenerating into pornography and the sciences are becoming clique-y and political. NOW CHRISTMAS MUST BE DESTROYED!

[AllenbysEyes]

The gang's heavy metal Christmas song is one of my favorite MST host segments.

[jjordan89481]

That is so typical. use the hispanic kid as slave labor

[discolives79ify]

@jjordan89481 ...Self-rasicm???

[NYG4LIFE123]

Creepiest Santa Ever.

[Deathklok101]

2:55 It's The Nozzle! Please do not look away from, The Nozzle. The Nozzle is now calibrating. The Nozzle is still calibrating. The Nozzle is done calibrating. For everyone who's head that went over, it's a reference to The Venture Brothers.

[BLSEB]

And Satan scores XD 1:05

[Theburn77]

"A dame! spread out kid!"

[PCGamer77]

1:17 "I can only go down to earth on Christmas Eve" So the North Pole isn't on earth?

[PCGamer77]

Santa Klaws is at least as good as Trans-Siberian Orchestra...

[fenderjaguar1985]

This and Manos so far are the weirdest i've seen on MST3K

[RanMouri82]

Santa = STALKER

[Tareltonlives]

"There is no hiding from the Claus organization!"

"Satan's been busy, I see"

I've got cousins that look like Lupita. I'll never show them this movie.

Never mind the Sex Pixols, here's SANTA CLAWS!

[jmn327]

I love it when the Mads randomly play along with a SoL sketch.

[Adamguy2003]

Man, this narrator gets even more involved with the plot than the narrator on 'The Powerpuff Girls'!

[ZoomingDakota]

"Ah, the classic battle between Evil and Narrator!"

[mattdurand]

let me just say this is the most fucked up thing ive ever seen

[girlofsummer489]

@mattdurand Wait till you see "Manos". Brrrrrr.

[Irkedmv]

Way to defeat Satan, honey.

[bluereaper75]

3:11

"pfft oh yeah! he really zeroed in on her!"

[ilikethecoke]

Man, Santa just wouldn't let that kid talk!

[ctdsnark]

{5:26}Oh,for the subtle dignity of Punch and Judy.

[ggmcnall]

Really needed Frank to lift up his shirt at 4:47. ... uh, maybe not.

[TheBlackPigeon]

WikiLeaks is bush league compared to Santa Claus.

[Apollomasque]

2:25

Silent night-HOLY SHIT!

[DarkNeonNightmare]

YEAH! SANTA KLAWS!!!! WHOOOOOOO!!! *headbangs*

[changyimei]

Do I need acessories too?

[Izekial56]

6:36 LOL!

"Don't you ever do that again!"

[Oppledeldoc]

@Izekial56 "Don't you ever do that!"

That line always gets to me too. Mike says it so believably.

[antgav79]

ya know, the mom could just knit the kid a doll maybe? but what do i know lol

[antgav79]

mike on the keytuar lmfao

[roudy1689]

this movie is 100% childhood nightmare fuel

[vandam840]

The pleasure mouth!

[dolzakhyron]

wow santa is getting creepier and creepier by the minute.

this sure does make santa look like a slave driver, stalker, and pedophile.

maybe going with satan isn't all that bad after all.

at least pedo claus will ignore you xD

[MST3K1986]

While this movie is just plain weird on so many levels, there's no doubt that Lupita is the most criminally adorable child ever put on film.

"Society owes me!"

[Eliwood10]

Society owes me!

[Applemask]

"Pffffyeah HE REALLY ZEROED IN ON HER" may be my favourite MST3K gag. The timing and delivery are almost literally perfect.

[YouSuckNoJutsu]

SANTA KLAAAAAWS!! [/headbang]

[TitusYorick]

@YouSuckNoJutsu \\m// \\m// \\m// \\m// ROCK ON!

[ninjawraith17]

6:38-6:40

"Don't you ever do that again!"

[soad19152003]

Wow, dubs back then are WAY better than modern ones. Today's dubs are a joke. that's why I always like to watch a movie in the original language

[doomfeather]

you just can't beat a Keytar for pure entertainment value!

[StubenhockerElite]

My favourite MST3K Skit, next to the micky-goggles!^^

[fifthcirclesurfer]

the obama administration is gonna nationalize santa's workshop so they can a hold of all those niffty gadgets to spy on and control us. and then unionize all those kids and give the union a controling stake in santa's business just like the auto industry 

[Tareltonlives]

@fifthcirclesurfer Bush already uses the magic eye to investigate suspected terrorists, and Santa's now in the hands of corporate executives.

[guilmon182]

Move over Metallica! Here comes Santa Klaws!

[linoleumcarving]

this reminds me to Pee Wee's playhouse  2:44

[ReeperTheSeeker]

that eye scope reminds me of 'War of the Words", which has nothing to do with Christmas and everything to do with creepy.

[WoundedWolfgirl]

@ReeperTheSeeker Oh my God...it really does. Yikes. O_O

[norsef]

Pah! Like her mother's perfect she is clearly stealing a giant ham in that shawl.

[DJStry]

no no santa: "if they are to beat satan, all they need is to have their own moral narrator!"

