dane cook sonic 2

[jahaamenwebb]

take one have you checked the children dude im a boy and i dont have children oh sorry take two have you checked the children have you the bomb in your ass oh shit take three have you checked.........the children stop calling before i call the f**king militery and bomb your ass oh yeah check the mine thats on your ass oh god

[jahaamenwebb]

shadow: have you checked ........the children?

amy: yes and i sold them to china you dick

shadow: WHAT THE FUCK AMY!!!!!!!!!!

amy: go fuck yourself shadow and one more thing you have caller id

caller id

rapist called shadow

[xxxARBITERxxx1]

I like the way how amy bes terrified.

[masterchief9867100]

shadow: have you checked the children?

amy: no who the hell is this? *shadow hangs up*

*shadow calls back 15 minutes later* shadow: have yo-

Amy:go fuck yourself shadow.

shadow: 0_0

[XxrinathewolfxX]

Shadow: Have you check the children?

Rina: I ain't got any children dumbass! So stop the f**k calling me or I'll kill you with my d**n knife! *hangs up*

Shadow: s**t wrong number

[skidophillips]

Shadow: *Scary voice* Have you checked the children?

Amy: Why don't you come down here and check the chidren jackass?! I have a loaded rifle and I will blow you to kingdom come so stop calling here or you will regret the day you fucked with me! Got that bitch?! Good! *hangs up*

Shadow: *Normal voice* OMG shes scary!

[firetigerlion]

Guy: have you checked the children? Me: if you call me one more time, I'm going to get goku from dbz to shove a f***ing kamehameha wave up yo a** btw I'm only ten that's why i bleeped it out

[madmonkeydude11]

Guy: HAVE YOU CHECKED....THE CHILDREN?

girl: have you checked your dick cause I have it along with a knife.

Guy: ....................FUCK

[SuperNimi35]

HAVE........YOU.......CHECKED.­.....THE CHILDREN?

[BekkieBum]

This Acctually Happened To Me Heres The Convo

This Ramdom Person Gigaling: Have You Cheacked The Children

Me: Yes I Killed Them

Random Person: What

Me: Yes ... Would You Like A Pie

(If You Have Seen Sweeney Todd You Might Know What I Was Getting At)

[kaven864]

amy: i killed them bich fuck you. shadow: OH MY GOD YOU KILLED YOUR FREIND AND BOYFREIND

[JCween4]

Have you checked the children? Id be like I killed them lol

[JCween4]

Lolololol

[TheBuizelGirl]

Shadow: have you checked...the children?

me: have you checked your sanity?

(take two)

shadow: have you checked, the children?

me: have you checked my sword up your ass?

(take yree)

shadow: have you checked, the children?

me: have YOU checked YOUR chiuaua?! I ATE IT!

director: I GIVE UP!!!

[firefish821]

shadows master plan annoy amy till she kills sonic and tails then amy will kill herself and shadow cant be blame lol jk

[Videos12273]

Shadow: have you checked the checked the children?

Saphira: *gives phone to mom*

Shadow: Have You Checked The Children?

Sara: GO TO HELL *slams phone down*

[DeerWolves]

Shadow: have you checked the children?

Kayla: nah, I'm too lazy to walk up the stairs.

:)

[fivefamly]

My shift's officially OVER!

[LunaTheWolfhog]

Sounds like something Shadow would do, calling up people and saying "Have you checked the children?" If that was me.. Luna(Me)- "Piss off Shadow! I;#'m trying to eat my dinner!"

[phoenixfanboy1]

these dane cook videos are hilarious

[coolpup1101]

LMAO!!

Shadow: "Have you checked......the children?!"

Amy: "I killed them!"

[awsomegirl450]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fruitopian67]

XD screw the children! rofl, I can see Amy doing that! (I'm jking)

[norreish1]

WTF!!

[Randomcpvids]

shadow: have u checked... the children>>?

amy: i killed them...!

o.O ok !! LOL awesomee!!

[MrPayton800]

Lol this is funny



[novagirl61]

in the uncut version insted of just stuffing them in the toy box he acually kills them i love that moovie though it did scare me when the phone rang when i was babysitting my little brother

[ninjaglare91]

shadow:have you checked the children?

amy:I killed them

LOL InfernoTails,you put some hard work into making it funny!

[InfernoTails]

@ninjaglare91 haha thanks :P

[5678ruler]

have you checked the children?

i killed them and ate there flesh and had sex with there corpses

your fuked up in da head

[goldensonic92]

shadow : have you checked the children sonic ; i killed them

[Gemstonegirl8]

WTF!?! Wats wit the pizza???

[InfernoTails]

you realized it was pizza? win. anyway i just put it there for decoration.

[DHAZEDXZ]

LMAO at the end

[Dophingurl2240]

XD LOL

[mariomoney1001]

shadow: have u check the children?

Amy: i KILLED THEM

lol

[achxuraxan]

fucking amy

[ninefangthesniper]

I KILLED THEM

[ORLYfinema2]

I killed them　はは　XD

[darkjim123]

as soon as kept picking up the phone came on, phone rang.

[PivotMegaman]

You spelled children wrong.

[pinkhollyberry]

LMAO

[amyrosefridasuarez24]

lol amy kill the 2 children and then shadow have you checked the children lol wat the hack?

[DeathRaZoR757]

amy: i killed them shadow: OH MY GOD YOU KILLED YOUR BOYFREIND?!?! amy: oops

[theyootubepoopfan]

have you checked the children? ... i killed them this is the guy on the other phone now: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

[InfernoTails]

lol, that would be hilarious

[3t9l]

|=|_|<|< the children! my shift is OVER

[xAngelxHeartxx]

awesome, i love dane cook :)

[TheincredibleCRITIC]

I luv dane cook! :D