[obscuritylord]

I get the feeling that thi is the movie that created the grinch. This movie can really warp christmas.

[AandWguy]

"Way to defeat Satan honey."

[kwolf002]

WTF is going on!?

[LSUTigers712]

This is officially the weirdest movie ever in MST history...but so hilarious.

[00madbox00]

ahh does this movie have a plot or did santa eat that too? wow looking at little girls through telescopes ......thats probably illegal especial for big old guys >:[]

[634devil]

I want to wish you a very dystopian Christmas!

[Daggie1977]

Wow, I'm 32 and this film is freaking ME out. There must have been traumatised kids littering the movie theatres when this came out.

[MexiGojira]

@Daggie1977 fe, I bet kids got more screwed with Santa Clause 2.

Besides, its a mexican movie from the 50's. Back then Santa was little more that something from the U.S., unrelated with Mexican Christmas traditions, and theres absolutelly nothing wrong showing the devil.

[TheGunboat]

I just heard Santa say, "Better look through the telescope, Pedro". My life is complete.

[johnny13r]

you can't join are club satan

[EyesOnlyFreedomVid]

@johnny13r "Our club"

[johnny13r]

@EyesOnlyFreedomVid whoops my mistake

[raith0818]

"The pleasure mouth..."

[akje93]

" AND SATAN SCORES!!!"

"Santa Clause will lick your TOES!!"

[VeryAngryCamel]

@akje93 really long arm on that kid...

[Jayguy851]

@fifthcirclesurfer Grow up. 

[fifthcirclesurfer]

@Jayguy851 grow up? two adults watching a really bad 40 year old mexican christmas movie in the month of may.I think there is little chance of that for either one of us dude

[linoleumcarving]

what are they trying to say in this wack job movie.... !

[Theburn77]

that organ music sounds like the beginning of "Innagadadavida"

[cloud314231]

give that guy a record deal!

[JasonLGrey]

Who is this narrator guy that the characters seem to act on what he's saying? Look at Lupita at 6:28, she lifts her head when the narrator speaks. Is the narrator Jesus or something?

[tvsdavid316]

I think the actor who dubbed Pedro also dubbed the boot black kid from Prince of Space.

[Tareltonlives]

@tvsdavid316 "What's wrong with surveillance? We like it VERY MUCH!"

[JTMARKSBERRY]

Lupita isn't gonna steal that doll is she? "Society owes me!"

[CofCGuy]

Beginning at 7:50, what are those two black things walking across the floor between the telescope and the teletalker? Jawas?

[CofCGuy]

Beginning at 7:50, what are those two black things walking across the floor between the telescope and the teletalker? Jawas?

[jettvixen]

You can't be in our club, Satan.

[M0VIES4U2]

3:51

[guysmiley00]

Lupita's not exactly a criminal mastermind.

[shagohodshalashaska]

those ARE lips aren't they?

[TimelordR]

@shagohodshalashaska Hopefully, the facial kind...And yes, Lupita is cute enough to pass herself off as a Manga character.

[ChaoticYak]

I agree with the initial assessment of Lupita. She really IS "aggressively cute".

[everettfamily101]

Damn Mike plays a mean keytar. lol

[RavnDream]

"You can't be in our club, Satan!"

"Santa's tendrils reach far and wide. There's no escaping the Claus Organization!"

[willyschoonover]

what exactly is satan doing in this movie?

[PikachuColoredPichu1]

And Satan scores!

[jec444]

What's up with those French looking puppet guys kissing all over each other at a kids show? Pretty creepy.

[jec444]

"come along, I gotta buy a bra" Lupita's mom

[snikt2k10]

I predict that this is going to be one of those M. Night Shamalan things, and it turns out Santa was Satan all along.

Hey, what happened to your mind, there? Oh yea, I just blew it away.

[TPrower]

"Pff! Oh yeah, he really zeroed in on her!" XD

[demboys18]

"If your good somehow you'll be rewarded."

That's the most horrible thing I've ever heard in my life. If your good you'll be rich. Ya, great morals there boss.

[DrWhiggs]

@demboys18 It doesn't have to be a material reward. It could be the simple reward of inner peace knowing you did the moral thing.

[demboys18]

@DrWhiggs True, but the way they say it makes it sound as if material gains or total happiness will come to you if you are good. And it's like, if that's true then all poor people are evil? Bad things happen to good people too.. But what am I doing I'm killing good comedy with philosophy.

[poolygirl13]

Can someone please tell me what the heck Satan has to do with Santa? Is this because of the whole anagram thing?

[demboys18]

honestly it has nothing to do with him. Just made up for the film. Two opposites I guess...

[loverboyz901]

@poolygirl13 because the plot says so

[Tanyableu]

@poolygirl13 well, there used to be a character called the Krampus that followed Santa and punished the bad kids by stealing them away for a year

[Tareltonlives]

@poolygirl13 Maybe it's because they both showed up wearing the same outfit.

[maximumkarlnage]

And Satan scores!!

I love the look on Forresters face when Frank yells yes...and then joins in on the next cut...pricelss...just wonderful

...well thats not strictly true either but...

[ElveeKaye]

\m/ ROCK ON, SANTA KLAWS!! \m/